Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Drug deals on wheels, lost dogs, and diving deep into our chasers! For DBWP, we're still focusing on hunger, so check out Feeding America, a nonprofit for US hunger relief. And in light of the Club Q shooting in Colorado, we're highlighting a GoFundMe from local LGBTQ+ organization Good Judy Garage to support affected families and survivors. Both Matt and Bari are watching the last season of The Crown. Follow the team on the socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Competitive corn hole, licking toads, and diving deep into the stories that can only happen in Florida! For Tropical Storm Nicole relief, you can call the Crisis Cleanup Hotline 800-451-1954. For DBWP, we're highlighting organizations to fight hunger! Bari is watching White Lotus and Matt is watching Cabinet of Curiosities. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A modern-day Robin Hood, a PSA from Pope Francis, and diving deep into the worst TikTok trends. Plus, Matt and Bari have a very important announcement. This month for DBWP, we're highlighting organizations that work to end hunger, like Feeding America. Bari is watching Andor and The White Lotus, and Matt is watching Love Is Blind. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A garden snake, flesh-eating bacteria and diving deep into stoned thoughts that scare Matt. For DBWP, we're highlighting mental health organizations on our Instagram! Bari is watching Ramy, and Matt is finishing The Good Place. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fake college acceptance letters, Fat Bear Week, and deep diving back into the rant hotline. For DBWP, we're focusing on mental health all month long! Check out our Instagram (@UnhappyHour) for links to some of our favorite organizations, like The Loveland Foundation, The Trevor Project, Therapy for Latinx, and Megan Thee Stallion's amazing new resource page Bad B*tches Have Bad Days Too. Bari is watching Rings of Power, Ramy, and Los Espookys and Matt is The Great British Bake Off. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RIP Rocky, Thelma and Lou-sealed, and diving deep into the pile of sh*t leaves that is the fall season. For DBWP, we're focusing on mental health all month long! Check out our Instagram (@UnhappyHour) for links to some of our favorite organizations, like The Loveland Foundation, The Trevor Project, and Megan Thee Stallion's amazing new resource page Bad B*tches Have Bad Days Too. We also are highlighting Feeding Tampa Bay if you're looking for ways to support Floridians right now. Bari watched the season finale of Reservation Dogs and Matt is watching Better Call Saul. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Slimy trails, anal beads, and diving deep into the "good" advice people give out that they need to keep IN. For DBWP, we're still highlighting teacher wish lists on our Instagram (@UnhappyHour). Bari is watching House of the Dragon and Rings of Power. And Matt is watching the new season of Bake Off. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Raccoon potatoes, the President King of the United States, and diving deep into the culture of Disney Adults. For DBWP, we're spending the month highlighting teacher wish lists on our Instagram! Support your local teachers today! Bari is watching Bad Sisters and Matt started Better Call Saul. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie (on IG), @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Italian dogs, E. coli sandwiches, and diving deep into Matt's 10 year anniversary of living in the big apple! For DBWP, Matt wants you to keep fulfilling teachers' wishlists! DM or tag us on Instagram if you're a teacher, or know a teacher, whose wish list could use some help. Bari and Matt are watching The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power. Follow us on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram, where you can find those wish lists!) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bull escapes, drive by window shopping, and diving deep into puppy parenthood! For DBWP, Bari wants you to help us fulfill teacher wishlists! DM or tag us on Instagram if you're a teacher, or know a teacher, whose wish list could use some help Bari and Matt started watching House of the Dragon right after they wrapped this recording, and Matt finished The Rehearsal. Follow us on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram, where you can find those wish lists!) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Getting frisky on the ferris wheel, honoring Freya the walrus, and diving deep into exercise (again). For DBWP, Matt recommends supporting your local mutual aid organization! This list from The Cut features organizations that help communities amid the heat wave. Bari is watching Rap Sh!t and Matt is watching the BBC classic Poirot. Follow the Unhappy Hour team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No crimes, just TikToks! Podcast host Sam Sanders (he/him) joins us for a deep dive into our least favorite TikTok trends. And if you're like us, you can't get enough of Sam Sanders, so make sure to subscribe to his two new podcasts: Into It: A Vulture Podcast with Sam Sanders and Vibe Check! For DBWP. Bari wants you to read up on the impact of Beyoncé's Renaissance. You can check out Wesley Morris's "America Has A Problem and Beyoncé Ain't It" and Lyneé Denise's review on Oprah Daily. And in podcasting, Undistracted and Sam Sander's Into It both have great episodes about it! Bari is watching season two of Only Murders in the Building and Matt is watching season 11 Real Housewives of Orange County. Follow the Unhappy Hour team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A golf cart DUI, a bat infestation, and diving deep into your rants. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Vote Forward, an organization that writes letters to encourage citizens in underrepresented communities to vote. Bari is watching Reservation Dogs and Matt is watching Barry. Follow the team on the socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Finger-breaking robots, sailfish piercings, and diving deep into Matt's birthday anti-wishes! For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Knock For Democracy. Normally, they phone-bank for left-leaning candidates, but now they're providing phone canvassing for issues like abortion, and other social issues on ballots across the country. Bari is watching The Rehearsal and Matt is watching Blackbird starring Taron Egerton. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

QuidDITCH, hot British redheads, and diving deep into the worst outdoor activities. For DBWP, we're talking about RESPND-MI, a group of doctors and scientists who are working together to research and treat monkeypox. You can donate to support their important work here. Joe Osmundson- microbiologist, podcast host, and one of the people involved with RESPND, also recently wrote a great book called Virology. This week Matt is watching more Real Housewives, and Bari is watching What We Do In The Shadows. You can follow the team on all the socials: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cats in airports, pythons in Florida, and diving deep into the scary thoughts that send Matt into an existential crisis. For DBWP, Bari recommends checking out your local mutual aid organization! Bari is watching Stranger Things, and Matt finished The Staircase. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gay flamingoes, the Pope is anti-ironing, and diving deep into some wedding DRAMA. For DBWP, we're highlighting the Marsha P. Johnson Institute's new resource map. This week Bari and Matt are watching Kate Berlant and John Early's special, Would It Kill You To Laugh. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

America is a dumpster fire, but I guess she's having a birthday this week. Which means we're bringing you a shorter episode, brought to you from the Rant Hotline! Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bear dogs, walking on hot coals, and diving deep into the worst parts of the gay experience. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Free Root Organization, a grassroots org that combats gun violence in Chicago. Right now, they are fundraising to sustain their programming and continue their community outreach! Also Matt is highlighting the website choice.crd.co, which has many resources if you're looking for ways to help post Roe v Wade being overturned. Bari is watching Prehistoric Planet, and Matt is watching The Staircase. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you love ranting with Matt and Bari here on Unhappy Hour, check out Deux U - a weekly podcast from DeuxMoi - for the juiciest gossip on all the celebs you love to hate - or love to love! On every episode, “Deux" - along with insiders and expert guests - takes a look at the juiciest celeb stories of the week and shares exclusive details that haven’t been revealed on Instagram. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt relates to a captive chimpanzee, tragic elephant beefs, and diving deep into how self care is actually a form of torture. For DBWP, we're highlighting WashMasks's latest project, a Heat Stress Drive. They're creating heat stress prevention kits with a goal of serving 500 farmworkers per region (Weantchee, Skagit, and Lower Yakima Valleys). You can donate money or items to their drive through this registry. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No WTF, no Deep Dive, just bitching in the kitchen. Guest complainers Rick Martinez and Carla Lalli Music join us for a food and cooking complaint edition of the rant hotline. Rick and Carla are chefs, cookbook authors, video hosts, AND cohosts of the new podcast, "Borderline Salty." We discuss everything from slapping meat, to licking raw chicken, to actual helpful cooking advice, and everything in between. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Them's article, 7 Banned LGBTQ+ Authors on the Books That Changed Their Lives for some summer reading inspo. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A heroic hungry toddler, hot dog spillage, and diving deep into the worst parts of your 30s. Also, we play you the new song of the summer, entirely made up of Matt's burps! For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Everytown, USA, an organization that advocates for gun regulation and gun safety. Bari is watching Hacks, and Matt is watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Memorial Day Weekend, which means we're taking another break! In this episode, we're rerunning our two favorite adults: Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos! Together, they host the podcast Adulting. But separately, they sat in our studio back in 2019 to rant about beauty bloggers, being a parent, and the absurdity of New York restaurants. We'll be back next week with a whole new episode. You can follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're having special guest complainers Rick Martinez and Carla Lalli Music of the podcast Borderline Salty on the show. So of course that means that we want to share your food rants with them! Call our Rant Hotline and let us know what foods, trends, kitchen utensils, or culinary traditions you hate! Call our Rant Hotline at 601-600-RANT. That’s 601-600-7268. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gators in Florida, New York rats, and diving deep into International Travel. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Feed Buffalo, a Black-led organization that promotes food access in Buffalo, NY. They, along with Black Love Resists in the Rust, are making sure that the area affected by the white supremacist shooting at Tops Grocery store, is able to access healthy food. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, we're going into the vaults and bringing you one of our favorite guest complainers interviews! In this episode, we're replaying the quintasseential quintuple threat: Quinta Brunson! We had her back on season 2, ranting to Matt about Disney, being Internet famous, and how she feels about cake that doesn't look like cake. We'll be back next week with a brand spankin new episode. You can follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt is in Italy so for the next two weeks, we're going into the vaults and bringing you some of our favorite guest complainers interviews! This week, we've got one of our faves: it's comedian Jo Firestone! We had her back on season 3, reprimanding Matt about juicy grapes, and season 5, talking about alcohol is poison. You can follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A stoned wedding, marrying your cat, and diving deep into our complaints with three-time guest complainer Heben Nigatu! She's got two live game shows at the Bell House in Brooklyn on May 15th and 19th, so get your tickets! For DBWP, Matt is highlighting the Banned Books Book Club, a monthly book club that will send banned books right to your door. Bari is caught up on Better Call Saul and watching Barry and Matt is watching Bridgerton. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Watching the new Spiderman movie 292 times, inhaling at the dentist, and diving deep into Matt's Major Icks. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting The Last Prisoner Project, a nonprofit dedicated to cannabis criminal justice reform. Matt is watching A Very English Scandal, and Bari is watching Season 2 of Russian Doll. Follow Unhappy Hour on the socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HAPPY 420 BABYYYYY. Today we're covering a 130 lb catfish, stolen golf carts, and diving deep into Matt's stoner thoughts. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Equality Florida, who is suing the state over their "Don't Say Gay" Bill. Bari is watching Bridgerton and Matt is watching Abbott Elementary. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feral hogs, a rabid fox, and diving deep into your rants and ours! For DBWP, Bari is talking about Jews of Color and the NYT article "Blackness Deserves A Seat at the Seder," just in time for Passover. Matt and Bari are both watching Old Enough. And you can follow the team on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi! Matt does NOT have ringworm. Flamingos ARE living their full Les Mis lives. And we're diving deep into how hot people are the worst! For DBWP, we're celebrating Trans Week with an initiative by Raquel Willis and Chase Strangio. Follow their IG (@trans_week) to call state senators passing anti-trans laws across the country. Matt and Bari are both watching Our Flag Means Death on HBO Max. Follow Unhappy Hour on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No Worst Things First, No Deep Dive, Just Hot Guys! It's the fifth annual Hot Guy March Madness, where we pit hot guys against each other in fun and ridiculous scenarios. Who will be this year's reigning HUNK? Play along with us and your friends by filling out your own bracket! You can print out the bracket here: https://bit.ly/36PUFas, or you can screenshot the one we posted on Instagram. Share your bracket by tagging @unhappyhour and use the hashtag #HGMM. Drumroll please! Here are this year's questions to debate for each round: Round 1: Which man would look better riding a horse bareback along the beach? Round 2: Which man would look better in nothing but the apron he’s wearing to cook you a soufflé?  Round 3: Which man would be better at building you an ark to survive the inevitable flood? Round 4: Who would look better with his arms and/or thighs being used as a weighted blanket? i.e. the superior cuddles? Round 5: Which man would you rather be trapped at the bottom of a well with? FINAL ROUND: Who would you rather The Notebook with? Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  (Please Note: this episode was recorded on Wednesday, March 23rd.) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A half giraffe-sized asteroid, a brand new butt, and diving deep in to the doctor's office. For DBWP, Bari wants to highlight Right To Be (formerly Hollaback), bystander intervention training to combat street harassment. Bari has been watching Winning Time and Matt has been binging Ghosts. Follow the Unhappy Hour squad on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A feral teacher, palm sized spiders falling from the sky, and diving deep into Unhappy Hour's continued war on salad greens. For DBWP, here are some lists of ways to help Ukraine from NPR and Heavy.com. Bari is watching Righteous Gemstones and Matt is watching Disenchanted. Follow the team on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

