Help I Sexted My Boss

There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party.

The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.

There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.

William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.

There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases.

Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about.

It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat.

The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard.

William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way.

There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesday’s episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s.

Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Meanwhile, there’s debate over the proper etiquette for addressing an unfortunately named baroness, and Jordan shares some explicit audio from his physio session, let’s just say, he’s never gone deeper.

Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s passive-aggressiveness seems to be spreading - especially to Wendy. And the boys get their creative juices flowing as they dream up their ideal last names.

Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a romantic teenage fling in Tenerife and reveals his latest true crime obsession, fuelled by a very dark figure. Meanwhile, William is feeling frosty, recalling his cursed skiing holidays and firing off a classic passive-aggressive text. Plus, the boys are on hand to help our G&Divas with their dilemmas including a very enthusiastic dog with a love for toes.

The boys are gearing up for another road trip, but Jordan has a few musical ground rules before they hit the road. Plenty of G&Divas have been in touch about their career changes including one with a fiery new skill! William isn’t the only one dealing with loud neighbours, as one listener battles a sleepless night, and Jordan’s car crash ick has been tried, tested and confirmed.

William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In the midst of his newfound mid-thirties crisis, Jordan is embracing the power of “no,” while William juggles swiping through his dating app matches and keeping up with a towering stack of handwritten letters.

Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their first date. Will sparks fly or is it a recipe for disaster? Jordan sets the mood with his finest chat-up lines and corned beef hash (a Northern aphrodisiac, apparently), while William puckers up for a creamy explosion.

Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off to Sweden (Voooodpecker!) for his grand debut on Swedish TV. Meanwhile, the boys tackle your dating dilemmas like, is asking a date to bail you out of jail a red flag? And how do you orchestrate a date between two friends who, let’s just say, seem suspiciously familiar?

The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve added a few of their own to the list. The prestigious 2024 Loo Awards have been announced, and somehow, Mikey might have had a hand in the winning toilet. Plus, we hear about the wildest career U-turn and brace ourselves for a seriously sassy storm.

William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (#notasexpodcast). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, G&Diva dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer.

Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, a G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee.

Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into G&Diva dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum.

The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment. One G&Diva finds themselves in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviors that give him the ick.

William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and a listener’s spicy story about a classical banger has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed.

The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks.

After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few G&Diva dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the podcast with the help of a special red button.

It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers?

Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner.

Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details.

William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance!

There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo.

William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!)

Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help a G&Diva dealing with a flying poo.

Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.

Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.

The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear!

William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains.

There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email.

Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, one G&Diva's glory hole woes might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic.

Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines.

This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests talk host Sarel through all the ways they’d spend a £200million EuroMillions jackpot.Join William and Jordan as they reveal their extravagant plans for their EuroMillions win, including the ultimate “bliss hour”, an exclusive day out with Barack and Michelle Obama, and a private theatre in William’s mansion showing Mary Poppins every single night!Follow Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams…On YouTube:https://tinyurl.com/ycyfv2fcOn TikTok:https://tinyurl.com/mrxtansdOn Instagram:https://tinyurl.com/ykumd329On Apple Podcasts:https://tinyurl.com/29z8xrmeOn Spotify:https://tinyurl.com/4ths7nedGet that EuroMillions feeling every Friday with brand new episodes.Brought to you by EuroMillions from The National Lottery and Acast Creative.

The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dilemma about a potential home buyer’s unusual request, Jordan shares some surprising home truths, and they dive into the dos and don’ts of voice note etiquette.

William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories come flooding back as the G&Divas share what sparks their own nostalgia. Plus, the D has been spotted in the wild yet again!

William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The topic of Halloween costumes brings up Jordan’s childhood “creative differences” with Wendy. And there are more costume conundrums as a G&Diva contemplates whether or not to dress up as a creepy clown.

Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a certain northern builder on the podcast for his new role though. Meanwhile, William’s list of common things has been picked up by a radio show in New Zealand, and it’s Jordan’s turn to answer your questions about his day job.

William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and this time, it wasn’t because of a rogue laser), while Jordan takes a nostalgic dive into retro wrestling. Plus, we hear from a G&Diva whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation!

William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive.

After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.

William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details.

William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse.

Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours, Elis and John. William shares his Hogwarts Legacy woes, and we hear a dilemma about a gassy greeting at the front door.

The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rituals. Meanwhile, William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague, and after learning about stoop sales, a Sexted set clear out could be on the horizon.

The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders a pint for the first time. Meanwhile, Jordan is embracing his inner slob by slipping into Goblin mode. And we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich!

