Hello From The Magic Tavern

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett LyonsEvil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah FineoutEleanor the Manticore: Jill FenstermakerBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenCerulean/Schnenessa Freshgrave: Jessica McKennaAzure/Snaken Freshgrave: Zach ReinoGerm Crust: Mary TildenCaball’on Valentin: John SabineFlower: Brooke BreitSinging Sword: Erica ElamDon: Joey RomaineMyths and Legends Host: Jason WeiserHigh Time Queen: Brooke BreitProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMyths and Legends Theme Song: Broke for FreeAdditional Music: The Lesser Birds of ParadiseMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Checking in with the alternate reality versions of Arnie and the crew, transmitting from a B-movie science fiction universe. Secrets are revealed.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChant the Space Angel: Adal RifaiDr. Ulrich Zadore: Matt YoungSarah: Sarah MaherMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiHigh Time Queen: Brooke BreitProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandHello from the Future Theme Song: Nick GageMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanHello from the Future Logo: J. DouglassAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks to Andi Kristins. Royalty Free Music from Bensound.

Chunt’s mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion’s mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son’s friends.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEleanor the Manticore: Jill FenstermakerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienFoon Sponsor: Helen Zaltzman, host of the AllusionistMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFontleroy Obama: Demi AdejuyigbePepper: Miel BredouwTricia While Wearing Craig’s Hat: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHans Hoffman, Science Mothman: Hank GreenJoe Jeff Finknore: Jeffrey CranorMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesTricia While Wearing Craig’s Hat: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWeewoo the Modron: Chris PerkinsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: Greg Tito, and Ryan Marth from Siren Sound

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom. And we’ll be back Jan 14 with new episodes.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny NewsomeJamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlancRhapsody Gunderheirre: Symphony SandersFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: Rose Amer, Tim Schoen, Brad Davis, and the rest of the staff and crew at Thalia Hall.

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitGerm Crust: Mary TildenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie McCrackenAssorted Radio Callers: Sarah MaherCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceMagic Tavern and Wiccan Knitting Theme Musics: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSarah Maher: Sarah MaherSpintax: Charlie McCrackenFancy Blemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzMagic Tavern and Wiccan Knitting Theme Musics: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins.Credits:Chunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandGettin’ Nuts Theme: Brian ChardMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTraach: James D’AmatoCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDoris the Mummy: Lisa BurtonEugenia the Mummy: Mary Beth SmithMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Tyler SchmidtGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungStick the Squire: Felix TrenchCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/TAVERN code: TAVERN), Heineken, and Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/chunt code: CHUNT).

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesTechnical Difficulties Witch: Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhotography by: Arne ParrottSpecial Thanks: Steve Ahlman for audio assistance and the organizers and staff of iO’s Bentwood festival.Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDopel: Tim BaltzMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett LyonsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyDory the Dragon: Erika IshiiCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhotography by: Kyle TelechanSpecial Thanks: Troy Babbs, and to the Schrott Center including Brian, Bram, Kelsey, Sheila and many more.Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny NewsomeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGet your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here!

What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersGerm Crust: Mary TildenEvil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah FineoutMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGlobulous: Stuart WellingtonMamma Grousebush, creator of Cube Charter: Victoria RogersMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGlobulous’ Costume Creator: John HoltPhotography by: Jemma St. Ember and Kelly PalecznySpecial Thanks: Troy Babbs, and to the Schrott Center including Brian, Bram, Kelsey, Sheila and many more.

Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHoney Vandershrimp: Katie KleinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa.Credits:Flower: Brooke BreitMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGianessa Relkorus: Dana QuercioliTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenWinky Silks: Joey BlandMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMel Mole: Hayes DavenportMort Sauce: Sean ClementsWinky Silks: Joey BlandMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan MorrisBormp, the Au Pair: Jesse ThornMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAxelrod ReMax: Mark McConvilleChamblin Bunnycuddle: Matt GourleyBunny Bunnycuddle: Amanda LundMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungScholar: Craig CackowskiGlorbia: Jaime MoyerFoon Political Roundtable Hosts: Danielle Kurtzleben and Scott DetrowCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrystal the Genie: Lauren LapkusCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSchnenessa: Jessica McKennaSnaken: Zach ReinoCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenSoul Walker: Ross BryantCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzListen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic [stitcherpremium.com] and use promo code ‘MAGIC’.

After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMister Chauncey: Paul F. TompkinsJosh: Josh RichmondActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny NewsomeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzListen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’.

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny NewsomeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzListen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’.

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGrunkle the Garbage Lady: Betsy SodaroGwendolyn, Endolyn, and Todd: Lauren Shippen, Julia Morizawa, and Briggon Snow from The Bright SessionsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzListen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’.

