Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

Esteemed writer and housewives aficionado Roxane Gay honors Casey and Danielle with her presence again on the podcast and gives her thoughts on puppy gate, the sexless lives of the Vanderpump couples and the gift of a Tyler Perry quote. Plus, she joins Casey and Danielle in reading one of the most important scenes that had ever graced the Bravo screen, and dare we say, elevates this masterpiece. This episode is brought to you by Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), I’m Obsessed With This Podcast, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), MeUndies (www.meundies.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Modern Fertility (www.modernfertility.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Danielle gives a quick recap of this week’s episode of Real Housewives of NY.

Casey and Danielle are joined by dream guest and dream human, Kristen Wiig. Kristen has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Bravo and an unrivaled, astounding eye for detail. On the hallowed eve of New York’s premiere they discuss Bev Hills, Atlanta, Vanderump and unfortunately end up with more questions than answers. This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES), Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com/housewives80), and Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES).

A VERY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE. Casey and Danielle in conversation with Chelsea Handler. 

Danielle is joined by hilarious guest co-host Joel Kim Booster, who is fresh off a gay cruise and ready to take Lisa Vanderpump down (but only for the right reasons). They welcome lady of a thousand housewife voices Amy Phillips, who gives them all the inside scoop on Andy Cohen's baby shower/rave and comes up with a new housewife impression on the spot. They talk Porsha's engagement, LaLa's BJ's for PJ's, and most importantly, how you never enter a housewife dinner wearing shorts. NEVER!!!This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), MeUndies (www.meundies.com/HOUSEWIVES), Daily Harvest (www.daily-harvest.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey is joined by iconic special guest co-host Danny Pellegrino (host of the amazing podcast Everything Iconic). There's a new housewife in town and her name...is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. Beverly Hills is back and the first 45 seconds are as riveting as anything Casey and Danny have ever seen ever, ever. Ever. Ever. Joining them in Casey's basic rental house is the lovely Emily Arlook (Grownish) who has insights into Kristin Doute's anxiety and high hopes for Denise Richards. They cover Atlanta, Jersey, Vanderpump and the stripper at Casey's bachelorette party. We open with a snippet of James Kennedy and Ariana Madix's new (hit?) single PARTY. #WINNINGThis episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/housewives).

In this very special episode Casey and Danielle sit down with one Lena Dunham and dive into the wreckage that is Vanderpump Rules and the latest and greatest season of 90 Day Fiancé. They DEMAND to know why Lena only got into reality TV in 2019 (!!!!) and if, when she worked with him, Brad Pitt was "nice." It's a very special episode. Danielle and Casey cover Atlanta and Jersey and are still reeling from the violence of words between Eva and Marlo and fisticuffs that ensued between Danielle and Marge and Melissa. This episode is brought to you by Soludos (www.soludos.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Baked By Melissa (www.bakedbymelissa.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Start spreading the LU’S!!!! Hahaha!! Casey and Danielle are finally on Broadway!! Well. Broadway adjacent, but WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?! Joined by the disturbingly magnetic Andrew Rannells and the only normal person to ever be on reality TV, Gregg Bennett- they cover it all. And by all we mean how to suck a monkeys a**hole. It’s a powerful, beautiful night of THEATRE. Secial guest stars abound, namely one up and comer...Paul Wilson. This episode is sponsored by BLDHN (www.bldhn.com code: HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), and Daily Harvest (www.dailyharvest.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

The don’t want to grow up, they got plans to blow up! Danielle and Casey are back together and they don't care, so what....Actually they do care, but mostly about Lala and Sheana Shay's orgasm acting class. They talk Stassi's mom, Marlo's luggage, Porsha's pickles and all the fabulous housewives trips past, present and future. Happy OOTD day everyone!!!!This episode is brought to you by Black Monday on Showtime, Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com/housewives80), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Danielle is joined by hilarious writer and undercover housewives reporter Nicole Shabtai who brings us an (old) boot on the hallowed ground of New Jersey. Plus she asks the biggest most important question of our time “why weren’t cameras at Todd Tucker’s Micheal Jordan bday party?!!!” They are also joined by empath to the stars Jamie Stein who goes deep on the dark soul of Vanderpump Rules and Casey’s birthday Cameos to Danielle finally arrive, each one more glorious and “cutting” than the next. This episode is brought to you by BHLDN Wedding Dresses (www.bhldn.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), The Real Real (www.therealreal.com code: REAL), Quip (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Article (www.article.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle celebrate a new year and a new marriage...that will soon end in divorce, RIP Marty Caffrey and Danielle Staub, we hardly knew you. They are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Chelsea Devantez to talk Beer Cheese , morning fart time and the paper of Record: The Bergen NJ Record”. Plus Casey, always an onion, reveals a regretful roommate assault.This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), BHLDN Wedding Dresses (www.bhldn.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives).