420 Thai food, sexy dog names and diving deep into meetings! For DBWP, Bari is going international and national! Support Ukraine with Heavy.com's list of verified organizations. And support Equality Florida fight against the "Don't Say Gay" Bill. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). And remember to buy tickets to our LIVE show at Carolines on Broadway on March 16th. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hank The Tank, stoned spiders, and diving deep into the burden of adult responsibilities. Plus, we're introducing THE TIKTOK BELL! For DBWP, Matt wants you to reach out to your Congressperson and support the Equality Act, which will ensure basic freedoms for LGBTQIA+ Americans. And here are some other resources to get involved in Texas: https://www.txtranskids.org/, https://www.transtexas.org/, Transgender Education Network of Texas. Bari watched Spencer and Power of the Dog and Matt is watching Inventing Anna, The Gilded Age, and The Tinder Swindler. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A town wide smell, sexy ice shanties, and diving deep in your love lives! We have comedian Lane Moore on the pod to give advice on your rants, complaints, and general questions about love. For DBWP, we're fighting book banning! Bookriot's guide on "How To Fight Book Bans and Challenges," and the "Read The Room" episode of On The Media are great places to start. Bari is watching South Side and Matt is binging Stylish with Jenna Lyons. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Floridian peacock wars, owl decorating tips, and diving deep into first dates. For DBWP, Matt wants you to follow Anti-Racism Daily's Take Action IG account (@ardtakeaction). And FINALLY, we're doing some live shows! Mark your calendars for March 16th at Caroline's on Broadway. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Monkeys on the loose, fake IDs, and diving deep into all the ways we procrastinate. For DBWP, Bari's highlighting a petition with Abortion Within Reach, a coalition of organizations supporting reproductive rights. Bari is watching Abbott Elementary, and Matt is watching Euphoria. Follow the team on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Middle-aged lesbians vs their cats, an abducted deer, and diving deep into the frustrations of watching TV with your parents. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Trans Lifeline, an organization that connects trans folks with support and resources, created by trans people, for trans people. Bari is watching Yellowjackets, and Matt is watching Station Eleven. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Be a “Fly on the Wall” as Saturday Night Live alumni Dana Carvey and David Spade take you behind the scenes to reminisce about the most memorable stories and moments with friends of the show. In each episode, you’ll hear from your favorite cast members, hosts, writers, and musical guests as they share never-before told stories about their careers; including how they made their way to the show and how being a part SNL’s cultural history has impacted their lives beyond the show. Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade is a presentation of Cadence13. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Glitter as a weapon, RIP Magawa, and diving deep into the worst Tiktok trends. For DBWP, Bari recommends listening to "Undistracted with Brittany Packnett Cunningham", a weekly news podcast from an intersectional feminist lens. Matt is watching The Witcher and Bari is watching Flowers, both are on Netflix. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s October 2020. A pandemic is raging. And 603 people enter a bubble in Boston. Their mission? Make a movie. Their world? Chaos. It feels like it might be... the Last Movie Ever Made. This is a podcast about what happened when the cast and crew of the movie Don’t Look Up created a story about one crisis – while living through another. PS YEAH, this is the podcast Bari won’t shut up about that she executive produced. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Attack squirrels, runaway zebras, and diving deep into Matt's New Year's Resolutions. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Project N95, which provides PPE and COVID tests to those who need them most. Bari and Matt watched lots of TV over the break, including Landscapers, Pen15 and Yellowjackets. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram)  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the most wonderful time of the year: The Grumpy Awards! Matt and Bari look back at all the shenanigans of 2021 and ask the tough questions. Like "What was the worst thing to happen to Italians this year?" and "which bird needs to be banished back to hell?" Make sure to follow the team on all your social media: Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @FinkelBariPie, on Instagram @UnhappyHour and on Twitter @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Burning down the house, and an Ikea holiday, and a whole lot of other stories. We're skipping deep dive this week because we decided to turn our finale (WHINE-ale, get it?!) into TWO PARTS. This is Part One. Next week, Part Two, will be the fifth annual Grumpy Awards! This episode, we also have iconic vocal coach Eric Vetro (he/him) on the pod to discuss the time he stole Matt's award show glory, and his new podcast about teaching the stars how to sing. (Cue up Ariana Grande!) For DBWP, we're asking people to not shop on Amazon. Instead, please consider local markets like Shop-In in New York. Bari and Matt are watching Pen15. If you want to find out more about Bari's grandpa, or read his book, you can go to holocaustspeaker.com. Follow the team on socials: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter, and @UnhappyHour on Instagram. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gunther is a hoax, you can't do that with a cat, and 2021's last rant hotline. After that, we have comedian Alison Leiby (she/her) on the pod to talk about ketchup, her live show about abortions, and her horror film podcast "Ruined". For DBWP, Matt wants to highlight Trans Santa (@transanta), where you can give gifts to trans, queer, and nonbinary youth across the country. Bari is watching season 2 of The Great, and Matt is watching You. Follow the team on socials: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, on IG @UnhappyHour, and on Twitter @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A dog sells his house, elf on the shelf, and diving deep into debates you're sure to have at your Thanksgiving table. After that, we have social justice comedian and podcaster, Negin Farsad (she/her) on the pod to talk about runny eggs, flying and her podcast Fake the Nation. For DBWP, producer Melissa is shouting out Broadway Cares/Equity Fights Aids. They provide food deliveries, healthcare, senior services, and basic care for theatre professionals with HIV/AIDS, as well as theatre people who have been in need during the COVID pandemic. Matt also wants to shoutout Griffin's Guardians, which "provides support and financial assistance to children battling cancer in Central New York." Bari is watching the newest season of Joe Pera Talks with You, and Matt is watching Sex Education! We're taking next week off, so in the meantime follow the team on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter), and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A traveling trash can, diapers in space, and diving deep into Thanksgiving traditions. After that, we have comedian Ahir Shah (he/him) on the pod to talk about British politics, Nando's chicken, and his special Dots on HBO Max. For DBWP, Matt recommends The 1619 Project Book: A New Origin Story, which reframes slavery and its place in American history. Bari and Matt saw films this week: Dune and The French Dispatch. The team is all on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHour (on Instagram), and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A monster potato, bird of the year, and diving deep into how the Sun is the worst! After that, we have Youtuber, author, and entrepreneur Connor Franta (he/him) on the pod to talk about flip flops on planes, over head lighting and his new book House Fires. For DBWP, Bari wants to highlight volunteering with places like God's Love We Deliver. GLWD delivers meals to people in NYC with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other serious illnesses. So consider volunteering and delivering Thanksgiving meals! Bari is watching the new season of Joe Pera Talks with You and Matt is watching baking shows! Follow the team on social media: @MattBellassai, @Finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A wake of vultures, strawberry Pop-Tarts, and diving deep into baths. After that, Jason Concepcion (he/him) joins us on the pod to talk about Indiana Jones, Great British Bake-Off, and his many many pop culture podcasts. For DBWP, Matt wants you to join the Great Facebook Log-off on November 10th. And Bari recommends listening to the podcast Techtonic, a show about "our shift to the digital future." Bari has been watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and Matt is watching Only Murders In The Building. Follow the team on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHour (on Instagram), and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A rattlesnake commune, a traveling hot tub, and diving deep into the worst Halloween costumes. After that, we have comedian and former teacher, Joe Dombrowski on the pod to talk about mashed potatoes, teaching toddlers, and using steamers. For DBWP, Bari wants you to look at your local elections, especially if you live in NYC! Obviously, both Bari and Matt are watching Succession. Follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHour on Instagram and @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for another round of Rant Hotline! You called in to rant about important topics like: Ted Lasso, lazy rivers, crows, and so much more. After that, we have writer, poet, and podcast Tommy Pico (he/him) on the pod to talk about Beyonce, Reservation Dogs, and maybe the best response to "one thing you hate that everyone else loves"... ever. For DBWP, we're highlighting Raquel Willis' list of Black Trans-led and Black Trans-serving initiatives. You can find that list here on Medium. Bari is excited for the Riverdale/Sabrina mashup, and Matt watched The Prince on HBO Max. Follow the team on socials: Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter), and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Ph.D in Life Coaching, the largest catfish in the world and diving deep into why Matt's in a bad mood this week! After that, we have writer, comedian, and podcaster Eliot Glazer (he/him) on the pod to talk about gay ex-Bachelor Colton, The View, and balloons. For DBWP, Bari wants to highlight Sovereign Bodies Institute, an organization that focuses on using "Indigenous traditions of data gathering and knowledge transfer to create, disseminate, and put into action research on gender and sexual violence against Indigenous people". Bari is watching The Premise, and Matt finished Squid Game. Follow the team on socials: Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter), and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thieving boars, a Turkish search party, and diving deep into fall activities. After that, we have writer and podcaster Jon Lovett (he/him) on to talk about elves, horses, and returning to live shows with his podcast Lovett or Leave It. For DBWP, Matt wants to highlight No Off Years from Crooked Media. No Off Years focuses on what you can do to help our democracy during non-election years. Bari is excited for Insecure and Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Matt is watching Sex Education. Follow the team @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter) and @unhappyhour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Handcuff keys, dead penguins, and diving deep into plane travel. After that, we have comedian Ilana Michelle Rubin (she/her) on the pod to talk Halloween, depression, and her podcast The Bop Pod. For DBWP, we're supporting the crew member's union IATSE and the union's fight for fair wages and reasonable hours when working on film and TV. Follow @ia_stories for more information. Bari is watching Reservation Dogs and Matt is going on with In Treatment. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter), and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jason on the beach, a Russian doll of parasitic wasps, and diving deep into wedding season. After that, we have actor Nik Dodani on the pod to talk about Dear Evan Hansen, growing up Indian in Arizona, and working with Matt's award show stand-in, Eric Vitro. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Imagine Waterworks, an organization focused on climate justice, water management, and disaster readiness and response. Bari is watching Only Murders in the Building and The Chair, while Matt is working his way through In Treatment. Follow the team on sosh meeds: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter), and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Erotic Satanic literature, a caged cougar, and diving deep into the realm of skincare. After that, we have writer Ashley Nicole Black (she/her/hers) on the pod to talk air travel, and what it's like for her to be nominated twice in this year's Emmy Awards. For DBWP, Bari wants to highlight abortion funds to help women in Texas, specifically shouting out Sister Song. Bari has been watching Sex Education and Small Town News and Matt is watching In Treatment. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did 9/11 the day become 9/11 the idea? That question drives award-winning host Dan Taberski (Missing Richard Simmons, Running From COPS, The Line) to shift his focus to what happened on 9/12, and every day after that. 9/12 is a poignant, surprising, and surprisingly funny seven episode series about people who wake up on 9/12 having to navigate a new, radically altered world. A teenager gets caught up in an out-of-control conspiracy theory that he helped start. A Pakistani business owner finds hundreds of his Brooklyn neighbors are disappearing. Joke-writers at The Onion must figure out just how soon is “too soon”? 9/12 asks what it all means. We know what happened on 9/11. But what happened on 9/12 to alter our memory and our perspective forever?  Listen to 9/12: wondery.fm/9_12_UnhappyHour All seven episodes of 9/12 are available to stream now on Amazon Music or Wondery+. Episodes will release weekly everywhere starting September 8th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hot Italian meats, community capybaras, and diving deep back into Matt's stoner thoughts. After that, we have comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy, she/her/hers) on the pod to talk about cats, children, and her podcast, The Unofficial Expert. For DBWP, Matt wants you to read Padma Lakshmi's piece in the Washington Post on why making fun of Indian food is ugly, and if you don't like it, maybe keep it to yourself. Bari promises to start watching Riverdale, and Matt has started The Chair. Follow the team on social media! @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter, and @UnhappyHour on Instagram. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A passive-aggressive Australian, rats take over the school, and diving deep into why showering is the WORST. After that, we have comedian Rosebud Baker on the pod to discuss water, lobsters, and her new special Whiskey Fists on Comedy Central's Youtube channel. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting this list of collected resources to help Afghani people, put together by @ha.w.a. Bari has been watching Reservation Dogs and Matt has been watching Ted Lasso. You can follow the team @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An escaped boa constrictor, an illegible robber, and diving deep into the trials of being Italian. After that, we have drag superstar Delta Work on the pod to talk about fantasy, driving, and her podcast with fellow drag queen Raja, Very That. For DBWP, Matt wants to highlight access to PreP, a pill that can help the prevention of HIV and AIDS, and the program Ready, Set, PreP. Bari is watching Sex Education and Matt finally watched the classic film Cabaret. Follow the team @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter and @UnhappyHour on Instagram. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jaguar attacks, dumpster diving birds, and diving deep into the absurdity of the Olympics. After that, we have the Back Issue team back on the pod! Co-hosts Tracy Clayton and Josh Gwynn come on to talk about kangaroos, hand shakes, and the second season of Back Issue (@backissuepodcast). For DBWP, Bari is highlighting the Black Trans Femme Arts Collective. Their mission is "to create spaces for the production and preservation of Black trans art and culture by building community with Black trans femme artists and providing them with the resources and support necessary to thrive." (@btfacollective). Bari and Matt have both been watching The White Lotus on HBO. Follow everyone on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter and @UnhappyHour on Instagram! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Anal eels, stolen ancient literature, and diving deep into Public Displays of Affection. After that, we have comedian Fizaa Dosani on the pod to cover the longest list of rants we've ever seen: bridesmaids, men in flip flops, phone calls, and her Clubhouse comedy series Facial Recognition Comedy. For DBWP, Matt wants to celebrate Lil Nas X and his "Gay Pop Stardom" (NYT piece written by former guest complainer Jazmine Hughes). Bari has been watching Ted Lasso and both Matt and Bari have been watching Schmigadoon. Follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and the pod @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter AND @UnhappyHour on Instagram! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Peppa the indoctrinator, feral pigs, and diving deep into going back to the movies. Speaking of movies, we have literal movie star and Hot Guy March Madness contestant Henry Golding on the pod! Matt and Henry talk about everything from soccer, to sexual healing, to training for his new movie Snake Eyes. For DBWP, Bari talks about a recent Anti-Racism Daily post about the history of a subject she cares a lot about: National Parks. You can check out the extended Anti-Racism Daily post here to spend some time learning about how the American Parks dispossessed indigenous peoples, and how Australia has set a precedent for giving back that land. Bari's been watching HBO's original limited series The White Lotus, and Matt's still on that Parks and Rec re-watch kick. Follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @FinkelBariPie, and the pod on Twitter @UnhappyHourPod and @unhappyhour on Instagram!! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Snake fuzz, giant goldfish, and diving deep into some things Matt and Bari hate that everyone else loves. It's a Complaint Grab Bag, y'all! After that, we have Two Gay Matts (@itsmattsteele and @themattpalmer) on the pod to talk geography, Cats the movie, and so much more! For DBWP, Matt Bellassai wants you to add your pronouns to your emails and social media, and wants you to know to credit creators using social media tools (aka what you need to know about the #BlackTiktokStrike). Bari started Detroiters, and Matt is watching I Think You Should Leave. Follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @FinkelBariPie, and the pod @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sun-baking Australians, exotic snakes, and diving deep into picnic culture. After that, we have drag queen and cabaret artist Jinkx Monsoon on the pod to talk about their podcast "Hi, Jinkx!", their motorcycle disdain, and being a kind person while hating everyone. For DBWP, Bari's highlighting Red Nation, a grassroots organization that focuses on justice for indigenous peoples across North America, including Canada, where over 1,000 bodies of children have been found in unmarked graves under schools. This week, Bari watched iconic films like Paris is Burning and Erin Brockovich and Matt started Ted Lasso. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and the show @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're taking off this week for the holiday, but don't worry, you're not getting rid of us THAT easily. We just launched our very own exclusive station on Audacy! It's called Unhappy Hour's Scream-A-Long Songs. It's a karaoke playlist for when you're mad, sad, or just really need to sing out loud curated by Matt and Bari. You can listen to it on Audacy's website or download the free Audacy app. We're also doing an (un)happy hour on Instagram live on Wed, July 14. We're going to make cocktails and vent, so join us on Matt's Instagram (@mattbellassai). We'll be back with our regularly scheduled programming next week. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bird diseases, squids in space, and diving deep into sweat! After that we have on Bekah Martinez and Jess Ambrose, co-hosts of the podcast, Chatty Broads. We talk Nicholas Cage, Nutella, The Bachelor, and more. For DBWP, Matt wants you to give to the ACLU and check out their list of bills affecting LGBTQ+ people. AND to donate to organizations that support Black trans liberation and survival. You can even donate to multiple at once. Bari is watching Mythic Quest, and Matt is watching The Comeback! Follow the team on the socials: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A whale tale, murder hornets, and diving deep into going to events. After that, we have returning guest complainer, comedian Jo Firestone on the pod to talk about juice, long babies, sexy mascots, and so so much more! For DBWP, Bari recommends educating yourself on Opal Lee and the history of Juneteenth. You can listen to an interview with Miss Opal on Brittany Packnett Cunningham's podcast Undistracted. Bari has been watching What We Do In The Shadows and Matt has been reading books (and watching Veep, obvs). You can follow everyone on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A lost donkey, an alligator hotline and celebrating Father's Day by diving deep into Matt's weirdest childhood memories. After that, we have actor Mj Rodriguez (@mjrodriguez7) on the pod to talk about berry picking, comic books and the last season of the TV show Pose! For DBWP, Matt is highlighting the Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860). It is a "grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community." Bari has been watching both the old and the new In Treatment and listening to the companion pod, In Session: The In Treatment Podcast. Matt saw Cruella (with Bari, obvs) and not much else. You can follow the team on social media! @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cheesy drug busts, dongs on drones, and diving deep into straight culture. After that, we have writer, comedian, and actor Jana Schmieding (@janaunplgd) on the pod to talk about wellness, romcoms, and her TV show Rutherford Falls on Peacock. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Ali Forney Center, the largest & most comprehensive nonprofit org dedicated to helping needs of homeless LGBT youth. Bari has been finishing up Shrilll and Matt is flip flopping between Mare of Easttown and Hacks. You can follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @FinkelBariPie, and the podcast @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Birdwatch 2021 continues, polar bears are switched at birth, and diving deep into the return of small talk! After that, we have comedian Chris Gethard on the pod to talk about olives, the New Jersey Suburbs, and his new comedy special, Half of My Life. For DBWP, we're talking about the 1619 Project, by the New York Times and Nikole Hannah-Jones. The ongoing initiatives "aims to reframe the country's history by placing the consequences of slavery and the contributions of Black Americans at the very center of our national narrative." Bari has been watching Hacks, Matt did too, but he also binged Girls5Eva. You can follow the team on social media! @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A lonely Macaw, Chicago rats, and diving deep into the Rant Hotline! After that, we have actor Punam Patel (@bigpunam) on the pod to talk about American cuisine, her food quilt, and the second season of Special on Netflix! For DBWP, we're talking about the NYC mayoral race. Gothamist has an extensive guide for undecided voters, so check that out here. Bari finished Rutherford Falls, is still watching Mare of Easttown, and is excited to start the new season of Shrill! Matt caught a glimpse at the new season of Special and is loving it, it's out May 20 on Netflix. Follow the team on social media! @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Birds in the chimney, $3000 of Spongebob Popsicles, and diving deep into all those dang notifications on your phone. After that, we have journalist Rachel Handler on the pod to talk about everything from High School Musical 2 conspiracy theories to literal pasta investigations. For DBWP, we're following @runaapi on Instagram and taking the AAPI Visibility Pledge, we hope you do too! Bari has been watching Mare of Eastown and Rutherford Falls, and Matt has been watching The Office (when is he not). Follow the team on all the socials! @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Prancer the Man-Hating Chihuaua, Bavarian creme and deep diving into Mother's Day gifts. After that, we have author Robbie Couch on the podcast to talk about his book Sky Blues, roller coasters, and birds. For DBWP, we're celebrating Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month! Bari suggests you follow Lunar: The Asian-Jewish Film Project; they highlight the racial and cultural diversity of the Jewish community by celebrating the intersection of Jewish and Asian Americans. Bari has been watching Mare of Easttown and seeing the artwork of Andrew Kuo (@andrewkuostudio), while Matt has been watching The Office (again). Follow everyone on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flying turtles, the ultimate wedding venue hack, and diving deep into how our bodies are USELESS! After that, we've got writer R. Eric Thomas on the pod! We talk greeting cards, and Matt's Instagram. For DBWP, we're talking about dontcallthepolice.com, which highlights community based alternatives to calling the police in different cities. Bari finished The Mandalorian and Matt watched This Is a Robbery on Netflix. Follow the team on social media! @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A missing giant rabbit, ghost monkeys, and diving deep into Matt's stoner thoughts. It's 420 babyyyy and weed is legal in New York and on this podcast! After that, we have journalist Dino-Ray Ramos on the pod to talk awards season, Marvel, and why red carpets are the worst. For DBWP, Bari recommends the book We Do This Til We Free Us: Abolitionist Organizing and Transforming Justice by Mariame Kaba. Bari has been rewatching Broad City and Matt has been watching Spongebob whilst stoney bologna. Follow the team on social media! @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cats stuck in trees, lizards raiding the 7/11, and diving deep into the horrible fact that we must do things. After all that, comedian and actor Arturo Castro (Broad City, Narcos) joins us on the pod to talk about coffee, New Zealand, and the new Netflix movie Yes Day! This week on DBWP we're highlighting the organization Norml, which advocates to end marijuana criminalization, which disproportionately impacts black and brown people. Bari's been watching Made For Love on HBO Max and Matt is getting into The Nanny! Follow everyone on social media: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ICYMI– we dropped our very first line of OFFICIAL UNHAPPY HOUR MERCH! We've got dad caps, socks, t-shirts, and sweatshirts in a wide variety of colors for you to adorn yourself in. Go ahead and get one of each so you can Winnie the Pooh all over the place like Matt intended. So what are you waiting for? Head to unhappyhourshop.com to show your disdain for the world all while showing your support for this pod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BEST THINGS FIRST, WE HAVE MERCH! Head to unhappyhourshop.com to get Official Unhappy Hour hats, shirts, sweatshirts, and socks! Okay, now the show... Tree thieving frat boys, grocery thieving ravens, and diving deep into what we are not looking forward to when the world opens up. After that, we have actor and writer Brandon Kyle Goodman on the pod to talk early mornings, Real Housewives and his podcast Black Folx. For DBWP, Bari wants you to listen to the podcast Undistracted, a newsy podcast hosted by Brittney Packnett Cunningham (@mspackyetti). Bari has been watching The Mandolorian and Matt is on Season 4 of The Great Pottery Throwdown. And they both loved Bad Trip with Eric Andre. Follow everyone on social media: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greasy pennies, snakes in a dryer, and diving deep into your rants! After that, we have New York Times bestselling author and astrologist Chani Nicholas on the pod. She came to read Matt's chart and wound up reading his whole life to filth. FOR DBWP, Matt wants you to follow @RaquelWillis and @ChaseStrangio for their Trans Week of Visibility and Action! Follow them for more action items #ProtectTransKids #DefendTransRights. Bari is still on the Riverdale train, while Matt has been watching Julia Child's old-school baking shows. Don't forget to grab your tickets to Matt's live show at https://www.omgvip.com/matt-bellassai/, and stay tuned for our FIRST EVER MERCH DROP next week! You can follow the squad at @MattBellassai, @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHour (on Twitter only). And finally, we know how hard the past few months have been, and we want you to take care of your mental health. If you need, please reach out to the National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ancient bowls, homecoming queen hacks, and diving deep into the worst animals. After that, we have comedian Danny Jolles on the pod to talk about his latest stand-up special Six Parts (Free! On Youtube!), his love of sports drama, and more. For DBWP, we're talking about the horrific shooting in Atlanta last week. Please donate to Red Canary Song, and Asians Americans Advancing Justice, or work with bystander intervention training with Hollaback to stop the spread of hate against Asian Americans. Bari has been watching Fishing With John and Matt is watching The Great Pottery Showdown. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chainsaws, Costco Cheese, and diving deep into our annual HOT GUY MARCH MADNESS!!! Who will make you the best house with their bare hands? Who's calming presence will lull you to sleep? Matt and Bari go through the bracket to come up with our 2021 winner. We tweeted out the bracket so you can follow along! For DBWP, Matt wants you educate yourself on racism in the music industry. Support the Black Independent Music Accelerator, which amplifies independent Black-owned music businesses. Bari has finished Tim and Eric, while Matt has been re-watching Schitt's Creek. And finally, follow everyone on social media: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A seagull gets a snack, cornflakes come in a new flavor, and we dive deep into the menial tasks that we all hate. After that, we have author, and podcast host Luvvie Ajayi Jones on the pod! We talk about her Beyonce box, kombucha, and her latest book Professional Troublemaker: The Fear-Fighter Manual. On DBWP, Bari suggests subscribing to the newsletter Oh God Sorry, and connecting with local food pantries. Bari is catching up on Riverdale and Matt binged all the Marvel Movies. ALL OF THEM. You can follow everyone on social media: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Toilet surprises, kidnapping your way out of work, and diving deep into emails. Because you know what? They're actually finding us all UN-WELL! After that we have the LEGENDARY Margaret Cho on the podcast. She is an icon of standup comedy, and she's done everything from podcasting, to TV, to music, to film. Matt and Margaret get into everything from their quarantine hobbies, to bidets, to skincare, to standup. For DBWP, we're highlighting the important work of the Trans Justice Funding Project. The Trans Justice Funding Project is a community-led funding initiative founded in 2012 to support grassroots, trans justice groups run by and for trans people in the United States, including U.S. territories. This week, Bari's watching Northern Exposure and Minari, and Matt's watching RuPaul's Drag Race UK and is wrapping up his Sex and the City rewatch. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and the podcast @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A venomous snake on the loose, a Civil War chicken, and diving deep into a Rant Grab Bag! After that, we have Nick Viall on the pod as our guest complainer. Nick is the host of The Viall Files podcast, he's a Bachelor alumni, and self proclaimed Diva. Nick gives Matt dating advice and Matt reveals his quarantine recording outfit. For DBWP, we're focusing on the crisis in Texas. Twitter user @hey_melly has a created a Mutual Aid Directory that you can find here so you can donate and support folks who have been affected by the freezing temperatures. Bari and Matt both watched Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar. And finally, you can follow Matt @MattBellassai, you can follow Bari @FinkelBariPie, and you can follow the pod @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A lost Airpod, stampeding cows, and diving deep into YOUR VOICEMAILS for our first Rant Hotline of 2021! For DBWP, Matt wants you to stand up against the rise in hate crimes that have been targeting Asian Americans, specifically against the elderly. Follow @AAPIWomenLead for more guidance and you can donate to the I'm Ready Movement. Bari binged all of Bridgerton and Ted Lasso and Matt is starting Riverdale! You can follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and the podcast @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A sexy French warehouse party, a Los Angeles icon, and diving deep it what Matt assumes it's like to be in quarantining as a couple. After that, we have podcast hosts Jade and XD on the pod to let their negativity flag fly! They hate everything from scallops to dating to voicemails. For DBWP, Bari recommends subscribing to Rachel Ricketts's newsletter, which you can do on her website. Rachel (@iamrachelricketts) is a multi-hyphenate queer Black woman who is a racial justice educator, author, speaker, mystic and more! Bari is watching Riverdale with you, our listeners! And Matt is still powering through The West Wing. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hunting Big Foot, hot pink comfort food, and diving deep into the worst Super Bowl Sunday finger foods. After that, we have recipe developer and cookbook author Jake Cohen on the pod to talk about brunch, babkas, and his cookbook, Jew-ish. For DBWP, Matt wants to highlight Black poetry, specifically Amanda Gorman's inauguration poem, and the organizations Youth Speaks and First Exposures. Bari has been watching Riverdale, duh, and Matt is watching The West Wing. Follow the team on social media: @mattbellassai, @barifinkel, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coronavirus flavored ice cream, lassoing snakes, and diving deep into COVIDIOTS, aka those fools who are messing around during the 10th month of the pandemmy. After that, we have RuPaul's Drag Race winner Bob the Drag Queen on the pod to talk about moving to LA, his comedy divas and the HBO Max show, We're Here. For DBWP, Bari wants you to get on the mailing list of former guest complainer, Fran Tirado. "Fran's Joy Digest" features weekly actions, like calling your senators to speak out against two anti-trans bills that are being voted on in Montana (with similar bills being voted on around the country). As promised, here's "Four Myths About Trans Athletes, Debunked" from the ACLU. Bari is watching Search Party and Riverdale, while Matt is watching vintage Survivor. Make sure to follow the team on socials: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHour (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MMA squirrels, literal bandit raccoons, and diving deep into our ashy, flaky, dry winter skin. Sorry! But also not sorry. Then we've got pastry chef, recipe developer, video host, and expert complainer Claire Saffitz on the pod! We vent about everything from dairy creamers to the unholy mixing of chocolate and fruit. Plus, we talk about her New York Times bestselling cookbook Dessert Person, which is available anywhere books are sold. For DBWP, Matt suggests reading Alex Vitole's The End of Policing. This week, Bari's watching The Night Of and Matt's rewatching all of Survivor and is loving Claire's new Youtube videos. And don't forget to subscribe to Matt's Patreon to get even more Matt Bellassai in your life, including bonus Unhappy Hour content! Search the internet or simply click on this handy link: https://www.patreon.com/mattbellassai. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A fugitive in a mangrove, a Kohl's COVID mix-up, and diving deep into road tripping. After that, we have drag superstar Peppermint (@Peppermint247) on the pod to talk about her hatred of animation, gender reveal parties, and her new album and music video. For DBWP, Bari wants you to read Dr. Ibram X. Kendi's book How To Be Anti-Racist. Bari is watching Northern Exposure and Dickinson and Matt is watching Bridgerton. And you can find everyone on social media: @mattbellassai, @finkelbaripie, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Python-sniffing dogs, fast food closures, and the best award show of all, The Grumpy Awards! After that, we have drag superstar Miz Cracker on the pod to talk about Quick Books, bathroom decor, her new podcast "She's A Woman!" For DBWP, we're asking you to be Santa! Trans Santa (@transanta) was started by actor/activist Indya Moore as a way to supports trans/nonbinary youth during the holidays. Bari has been watching Rate The Cookie (with Jo Firestone) and Matt watched Emily in Paris. And if you want to follow everyone on social media, you can find them @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wallaroos, vulture attacks, and diving deep into those lil bitch elves. Then we've got writer and actor Mary Holland (Happiest Season) on the pod! Matt and Mary go in on mid-waist jeans, clocks, and more. For DBWP, in light of the rise of anti-Semitic acts and in the spirit of overcoming destruction during Hanukkah, Bari's highlighting some of her favorite Jewish advocates and talking about ashkenormativity. She mentioned following @adameli @yasmine.dreamz @rootsmetals and @jakecohen on Instagram. We also talk about USPS Operation Santa, you can adopt a letter here. This week, Bari's watching Big Mouth S4 and Matt's watching Killing Eve and The Flight Attendant. And you can find them both on social media @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pigeon auctions, shillelagh attacks, and diving deep into holiday songs NOT written by Mariah Carey (aka the worst ones). After that, we have actress Midori Francis on the pod to talk about her new Netflix series Dash and Lily, her dislike of dogs, and her favorite drinks. For a holiday edition of Do Better White People, we're highlighting Black owned bookstores! Here's a great list to get your holiday shopping started off right. Bari finished watching How To With John Wilson and Fargo, and both Bari and Matt devoured season four of The Crown. And you can find them both on social media @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tall alligators (#talligators?), horny angry mongeese, and diving deep into the biggest Thanksgiving meal letdowns. Then we've got Aida Osman on the pod as our guest complainer. Aida is a comedian, writer, and cohost of the podcast Keep It! They also broke open a bottle of wine at noon just for this interview, so you know it's gonna be good. For DBWP this week, we're highlighting the amazing work of Universe City NYC. You can check out their site to find out how to donate or volunteer. Bari's been watching How To with John Wilson on HBO and Matt's been watching nothing, with a side of Holiday Baking Championship. You can follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pistol wielding dogs, pythons revving engines, and diving deep into Matt's dreams for Biden's America. After that, we have more of your rants on the pod! This week on "Do Better White People," we're talking about the Georgia Senate race. You can find more info on how to get involved with Fair Fight on their website and you can donate to the Senate races on gasenate.com. This week Bari watched comfort tv like 30 Rock, and Matt is watching Netflix's The Queen's Gambit. You can follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A rat infested sinkhole, another lost tortoise, and deep diving into the REAL reasons the 1918 Influenza Epidemic sucked. In other words, we had to look back at how horrible the 1918 Influenza Pandemic was in order to make ourselves feel better! Then writer Hunter Harris joins us on the pod to talk about face oils, denim shorts, and celebrity culture. For DBWP, we're highlighting the amazing work of The Loveland Foundation. Rachel Cargle started this nonprofit to help Black women and girls get access to therapy. You can donate to the Fund, or sign up to be a recipient on their website. This week Bari's watching The Eric Andre Show and Matt's finishing up the Halloween Baking Championship. Follow everyone on social media: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, and @UnhappyHourPod. Also GO VOTE TODAY. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Golden nuggets, a stolen lemur, and deep diving into the worst Halloween candy. After that, we have repeat complainer, comedian and writer Chelsea Devantez (@chelseadevantez) on the pod. We talk about Claudia Conway, doing the splits, and Chelsea's new podcast Celebrity Book Club. For DBWP, we'd like you to look up early voting in your area, consider "tripling" your vote, and watch the documentary All In: The Fight for Democracy. Bari is finishing Bojack Horseman and Matt attempted Emily in Paris. You can follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cape Cod Monsters, airplane food on land, and diving deep into Opinions That Are More Brave Than Saying You’re A Gay Trump Supporter. After that, we have actress/singer Eva Noblezada (Hadestown) on the podcast! We talk about pole dancing, influencers, and her new film Yellow Rose, which is in theaters now! (Yes, real movie theaters!) For DBWP, Bari talks about her experience phone banking with Knock4Democracy, and why you should do it too. And Bari and Matt have both discovered Zumbo's Just Desserts, an Australian baking competition show. Follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tasmanian Devils, Fat Bear Week, and deep diving into pumpkins! After that, we have actor Tuc Watkins on the pod. We talk about the Wizard of Oz, the Instagram Explore page, and his new film The Boys In The Band. For DBWP, Matt wants you to donate to Vote Save America. It can be confusing to know who to donate to, and who to trust with your money, but Vote Save America has made it easy for you to donate to Swing State candidates, to stop Gerrymandering, or to combat voter suppression. Bari and Matt watched a bunch of TV together, including The Eric Andre Show and 5 minutes of Newsies. Follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Swearing parrots, a heroic rat, and deep diving into the worst types of pies.... because Matt made the worstest pie of them all. After that, we're letting you rant away! You've been calling us on the rant hotline (601-600-RANT) with your biggest complaints and boy, are they spicy! For Do Better, White People, Bari wants you to phone bank. She's doing it with Knock 4 Democracy (@knock4democracy), a volunteer led organization that trains you to not be scared of the phones and to participate in democracy. Bari has been watching Lovecraft Country and Fargo; Matt has been binging The Vow and The Social Dilemma. You can follow everyone on your social media too: Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MTA man caves and a baboon burglar! No deep dive this week. Instead, we have an extra long interview with guests Tracy Clayton and Josh Gwynn to talk about their new podcast Back Issue. We talk about the pop culture moments that shaped us, and what animals Tracy hates. For "Do Better, White People" we encourage you to donate to the Louisville Community Bail Fund, and go to @antiracistdaily to see how you can still demand justice for Breonna Taylor. Bari has been watching Pen15, Big Mouth, and Bob's Burgers and Matt has been watching At Home with Amy Sedaris. On social media, you can follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and the podcast @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dead birds, flying Porta Potties and deep diving into the summer we never had. Comedian Esther Povitsky joins us on the pod to talk about her new tie-dying business, her Comedy Central stand-up special "Hot For My Name" and the Old Orchard Mall in Skokie, IL. For Do Better White People, we're talking about Vote Forward, a letter writing campaign that encourages people to vote in the election, and gives you a reason to support the US Post Office. It's an easy, safe way to engage in activism by writing letters to voters in swing states. Check it out at https://votefwd.org/. And finally, Bari finished "I May Destroy You" and Matt is excited for season 2 of "Pen15". Make sure to follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mutant German hamsters, another goat joins the revolution, and we dive deep into why moving is THE WORST. After that, journalist Jazmine Hughes joins us on the pod to talk about her hatred of desserts, her attempts to avoid deadlines, and why she started skateboarding this summer. For "Do Better, White People," we recommend following the instagram account @antiracismdaily, which gives you a quick daily dose of something to think about (like diversity in vaccine trials or the history of Japanese Incarceration during WW2). Bari's been watching the Dune trailer on repeat, and Matt has been rewatching The Great British Bake-Off. Follow the team on social media: @finkebaripie, @mattbellassai, and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're taking the day off because it's a holiday weekend and Matt is MOVING. We'll be back next week with more complaints and maybe some more exciting announcements... To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ACAB goats, eagles take down a drone, and diving deep into the monstrosity that has become frozen treats. After that, we have comedian Maria Bamford on the podcast to talk about senior pugs, stuff she LOVES, and her new Audible Original, You're (A Comedy) Special. (TW: Maria's comedy deals with mental health and suicidal ideation, both of which come up in this interview. If that is upsetting to you, please take care and skip ahead to 55:32). On Do Better White People, we're focusing on #JusticeForJacobBlake. Here is a GoFundMe for his family, and you can also call the Kenosha City Attorney (262-653-4170⁣⁣) and the Kenosha Mayor (262-653-4000⁣⁣) to demand justice. We're also recommending Vanity Fair's September issue which highlights Black visionaries and activists. This week, Bari has been watching Maria Bamford's special, Weakness Is The Brand, and Matt finished I May Destroy You. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chocolate rain, toe amputation, and diving deep into back pain. After that, we have actor Tommy Dorfman on the pod! They're here to talk about their outdoor adventures, their hatred of people being late, and the TV show "Love In The Time Of Corona". For Do Better White People, Matt wants you to fill out the census! It's your civic duty, and is used to allocate money, representatives, and so much more. Fill it out at https://2020census.gov. Bari is watching Lovecraft Country, and Matt is still watching 90s rom-coms like My Best Friend's Wedding. Follow Matt @MattBellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and the pod @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Resistance goats, wine windows and diving deep in to doing the dishes. After that we have guest complainers Em Schulz and Christine Shiefer on the show. Em and Christine co-host the paranormal/true crime podcast "And That's Why We Drink," and they've got a lot of complaining to do. We talk about unwanted phone calls, haunted dolls, and their upcoming "Live From Our Couch..Again!" show on August 22nd. For Do Better White People, we're highlighting Ziwe Fumidoh's Instagram live comedy show where she asks guests tough questions about race, misogyny, and more. Follow @ziwef and watch Thursdays at 8pm ET. This week, Bari finished Search Party, and Matt has been watching Great British Bake-Off: Masterclass. Follow us on social media @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only,) @finkelbaripie, and @MattBellassai. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Loose emus, tiktok "pranks" and diving deep into many, many kitchen utensils. After that we have self-proclaimed food person Sohla El-Waylly on the pod! She's been making news as an advocate for fair pay for the Bon Appétit video staff. We rant about whole roast chickens, eating outdoors, and Matt learns how to boil an egg. For Do Better White People, we are focusing on the explosion in Beirut. In a matter of seconds, people have lost their homes, their friends, their family members, livelihoods, and more in a devastating explosion. You can donate here, here and here. And you can sign petitions to support people in Lebanon, to investigate the explosion, and to freeze assets to corrupt politicians. Bari has been watching Ramy and Search Party, and Matt catching up on Bob's Burgers. Follow Matt on social media @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hitchhiking dogs, banned emus, and diving deep into a decade of Matt's top accomplishments. Because Matt's turning 30, B*TCH! After that, comedian Sasheer Zamata joins us on the pod to talk about pole dancing, ice cream, and her podcast Best Friends, which she cohosts with her IRL best friend Nicole Byer. For this week's Do Better White People, we're sending postcards to Colorado officials through Culture Greetings to demand justice for Elijah McClain. It’s been a year since Elijah was killed during a police encounter, and the Instagram account @justiceforelijahmcclain is doing a big campaign to advocate for justice from Aug 1 - 23rd. You can find more info on their IG. Bari's watching Ramy on Hulu, and Matt is watching classic love stories like Casablanca! Follow everyone on social media: Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A pee pee protest, UFOs are real?! and diving deep into stormy summer weather. After that, we have journalist, and media mogul Phillip Picardi (Teen Vogue, OUT Magazine) to talk about working with Anna Wintour, having dinner with Whoopi Goldberg, and finding religion in his new podcast "Unholier Than Thou." For Do Better White People, we're talking about the surge in hate crimes and harassment against Asian-Americans. There's a new campaign from Advertising Council and Alan Yang with the tagline "Fight The Virus, Fight The Bias," and you can read more about it in the New York Times. This week, Bari watched an episode of the Ken Burns documentary The National Parks: America's Best Idea on PBS and Matt watched HBO's I'll Be Gone In The Dark and Moonstruck (arguably one of the greatest movies of all time). You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pizza weapons, screaming peacocks, and diving deep into the dentist. After that, we have writers/journalists/podcast hosts Ann Friedman and Aminatou Sow on the pod to talk about their book "Big Friendship." We also rant about dust jackets and (gasp!) Hamilton. For Do Better White People, we're highlighting the work of activist, writer, doula, and educator, ShiShi Rose. You can subscribe to her newsletter and support her work through her website, https://www.shihirose.com, You can also her @shishi.rose on IG. And this week, Bari watched an episode of the ridiculous Netflix gameshow, Awake, and Matt watched the Netflix revival of Unsolved Mysteries. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spiky death snakes, cat burglars, and deep diving into our very own RANT HOTLINE! That's right, it's time to go through some of the messages you've left in our voice-mailbox and rant right alongside you. After that, we have actor and writer Ashly Perez on the pod. We recorded this interview many months ago and are so excited to finally share it with you AND to let you know that Ashly has a book coming out! It's called "Read This for Inspiration." You can sign up for updates and get a free PDF excerpt of her book right here. For this week's Do Better White People, we're talking about the Netflix documentary Disclosure. And this week, Bari's watching I'll Be Gone In The Dark on HBO and Matt's rewatching Hamilton on Disney+. You can find Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour on Twitter @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Swimming at Bass Pro Shop, goat paternity tests, and deep diving into why fireworks are the worst. After that, we have comedian Ian Lockwood on the pod to talk about video games, Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, and his new EP, Nasty. For this week's Do Better White People, we're talking about how COVID-19 is affecting farmworkers and highlighting Washmasks. Washmasks is a mutual aid initiative that's collecting and distributing masks for farmworkers in Washington. For more information on the subject, you can check out these articles: "Farmworkers are facing their own coronavirus crisis" on CNN and "Migrant Farmworkers Feed America – And They're At High Risk for A Coronavirus Outbreak" on Huffington Post. And this week, Bari's watching I May Destroy You on HBO and Matt's watching Hamilton on Disney+. You can find Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour on Twitter @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RIP free samples, RIP Sir Charles Entertainment Cheese, and diving deep into depression (it's a much more fun episode than this sentence implies). Then we've got comedian, actor, and podcast host Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) on the pod as our guest complainer!  For Dear White People this week, Matt recommends reading “What The Eyes Don’t See” by Dr. Mona, which is all about the Flint water crisis. We also suggest you give @littlemissflint a follow on IG.  This week, Bari watched Eric Andre’s new Netflix special, Legalize Everything, and Matt’s ripping through the AFI’s funniest movie list. You can find Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour on Twitter @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flavortown, a secret housemate, and diving deep into wearing masks. After that, we have Padma Lakshmi on the pod to talk about her new Hulu show "Taste the Nation," cuddling, and the birds that torment her in quar. Bari's and Matt have both been watching and loving Taste The Nation (and we're not getting paid to say that). For this week's Do Better White People segment, we're focusing on voting. Because if you can find out everything about your ex's new fling in a matter of seconds, you can research who's on your ballot before you vote. Check out vote.org and ballotpedia.org to find out who is on your ballot. You can find Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Milky poison toads, the return of the Mayan Calendar, and diving deep into the statues we should be erecting. After that, we have journalist Sylvia Obell on the pod to talk about the TV show Friends, dating during The 'Rona, and her new podcast "Okay, Now Listen." Bari couldn't watch TV this week, so Matt watched two shows instead: What We Do In the Shadows and I May Destroy You. Here are our resources for "Do Better White People" this week: Matt recommends "Ways You Can Support the Black LGBTQ+ Community" on The Cut. There are many organizations you can find through that article, but we're also highlighting The Okra Project, The LGBTQ+ Freedom Fund, and The Marsha P. Johnson Institute. You can also watch the 15 minute documentary film about Marsha P. Johnson called "Happy Birthday, Marsha!" on Prime here. Bari highlights Juneteenth and points to the Movement For Black Lives's mobilization taking place next weekend. You can find more information on their action items at https://sixnineteen.com or by texting DEFEND to 90975. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Italian ghost villages, a flying pickle, and introducing a new segment we're currently calling: "Do Better White People." We've been thinking about what we can do on this show that’s not just making a statement after a tragedy, but making activism something we weave into the fabric of the show. So in that spirit, we’re gonna take the time every single week to raise issues and talk about what we can do to help and try to make a difference. And while we don’t have a guest complainer this week, don't worry, we've got a couple of interviews up our sleeves and more on the way. So we’ll be back with those soon! And here are the resources we’re shouting out today: On IG: @blklivesmatter @colorofchange @naacp @showingupforracialjustice @civilrightsorg @reclaimtheblock @ethelsclub @unitedwedream @sassy_latte @battymamzelle For #BirthdayForBreonna action items, head to bit.ly/BirthdayForBreonna To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today, we're taking time on the pod to talk about ways we can be actively anti-racist, and connecting you with resources to fight against police brutality. So we're starting this week's episode with a conversation about police brutality, the murders of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and Tony McDade, the protests, and what we can all do about the injustices right now. We still want to provide some levity, some cathartic laughter, so we get into some silly animal news and our chasers as well (which we recorded last week, just for full transparency). We'll be back with a full episode next week. We love you all so much, thank you for listening! Here are some resources: Black Lives Matter Resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co National Resource Link (includes many places to donate): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CjZMORRVuv-I-qo4B0YfmOTqIOa3GUS207t5iuLZmyA/edit?usp=sharing Justice for Breonna Taylor gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylor Communities United for Police Reform / Safer NY Act: https://www.changethenypd.org/safer-ny NY Assembly Member Search: https://nyassembly.gov/mem/search/ Books to educate ourselves: https://bookshop.org/lists/anti-racism List of black owned bookstores: https://aalbc.com/bookstores/list.php Specific books that Matt and Bari are reading this summer: Me and White Supremacy: Combat Racism, Change the World, and Become a Good Ancestor, by Layla F. Saad So You Want to Talk About Race, by Ijeoma Oluo Stamped from the Beginning: The Definitive History of Racist Ideas in America, by Ibram X. Kendi The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness, by Michelle Alexander How to Be an Antiracist, by Ibram X. Kendi Women, Race, & Class, by Angela Davis The Autobiography of Malcolm X, by Malcolm x and Alex Haley Movies we mentioned: 13th by Ava Duvernay When They See Us by Ava Duvernay The Life & Death of Marsha P. Johnson I Am Not Your Negro Podcasts we mentioned: Code Switch 1619 Project from the New York Times Reveal from the Center of Investigative Reporting Okay, Now Listen... To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a holiday weekend, so we're kicking things off with worst things first and then heading straight into our chasers. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Unhappy Hour is thrilled to announce our very own RANT HOTLINE! Leave us a ranting voicemail, whether it's about the one thing you hate that everybody else loves, or just something you really need to get off your chest. Because we might all be apart right now, but nothing brings us together like a little complaining. Here's the number to call in: 601-600-RANT. That’s 601-600-7268. We may even play your message on the show! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fred The Goat strikes again, giant lizards in Georgia, and diving deep into mornings. After that, we have Monica Padman from Armchair Expert on the pod to talk about Scottie Pippen, dating, and The Wonder Years. Bari just started Hulu's The Great and Matt is watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy versus The Reverend. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, Monica Padman @mlpadman on IG, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Monkeys breaking into ATMS, children stealing cars, and deep diving into the evils and necessities of walking outside during a pandemic. After that, we have actor and comedian Jackie Tohn in the studio. This interview was back in February, and we talk about Star Wars, paper towels, and doing stunts on GLOW. Bari's been watching Insecure on HBO and Matt already finished The Good Fight on CBS All Access! Follow Matt on the socials @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, Jackie @jackietohn, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Britney burned down her gym, baking is ruined by a scientist, and we deep dive into why grocery shopping is THE WORST. After that, we have comedian Alex English (@alex3nglish) in the actual stude to talk about tequila, college days, and the National Lampoon Radio Hour. Bari is finishing up Justified and Matt is still watching The Good Fight. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Social shredding, fire ant arsenals, and deep diving into the horror of video conferencing. After that, we've got comedian Savannah DesOrmeaux in the stude! Savannah and Matt talk dating, Instagram filters, and her Youtube show Ghost Town. Bari is watching Run and Matt is almost done with The Good Wife. You can follow Matt and Bari on social media! Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shirtless court hearings, lamp love, and deep diving into laundry. Then comedian, writer, and actress Mitra Jouhari joins the pod to talk about birds, writing for Big Mouth, and her new show on Adult Swim, Three Busy Debras. Bari's been watching Three Busy Debras and Justified and Matt's watching RuPaul's Drag Race, Schitt's Creek finale and documentary, and The Good Wife. Make sure to follow everyone one social media: Bari (@finkelbaripie), Matt (@mattbellassai), and Unhappy Hour (@UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An X-rated Easter Egg surprise, Zac Efron in the hot seat, and deep diving into cooking in quarantine. Guest complainer Alison Roman (Dining In, Nothing Fancy, @alisoneroman) talks Matt through his cooking questions and shares her thoughts on Ina Garten, bell peppers, and her viral recipe, #TheCookies. Bari's been watching BBC's This Country on Hulu and Matt's added Kids Baking Championship to his watchlist. Make sure to follow everyone one social media: Bari (@finkelbaripie), Matt (@mattbellassai), and Unhappy Hour (@UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flaming toilet paper, April FOOLS, and diving deep into not being able to catch our ZZZ's. Also, wtf does catching ZZZ's even MEAN?! Don't worry, we'll tell you. After that, we've got comedian, actor, and musician Whitmer Thomas as our guest complainer to talk about high school, being in a hurry, and his HBO special: The Golden One. This week Bari's watching the third season of Elite and Matt's watching the third season of Westworld and re-watching Arrested Development. Follow everyone on social media: @barifinkelpie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A French Marathoner (aka show-off), a fatberg made of t-shirts, and deep diving into the hottest men of the year! Sports may be cancelled, but nothing can stop Hot Guy March Madness: Apocalypse Edition. Bari has been watching The X-Files and Matt has started Tiger King. You can get our bracket on Twitter: @UnhappyHourPod. And follow Bari @finkelbaripie and Matt @MattBellassai! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Accidentally stealing TVs, a canary mastiff goes "Homeward Bound," and deep diving into a bunch of our chasers, because when there's a pandemic going on, you need some good stuff to help the bad stuff go down. After that, we have actor Erinn Hayes on the pod to talk about Elf on the Shelf, concerts, and her Netflix show Medical Police. Bari recommends binging Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Matt lists his favorite episodes from The Office, Veep, 30 Rock and more. Follow everyone on social media: @barifinkelpie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A cow on the loose, an enterprising postal worker, and deep diving into being home alone, aka #QuarantineLife. After that, comedian Fortune Feimster joins Matt on the pod to talk about dating in college, the Bachelor, and her new Netflix special, Sweet and Salty. Bari watched Umbrella Academy and Matt finished McMillions. To catch everyone's posts while social distancing, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter Only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An ice cream licker, a giant beehive, and deep diving into your gross personal hygiene. After that, we have actor Rob Huebel, who you know from basically everything you love (Big Mouth, Children's Hospital, Transparent, etc). Rob and Matt talk about free stuff, children's birthdays, and Rob's new show, Medical Police. Bari is watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and Matt is watching Love is Blind. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A fried chicken hold-up, a literal pill trail, and diving deep into exercises that make us sweaty and ANGRY! After that we have actor/master brewer Dylan Sprouse in the stude to talk about fantasy films, underwear flaps, and his Brooklyn meadery, All-Wise. Bari is on the second season of Fargo, and Matt has started Everything's Going To Be Okay. For social media, follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A panicked deer, a journaling criminal, and deep diving into plants. After that, writer and podcast host Ashley C. Ford joins us in the stude to talk about dating comedians, Matt's astrology sign, her new podcast "Fortune Favors The Bold". On social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pizza inspections, an old lady buys condoms, and deep diving in technology. After that we have comedian Moshe Kasher in to talk about hipsters, quitting coffee, and his new comedy album Crowd Surfing. Bari is watching the new season of High Maintenance and Matt saw Moulin Rouge for the first time. Follow Bari and Matt @finkelbaripie and @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An Oscar Meyer Weiner incident, a bag full of drugs, and diving deep into YOUR love lives! Guest complainer and resident dating expert Lane Moore (Tinder Live!) helps answer your questions about relationships. Bari and Matt are both watching McMillions and they're lovin' it. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chubby owls, snakes in couches, and deep diving into the big blue wet thing we know and HATE as oceans! There's no guest this week, so we're heading straight into our chasers. Bari is watching the second season of Shrill and Matt just finished Cheer. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and the podcast @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). Next week is our annual ValenWhine's Day episode with Lane Moore, where we answer your dating questions! So if you need some dating advice, email us at unhappyadvice@pineapple.fm or DM Bari on Instagram. Make sure to reach out by Thu, Feb 6! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sexy bananas, devil cats, and diving deep into hangovers. Then we've got comedian and author Josh Gondelman on the pod! Bari is watching the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Matt is watching season two of Sex Education. Follow the team on social media: Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Urine soaked escalators, stolen cats, and deep diving into Matt's rules of sidewalk etiquette. After that, we have comedian Karen Chee in the stude to talk about kid's tv shows, math, and wearing socks to bed. Bari is watching the 3rd season of The Leftovers, and Matt is starting The Simpsons. Follow the team on social media: Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dipping sauces, squirrel burglars and diving deep into the unholy time of the year that is football season. After that, we have podcast host Bobby Finger (Who? Weekly) in the studio! We talk about 2020 Oscar snubs, Bobby's favorite nurse practitioner, and starter homes. Bari gushes about Little Women and Matt watched all of The Morning Show. You can follow the team on social media, @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Worst Things First fact check, Arby's gift cards, and 100 episodes of Unhappy Hour! After that, we have two VIP guests: Deborah Bellassai and Leon Finkel AKA Matt's Mom and Bari's Dad! Bari started Fargo (the TV show), Matt watched the second season of You, and both of them saw Cats (the movie)! You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (Twitter only). Here's to 100 more episodes! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mattress thieves, cowboy pigeons, and deep diving into the gifts that Florida bestowed on us all. After that, we have the annual Grumpy Awards where we celebrate the best-worst news stories of the year. Bari's watching Joe Pera Talks With You and Matt saw Knives Out. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, you can follow Matt @MattBellassai, and you can follow Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adult diaper bandits, Florida baby showers, and deep diving into the freezing tundra of winter. Then comedian Yassir Lester joins us in the studio! He and Matt talk about nightlights, reality TV, and sweet potato pie. On social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bambi attacks a Walmart, Ikea criminals, and deep diving into your questions about how to survive the Thanksgiving holiday. After that, Bari and Matt tell us all about the things they hate that everybody else loves. This week, they're both watching The Crown. Warning: they didn't discuss the Harry Styles SNL episode because it was too emotional. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. There's no episode next week as Matt will be in a pumpkin pie coma. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Castaway cows, wild turkeys, and deep diving into Matt's newest hobby: baking. After that, we have comedian Janelle James in the studio to talk about her new podcast, her hatred of Minions, and the Janelle James Comedy Festival. Bari (@finkelbaripie) is catching up on the newest season of Riverdale, and Matt (@mattbellassai) is listening to the podcast Office Ladies and reading Arielle Calderon's article in Eating Well. Follow Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Insta-hit-men, pot related sinus infections, and diving deep into HAIR! After all that we've got stylist, author, ICON, Stacy London (What Not To Wear) in the studio for an interview and game. This week Matt's watching La Casa De Las Flores and Bari's watching Enlightened. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alien invasion in Kentucky, a New Jersey country club court fight, and deep diving into the darkness that is Daylight Savings Time. After that, we have comedian Rachel Wenitsky in the studio to dish about The Office, 30 Rock, and bird people. Bari finally watched the iconic movie Face/Off and Matt has been catching up on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bloody basements, jail break ins, and diving deep into PUMPKINS. After all that, comedian Emmy Blotnick joins the pod for an incredible vent sash. This week Matt's watching Succession and Bari's watching Watchmen. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai, and you can follow @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Drunk scootering, goat home invasions and deep diving into the hot mess that is straight couples. After that, we have comedian Cameron Esposito in the stude to talk about their shared Catholic upbringing, Beyonce's first Super Bowl performance, and Cameron's new book "Save Yourself," out March 2020. This week, Bari's watching Black Mirror and Matt's watching Succession. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ukrainian orphan update, two trash cans of acorns, and deep diving into cleaning. After that, we have comedian/writer Chelsea Devantez in the stude! She and Matt talk about birthdays, children and male gynos. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai, and you can follow @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A wasabi mishap, biting a camel, and diving deep into the season of SPORTS FANS! After that, we have comedian Nikki Glaser in the studio to talk about meat, weed, and her new Netflix special, Bangin'. Bari is rewatching the Harry Potter films and Matt is into Tiffany Haddish Presents: They Ready. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie and Matt @MattBellassai. And you can follow Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elderly drug smugglers, the orphan, and deep diving into the autumnal season. After that, we have actor Laura Dreyfuss in the studio to talk about the hit Broadway show Dear Evan Hansen, Times Square, and the Netflix original series, The Politician. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Check out Lost at the Smithsonian, a new podcast from Stitcher! Comedian and pop culture fanatic Aasif Mandvi gets up close and personal with the most iconic artifacts at the National Museum of American History. Join Aasif and his guests as they explore how vintage clothing, ratty furniture, and mismatched shoes transformed into Fonzie's leather jacket, Archie Bunker's chair, and Dorothy's ruby slippers and became defining symbols of American culture along the way. Lost at the Smithsonian is out NOW - listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe to Lost at the Smithsonian in Apple Podcasts:

Fiery love, fugitive pigs and deep diving into tall girl problems. After that, we have comedian, actor and Internet sensation Liza Koshy on the pod to talk about limoncello, Harry Styles and S2 of Liza On Demand. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A $120,000 mistake, backpack dragons, and deep diving into Matt's least favorite flavors. After that, we have comedian/performer Philip Markle (aka Philip Sparkle) on the pod to talk about German sex dungeons, Burning Man, instagays and more. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Exploding toolboxes, BBQ crepes and deep diving into the stress of the first day of school. Then, writer Ira Madison III (host of the podcast Keep It!) joins us in the studio to drink White Claw and talk about mustard, astrology and Gay Twitter. Bari finished the third season of GLOW and Matt is excited about the new season of The Great British Bake-Off. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @Matt Bellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sex pigs, attack of the vultures and diving deep into even more of Matt's dating pet peeves. After all that, comedian, writer and podcaster Hari Kondabolu ("Warn Your Relatives," "The Problem with Apu") joins the pod for an interview and game. This week Matt's watching Bon Appetit's "Gourmet Makes" video series and Bari can't stop watching the trailer for the new Netflix movie, "Tall Girl." Follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and Unhappy Hour on Twitter @unhapphourpod.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flying mattresses, scooter bandits and diving deep into the sweat torture that is group fitness. After than, we have comedian Shalewa Sharpe (2 Dope Queens) on the podcast to talk about adult video stores, avocado, and her new comedy album "So You Just Out Here?" Bari is very excited for the second season of Elite on Netflix and Matt watched the live HBO special, My Dad Wrote A Porno. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lost dentures, ketchup kidnappers, and deep diving into so-called health foods. Then we have comedian Jordan Carlos (co-host of the podcast Adulting along with former guest complainer Michelle Buteau) in the studio to talk about restaurants, cafeteria food, and writing comedy for television. Bari started Bless This Mess and Matt is watching A Black Lady Sketch Show. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Undercover assassins, powdered mushroom poisoning, and deep diving into those awkward situations you can't escape. After that, we have comedian Jacqueline Novak in the studio to talk about orbs, Grease 2, and her show Get On Your Knees. Bari is doing a second binge of Mad Men and Matt is powering through High Maintenance. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stolen tarantulas, hot tub bacteria and deep diving into what makes us cry. After that, we have comedian and writer Dewayne Perkins on the pod to talk about Beyonce, writing for the 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner, and the lost art of cursive. Bari finished Los Espookys, and Matt started High Maintenance. On social media, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sonic bike-and-dash, a pizza-motivated attack, and diving deep into the truth about vacations. After that, we've got actor Jillian Bell (Brittany Runs a Marathon)  in the studio to talk about exercise, Tim Curry and limos on prom night. Bari is watching the new Veronica Mars, and Matt has started Euphoria. On social media, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Super meth squirrels, passing pacifiers, and deep diving into Matt's biggest rant yet! We have Allison Raskin (Just Between Us/Please Help!) in the studio to talk about heartburn, cheaters, and her new book with former guest complainer Gaby Dunn. Bari has been watching The White Princess and Matt finished all of Stranger Things 3. Follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Here’s a new podcast for you! You might know Nicole Byer from her podcast Why Won’t You Date Me? or Nailed It on Netflix, and Sasheer Zamata from SNL. On their new podcast Best Friends, they talk about themselves, other pairs of best friends, and answer friendship questions. Because when you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you still have their podcast. Best Friends is out NOW - listen wherever you get your podcasts.