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn’Leeviyah: Felicia DayMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzListen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’.

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin WilsonJamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBLancMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzAdditional Music: Ryan Anderson, Lemon Yellow Hayes, Brazzmatazz, Komiku, Cambo, Dee Yan-Key.

It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzOffices & Bosses is now available on Stitcher Premium. If you're not a Stitcher Premium member, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic  and use promo 'MAGIC' for a free month of listening!

Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetamore: Bill ArnettChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzOffices & Bosses is available on Stitcher Premium. If you're not a Stitcher Premium member, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo 'MAGIC' for a free month of listening!

We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWheel Bear: Farrell WalshMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSquibbert: Sarah ShockeyChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerDearest Scooter: Drew AckermanMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzThis episode is brought to you by Audible (www.audible.com/tavern) and Just For Men (www.jfmbestbeard.com code: BestBeard25).

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAlex Goldman: Alex GoldmanSpintax: Charlie McCrackenPJ Vogt: PJ VogtMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandReply All Music: Break Master CylinderMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: Brett Morris and Josh Richmond

Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWinky Silks: Joey BlandMichael Gunch: Ross BryantMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: Ryan Connor

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampDewey the Dolphin: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: Brett Morris and Josh Richmond

Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean KellySinging Sword: Erica ElamMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.)Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungConrad Von Plotz: David PlotzDanielle Kurtzleben: Danielle Kurtzlebennymbee: Storm DiCostanzoMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTechnical Difficulties Witch: Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We talk to a boy who used to be a bird.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBertramus: Joel Kim BoosterCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWade the Phoenix: Jordan KlepperJanet the Will-o’-the-Wisp: Maureen JohnsonCreators of Night Vale: Joseph Fink and Jeffrey CranorMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCerulean: Jessica McKennaAzure: Zach ReinoLioncelot: Greg SmithTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: Josh Richmond

Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPatti the Cockatrice: Laura GreyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youngnymbee: Storm DiCostanzoGrundle: Paul SabourinCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyAssorted Other Characters: Paul SabourinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrone Bakeress: Janet VarneyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig Davis: Dana GouldMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBarth: John ReynoldsSAD Bard: Jonathan MannBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottleibMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTechnical Difficulties Witch: Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhotographer: Danielle DeNoble

We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPulcifer the Unassuming: Mike PescaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenDripfang: Kevin ScirettaClaudia: Beth MelewskiEvil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah FineoutCockroach Clown: Gilbert GottfriedTomblain Belaroth (aka: A Series of Bats): Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxAdditional Music: Andy Poland and Brian ChardProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDevan Whistlestring: Chris LeeD’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim RyderBorghilde the Fortune Teller: Rebecca HansenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhotographer: Kyle TelechanFan Art: Kotta Katsuda

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungNathan Goodboy: Mike JimersonTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Tyler Schmidt

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGary, the Forest Nymph: Nnamdi NgweCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMister Chauncey: Paul F. TompkinsTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienAlice Corn: Kate JamesThrak the Thunder God: Brian Rosenworcel, drummer of GusterTwirl Squirrel and Girl Squirrel: Zach Reino and Jess McKennaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzGettin’ Nuts Theme: Brian Chard

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEternia: Becca BarishMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

I don't know... what if... we did a short one?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKermit the Raven: Todd BarryBraidwynn: Janet VarneyTimbo: Cole StrattonMatt Dabbin’: Matt BesserJasmine Honeygem: Danielle SchneiderMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhoto Credit: Miikka Skaffari

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.’Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitClaudia: Beth MelewskiMetanoid: Jorin GarguiloBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottleibMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRocky Cocodino: Tim LyonsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAprel Füls: Asher PerlmanMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish/52 Sacks of Flour: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’NeillBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingMetanoid: Jorin GarguiloBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottleibMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim RyderCaball’on Valentin: John SabineMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHergle the Gargoyle: Liz KirkwoodDaphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDaphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we've got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSigent the Spider: Cory DoctorowMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBrodus Tarver: Colt CabanaCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFig and Maple Milkweed: Nick Mestad and Emma PopeGlen Weldon: Glen WeldonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Dark Lord's Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a “carfoonist.”Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenCharles Schmutz: Scott KurtzKobold Hunters: Jay and Miles of Jay & Miles XPlain the XmenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhoto Credit: Beatriz Ilacqua-HooverSpecial Thanks: Emerald City ComiconCraig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGregor/Gianessa: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTechnical Difficulties Witch: Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa Relkorus: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDustin Hoofman the Satyr: Elliott KalanGlobulous the Bowtied Beholder: Stuart WellingtonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he'd like to change in the game of Mittens.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottleibMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more.Credits:Arnor: Blaine SwenSoul Walker: Ross BryantAxelrod ReMax: Mark McConvilleCouple Being Shown the Castle: Matt Gourley and Amanda LundPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’NeillBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingMetanoid: Jorin GarguiloMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Ross Bryant

Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let's check in with the town of Hogswood.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungMiss Quibbert: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzAdditional Music: Aric Jacover

This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching.Credits:Sarah Maher: Sarah MaherAdal Rifai: Adal RifaiInta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaGreg: Arnie NiekampBarbara: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Let's talk to Usidore's fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersGerm Crust: Mary TildenEvil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah FineoutSquibbert: Sarah ShockeyBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz“Roaring Orcs” by Eric from Dayton, Ohio

We're leaving on our quest in one week. But first... we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTabula the Butterfly: Michael HitchcockErin the Reverse-Mermaid: Erin WhiteheadMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzPhoto Credits: Shawn RobbinsSpecial thanks to SF Sketchfest

I do want to talk about badger stuff.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Justin OsterlingExtra Art: Jessica Osterout

Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we've met a kobold who's selling stuff.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTraach: James D’AmatoBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let's... get out of the tavern...Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax: TJ JagodowskiOoze: Paul GrondyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It's time to hear what he's learned.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzSpecial Thanks: David Herman

My name is Sarah Maher. And I'm trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I'm continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore.Credits:Sarah: Sarah MaherChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCan the Wizard: Arnie NiekampMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGeneral Leebad Fellatio: Atra AsdouMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

A new song and a big announcement you're going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpants: Meridith StepienCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz“Solstice Cheer” written and performed by Meridith Stepien

You know, it's been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCharles the Turkey: Scott AdsitSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyShan Gammador: Shannon CasonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzLive Photo: John H. AbbotSpecial ThanksThe Chicago Podcast FestivalJonathan PittsTyler GreeneThe Athenaeum TheatreRecording Engineer: Mikel PickettLive Engineer: Andrew DallasBread and Roses

Let's have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLager Brewerhead: Jon GabrusMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn’Leeviyah: Felicia DayMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPreckle: Ryan RidleyBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackinFfffp the Sentient Vapor: Holly LaurentArnor: Blaine SwenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzLive Photo: Daniel McGowanSpecial Thanks:Lore’s Aaron MahnkePop Culture Happy Hour’s Linda Holmes, Stephen Thompson, and Glen Weldon

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRoss the Fairy: Allison RinghandCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzCraig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWindsprinkle: Peter SagalMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Ellie Martin“Gas Wayne Yes My Star” Written and performed by: Mike Doughty

We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Memory: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Sponsors: Wondery/Secrets, Crimes and Audiotape, Zip Recruiter, and Cards Against HumanityCraig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We need some cheering up so we're having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungCaball’on Valentin: John SabineTannakin the Terrible: Sarah LogsdonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt/Thorn: Adal RifaiUsidore/Vlad/Chad/Brad/Tad: Matt YoungSimon Lemmington Bartholomew: Shad KunkleMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzThis episode is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity and ZipRecruiter.

Let this week's episode be a song that draws you in. You'll be okay.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungUrsula the Siren: Lindsey SmithRichard Seashanty and Pilk: Derek Dupuy and Mike SparaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.Credits:Carnival Wilson: Arnie NiekampWendigo Wilson: Adal RifaiUsidore the Black: Matt YoungTannakin the Terrible: Sarah FineoutEvil Bungaree Chubbins: Tom GotliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungInta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest...Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAxelrod ReMax: Mark McConvilleTannakin the Pinglet: Sarah FineoutMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!CreditsThe tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Bandit King: John ThibodeauxCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenSquibbert: Sarah ShockeySpintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackinTricia: Kate JamesMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Vaughn PinpinAdditional Thanks: Ryan Connor and Josh Richmond with Earwolf, and Mary Beth Smith with Sports Retorts.

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGerm Crust: Mary TildenTricia: Kate JamesMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Time to catch up on our many letters and packages.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungMelchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex EilhauerSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyLouis A. Shark: John Patrick CoanLois, a shark: Jen JacksonD’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim RyderCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Beth Tyrrell

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGracie, the Lonely Cult Member: Scott ElamKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan MessingMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode/Poster Art: Kevin Budnik

It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFibro Myalgia, the Goblin Queen: Kelsey KinneyAlabaster Camerdan: Tommy MarangesMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youngnymbee: Storm DiCostanzoGrundle: Paul SabourinBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’NeillBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it...him...them?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOoze: Paul GrondyBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