Casey and Danielle have added a bonus holiday show. It’s the last night in the nook. Literally. And who better to stop by than Casey’s beloved husband David and his hilarious and delightful friend Daniel Libman who share thoughts on Jax and Friends. And a very special surprise guest pipes in. Casey and Danielle pay tribute to Penny Marshall and to the even more beloved nook, where we have all spent so much time together. Merry Christmas and Happy LU Year! Also HUGE Congrats to Andy Cohen on his big news! This episode is brought to you by bareMinerals (www.bareminerals.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives).

Casey and co-host Deanna Cheng get INTO IT with dream guest Rae Sanni who hits us with powerful insights and a phenomenal sermon On Shannon which is met with a standing ovation. Despite the holiday rush, Bravo has given us four housewives to catch up on as well as the gift of the Vanderpump premiere under the tree. We open them all! Happy Holidayzzzzz! If you want to be a distinguished background artist for Casey’s short film packed with stahhhh’s on Dec 13 from 2 to 8pm in LA - email daddioshort18@gmail.com and receive goodies and love and good fun we promise!This episode is sponsored by Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), bareMinerals (www.bareminerals.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Minted (text your photo to 22737), and ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).

BREAKING HOLIDAY NEWS, TOO

Casey is holding down the fort in the nook with special co-host, the wondrous Blair Beekan. They are divided on important issues such as: Are we more focused on the Housewives boobs or butts??? No objectifying here! They are joined by stand up comedian and all around lovely human, Camirin Farmer who has hilarious insights but also simple burning questions we all want answers to, such as, re: Dallas, "Who and why is Carrie?" The ladies rip through and rip apart four cities and no one is safe. Least of all Shane. This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Call Your Girlfriend, Thrive Market (www.thrivemarket.com/housewives), and JustFab (www.justfab.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Bitch Sesh is Live from Vulture Fest with the most special guest Leslie Grossman who graces our heads and hearts with so many important thoughts and one AMAZING phone call. This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Minted (www.minted.com), Zero (www.quitwithzero.com/HOUSEWIVES), and JustFab (www.justfab.com/HOUSEWIVES).

What a week!!! Two premieres (Atlanta and Jersey), two face lifts and two gorgeous hilarious men in the satellite nook, Matt McConkey and Rob Sudduth. Also Casey phones in with a special dedication to celebrate the birth of our new lord and savior , Brooklyn Daly (Kenya’s baby) This episode is brought to you by Living Proof (www.livingproof.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES), bareMinerals (www.bareminerals.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Framebridge (www.framebridge.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Thrive Market (www.thrivemarket.com/housewives), Outdoor Voices (www.outdoorvoices.com/SESH), and Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).

IT’S THE 3rd ANNUAL BITCH SESH HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA! Where grown humans do Andy Cohen cos play! Casey and Danielle are joined live at Largo by costumed national treasures Vanessa Bayer (Darcey) and Bryan Safi (Paul) for scenes and song and judging of the Halloween Parade. For images and costumes go to Casey and Danielle’s instagrams. @caseyrosewilson and @daniellecarolinescheider This episode is brought to you by Lightbox (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives code: HOUSEWIVES), Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES), Grove (www.grove.co/HOUSEWIVES), and Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Danielle and Casey are joined by Housewives Historian Brian J. Moylan and he has a big announcement. (HINT: He will be making more money off the housewives backs!) They discuss OC, DALLAS and where the franchise is headed. Dream of dreamzzzz they are all then joined by 90 Day Fiancé Historian Shira Caspe Weiss who explains why the tide is turning and why we must all hop aboard. This episode is brought to you by Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), Zero (www.quitwithzero.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Thrive Market (www.thrivemarket.com/housewives).