The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear your sibling revenge stories, with William and Jordan sharing some very contrasting experiences. And they explore the origins of the name Wendy (surprisingly, there is a distinct lack of potato peelers).

William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and a G&Diva asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face?

Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics.

William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a G&Diva’s dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong.

William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive a lovely, wholesome letter from a G&Diva.

The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste.

William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers.

The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex.

It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Zer.

William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon!

The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer.

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play.

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean.

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice?

Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal.

Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William.

We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar.

Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend picking up a roast potato with her foot. William gives us the inside scoop on his upcoming tour, "Solitary Refinement". Plus, Jordan faces the music after getting told off by Wendy and has a prepared statement to read out. 

Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive into roleplaying awkward conversations with some familiar voices and we discover why chefs might be in need of a good talc dusting.

There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and another witnessing a bear (golden) showering in the wild. William declares he’s now embracing the “Brat Summer”. Plus, Grandma Glennis and her boyfriend Nigel are visiting, and she’s got a particular drink request.

William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted alternative. Jordan realises his relatives are visiting him from beyond the grave, and we hear about a new way to dunk your biscuits.

The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand to a G&Diva dealing with some gassy bedroom tendencies. William corrects his etymology faux pas around the Club Sandwich and Jordan shares his latest TV binge-watching adventures.

Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to know the boys through their most used emojis.

The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrats guuuuys) Jordan’s been rubbed up by a Greek Bear, whilst William has been enjoying playing with balls at Wimbledon.

This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let’s just say William is far from impressed.

Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people’s luggage on a train. William is less than impressed with chummy hotel door signs and Jordan needs help finding the right hat for a very fancy affair.

With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions. The boys are whisked back to their childhood as they reminisce about classic children's TV theme songs, and a G&Diva shares their connection with William's musical idol, Dame Julie Andrews!

There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine.

Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… But he’s not the only one, lots of G&Divas have been in touch with the words and phrases they’ve mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple.

It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentlemen discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'.

Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons, and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge.

The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped.

He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag.

Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses!

You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update.

William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station.

There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security.

The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there’s a picky tea war brewing.

It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reaction to the public's comments on his TikTok videos.

It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments from the tour so far, as well as some of their dilemma highlights.

It's day ten of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are on their way to Bristol for their final show of this leg of the tour at the Bristol Beacon. The boys discuss last nights show in Birmingham and how they got mobbed by Take That fans and Jordan reflects on the aftermath of his colonic.

It's day nine of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William has a very special treat for Jordan, as he is about lose his colonic virginity. Hopefully he doesn't have any accidents on stage tonight at the Birmingham Symphony Hall.

It's day eight of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are reunited back in Manchester for a second night at the 02 Apollo. They reminisce their favourite dilemmas from the second night at the Apollo, where a few tears were shed. Speaking of, Jordan is feeling the pressure ahead of his colonic appointment tomorrow.

It's day seven of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! After a second night performing at the London Palladium, William and Jordan are taking a well-deserved day off, so Executive Producer Ben has the microphone all to himself for a little message to our incredible G&Divas.

It's day six of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are back for a second night at the iconic London Palladium. Last nights show was enjoyed by thousands in cinemas across the UK, apart from an elderly couple who walked into the wrong screen...

It's day five of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are getting emotional as they never dreamt that one day they would be performing at an iconic venue such as the London Palladium. Tonight is the first of two, but what makes tonight even more special is that it will also be streamed to 400 cinemas across the UK, Germany and The Netherlands. William and Jordan answer some of your questions backstage on the tour so far.

It's day four of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan discuss some of their favourite dilemmas from the first weekend of Help I Sexted My Boss Live. Jordan is feeling a little ropey, but after a couple of pints in the Newcastle sun and a new t shirt for William, the boys are ready to share all their usual 'helpful' advice.

It's day three of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! Jordan is feeling under the weather after deciding to down a glass of Buckfast on stage last night at the 02 Academy in Glasgow. William had a film crew following him around, which led to the boys first minor argument, but all was resolved ahead of the show. As expected, the Glasgow crowd were on fire! Today they are on the road heading to the Newcastle Tyne Theatre and Opera House ahead of tonights show.

It's day two of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan have mounted 'Priscilla' the tour fun bus and are on their way to Glasgow. They discuss opening night in Manchester yesterday and William's experience meeting even more of the North family clan. Whilst recording they enter Scotland ahead of the second night of the tour at the 02 Apollo Glasgow.