It feels like this may be it... our last chance to save Chunt.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDorian Deville: Zach ThompsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJosh Swollensword: Lawrence CollerdKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlancMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean KellySinging Sword: Erica ElamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrance Windowwhistle: Patrick RothfussVerron McShingleshane: Anthony CarboniBurger King Guy: Max TemkinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa Relkorus, Sheriff of Hogsface: Dana QuercioliJimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim BaltzKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerFlower: Brooke BreitBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottleibCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanProduction Assistance: Garrett Schultz

This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim BaltzMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Chris RathjenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason Knox

This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDr. Ward: Shane WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxAdditional Sound Effects by: InspectorJ and beman87 of Freesound.org

We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMelchoir: Alex EilhauerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThretta Dreamclimber: Andel SudikMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChad: David PasquesiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetanoid: Jorin GarguiloSpants/Gorgon: Meridith StepienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

What's a polite word for hag?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: The back catalog is going to be moved to different servers this week, so there’s a slight chance your podcatching app may flip out and try to download everything again. You may want to temporarily set it to only download the most recent episode. Sorry for the inconvenience!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia:  Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Phillipa: Abby McEnanyOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitBridge Troll: Padraic ConnellyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim RyderBlemish: Martin WilsonKellory Potter: Janet PotterMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia:  Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanEpisode Art: Vaughn Pinpin

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerBlemish: Martin WilsonKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitHonk: Ross KimballMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAssassin: Ross KimballBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPeter Smith: Daniel StraussOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick out of that.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandEpisode Art: Kevin Budnik

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLouis A. Shark: John Patrick CoanLois, a shark: Jen JacksonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.

There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpants: Meridith StepienGlenn Miller: Nick GageMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax?: TJ JagodowskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLeonard Kronkite: Lauren LopezBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandChu Chu’s Chow Restaurant Loop (and also the Vermilion Minotaur loop you hear every week but we’re terrible about crediting it) by Jason KnoxEpisode art provided by Tyler Canterbury

Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us.Credits:Chunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCan: Arnie NiekampBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy Poland

We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTannakin: Sarah FineoutSpants: Meridith StepienGlenn Miller: Nick GageMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandEpisode art provided by…we don’t know, we don’t remember, sorry… Did you draw this? Let us know!

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTannakin: Sarah FineoutOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy Poland

Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia:  Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy Poland

Earth. Stuff.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy Poland

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChip von Pierre: Jeff MurdochBippy von Pierre: Jo ScottOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandEpisode Art: Tyler Schmidt

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy CareyBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetamore: Bill ArnettSpants: Meridith StepienGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBridge Troll: Padraic ConnellyGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungUteriah: Nicky MargolisBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Scholar: Craig CackowskiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanSpecial Episode Art: Winnie SongRecorded Live at: XOXO Festival 2015

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEternia: Becca BarishBurger King Employee: Max TemkinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see… us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore’s robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpecial Guest: Brooke BreitGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienPuddle: Brian HoldenReverend: Jakob SchaefferSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTechnical Difficulties Witch: Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditors: Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverLive Audio Engineer: Mark SwiderskiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanRecorded Live at: iO Chicago as part of A Jangleheart Circus.

I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHungho: Brett LyonsOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraw: Joseph WalkerFlappy: Brian HoldenOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He’s my guest this week.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie McCrackinBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanSpecial Episode Art: Dave Innis

I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSoul Walker: Ross BryantOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanEpisode Art: Ross BryantAdditional Sound Effects from Mike Koenig via soundbible.com

She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSarah: Sarah MaherSpants: Meridith StepienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Hi! It’s Chunt. I’m the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.Credits:Chunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTom the Traveler: Steve WaltienBurger King Employee: Max TemkinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandSpecial Episode Art: Jillian SamowitzMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon…assuming you’re not a tree.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSouza Gurnick: Katie RichBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That’s a thing in Foon.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMerlinda Flimpery: Irene MarquetteOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanEpisode Art: Sadieh Rifai

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He’s an elf.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim RyderOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming…Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie McCrackinGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Boys’ night was so much fun I didn’t book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDon: Joey RomaineOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy Poland

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy Poland

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiMusic: Andy PolandEpisode Cover Art: Ross Bryant

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is… a big guy.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Barbarian: Mark LogsdonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiMusic: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface… and he’s here to see me!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn’t find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I’m feeling pretty homesick.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamMysterious Woman: …is a mystery…Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don’t really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I’ll find out today!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungInta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I’m told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name “Belaroth” sounds familiar.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Trachea: Megan O’NeillOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I’m not sure what to expect from him.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMan Yelling in Background: Evan JacoverMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean KellyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellBurger King Guy: Max TemkinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we’ll be good friends.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan Jacover and NOT Ryan DiGiorgi.Theme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I’m hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTom the Traveller: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason Knox

Hi. I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I’m still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon…Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason Knox