Casey and Danielle tricked the guest of their dreams into the nook, hold him hostage to talk housewives and he rises to the occasion. Andrew Rannells ( Book of Mormon, Girls) has strong thoughts on vaginal rejuvenation, which Dallas cast member looks like a Gremlin, and of course his days in the sun Nene Leeks. Special thanks to Kathleen Gibson for all her musical help ( duh , of course there will be song).This episode is brought to you by Evelyn and Bobbie (www.evelynbobbie.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Wander Beauty (www.wanderbeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES), Framebridge (www.framebridge.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Chef Steps (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the extremely attractive and fearlessly opinionated Joel Kim Booster. He will say some truths that will have you questioning your very being. And he will be right. The trio discuss Orange County, Dallas, the Jeff Lewis scandal, Atlanta pregnancies, and, of course, more 90 Day Fiance. This episode is brought to you by Evelyn and Bobbie (www.evelynbobbie.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Chef Steps (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES), Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Grove (www.grove.co/housewives).

Casey and Danielle are joined by the delightfully savage Alec Sulkin, executive producer of Family Guy and writer of Ted and Ted 2. He is self admittedly “fluent” in housewives and has some VERY tough feedback for some of our gals. Casey and Danielle also OFFICIALLY are all in on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days. We ask you to please respect their decision at this time and as Kelly Dodd eloquently put it “Hit it or Quit it.” This episode is brought to you by Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/housewives), Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), Joule Sous Vide (www.chefsteps.com/Joule code: HOUSEWIVES), and Kopari (www.koparibeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Bitchsesh is back and, much like Leanne’s beer burps, sometimes Casey and Danielle are gonna utter things that are difficult to hear, like Steve Lodge brought some sex appeal this week. Also Casey defends her controversial spinning statement, while Deanna Cheng chimes in in defense of Carole, and OC’s Emily defends her dork. This episode is brought to you by Imperfect Courage by Jessica Honegger, Prepd (www.getprepd.com code: PREPDHOUSEWIVES), and Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/HOUSEWIVES).

WE'REEEEEEE BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK! Danielle and Casey are back in the nook! Lord lift us up where we belong! Danielle has another devastating tale of woe concerning her nether region and Casey has a burning workout question and demands answers. They cover NYC Reunion Part 3, Dallas, the end of Potomac, snoozeroo O.C and 90 DAY FIANCE BEFORE THE 90 DAYS DO WHAT WE SAY AND START WATCHING! With special 90 Day Fiance correspondent, Clare Mukherjee.This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), Outdoor Voices (www.outdoorvoices.com/sesh), Teami (www.teamiblends.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

We Interrupt this Vacation...because Danielle needed to get some stuff off her chest about the NYC reunions and more!! Plus empath Jamie Stein returns with some deep thoughts on the feud that has rocked this nation and Danielle gives the world the performance they've been asking for (well, three people on twitter asked for). Also Casey has a summer watching assignment for everyone, will you heed her call? We'll be back next week with our regularly scheduled bitch sesh...

A mini ep from a vacationing Casey Wilson who refuses to stay silent (about a lot of things). No Tagging! Byeeeee!!!

Casey and Danielle are joined by the MF Powerhouse that is Jessi Klein. Emmy winning producer and writer, actress and author of the best selling memoir “You’ll Grow Out of It.” YOU WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE IT’S SO FUNNY. Oh, and Casey shares with Jessi and Danielle that she routinely pees in a cup in her car. Bye! Listen to new bonus episodes only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/housewives and use promo code ‘HOUSEWIVES’.

Casey and Danielle are on the road and wearing Beverly Beach bikinis YOU’RE WELCOME. Grab your life jackets as they discuss the boat trip and shit stains from hell, defend Craig’s right to sew and perform a scene settling the Carole vs. Bethany debate once and for all. Enjoy a Bravo soundscape that opens the show created by Jennifer Li and Marc Jackson that will change your life forever. Paul Wilson, while devastated to be traveling during the DC show, would like everyone to know “Our celebrity Family Feud Episode airs Sunday March 12th.” Casey and Danielle will be back in September! This episode is brought to you by Care/Of (www.takecareof.com code: HOUSEWIVES) and Kopari (www.koparibeauty.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Mama Mia, what an episode! Before they break for the summer, much like Carole (RIP), Casey and Danielle are joined by the multi-talented and multi-tasking June Diane Raphael and she has come with thoughtz!!! On Luanne's lawsuit, Vicky's sexual prowess and Deuteronemy. Plus Casey suggests a new business plan for Cut fitness and Matt McConkey chimes in with another gorgeous review/Faniston plea.This episode is brought to you by The Spy Who Dumped Me, Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days.

Trigger warning: This episode includes some information about Whispering Angel Rose that may be hard to “swallow.” Danielle is back in the nook and it feels so good. She and Casey are joined by all time fan favorite Ira Madison III and they get deep into Danielle’s pubes, Casey’s stalking of a reality star and Ira reveals his podcast beats Super Soul Sunday on the chartzzz. NYC, Potomac, OC and Southern Charm are discussed - at length. Gather yourselves! This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/housewives), The Spy Who Dumped Me, Ben & Jerry’s (store.benjerry.com), Postmates (code: HOUSEWIVES), BioClarity (www.bioclarity.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

EPISODE OF THE SUMMAH! Casey is joined in the nook by the hilarious Blair Beeken, the incomparable Danny Pelligrino and fan write in Zachary Sergi who had lots of behind the scenes RHONY info to share. WE GOT INTO IT. And the result is electric. We discuss past iconic moments and present disturbing moments such as "I'm gonna leave hand prints on your f***ing ass." WTFFFFFFF! This episode is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s, The Spy Who Dumped Me, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Danielle has some breaking news.

Casey is back in the nook and it feels so good. Joining her for this miniature ep is Deanna Cheng who, while recently having been attacked by a dog, looks fresh as a daisy. They discuss Casey’s dirty past, the promo for THE NYC boat trip we have all been waiting for and can’t remember Dennis’s name for the life of them. And they shant be taking that on. 

Casey is live at Largo and joined by co host Jessica Chaffin who is ON FIRE. Angel on earth Jamie-Lynn Sigler guests and DESTROYS in the role of Tinsley to Casey’s Dale as they examine seven eggs via FaceTime. Jamie gamely plays Housewives line or Sopranos Line? And Erin Gibson joins to share a tale of when her HUSBAND made out with Luanne. The boots on the ground are WILD. Get into it !This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES) and Postmates (code: HOUSEWIVES).

Bitch Sesh fave Ana Ortiz is back this week and so is Daa-yul, and both are a breath of fresh in these dark times. They talk Bobby Z. (RIP), Teresa's rage filled new body and the over abundance of terrible old white men. Plus Ana imagines what all the housewives are like in bed (spoiler alert: Tinsley is a freak!) This episode is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s (store.benjerry.com), SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle are live from Onion Fest in Chicago - home of Scott the Coupon King! Hear excerpts from the show, a takedown of a couple that belongs in jail from Southern Charm, the craziest BOTG yet and some poignant music from Kathleen Gibson. Plus Casey reviews the weeks latest shows from Atlanta, home of Kroy’s minivan! This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES), Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Texture (www.texture.com/HOUSEWIVES).

This week Danielle reports from the "Satellite Nook" with special co-host/ Justin Theroux hater Matt McConkey who alerts Danielle to the fact that mediums can google people to get info on them. They are joined by the hilarious writer of Ibiza Lauryn Kahn to talk Sonja's washing frequency (not enough), Bethany's nudity frequency (too much) and which housewife they want to sit on their lap while they give blood. This episode is brought to you by SockFancy, Leesa, and Stamps.com.

Bitchsesh is back with special co-host/royal watcher/Scheana Shay apologist Leslie Grossman who chides Danielle for being late to Vanderpump though she has her own (Valetta) skeletons in the closet. Then Hotwives co-creator Dannah Phirman stops by to talk bad lighting and snow globe abundance. They delve into the boring "BeSerkshires", Robyn's umbrella work, Shep's bloated good looks and whether two different kinds of sperm are actually allergic to one other. 

Casey and Danielle sit down with guestS Nicole Shabtai and Doug Mand. This attractive, hilarious couple has a lot to say about all things Housewives and have even brought their own watching habit issues to their couples therapist. Breakthrough's are made. Casey and Danielle also grapple with a missed event and accuse guilty parties. And Casey makes an announcement concerning a surprise visitor to her home that no one will be ready for...This episode is sponsored by threadUP (www.threadUP.com/HOUSEWIVES) and Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Lu's drunken tirade, Tinsley's primal scream, Cameron's husband's penis, Kyle's stolen purses, Nivea moisturizer, so much to cover and Casey and Danielle take it ALL on this week with the help of Deanna Cheng and Dennis Rodman.God bless America!This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Stamps.com (www.stamps.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Fabletics (www.fabletics.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey, Danielle and April open the live show wearing their best Ramona, Sonja and Dorinda from the Halloween show. They are joined by the HILARIOUS AND GIFTED Kaitlin Olson (moonlighting as Carole/Amelia E.). Kaitlin performs a Dorinda for the ages that should win a goddamn Oscar or Nobel Peace Prize.  This episode is brought to you by Box of Style (www.boxofstyle.com/BitchSesh), Leesa (www.leesa.com//HOUSEWIVES), Lola (www.mylola.com code: HOUSEWIVES40), and BioClarity (www.bioclarity.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle get their eyes and vaginas on Kyle Richards new black and white checked foyer (vaginas because they attempted to do the splits with her, naturally). Enjoy the first half of our interview with Kyle Richards. The second half can be found on Stitcher Premium along with 16 other bonus episodes.

A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Danielle and Casey welcome writer of Pitch Perfect 1, 2 and 3 and DIRECTOR (!!!) of the current box office hit BLOCKERS: Kay Cannon. She is a doll and most importantly... a huge housewives fan! Also we have a VERRRRY special listener request.... cryptic! This episode is brought to you by Box of Style (www.boxofstyle.com/BITCHSESH), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle have a lot to cover and they didn’t even get into Southern Charm yet! Atlanta, Bev Hills, Vanderpump and the NY premiere! Watching these shows is their burden and cross to bear but they do it for you! You’re welcome! They discuss WWHL, Paul’s twitter and Vanessa Bayer has another very specific recommendation.This episode is brought to you by Rachel Zoe Box of Style (www.boxofstyle.com/bitchsesh code: BITCHSESH), Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).Listen to new “Bonus Sesh" episodes of Bitch Sesh, starting April 11th on Stitcher Premium! Go to stitcherpremium.com/housewives and use code 'HOUSEWIVES' for a free month of listening! 

Casey and Danielle thought Watch What Happens Live was the pinnacle of this week/life. They were wrong. Last night they welcomed feminist icon, cultural critic, New York Times best selling author, funny MF and Bravo OBSESSED, Roxane Gay. She is all things and more. They talk Vanderpump, Dorit Dorit Dorit and the nose ring heard round the world. This episode is sponsored by Rachel Zoe Box of Style (boxofstyle.com/bitchsesh code: BITCHSESH), Tripping.com (www.tripping.com/HOUSEWIVES) and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle sing and dance their way to Broadway (adjacent!). Here is a condensed version of the show featuring TONY MF AWARD WINNER Laura Benanti. She talks doing Lu's cabaret, Nanny Kay, Pink Dog and lowers herself to sing with Casey and Danielle. (The rest of the show can be seen on tour)

Dream of Dreams guest Bryan Safi returns to the nook, like Eileen returning to Beverly Hills (except HE has his hair figured out). Casey apologizes for sleeping on Drag Race, Danielle sings her childhood sorrows, Bryan dissects Sheree's forced photo shoot, and they all live in fear of Erika Jayne's quiet anger.Plus, special in the field reporting from Nicole Shabtai, where she answers Casey's age old question from last week, "Who is that small man with Lisa Vanderpump?" and Casey's husband David makes his first (and slightly drunken) appearance on the podcast with some hot takes on Jax. This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Zola (www.zola.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle fly guestless in the nook. It feels good to be home! They cover it all from the breathtaking new RHONY trailer, having housewives as guests, Marlo’s swim goggle glasses and PK’s tiny arms. NO TAGGING MF’S!!!!!! Jamie Stein weighs in with a Bev Hills dispatch from an empath. Summer tour dates and cities on Casey and Danielle’s instagram: caseyrosewilson and daniellecarolineschneiderThis episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Leesa (www.leesa.com/HOUSEWIVES), Stamps.com (www.stamps.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and thredUP (www.thredup.com/HOUSEWIVES).

With Special Guest Erika Jayne.This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Thouroughbreads in theaters March 9th, Quip Toothbrush (www.getquip.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Tripping.com (www.tripping.com/HOUSEWIVES).

Casey and Danielle kick off the show by telling us all the Housewives questions they want answered. Don't forget to set your DVRs to the RHOBH premiere Dec 1!

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