Toilet pythons, calling 911 on yourself and a deep dive into the oncoming summer heat! For our season finale, we have special guest Manny Jacinto (The Good Place) in the studio! Matt and Manny talk foodie culture, worst auditions and The Good Place. This week, Bari is watching The Society and Matt is finishing up Golden Girls. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Prom Parties, Goodwill grenades, and diving deep into Birthday Divas (Happy Birthday, Bari!) After all that, we’ve got Allison Williams and Logan Browning from The Perfection in the studio! We talk about getting sick on buses, eggs, and Rupaul’s Drag Race. This week Bari saw Pokemon Detective Pikachu, John Wick 3 and Fleabag. Matt watched the Game of Thrones series finale and started Golden Girls for the first time. Follow us on social media: Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Panty raids, pool diarrhea, and a deep dive into YOUR problems! Then, we've got actor/comedian Michelle Buteau (Late Night Whenever) in the studio to talk about all her upcoming projects including Tales of The City on Netflix. She and Matt talk about everything from her 4-month old twins to the latest beauty vlogger drama. This week Bari's watching Killing Eve season two and Matt's watching Bonding. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Obscene" bumper stickers, alligator smuggling, and a deep dive into why Matt will never go camping. Then, we've got comedian Mary Houlihan (Learn to Paint! With Mary Houlihan) in the studio to talk about Pixar versus Dreamworks, wood block art, and raccoons. This week, Bari is watching Chernobyl, and Matt started Barry. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're doing another advice segment, but this time it's not just about love and relationships. If you have any issues, problems, dilemmas, conundrums that you need Matt and Bari's advice on, now's your chance! Email unhappyadvice@pineapple.fm with your issue and we will fix it (maybe). You also can record a voice memo and send that if you want your gorgeous voice on the pod.  Send in your stuff by Wed, May 15th to make it into the episode. (You can also keep emailing after that for future episodes, but we don't know when we're going to do another one yet. SO DO IT NOW!) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Moose nuggets, Heck Boy, and diving deep into texting etiquette. Then, we've got guest Dylan Marron (Conversations with People Who Hate Me) here in the stude. Dylan and Matt talk about traveling for fun, getting unfollowed on Instagram and the meanest comment they’ve received on the internet. This week, Bari is loving Game of Thrones and The Battle of Winterfell, and Matt recommends Special on Netflix. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flightless birds, butt worms, and diving deep into idiots. AKA Matt's luggage was lightly stolen by an idiot. After that, we've got comedian Anna Drezen (Saturday Night Live; Reductress) in the stude. She and Matt talk about the tragedy that is photography, and Anna's dog that's not named after an Oscar-nominated movie. This week, Bari is watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Part 2, and Matt revisits Desperate Housewives. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zombie pigs, weaponized iguanas, and diving deep into what life would be like for Matt Bellassai if he were in the world of Game of Thrones. Make takes us on an epic tale of houses, lords, donkeys and DEATH. After that, Matteo Lane and Emma Willmann join the pod as duet guest complainers. Emma and Matteo are comedians who co-host the podcast "Inside The Closet!" This week, Bari is watching Barry, and Matt is all about Beyoncé's Homecoming. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A bunny burlesque display, bugs in the eyeball, and diving deep into Matt’s relationship dealbreakers. Then, we've got comedian Rhea Butcher (Take My Wife; Adam Ruins Everything) in the studio to talk about Rhea’s midwest upbringing, the Chicago comedy scene, and how to “hate” with love. This week, Bari binged Stranger Things, and Matt finished both Game of Thrones and all 9 seasons of The Office. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Farting bosses, spider cookies, and diving deep into wedding season. Then, we've got actor Travis Coles (Liza on Demand; David Makes Man) in the studio for an interview. Matt and Travis bash summer and dish on Oprah. This week Matt and Bari are watching Deadwood and Veep! For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guzzling Axe Body Spray, Matt's adventures in Florida, and diving deep into how to make friends as an adult. After that, we've got comedian Greta Titelman (host of The Worst) in the studio to talk about group fitness, lacrosse bros and Cher. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). PS- You can buy Matt's book in paperback! Visit http://everythingisawfulbook.com/ to purchase now.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Toilet Iguanas, naked mannequin garden parties, and diving deep into the bug-infested season of spring. We've also got comedian Sydnee Washington in the studio to hate hard on guys named Matt and brownies with nuts. Don't only listen to us, also read our thoughts and see our faces: Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only) and Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Goat mayors, breaking and breakfasting and the second annual Hot Guy March Madness! 32 Hunks, 4 challenges, 3 judges, and 1 winner. Thirst Aid Kit's Nichole Perkins is back and bringing her expertise to crown this year's winner. We tweeted out the bracket so you can play along.  For more laughs, follow us on Twitter: @unhapphourpod @mattbellassai @finkelbaripie To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Here’s a new podcast for you: Just Between Us is a comedic variety show from co-dependent besties and New York Times best-selling authors Allison Raskin and Gaby Dunn. It’s full of practical advice and completely necessary tangents, the hosts bring laughter to life’s toughest and sometimes most ridiculous situations by asking thought-provoking questions, playing games, and dipping into serious topics around relationships, mental health, money, and sexuality. You might not know them, but you’ll feel like you’re just between them! Check out Just Between Us in Apple Podcasts: www.apple.co/JustBetweenUs

Taco Bell Fire Sauce, immortal juice, and diving deep into the emotional toll of going out. After all that, we've got actor Brandon Scott Jones (The Good Place; Isn’t It Romantic?) in the studio for an interview and game of... Elaborlove? Brandon and Matt talk about Harry Styles, One Direction, and more Harry Styles (and also other stuff like Liam Hemsworth and romantic comedies). For sosh meeds, follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fat rats, delicious sea meat, and diving deep into the horrors of working out. After all that, we've got the talented, hilarious Larry Owens in the studio for an interview and game of Elaborhate! Larry and Matt talk about comedy, musicals, and so much more.  It was brought to our attention that we have complicated names to spell, so allow us to tag ourselves here for easy follows on the social meeds: @mattbellassai @finkelbaripie @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Used condoms, 2,000 Smurfs and diving deep into the worst kinds of dog owners. This one gets personal. After all that, Tracy Clayton is back in the studio to talk about her new podcast and to play an extended version of Bowl of Sh*ttalk. Check out her new podcast from Netflix and Strong Black Lead, Strong Black Legends, wherever you get your podcasts.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Polar bears, super smash bro brawl, and diving deep into the beauty of breakfast. Then we've got the hilarious comedian Pat Regan in the studio for an interview and game! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Romantic Depot, stoned kids and diving deep into the do's and (mostly) dont's of online dating. Then comedian, musician, author, previous Guest Complainer and Resident Dating Expert Lane Moore joins the pod again! Matt and Lane answer YOUR questions and solve all of your love problems. Have a Happy ValenWhine's day everyone! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rubber nuggets, no hedgehog kissing, and diving deep into working from home. After all that, comedian, writer, Internet extraordinaire Akilah Hughes joins the podcast as a guest complainer!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back pain cures, lawless emus and diving deep into Matt's budgeting expertise. Why are we getting all of Matt's bank account information? Because we've got Gaby Dunn on the podcast as our guest complainer!  Gaby is a writer, actor, journalist, comedian, LGBTQ activist, and podcaster! Her new book, Bad With Money: The Imperfect Art of Getting Your Financial Sh*t Together, is out now wherever books are sold.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pringle wine, killing with kindness, and diving deep into the many layers of winter fashion. After all that, we've got comedian Liza Treyger as our guest complainer! Matt and Liza dig into rowdy crowds, performing for family,The Degenerates on Netflix (where you can see her half hour special), and more. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stolen lottery cards, return of the fatberg, and diving deep into the things in Matt's life that do NOT spark joy. After all that, we've got the amazing Franchesca Ramsey (Decoded, Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore) on the pod. Matt and Franchesca get into Florida, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and so much more.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Twinning, breaking and snuggling, and diving deep into New Year's Resolutions. One of Matt's 2019 goals? Be more positive! So Matt and Bari get earnest in the deep dive, but it doesn't last all that long. They still manage to complain about some of the worst New Year's behavior. And then actor, playwright, and The Good Place heart throb William Jackson Harper (Chidi) joins the pod for an interview and game! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

E. coliflower, beaver massacres, and diving deep into the worst things about 2018. That's right, the most highly anticipated award ceremony is BACK! Matt is hosting The 2018 Grumpy Awards aka The Grumpies aka A Real Award Show where Matt hands out prizes to the worst people, places and events of the year. And finally, we've got actor Michael Zegen in the studio for an interview and game. Michael plays Mr. Joel Maisel in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and while his ice cream opinions may be trash, we still loved having him on the show.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Anti-french fry propaganda, Abcde, and diving deep into the worst part of holiday cheer: THE MUSIC. You'll never hear "Frosty The Snowman" the same way again. And finally, the legendary Ana Gasteyer, who has graced your movie theaters (Mean Girls), your tv sets (SNL, People of Earth, Lady Dynamite), your off-and-on Broadway stages (Wicked), will be gracing this podcast with her presence. Matt and Ana expertly talk about boxed wine, being Northwestern alumni, their shared public love of Mr. Harry Styles and so much more.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dumb dogs, criminal toots, and diving deep into decking the halls. Then we've got the Mamrie Hart in the studio for an interview and game! Mamrie is a hilarious comedian, actress, author and YouTube star. She's got a new podcast with Grace Helbig called This Might Get Weird, and in fact, this interview does get weird. Follow along as Mamrie and Matt weave together stories about straws, cheese, Reese Witherspoon, horny rabbits, and so much more. Don't forget to follow Unhappy Hour on Twitter @unhappyhourpod.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bongo break ins, malicious mischief, and diving deep into winter. Then we've got comedian and actor Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) in the studio to talk about sweet meat, Big Lots! and so much more. Plus, we play a new game cleverly titled, "Elaborhate."  Don't forget to follow Unhappy Hour on Twitter @unhappyhourpod! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Loose pigs, hologram brides and diving deep into pilgrims. Tis the season for buckle hats, OR IS IT?! Then we've got actor Kimiko Glenn (The Guest Book, Orange Is The New Black) in the studio to talk about her career, scary movies and some personal quotes from her IMDB page.  Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @unhappyhourpod! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's raining pants-less men (from the ceiling of a Waffle House), unidentified flying dildos strike again and a deep dive in the form of an open letter. Dear couple who did not thank Matt for holding the door open for them at Starbucks like the kind Midwestern gentleman Matt is, this one's very specifically for you. And finally, the hilarious comedian, actor and writer Jo Firestone (The Tonight Show, Joe Pera Talks With You) joins Matt in the studio for what was supposed to be an interview and game. We say "was supposed to be," because it kind of took on a life of its own. And we're so happy it did. Please enjoy this beautiful mess and make sure to NEVER ask Jo about yogurt. She's into juicy grapes now. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt and Bari are back for our Unhappy Hour Season Three premiere! We're calling the paramedics for some pastries and dating ghosts in worst things first. Then we're diving deep into family gatherings, because holiday season is upon us and we all need to prep like it's Y2K. And finally, Matt sits down with Ike Barinholtz (Blockers, The Mindy Project) to talk about his new movie, The Oath, family fights, worst improv shows and much much more.  Also we've got shiny new social media accounts just for Unhappy Hour! You can follow us on Twitter @unhappyhourpod and on Instagram @unhappyhourpodcast. Check it out for behind the scenes pics, dumb jokes and new episode alerts. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it is." We know, we know, we usually come out on Tuesdays, but we just couldn't help ourselves. It's Wednesday, October 3rd, we're wearing pink, and we're talking about Mean Girls for our season finale. First up, we've got a slew of terrible news in Worst Things First. After that we're diving deep into the horrors of high school. And finally, we have actor, comedian and model Daniel Franzese in the studio for an interview and game. Matt and Daniel talk about his life before, during, and after playing the iconic role of Damien Leigh in Mean Girls, his Italian mother, and so much more.  Don't worry, you won't have to miss us too much, we'll be back on November 6th with all new episodes! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt gets his knickers in a twist on all things British. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You read that title right, this is our musical episode. It's the episode nobody asked for and yet everyone has been waiting for. IT'S UNHAPPY HOUR: THE MUSICAL! And by that we mean Matt wrote a bunch of lyrics about his medical problems and then set them to some stock music tunes. Honestly? He deserves a Tony. But before we get to the musical deep dive, we've got a regular worst things first. Or is it regular? You'll just have to listen to find out. And finally, we've got the hilarious performer and writer Natalie Walker in the studio for an interview and game!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fred's back, cat murders, and diving deep into all your worst dessert opinions. After that, we've got actor and writer Mara Wilson (Matilda, Why Am I Here?) in the stude to talk about her writing, her life, and things that make her wanna scream.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Homophobic cubs, viral brides, and diving deep into the Hell that is Matt's Bad Place. After that, D'Arcy Carden (The Good Place) joins us for an interview and kind-of-a-game! Matt and D'Arcy talk about a lot, but mostly they talk about their embarrassing interactions with the Styles family. Specifically, Gemma Styles, and her brother, Harry Styles.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ice screams, ancient cheese, and diving deep into people who don't GET IT! But you know who does get it? Our special guest complainer, Olympic figure skater and literal icon, Adam Rippon. Matt and Adam talk about skating whilest singing, the 2018 ESPN Body Issue, his mom, and so much more.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Liberated goats, squirrel stalkers, and diving deep into all the things we Millennials have MURDERED. Then we visit comedian, author, and all around Internet Queen Grace Helbig for an interview and "game."  