It's finally day one of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are backstage at the O2 Apollo Theatre in Manchester discussing their excitement and nerves ahead of tonight's show. The costumes have arrived and they are (nervously) preparing for their biggest live audience yet.

Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life, and here William and Jordan share all you need to know about what makes Sexted Sexted. From the in jokes that pop up every week, to the characters that Jordan ends up doing an impression of every week, this special episode will bring you up to speed on all you need to know about your new favourite show.

It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan’s medical history before his colonic, and we round off the episode with a question about Clone-A-Willy etiquette.

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out.

There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels.

The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic.

In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen!

Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat.

William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents!

Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor.

After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries!

There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans?

Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed!

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public.

William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under.

Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office.

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks.

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.

Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge.

Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers.

The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is?

After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen.

William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches.

There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue.

Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world.

Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’.

William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers.

After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings.

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle.

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint.

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’.

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery?

As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey.

A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act.

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'!

For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe.

You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms.

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places.

Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin.

It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'.

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding...

After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring.

The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up!

We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate.

Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself".

An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger…

There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship, and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists.

William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some quick fire questions from the G&Diva’s.

After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness). But he’s not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates, and deciding when’s the right time to drop the L bomb.

It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be.

Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip.

Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you’re just curious as to what they’ll be dressing up as for Halloween this year? Answers and clues to these questions can only be found in today's Weekend Release! 

After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There’s also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out.

William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists (don’t be lewd) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone’s generally feeling a little hot under the collar after the 90s AI yearbook photos went online. The boys also reply to your correspondence concerning dealing with dogs pooping in your garden and a top tip on how to deal with forgetting the name of the person you're dating.

Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his toe, William’s already planning his birthday (it’s months away) and Jordan’s been up all night baking banana bread in a coffee fuelled frenzy! When the dust finally settles the boys turn to your dilemmas dealing with office mug etiquette and how to avoid your partner finding out you’ve skipped ahead on that series you’re ‘only meant to watch together'.

In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson from William Hanson, and some much-needed confirmation about the pronunciation of a certain beer.

After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets.

The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There’s also a bulging sack in the studio that’s in desperate need of attention, full to the brim with gifts, tales of wedding drinks etiquette and shameful behaviour in the gym.

It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. As if William and Jordan don't spend enough time together, they're also going on an accidental weekend away together. The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional, from the sadness of a break up to the anger of a G&Diva's surprising discovery and the joy of an actual etiquette question.

After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your correspondence involving secret shopper hacks, birthday poems, and listing out all the greatest things to come out of Australia (yes, Neighbours is on there).

*There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play after 15 minutes if you’d prefer to avoid them.*With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc in the studio unchallenged. Jordan’s furious with the latest VAR results for Burnley, and William is equally annoyed about the new toys Mikey’s bought for the bedroom (who said sleep apnoea can’t be sexy?). There’s also the small matter of helping with your dilemmas on whether you should be allowed to stay friends with your mate’s cheating ex, and how to get over the embarrassment of mistakenly groping your father-in-law's bottom.

Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from all over the world! William and Jordan also catch up on your correspondence involving knives and forks, marriage proposals, and school assembly hymns. (WARNING: this episode contains moments of Jordan North singing.)

After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G&Diva brings the boys close to tears, the conversation quickly returns to regular topics of conversation. What snacks should you buy for a train journey? How can you deal with manspreading? What's wrong with PB’s pubic hair? The list goes on. After that’s all sorted, the boys turn to helping with your dilemmas on how best to ask a friend to pay you back, whether it’s ok to say ‘bless you’ to a stranger, and a very dusty issue.

A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure manning the check-in desks at Luton airport during the 90’s, but she’s now become an icon all over again with her unsympathetic interactions with air passengers going viral on TikTok. Expect advice on whether you should clap when the plane lands, how to get free upgrades, and what to say when a passenger reveals a gimp mask from their hand luggage.

William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner their mother's nipples are exposed.

Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package. Plus there’s plenty of correspondence to catch up on on topics such as AirBnb nightmares, pornos, and correcting Ed Sheeran's grammar.

There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it’s also our William’s birthday! - and Jordan thinks he’s got the perfect gift (clue: it’s got a lovely rim). Plus the boys discuss being rude to neighbours, share some very insightful thoughts on croissants, and seek to help with your dilemmas on regifting presents to the person who bought you said gift, and how to tell a dear, dear friend you don’t want to watch his favourite 90s sitcom with him.

When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because the boys had been blowing up in Australia! - And PB’s got all the juicy details. Plus the boys catch up on some correspondence on dildos, massage horror stories, and getting banned from a restaurant after going for a poo.

After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan’s eager to slow things down and enjoy some cooler weather, things have been heating up for William as he’s been spotted getting a lap dance! All is revealed in today’s episode, along with answers to your dilemmas on what to do when you suspect you’re being haunted, and how do you afford the therapy that comes after realising you’ve drunk your stepmother's breast milk?

William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is almost impossible, and it's especially hard for William, but the boys give it a good go.

William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a plane full of G&Divas and half of Jordan's family. There are drinking games, there's Wendy North on stage answering the ultimate question, and there are plenty of tricky dilemmas for our boys to (sort of) find solutions for, including how to avoid revealing your ‘moose knuckle’.

The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis’ wise words, it seems that William is living his holiday nightmare. To help convince him otherwise, we asked you G&Divas to share your ACTUAL holiday nightmares to make William feel better… or at least we hope it does.

William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggles to hide their horror for their local surroundings. There's more coffee chat, Jordan introduces William to his extended "Spanish" family and there are a string of sexually charged dilemmas.

The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few pieces of correspondence to go through, starting with a letter about the age-old holiday staple... a sunlounger scrap. We also hear your thoughts on the "sexy" Coronation Street theme tune, having a cheeky sip of the holy water, and we've got a treat from our musical G&Diva Robbie!

Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue over coffee. Listen out for dilemmas about humming in public, catching naughty business on camera and a final dilemma that's well worth the wait!

We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the film 'Red, White, and Royal Blue' as the Intimacy Coordinator, and the boys (mostly Jordan) have many questions for him. From prosthetics to techniques, Robbie bares all in this special episode! Watch William and Robbie's handy work in 'Red, White and Royal Blue' from the 11th August.

If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they spend half an hour talking about cars. But with three out of four dilemmas from 'anonymous' G&Divas, you know there's plenty to look forward to in the second half. If you have any complaints about the podcast, we'll be dealing with them in the same style as Airline's Jane Boulton, so you may want to keep them to yourself!

Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was only right that we share some of our faves in this week's Weekend Release. We've also had a message from a G&Diva who created a "sexy time" playlist for her best friend (yes, we questioned it too), so the boys go through the playlist... and let me tell you there are some strays in there. Plus there's more discussion on washing your new clothes and towels before use, and we've been sent a lovely poem!

There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording since Jordan's return to the UK, so he tells us all about his fun adventures in Mijas, whilst William shares his unfortunate experience with a B&B. We hear dilemmas about a driving instructor with a foul stench in her car, a drunken interaction with a colleague, and a Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) loving trucker's fender bender!

In this special bonus episode brought to you by Specsavers, William and Jordan talk all things glasses and contact lenses and clear up your glasses dilemmas.

We’ve got a special episode this week, instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with the boys! We’ve put together a bunch of your questions about the podcast, including ‘How long does it take to record an episode?’, ‘How did William and Jordan meet?’, and ‘How long will the podcast go on for?’.

Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.

William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationery! Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend at various events, and we have your Instagram responses from our story asking you to finish the sentence "You know you're a G&Diva when...". Plus the boys chat to two more Diva Espana winners!

After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses. There's also a Jordan lookalike who's been getting up to no good and Jordan questions whether William is good or bad.

With just over a month before Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s top attractions to try and put William’s mind at ease about the trip. Keeping up with the holiday spirit, we asked you to tell us your best swimming pool chat up lines and you did not disappoint! We also have a chat with another Diva Espana competition winner! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, James, is off to pastures new. There's also an elephant in the room in the form of Producer Ben's post-Glastonbury state... Talking of Glastonbury, Jordan tells all about his weekend at the festival, and we have dilemmas asking the boys what do you do when you have unannounced guests; when is the right time to meet your other half's parents; and how to deal with seeing your father-in-law in a compromising position.

Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better than the other. But we have something in store for two G&Diva's that's more exclusive than Glastonbury tickets... A place on the Diva Espana plane! William and Jordan chat with the lucky winners before getting into your correspondence about the etiquette of cancelled tour tickets, finding closure on the potato peeler saga, and dreaming about the sunny beaches of Benidorm.

G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they are the scriptwriters in Eastenders, the organisers of major festivals, and are even being found working in the grounds of Windsor Castle! And just like you, they cannot wait to find out how William and Jordan can help with your dilemmas on topics such as dealing with being your mates boss at work, how to chat someone up at the swimming baths, and what to do when your librarian finds X-rated content on your laptop.

The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España plane! Keeping our spirits high, Jordan gets validation from a listener about the Gay Ghost, William reads out correspondence about an embarrassing experience at the pharmacy, and we hear back about two previous dilemmas. To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificacy of hayfever in Europe from our Jordan, and William’s been getting schooled on punctuation by the DVLA of all places! But there’s no questioning their expertise in solving your dilemmas on topics such as how long is too long to ask for someone to pay you back, and how to tell your partner you’re not ready to poop in front of them.

We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana winner! We’ve also received correspondence from a G&Diva living in Benidorm, someone in need of Jordan’s Invisalign tips, and a listener who is using an app to meet new friends! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! Have you ever wondered what the Spanish for ‘have I changed’ is? Or ever pondered on the French for ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler’? Well in today’s episode William and Jordan answer all your Sexted translation needs! They also help with your dilemmas on travelling the world solo, breaking bad news to children, and how to deal with accidents involving sex toys.

Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow-up from a G&Diva who just wants to keep the contents of their bin private. William recalls his experience working on a film set, and Jordan is truly horrified at a traumatic penis story... I think it might be time to put the penis chat away after his one.

To win the first pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance on coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! Elsewhere, ahead of the inaugural meeting of the AFLC (Air Fryers Lovers Club) later this week, the boys have got together to settle some particularly tricky dilemmas involving friends taking advantage of your hospitality, how to cope with being in position of authority at work when your the youngest staff member, and what you should do when a blind date goes COMPLETELY wrong.

As part of the Help I Sexted My Boss 5th birthday celebrations, Jordan North is taking William Hanson on a long weekend of Sexted shenanigans in Benidorm, and, the best bit is… you can join in the fun! With the help of the newly-named Producer Benidorm, and thanks to Amazon Music we’re taking a load of lucky G&Divas on holiday to the Costa Blanca with travel and hotel accommodation sorted.

All of you G&Diva's have been going wild after this week's Diva España announcement! An excited Jordan and a sceptical William read out your initial reactions and questions about the trip, plus as an extra treat... we have a very special musical guest on the show!

After we hear Jordan worrying about the rise of AI and William having issues with the clientele of service stations, the boys reveal they have a BIG, BIG announcement to share with the G&Divas! There’s also the small matter of solving your dilemmas on family members looking through your bins and how to politely deny a visit from the toothless fairy.

The boys are in top form today, getting straight down to business with your correspondence. They kick off with your funny nicknames, some of which are more acceptable than others. We hear a heartfelt letter from a listener responding to a bridesmaid's dilemma, and a discussion about the best type of coffee quickly evolves into penis talk… again.

The boys have all been jet setting lately. Jordan’s been to Chicago, William’s been up the highlands and down again, and even Producer Ben has been allowed on holiday! (What happens in running club, stays in running club). But thankfully they’re all back to earth with a thud to answer your dilemmas on which biscuit to have with your tea, how to navigate speed dating in the age of dating apps, and how to tell your wife that her brother made a pass at you.

Now that William, Jordan and Ben are back from their respective holidays, they can get on with reading your correspondence! Stephen has been in touch with an update on accidentally flashing his soon-to-be mother-in-law. Questions are raised about pineapple tattoos, and we hear what the boys have in their freezers.

There’s a strange vibe in the studio today. Mysterious visitors, morbid topics of conversation, and the return of an awfully distracting noise! This doesn’t, and never will phase the consummate professionals that are William Hanson and Jordan North though, as they guide us through dilemmas involving finding explicit content on your boss's CD collection, how to say 'no' to being a bridesmaid, and (god forbid) what should you do when you nearly go down on your mother-in-law?!

All of you VIG&Diva's will know that there's a poll in every Sexted newsletter, and for the first time ever... we have the results! We will finally find out if you are more William or more Jordan!Also in the Weekend Release we hear from a listener who received a happy ending after following advice given by the boys, we have more Sexted injury stories, and there's a disturbance in the studio.

On the back of yet another luxury bank holiday weekend, William reacts to the 'Corry B', Jordan compares his acting skills to those on the West End and the boys can't decide which children's television characters are actually evil. Meanwhile in the dilemmas there's a G&Diva who's known for making an entrance and another who needs to be more careful when showing their dentist pictures of their teeth.

Jordan and Ben have been keeping a secret from William and today the cat's out of the bag! It's a very special guest, the one and only Alex Polizzi, the Hotel Inspector! The boys chat with Alex about all things hotels, she brings her own dilemma to the boys, and William answers your Coronation questions.

It's one of those episodes where you're just going to have to wait right until the end to hear an all time classic listener dilemma. Before that there's an unexpected new entry for Jordan's diary, a faux pas by not just any British supermarket and a whole new category of song for the banger v whopper debate. And that's before three other superb dilemmas for William and Jordan to sort out.

William and Jordan have finished writing the book! Whilst it's fresh in their minds they answer your pressing book-related questions, Jordan receives a gift from his old student's union, and he drops a bombshell on us in the form of a letter from his University, and William reads out correspondence from a G&Diva with an update on accidentally sleeping with their bosses daughter!

Lots of things are getting dropped in this week's episode. A poor G&Diva dropped a weight on their foot, William casually dropped the news that he’s got a new toy that’s sure to make Jordan jealous, and Producer Ben dropped a bombshell about his helmet! But as always the boys had time to drop some advice for those that need it, including how to get rid of your best friend after you’ve made them your roommate, and what to do when your partner says their ex’s name in their sleep.

You've probably heard of the phrase LMAO (Laugh My Arse Off), but have you heard of LSHIBMF (Laugh So Hard I Broke My Foot)? Fortunately for the vast majority of us, we will never experience this phrase. G & Diva Erika wasn't so lucky. In this week's Weekend Release you can hear what happened to Erika during one of her recent gym trips, learn some Australian phraseology and William comes bearing gifts for EPB and Jordan.

After jet-setting across the globe, the boys are back on home soil with plenty to unpack (including Jordan's dancing shoes). There’s also the small matter of dealing with your dilemmas on introducing new friends, how to break up with your personal trainer, and what should you do when you accidentally flash your ‘love length’ to your mother-in-law.

After jet-setting across Asia and America, William and Jordan are back in the studio! They hear from a new listener whose dog helped them find the podcast, we find out how to order tap water at posh restaurants, and Jordan takes us through more words from his Northern Dictionary.

Jordan is in a very funny mood this week (possibly from all the chocolate he's been eating) and it seems to be spreading. William has been wearing weird socks to the gym and even Mikey has been acting up by putting some very peculiar items in the fridge. The strangeness doesn’t end there though as we hear your dilemmas on being asked to pay upfront for your friends birthday party, what you should do when you swear in front of a bus full of 8 year olds, and how on earth should you react to finding out your uncle has a ‘Donkey Cock’.

This week Jordan gets his Northern Dictionary out, there's a game of spot the live, laugh, love sign, we may have gained our eldest listener yet, and there's a very patriotic sing-a-long. We’ve also had the realisation that Mr William Hanson does not have a Wikipedia page… and one listener thinks we should do something about it.

There are a lot of strange noises in this week’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss… Singing, squeaky bottles, songs about potato peelers, and even a mysterious knock at the door! But despite all these distractions, the boys get down to business in answering your dilemmas on negative workmates, accidentally becoming a thief at the gym, and what you should do when you find yourself in bed with the boss's daughter.

The birthday festivities continue with a very special Weekend Release! This week we’re counting down the top 5 Sexted moments! William and Jordan run through your favourite bits from the podcast over the last five years to reveal the best moment as voted by you, our G&Divas. We’ve got snippets, voice notes and reactions… everything you could possibly want from a countdown!

Doesn’t time fly when you're solving the nation's problems? Join William Hanson, Jordan North and the Sexted team for a livestream spectacular featuring a dodgy picky tea, an even dodgier oil slick, a 'Give Me The D’ singalong, wacky jokes, and plenty of live dilemmas to celebrate five years of Help I Sexted My Boss.

This week the boys dig deep into William's bulging sack and pull out a bunch of your letters! Welsh Stu makes an appearance, we have a touching letter from a G&Diva who finds solace in listening to the podcast, and we hear about some very horny housemates.

This week's episode is all about fresh starts. The Sexted studio has had a glow up, Producer Ben’s feeling refreshed from his holiday, and Jordan has finally conquered the humble Yorkshire pudding! The feeling is short lived though when the boys get on to your dilemmas about cutlery etiquette, pervy father-in-laws, and some rather distasteful activity involving butter.

Wendy’s potato peeler continues its journey across the globe! This week we hear from a G&Diva who is helping bring our growing call and response to one of the Seven Wonders of the World, we’ve received correspondence on how to deal with bad drivers, and the boys deliberate over a listener being told that they’re too old to listen to the podcast.

In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, things have gotten off to an awful start. Executive Producer Ben has messed up printing the scripts, Jordan is furious when he finds out there are no brownies in the downstairs cafe, and poor William is bearing the brunt of it all! But despite all of this they somehow still find time to go through your dilemmas including accidentally getting handsy with a doctor and getting caught with some ‘personal’ toys on a trip back to the family home.

This week the boys hear from the REAL Vicar Tom, as he blesses us with his wisdom in response to a dilemma that only he can help with. Wendy and her potato peeler are still causing havoc on the airwaves, and a G&Diva across the pond tells us about their unfortunate Ring doorbell incident.

In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss we find out what happened when the UK’s leading etiquette expert had his first ever hangover, and which of the boys has had more 1 star reviews on Uber (you’ll be surprised). Plus we hear your dilemmas on workplace arguments, care-free summers, and lively love aids on public transport.

The boys are on a field trip to Penguin Random House! There’s just one problem with their new and fancy surroundings whilst recording this Weekend Release… And that’s Jordan, who is completely distracted by the most books he has ever seen. When William can get him back on track, we hear from a G&Diva who had marital problems, and Jordan tells us about his unfortunate Saturday Night Takeaway experience.

The studio is full of noise and disturbance today - the bin men have turned up, people are chatting loudly outside, dogs are barking, and Diego isn’t even there to be blamed for once! But Jordan and William are doing their best to bring an ocean of calm to proceedings as they answer your dilemmas involving whether it’s ever ok to discuss your previous sexual experiences on a first date, and what to do when you find out over WhatsApp that your father just got remarried.

William finally opens his sack! And it’s full of your handwritten letters and artwork. Jordan has just returned from a family trip to Spain where he stood in a lot of urine… And we accidentally cockblock a couple, mid-coitus.

The boys finally tell us about Jordan's birthday bash, which went off without a hitch! Apart from the treacherous, rage-filled parlour game... We also hear from a listener whose friend gets roped into joining a cult called "The Coven", Jordan finds his clairvoyant powers, William issues a warning to all partygoers about Ring doorbells, and the boys have an exciting 5th birthday announcement!

William, Jordan and EPB have decided to record this week’s Weekend Release in the morning… And we all know how that usually goes. To keep things civil, they take a look at some of your ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler?’ videos, play a game of ‘Is this Princess Margaret’s morning or Jordan North’s?’, and face a dilemma that only Vicar Tom can help with.

It’s been a very strange week in the world of Sexted. We saw a G&Diva prank William’s brother, James, live on national radio, “Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler” went viral around the world, and to top it all off William has been out buying rounds in the pub - what is happening?!

This week Jordan and William are in the "Writers' Room" to start on the book, but in true Help, I Sexted My Boss fashion, they are procrastinating by reading your correspondence instead! In this Weekend Release, we hear how Wendy and her potato peeler are helping kids in Australia, Jordan contemplates your alternative party parlour game suggestions, and the dreaded topic of iglooing pops up again.

It’s been a stressful week at home for William and Jordan. William has had decorator drama and needed to exorcise some very strong heterosexual energy from the flat, while Jordan is starting to panic about hosting his first dinner party at the new house. They also go over your dilemmas including a very chatty boss and some risqué behaviour on a train.

In this jam-packed Weekend Release, the boys reflect on the big announcement of the Help I Sexted My Boss Book, we get a professional opinion on the cleanliness of a dog's mouth, we hear an update from Molly and her very loud, very kinky housemate, and to top it all off Wendy's potato peeler is becoming an online sensation... or at least we hope it is.

We've been teasing you for weeks, but now is the time to reveal ourselves. William Hanson and Jordan North spill the beans on their little secret.

There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bone to pick with New York City, and Producer Ben’s practically in tears. But they manage to put their differences aside to answer your dilemmas on topics such as urinal stage fright, the correct etiquette for farting in bed, and something called Igloo-ing? (You have been warned).

Jordan’s upcoming birthday party is in need of some fun activities so William and the correspondence give him some well-needed inspiration, Wendy and her potato peeler are officially A-listers in New Zealand, and one listener questions Diego’s identity.

This week is all about role reversals as William has started getting into football and Jordan’s become obsessed with his new coffee machine (don’t worry they quickly revert back to their old selves). We also hear your dilemmas about texting etiquette, touchy-feely neighbours, and an afternoon tea conundrum.

As Jordan suspects the gay ghost is back in his life, we're going back in time to hear about Jordan's original run-in with the mysterious male figure! Plus, William tells all about his 30th birthday celebrations, and Jordan is finally ready to confess something that's been weighing heavy on his chest.

In this week's Weekend Release, there’s just enough time to go through your correspondence before William jets off to New York City! Expect discussions on dressing gown belts, bob-sleighing, and some rather impressive podcast bingeing from one G&Diva.

This week has been one of highs and lows (mainly lows) as William finds himself crying in the gym, crying in the West End, and even poor Jordan has been crying out in the night at the return of a familiar presence…

There's plenty to squeeze into the first Weekend Release of 2023. The boys discuss late payments, dump dinners, that watermelon video, and open up their sack of gifts.

It's the first episode of the new year and, as always, it’s a time for new beginnings. New dilemmas, new eating habits and even a new gin! But don’t worry, William and Jordan haven't changed much at all. Jordan has been locking himself inside his own house, William drops a Titanic bombshell, and there’s a dilemma from a listener that leaves the boys chilled to the bone.

In the final episode of the year things have taken a very tipsy turn in the studio. Jordan provides an unlimited supply of dirty martinis, William takes us through some of the best dilemmas of 2022, and there’s even some nudity from loveable PB. All this can mean only one thing… It’s the Christmas handwritten spesh-spesh!

Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual mention of Christmas party fingering, and plenty of your listener correspondence.

In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should restaurants always provide a fork and a spoon with dessert? Should you ever speak to your mother again when she lies about you having nits? And of course, should you ever reveal to your father that you found his collection of well-used thongs?

William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how good Jordan is at swallowing, and an honest confession from a G&Diva about PB’s ‘boring’ voice.

There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, William’s been getting emotional about the impending climax of Mary Poppins, and Jordan has been trying out singing in German.

As well as catching up with your correspondence, William and Jordan discuss the King's favourite drink, how they started singing 'Cha-Cha-Cha' at the end of every jingle, and Jordan goes full Oliver Twist in a Hillbilly sing along.

William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them all listening to the podcast and Jordans got some top tips for washing your dirty underwear in a hotel bathroom. Plus there’s a new toasting protocol which will be of interest to all G&Diva’s.

Things are getting flirty in the studio as Jordan tries his best chat up lines on William, Jordan starts to worry he’s picked up nits after a trip back home, and a G&Diva is in dire need of some advice involving crabs.

This week, Jordan gets asked if he would ever sell his used socks online (merch anyone?), William has his own tale of woe recalling the time he set his flat on fire, and the boys take a look through the masses of handwritten letters piling up on William's desk.

When Jordan gets an idea in his head, you know the fun is about to begin. So when William arrived at a Greggs in Reading, he knew something was up. With the help of Greggs, Jordan had organised for William to spend a morning working a shift at his favourite British bakery, Greggs. Listen to the results as William dons the uniform and is taken through his paces as he learns the ropes - including serving one particularly tricky customer. This episode of Help I Sexted My Boss is brought to you by Greggs.

After receiving a Sexted toast mere weeks ago William’s brother is already back in the bad books. Meanwhile, Jordan’s been breaking into studios (you can take the lad out of Burnley…) and William reveals he’s been to breakfast with one of Jordan’s all time heroes. Plus the usual dose of delectable dilemmas from the listeners.

This Exeat Release is filled to the brim with G and Divas special correspondence. From one listener accusing William of being common, to another demanding another look at Jordan's to do list, to the final letter with a fittingly Sexted idea for a proposal.

This week, William recounts the high-drama of his new sofa delivery, whereas Jordan's stressed as to whether he should pre-order the burger or the salmon for his upcoming family meal. Pray for both of them. Plus, how should you correctly react if you meet Executive Producer Ben in the street, and - as ever - some eye-watering listener dilemmas. 

In another packed release for your weekend, William and Jordan discuss what they'd do if they were king, there's a new Marco Polo chant that a lot of you will be starting from now on and there's even time for some surprise cake!

There's a toast for William's brother, a mention for 'Leaky Sue' (not William's new plumber), why William thinks Halloween's a horror show and a tip for keeping hoovering 'fun'. It's another episode in which William whisks his way through the D, so I think you're going to like it!

William and Jordan celebrate their recent chart-topping success in the latest Weekend Release where we also hear a novel use for a Gu pot and a complimentary email that initially sounds like an insult.

This week, we debrief William's latest candlelight supper, Jordan's shares his recent theatre tips, and there's still enough time to learn the history and etiquette of salt. Oh, and one presenter is on a fruitless quest to find Ready Brek - any guesses as to which one?

After Jordan's plea for your responses about who you use your Gu pots, there's a whole raft of different things those glorious glasses can be used for. Also, Jordan discovers that his idea for a massage chair has long been existence and gets freaked out by an unexpected sneeze.

With a dinner at William's for Jordan and PB on the horizon, there's plenty on the menu in the latest episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. William has an ongoing rat problem, Jordan'a bringing chips and beer and there's a listener who has a problem with someone in a Spiderman costume.