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cow detectives, wack-n-bikin', and diving deep into the disgusting minds of Beyoncé haters. Matt finally debunks every "argument" against The Queen, so you can be better prepared if you're ever accosted by that kind of monster. And finally, Erin Gibson, co-host of Throwing Shade, is back on the pod to talk about Just For Laughs, her new book, Feminasty, and more!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Serial farting, screwing bushes, and diving deep into every mistake we made between the years 2000 - 2009. After all that, we've got the glamorous, hilarious Catherine Cohen on the show for an interview and "game"! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Naked yoga, donut bribes, and diving deep into dating. Resident relationship expert Matt Bellassai shares his least favorite things about dating. Then, a mo(o)re legit expert, comedian Lane Moore (Tinder Live), joins the pod to rant about swiping, writing, and mo(o)re!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The sink rat, fashun Crocs, and diving deep into babysitting. Why babysitting? Because we're doing this whole episode about children. We even have Ava Ryan of Vine/Facebook/Internet fame on the show for her first podcast interview! And don't worry parents, we bleeped out all the bad words in this episode. Still maybe not a great idea to listen with your kids though because... well... have you listened to this show before?  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Turtle smuggling, clipping nails, and diving deep into Pixar movies. Then Emmy nominated comedian W. Kamau Bell joins the pod to talk about his new Netflix special, his new baby, and more. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt and Bari get just a teeny-tiny-barely-noticeable-bit intoxicated live on stage at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival. There's worst things first, a deep dive into summer, and an audience suggested Bowl Of Sh*ttalk. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wawagators, blimps, and diving deep into your terrible July 4th barbecue. Then we get patriotic with writer and Teen Vogue columnist Lauren Duca. And by patriotic we mean Matt and Lauren vent about the worst parts of American culture: Trolls. The type of people on the Internet. Not the movie.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apparently Matt doesn't like pizza, so we did a whole episode where he attempts to trash it. First, we go on a pizza crawl around the West Village in NYC. Then we have a formal panel with New York Times Cooking editor Emily Fleischaker and "certified" pizza expert/co-host of Who? Weekly, Lindsey Weber. All that after Worst Things First. Don't forget, Matt and Bari will be performing LIVE in Philadelphia on July 1st! You can get tix here or by Googling "Philadelphia Podcast Festival." See you then! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HAPPY PRIDE!! The bubonic plague is back, two straights got stuck together mid-coitus, and we dive deep into Bad Dads. Plus, we celebrate Pride Month by complaining with TV Host and LGBTQ+ advocate, Raymond Braun. LIVE SHOW ALERT! Matt and Bari will be performing Unhappy Hour LIVE at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival on July 1st. You can get tickets via this link, or find it on Matt's website, or just Google it, you can do it! We believe in you! https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/020054C2ECD2CC16 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Groundhog traffic, ticks, and diving deep into everything else that's terrible about Mother Nature. Matt even steps out of the studio and into a real live park to see what everyone's raving about. Spoiler alert: he's unimpressed. And sunburnt.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Matt Bellassai. She saw Frozen on Broadway and decided to shade all the other official Disney Princesses in a special elongated deep dive. But of course, this happens after worst things first.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Woodchuck jerky, burrito rats, and diving deep into the worst things about hot people. That's right, we're getting THIRSTY on today's show. Thirst Aid Kit co-hosts Nichole Perkins and Bim Adewunmi join Matt in the stude for an interview and game of Which Is Thirst.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

High raccoons, gay pills, and diving deep into the worst things about shopping for clothes. Then Kathy Tu and Tobin Low, the amazing co-hosts of WNYC's Nancy, join the pod for an interview and new game/segment/random list Matt made up: Let It Out! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stoned mice, wooing Taylor Swift, and diving deep into the Royal Family. Then Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang from your fav pop culture podcast, Las Culturistas, join Matt for an interview and game of Bowl Of Sh**talk. Get ready for a lot of gay gasps and 420 puns. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt and Bari fly all the way to Los Angeles for a super deep dive into the worst things about LA. They hike, they attempt to escape a room with Kathy Tu (WNYC's Nancy), they eat vegan food with Ashly Perez (Unfortunately Ashly), and so much more. All that and more after your regularly scheduled Worst Things First. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bag-o-hands, lost wallabies, and diving deep into TWO mini topics: Katy Perry and Matt's pet peeves. Then special guest complainer Quinta Brunson (Quinta vs. Everything) joins the pod for an interview and game. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Doomsday kits, Ragu fires, and diving deep into Matt's Midwestern roots. Then Matt and Bari head to Trixie Mattel's hotel room for a chat and game of Bowl of Sh*t Talk. That's right, we talk to RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars season three WINNER, Trixie Mattel, while she gets into her iconic drag look.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone's gay, RIP Toys R Us, and diving deep into the hellish channel that is HGTV. Our guest complainer this week is the hilarious Amanda Seales (Insecure). Matt and Amanda vent about unwanted Internet comments, Hamilton inspired rapping, and that time Katy Perry invited Amanda and Caitlyn Jenner to dinner. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Blues Clues, zombie cheerleaders, and diving deep into Hot Guy March Madness. That’s right, burn your college basketball brackets and fill out our OFFICIAL Unhappy Hour Hot Guy Bracket instead. Or do both, whatever. Play along as we whittle down the list and find out who will win Matt’s hand in marriage. SPOILER ALERT: it’s not Harry Styles. PLUS! Comedian, talk show host, and writer Guy Branum (The Mindy Project) joins the pod for an interview (mostly about gay porn) and game of Bowl Of Shit Talk (also mostly about gay porn).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laced cheesecake, anal worms, and diving deep into award show season. Plus, Hannah Hart joins the pod for a short interview and food themed game of Bowl Of Sh*t Talk. Make sure to check out Hannah's new podcast, Hannahlyze This! Can't get enough Matt? You can hear him gush over The Real Housewives on the official Bravo podcast, The Daily Dish this week! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Evanna Lynch, a Harry Potter debate, and Matt gets high for the first time at Hogwarts. That’s right Unhappy listeners, this is a special Harry Potter themed episode! To explore Matt’s complex love/hate relationship with Harry (Potter, not Styles, duh), we first venture to Hollywood for a trip Matt will probably forget because he was really stoned. Then Matt gets into a heated debate with Entertainment Weekly reporter Marc Snetiker. And finally, a real live wizard of a wonderful human being, Evanna Lynch, who played Luna Lovegood in the films, joins the pod. PLUS! Matt gets sorted by that smelly ole hat. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lactose intolerance, pizza deliveries, strange car encounters and diving deep into the Olympics. Plus guest complainers John Early and Kate Berlant (555, The Characters and Search Party) join the pod to complain about ciabatta, looking like Weird Al, adding an egg to everything, unfunny comedy, social media and inoffensive female characters written by straight white men. Make sure to download John and Kate’s episode of The Characters on Netflix...because you can do that! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Toilet hamsters, Mike Pence’s gay figure skater addiction, and the worst things about Valentine’s Day. Plus, guest complainer Fortune Feimster (Chelsea, The Mindy Project) joins the pod to rant about strawberries and proposals. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flamethrowers, talking killer whales, and diving deep into the worst airplane passengers. Plus, Nicole Byer (Loosely Exactly Nicole) joins the pod to complain about airplane blanket surprises, standup insanity, and how Amazon is depriving us of our right to steal. Make sure to check out Nicole's podcast, Why Won't You Date Me, when you're done listening to this episode!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Season two of Unhappy Hour drops this upcoming Tuesday, February 6th. That’s right, we’re coming out on TUESDAYS this season. What better way to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Matt's personal lord and savior, Mr. Harry Edward Styles, than announcing this wondrous news?!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Matt hosts the inaugural Grumpies, the award ceremony that commemorates and commiserates the worst people/places/things of 2017. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Blake's Tweets, traveling bums, and diving deep into the worst audience members to grace Matt's presence. THAT'S RIGHT! Matt's back in the stude for a quick pod sesh while on break from his tour. You can still see him live! Visit everythingisawfulbook.com for tour dates and tickets.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We had our very first live show at The Greene Space in NYC! Fran Tirado, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu fought for Matt's love in a dating game. We played Bad Thing Bingo, where audience members won the worst prizes. And Julian Velard played along both in song AND in drinking game. Plus Matt gave us a very serious reading from his very serious book. You can watch it on The Greene Space's youtube channel here --> https://youtu.be/Lr20bM3-F8s. And don't forget to check and see if Matt's coming to a town near you on his tour at everythingisawfulbook.com. We're taking a lil hiatus from the podcast while he's on tour, but keep your eyes on your feeds, we just might have a few surprises up our plaid flannel sleeves.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Krispy Kreme dust, fajita thievery, and diving deep into your Halloween party, aka Matt's Hell. Do NOT invite him to it. Unless there’s a Halloween lasagna. Plus comedian Jenny Yang joins the show for an interview and game of Which Is Worst. AND DON'T FORGET! Unhappy Hour's debut live performance is happening at The Greene Space in NYC on Wed, Oct 25th. You can buy tickets in the upcoming link & watch a livestream of the performance on Matt's Facebook! thegreenespace.org/events/thegreenespace/2017/oct/25/unhappy-hour-live/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Szechuan sauce riots, Kellysham Conway & diving deep into the #Squirreluminati. Then the hosts of Guys We F**ked join Matt in the stude for an interview and game of Who Would You Rather? AND DON'T FORGET! Unhappy Hour's debut live performance is happening at The Greene Space in NYC on Wed, Oct 25th. You can buy tickets in the upcoming link & watch a livestream of the performance on Matt's Facebook! thegreenespace.org/events/thegreenespace/2017/oct/25/unhappy-hour-live/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vagina Necklaces, President Beyoncé Knowles, and the greatest love story ever told: When Harry Styles met Matt. Plus! Bobby and Lindsey of Who! Weekly join Matt for an interview and game of Who or Them? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jon Snow’s wedding, WH emails, and diving deep into the upcoming Supreme Court case, CHARLIE CRAIG AND DAVID MULLINS V. MASTERPIECE CAKESHOP, while eating A WHOLE CAKE. Plus! Writer and comedian Joel Kim Booster joins the show for an interview and game of Who Do You Hate More? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RuPaul’s DragCon, Gay Marriage in Australia, and diving deep into the disaster that is taking gender too seriously. Plus, actor Nico Tortorella (TV Land’s Younger) joins Matt in the studio for an interview and a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mario Mario, spider propaganda, and diving deep into the worst types of roommates (basically, just Matt. Matt's an awful roommate). Plus, comedian and writer Ziwe Fumudoh (The Rundown with Robin Theade) joins the show for an interview and game of Which Is Worst! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Self-driving pizzas, despaciNO, and diving deep into old people. Plus, comedian, singer, illustrator, basically gay mogul Matteo Lane joins the show for an interview and intense game of Diva Deathmatch. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Funeral brawls, animatronic robot uprisings and diving deep into trendy ice cream flavors. To top it all off Heben Nigatu, co-host of Another Round, visits the stude to talk about her least favorite things and to debate white men with Matt. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Plague, Backstreet Boy farts, and diving deep into terrible ideas, (lookin’ at you, cheeto-themed restaurants). And comedian Aparna Nancherla joins the pod to complain about performing, podcasting and existing. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Despacito, skunks, and diving deep into straight people stuff with Fran Tirado (Hello Mr., Food 4 Thot). After that, Matt welcomes Christy Carlson Romano (Even Stevens, Kim Possible) to the show to vent about Disney, being a mom, and voice acting. So close your eyes, take a deep breath, and picture Kim Possible chatting with Matt, the original naked mole rat. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Princess Di's ghost, WH hackers, and diving deep into Matt's favorite topic: food. Specifically, foods he hates. Specifically, mac n cheese. Yeah. He goes there. Plus, the incredibly funny Gillian Jacobs (Community, Love) joins us for an interview and a game of Which Is Worst? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cheese or squash? Rabid or misunderstood squirrel? And diving deep into the murky world of straight white men. Plus, Nicole Polizzi and Joey Camasta, hosts of the podcast It's Happening, get wild with Matt. They talk Jersey Shore, drinking before 9:00 am, and play Bad Thing Bingo, a fun new game that is definitely a success! You can also hear Matt on It's Happening with Snooki & Joey.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Robot suicides, 30 contacts, and diving deep into the worst people on the Internet. Plus, Tracy Clayton, one half of the hit podcast Another Round, joins the show to talk about all the things she hates, swap horror squirrel stories, and play a round of “Which is Worst!” Thanks to Squatty Potty for sponsoring today's episode. Use the coupon 'unhappy' at checkout for a free Fruity Booty spray, just use this link. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bear attacks, gluten free communion wafers, and deep diving into Internet reviews. Plus, Matt visits Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson from the hit podcast, Throwing Shade, to talk the revolving nature of the news cycle, stand-up comedy tours, and play a round of “Who Do You Hate More?” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the debut episode of Unhappy Hour, Matt Bellassai talks the worst news of the week and dives deep into the horror that is Texas. Plus, inaugural guest Angela Kinsey (The Office, Netflix’s Haters Back Off) joins us over donuts and mimosas to complain about Texas, telemarketing and teeth. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Unhappy Hour is about everything we love to hate. Every week, professional whiner and award-winning drunk Matt Bellassai brings on guests to vent about the things they can't stand. It's like a late night talk show, except it's a podcast  so you can listen whenever you want. Upcoming guests include Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi from Throwing Shade, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu from Another Round, and Aparna Nancherla!  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices