The Two Mikes - On the Record
Mike Parry and Mike Graham sit down to tell their greatest tales and stories from around the world. Fleet Street to America and all the adventures in between. Now, The Two Mikes are finally going on the record.
Episodes
168: Porkyvision (May 2019)
The Two Mikes catch us up with the latest TV including: Line of Duty, This Time with Alan Partridge, Killing Eve and Good Morning Britain on this highly significant edition of On the Record...
18/04/19•38m 3s
167: Water load of nonsense
The Two Mikes discuss various fluids (some going in and some coming out) on the latest On the Record...
16/04/19•38m 35s
166: The heart of the problem
The Two Mikes discuss MG's recent car park clash, Mick Jagger's heart problems and Porky's health on the latest On the Record...
11/04/19•42m 28s
165: The presidential address
The Two Mikes get political as they discuss Donald Trump, The Spice Girls, Amtrak, Tony Blair, George W Bush and John F Kennedy on the latest On the Record ...
09/04/19•36m 44s
164: Porkyvision (April 2019)
It's the monthly TV review courtesy of Mike Parry and Mike Graham and this one is very much post-watershed as The Porkmeister reports on some shocking scenes of an adult nature On the Record...
04/04/19•36m 35s
163: Ask Porky (April 2019)
Mike Graham bowls your questions at Mike Parry and the Porkmeister knocks them out of the park. It's the latest Ask Porky On the Record...
02/04/19•40m 58s
162: Serious Journalism
The Two Mikes get stuck into some of the recent stories you may have missed from Porky's journals and beyond with subjects including Jack the Ripper, sleep, dogs, country living, Japan and Flashdance on the latest On the Record...
28/03/19•37m 17s
161: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 9)
Old MG helps Mike Porky Parry get stuck into the latest works from his gargantuan book collection including: How Was It For You?: Women, Sex, Love and Power in the 1960s by Virginia Nicholson, The Case for Trump by Victor Davis Hanson, the latest release centred around King Henry VI, and Arabs: A 3,000 Year History of Peoples, Tribes and Empires by Tim Mackintosh-Smith on the latest (highly informative) edition of On the Record...
26/03/19•39m 48s
160: It might leave a bad taste in the mouth
The Two Mikes discuss oral ailments, socialism, the North Korean economy and paying for sex on the latest On the Record...
21/03/19•46m 8s
159: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 8)
On this On the Record, two more titles are up for review by esteemed critic Mike Porky Parry and trusty sidekick Mike Graham; The World I Fell Out Of by Melanie Reid and A Fabulous Creation: How the LP Saved Our Lives by David Hepworth...
19/03/19•34m 9s
158: Highly charged
The Two Mikes discuss Christmas parties, wind turbines, expensive phones and the French on the latest On the Record...
14/03/19•45m 47s
157: Porkyvision (March 2019)
It's the monthly TV 'review' from Mike Porky Parry, with a little bit of help from Old MG...
12/03/19•42m 0s
156: Morality, Mortality, Insanity and Humanity
The Two Mikes discuss aerial dilemmas, German war tactics, the Monkees and the history of man on the latest On the Record...
07/03/19•39m 43s
155: Ask Porky (March 2019)
It's the latest Porkmeister Q&A On the Record as Mike Graham poses your questions and queries to the great Agony Uncle himself Mike Porky Parry...
05/03/19•41m 48s
154: Super Cali's narcissistic traffic is atrocious
The Two Mikes discuss California after MG's recent visit and Porky catches him up on some of the news he may have missed while he was away on the latest On the Record...
28/02/19•37m 34s
153: Financial and personal affairs
The quality of the rich vs. the poor, a different kind of Valentines celebration, oddly located musical instruments and the morality squad are the latest topics up for discussion On the Record...
26/02/19•38m 30s
152: Porkyvision (February 2019 Bonus)
Mike Parry returns to take Mike Graham through all the latest TV on this bonus Porkyvision On the Record...
21/02/19•38m 59s
151: Old habits die hard
The Two Mikes discuss Porky's health hypotheses, inopportune times to smoke, getting 'brewers droop' and their old mate, the enigma that is Mickey Brennan returns on the latest On the Record...
19/02/19•40m 20s
150: Mariana, Mary and Margaret
The Two Mikes take a look into a few unsolved mysteries on the latest On the Record...
14/02/19•42m 32s
149: Campbell's: can painting and man dating
The Two Mikes discuss Porky's local connections, New York life, Andy Warhol's talent and model (mis)behaviour on the latest On the Record...
12/02/19•36m 24s
148: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 7)
Mike Parry (ably assisted by Mike Graham) reviews three more titles including: The Boot Brothers; the story of the Dassler feud, Withdrawn Traces: Searching for the Truth about Richey Manic by Sarah Hawys Roberts and Making Evil: The Science Behind Humanity's Dark Side by Dr Julia Shaw on the latest On the Record...
07/02/19•44m 57s
147: Porkyvision (February 2019)
It's the latest telly review On the Record from Mike Porky Parry and Old MG featuring an abundance of rogerisation, a smattering of bladderation and a large dollop of death. For once!
05/02/19•36m 34s
146: .....It's fun to pay on lay-by holidays
The Two Mikes discuss The Village People, the German working week, unexpected sexual encounters and the Sundance festival on this very eclectic edition of On the Record...
31/01/19•34m 55s
145: Ask Porky (February 2019)
The latest edition of On the Record is February's Ask Porky; perhaps as a form of rebellion for just how long January goes on (and on and on). Mike Parry answers more of your questions, qualms and queries...
29/01/19•40m 54s
144: Gangrene and Gangsters
Going to the ballet, Ivan the Terrible, old cars, tidying up and the Krays are the latest selection of topics up for discussion on the latest On the Record...
24/01/19•38m 43s
143: The source and the sauce
The Two Mikes dip back into Fleet Street for more tales of drunkenness, debauchery and desperation on the latest On the Record...
22/01/19•40m 21s
142: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 6)
Mike Parry brings three new titles to Mike Graham's reading desk; Cooperman!: The Life of Tommy Cooper by Ian Carroll, Mr Five Per Cent: The Many Lives of Calouste Gulbenkian by Jonathan Conlin and Lab Rats: How Silicon Valley Made Work Miserable for the Rest of Us by Dan Lyons - (as well as a collection of personal stories) - on this On the Record...
17/01/19•43m 42s
141: Media bias
The Two Mikes get stuck into a few old Fleet Street colleagues who were prepared to 'go the extra mile' to get ahead on the latest On the Record...
15/01/19•38m 23s
140: His pen was no match for his sword
The Two Mikes explore a couple of lives filled with mass rogerisation on the latest On the Record...
10/01/19•33m 45s
139: Porkyvision (January 2019)
Porky brings MG up to speed as to what he chose to watch over the festive period on this installment of On the Record...
08/01/19•39m 17s
138: Ask Porky (January 2019)
Mike Graham asks your questions and Mike Parry answers them in his own inimitable way on the first On the Record of 2019...
03/01/19•44m 26s
137: A lack of spatial awareness
The Two Mikes discuss Neil Young, space exploration, joyriding road-sweepers and Italy on the latest On the Record...
27/12/18•34m 0s
136: So that's why mums don't go to Iceland
The Two Mikes discuss Iceland, social boasting, flimsy fighter jets and Gone with the Wind on the latest epic episode of On the Record...
20/12/18•33m 45s
135: Porkyvision (December 2018)
Porky brings MG right up to speed with all the latest from the small screen including his thoughts on Mrs Wilson, Death and Nightingales and loads more besides on this tangential episode of On the Record...
18/12/18•40m 41s
134: Dipso Facto
The Two Mikes discuss alcohol and its effects (especially on chefs), making the perfect cocktail, putting on weight, heavy smoking, failing to exercise and the price of a cinema ticket on this health conscious episode of On the Record...
13/12/18•32m 39s
133: The good news is you're getting the boot
The Two Mikes discuss sackings, pay-offs and management mishaps from their Fleet Street days on the latest On the Record...
11/12/18•38m 42s
132: Ask Porky (December 2018)
Mike Graham turns question master as 'Agony Uncle' Mike Parry answers the latest batch of your quandaries, queries and inquiries on the latest 'Ask Porky' On the Record...
06/12/18•44m 32s
131: Porky. Bears. A grudge.
The Two Mikes discuss Bonanza, bears, big wins and Brazil on the latest On the Record...
04/12/18•36m 49s
130: Porkyvision (November 2018 Bonus)
Mike Graham provides the platform for the ever up-with-the-times TV reviewer Mike Parry to lend his critical eye to Blood, Little Drummer Girl, Coronation Street and The Sweeney on this episode of On the Record…
29/11/18•36m 3s
129: Mobs, slobs and knobs
The Two Mikes discuss protest marchers, people with piercings, building your own bar and butter on the latest On the Record...
27/11/18•48m 43s
128: Never seen one? That explains a lot...
The Two Mikes discuss psychiatrists, hospitals, pornography and Sex and the City on the latest On the Record…
22/11/18•34m 7s
127: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 5)
For the latest book review, Mike Porky Parry gives a detailed critique of 'Sex Scandals in American Politics' by Alison Dagnes (with a little anecdotal assistance from Old MG)...
20/11/18•35m 28s
126: We may (or may not) be able to work it out
The Two Mikes discuss middle aged women in debt, famous lads no-showing a mate's funeral, putting your mouth where your money is and Porky's bothersome bonce on this On the Record...
15/11/18•36m 18s
125: Porkyvision (November 2018)
Porky the TV critic is back with his latest assessment of some of the shows to grace your screens over the recent weeks and months on this edition of On the Record...
13/11/18•43m 13s
124: The Bouncing Czech and the bouncing cheque
The Two Mikes discuss Porky's TV exploits, Oyster cards, Robert Maxwell's death, Colonel Gaddafi and David Cameron's prospective political return on the latest On the Record...
08/11/18•36m 42s
123: Ask Porky (November 2018)
Mike Graham asks your questions and Mike Parry answers them. It's the latest Ask Porky from the Two Mikes; On the Record of course...
06/11/18•40m 15s
122: A bunch of animals
The Two Mikes discuss hunting holidays, pampering parties, primate proceedings and homeless hierarchies on the latest On the Record...
01/11/18•31m 31s
121: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 4)
The two titles up for review this time are: Napoleon: The Man Behind The Myth by Adam Zamoyski and Bring It On Home: Peter Grant, Led Zeppelin and Beyond: The Story of Rock's Greatest Manager by Mark Blake.
30/10/18•42m 8s
120: Horses for Courses
The Two Mikes discuss commercials, riots, celebrity endorsements, Timothy Dalton and press officers as they celebrate four million listens on the latest On the Record...
25/10/18•32m 18s
119: Manny Klein, tonight is your lucky night
The Two Mikes discuss Taki, Neil Armstrong, Jimmy Carter and the Kennedy's on the latest On the Record...
23/10/18•38m 47s
118: Lobby ladies and labour lobbying
The Two Mikes discuss Russian prostitutes, the working week, Nicola Sturgeon and grudge-holding staff on the latest On the Record...
18/10/18•39m 13s
117: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 3)
Mike Parry deconstructs two more gripping titles; The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis and Rival Queens: The Betrayal of Mary, Queen of Scots by Kate Williams on this real page turner of an episode of On the Record...
16/10/18•34m 23s
116: Too much of a good thing?
The Two Mikes discuss the loss of one of Europe's great rogerisers, Nigella Lawson, weight related medical conditions and indulgent selfies on the latest On the Record...
11/10/18•38m 6s
115: Porkyvision (October 2018)
Mike Parry gives us the low down on what you should and shouldn't be watching on the box; it's the Two Mikes' latest TV review...
09/10/18•32m 27s
114: Ask Porky (October 2018)
Porky answers your latest batch of queries and quandaries on this bumper episode of On the Record...
04/10/18•40m 37s
113: Beatles, Battles, Bubbles and Bobbys
The Two Mikes get stuck into John Lennon, Abba, the Duke of Wellington, sparkling wine, Jean Paul Getty and a particularly thorough police investigation on this historic episode of On the Record...
02/10/18•36m 34s
112: Who is the mysterious Black Widow?
A newly rediscovered Porky story, a prurient priest, a celeritous cyclist and a recent bar-gument are the latest batch of topics up for discussion On the Record...
27/09/18•37m 27s
111: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 2)
It's the latest Two Mikes book review as Mike Parry guides Mike Graham through the pages of Vietnam: An Epic Tragedy by Sir Max Hastings, Moneyland: Why Thieves and Crooks Now Rule The World by Oliver Bullock, and John Law: A Scottish Adventurer of the Eighteenth Century by James Buchan...
25/09/18•37m 42s
110: Plot Predictions, Predilections and the Promiscuous
The Two Mikes discuss The Bodyguard, container consummation, political pulling power and professional footballers on the latest On the Record...
20/09/18•37m 16s
109: Porkyvision (September 2018)
Press, Succession and Wanderlust. No not Mike Parry's career trajectory, these are the latest TV shows up for review on the latest Porkyvision On the Record...
18/09/18•33m 57s
108: Prominent members (and their prominent members)
The Two Mikes discuss Johnson's old chap, an old chap's Johnson, the latest Royal wedding and MG's memoirs on the latest On the Record...
13/09/18•38m 39s
107: Ask Porky (September 2018)
Mike Parry answers your questions on subjects including travel, the internet and the property market on the latest On the Record...
11/09/18•38m 30s
106: Dying for a couple of pints
The Two Mikes discuss diseases, heart failure, curling and the price of beer on the latest On the Record...
06/09/18•36m 11s
105: The Porky Review of Books (September 2018)
Mike Parry reviews: The Real Enid Blyton , Memoirs of a Wartime Interpreter and The Reluctant Billionaire on the latest rogerising, bladderating and unashamedly ostentatious episode of On the Record...
04/09/18•34m 17s
104: All I need is the Eire that I breathe
The Two Mikes discuss The Pope, Lord Mountbatten, getting around America and idyllic assignments on the latest On the Record...
30/08/18•36m 48s
103: Loons, Moons and Goons
The Two Mikes discuss Jim Davidson, Danny Boyle, Thunderbirds puppets and celestial mnemonics on this episode of On the Record...
28/08/18•32m 59s
102: The Porky Book Review (August 2018)
In the first of a brand new (soon-to-be) regular feature, Mike Parry casts his critical eye over selected works from the page including Imperial Twilight, From the Mill to Monte Carlo and Goldfinger and Me on the latest compelling chapter of On the Record...
23/08/18•38m 58s
101: Japanese Life and Siberian Times
The Two Mikes discuss oxymoronic mammals, Japanese proclivities, lacklustre lecturers and hallucinogenic herbs on this episode of On the Record...
21/08/18•36m 12s
100: Ask Porky (August 2018)
Mike Graham provides the questions you want asked and Mike Parry provides you with the answers you were (probably) hoping for on the latest On the Record...
16/08/18•43m 53s
99: Bohemians and Bovines
The Two Mikes discuss the hippie myth, unfortunate agricultural deaths and early school crushes on the latest On the Record...
14/08/18•34m 56s
98: Having nun of it
The Two Mikes get stuck into nuns, cartoon lookalikes, songwriting disputes, summer holidays and their upcoming live show on this On the Record...
09/08/18•33m 32s
97: Spirited Away
The Two Mikes discuss gin, life-saving decisions, cinema shenanigans and marathon maniacs on the latest On the Record...
07/08/18•35m 45s
96: Porkyvision (August 2018)
The Two Mikes get stuck into the latest TV (and more) including The Wright Stuff, BBC Sport, Travels in Trumpland and Poldark on this very post watershed edition of On the Record...
02/08/18•41m 0s
95: The AAAAAARGH-chen Strangler
The Two Mikes discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation, the death of the coal mine, Venezuelan inflation and Porky's latest campaign on this On the Record...
31/07/18•37m 7s
94: Albatross or Al-Qaeda?
The Two Mikes get stuck into Saddam Hussein, drummers who look like terrorists, Porky's property portfolio, wide rivers and debauched rock stars on the latest opinionated, illuminated, often imitated but never duplicated On the Record podcast...
26/07/18•33m 7s
93: Star Wars
The Two Mikes get stuck into the Stars, people who buy terrible newspapers, Thunderball and the Hamptons on the latest On the Record...
24/07/18•36m 37s
92: Ask Porky (July 2018)
Mike Parry is in a particularly bullish mood to answer the latest batch of your questions, posed as always by MG...
19/07/18•35m 25s
91: Pork like an Egyptian
The Two Mikes discuss bootleg bladderation, Egyptian etymology, ludicrous local lawmaking and Brown's banking buffoonery on the latest On the Record...
17/07/18•43m 15s
90: Porkyvision (July 2018)
The Two Mikes' return with their usual (definitely factually accurate) TV review...
12/07/18•33m 23s
89: Have you seen the time...or the crime (drama)?
The Two Mikes discuss watches, Fox's and detectives on the latest On the Record...
10/07/18•37m 34s
88: You've Gotti be kidding me
The Two Mikes discuss castles, geographical boundaries, terrible movies and shambolic stag dos on the latest On the Record...
05/07/18•35m 7s
87: Get off your arse and head for the university of life
The Two Mikes get stuck into lazy students, dating apps, work perks and dangerous liaisons on the latest On the Record...
03/07/18•34m 54s
86: Ask Porky (June 2018)
The oracle that is Mike Parry answers a bumper batch of your questions in the latest round of Ask Porky...
28/06/18•41m 19s
85: He put the dick in dictionary
Samuel Johnson, troublesome moths, roving reporters and Koko the g'rilla are the latest bunch of animals to make the headlines On the Record...
26/06/18•36m 51s
84: Airing your dirty laundry
The Two Mikes discuss washing, the troubles of Rabbie Burns, long train journeys and Gosport on this episode of On the Record...
21/06/18•37m 22s
83: Part Porky's versions, Part Porkyvision
It's a half and half On the Record today as the Two Mikes discuss some old colleagues before scrutinising all the latest storylines from the television world...
19/06/18•42m 1s
82: The global game
A new World Cup is on the horizon. Whether travelling by land, sea or air, the Two Mikes understand the challenges posed by covering a major tournament...
14/06/18•36m 10s
81: If you're not wearing flip-flops you're not coming in
Sex dungeons, camel schools, Benedict Cumberbatch and the Macarena are just a selection of the topics up for discussion on the latest On the Record...
12/06/18•38m 38s
80: Porkyvision (June 2018)
Mike Parry and Mike Graham's popular TV critique returns for its latest installment on the latest On the Record...
07/06/18•28m 43s
79: Dos cervezas and five bottles of cheap wine, por favor
The Two Mikes are back from their trips away so it's a chance to unwind and share some holiday stories...
05/06/18•34m 48s
78: What first attracted you to the millionaire Mike Parry?
The Two Mikes reflect on their former glories, analyse why looks don't always matter, take a wander around Hampstead and indulge in a spot of knitting on the latest metrosexual, bisexual, pansexual, intertextual and truly all inclusive episode of On the Record...
31/05/18•38m 52s
77: Ask Porky (May 2018)
Mike Parry answers your latest batch of queries, qualms and quandaries on the latest On the Record...
29/05/18•38m 31s
76: A hard, sore and angry ride
The Dalai Lama, a forgotten affair, aggressive cyclists and gourmet cooking are the latest selection for digestion by the Two Mikes on this On the Record...
24/05/18•38m 26s
75: Dropping like flies
The Two Mikes are on the hunt for serial killers on this episode of On the Record but their investigations are somewhat compromised by the presence of an elusive fly...
22/05/18•30m 53s
74: Porkyvision (May 2018 Bonus)
Sex and drugs may feature heavily (spoiler alarm) in this episode of On the Record as the Two Mikes review all the latest telly...
17/05/18•38m 12s
73: The Markle Patriarchal Debacle
The Two Mikes look forward to the upcoming Royal Wedding in their own unique way on the latest On the Record...
15/05/18•32m 31s
72: Valuable assets
Fast cars and even faster women are for once on the mind of the Two Mikes on the latest On the Record...
10/05/18•33m 26s
71: Porkyvision (May 2018)
Mike Parry casts his critical eye over all the latest big TV shows with helpful input (at least to everyone but Porky) from Mike Graham on the latest On the Record...
08/05/18•35m 45s
70: Cutting edge journalism
Befriending your executioner, the UK's pothole problem and Charles and Diana's wedding are the latest groundbreaking subjects up for cogitation on this episode of On the Record...
03/05/18•31m 24s
69: Ask Porky (May 2018)
Mike Parry answers the latest batch of your burning questions on the latest inspirational, irrational and occasionally impulsive episode of The Two Mikes On the Record...
01/05/18•36m 31s
68: Porky's got the hump
The Two Mikes discuss contagious camels, moronic marathon runners, wretched Royal reporting and colleagues working hard (or hardly working) on the latest On the Record...
26/04/18•35m 39s
67: Pies, Lies and Butterflies
The Two Mikes discuss lapsed lepidoptera, forgettable fare, part-time productivity and Catholic confession on this wide-ranging On the Record...
24/04/18•39m 14s
66: Elbron, Eldrick and the Elderly
More shocking revelations from the Two Mikes on this On the Record as both Tiger Woods and Bill Clinton are outed as philandering mass rogerisers - who knew? Meanwhile Porky tells MG that he's past it and it doesn't go down too well...
19/04/18•31m 14s
65: Beatles, 'Bites and 'Betes
What do the Scots, Spike Milligan, diabetes and Cuba all have in common? They are just some of the many topics given the Two Mikes treatment on the latest On the Record...
17/04/18•39m 50s
64: Porkyvision (April 2018)
In this episode of On the Record, Mike Graham tries to convince Mike Parry to occasionally talk about what he's been watching on telly; it's time for another Porkyvision...
12/04/18•29m 13s
63: Law and Disorder
On this episode of On the Record, The Two Mikes whip out their truncheons to give the current spate of UK street crimes a damn good thrashing...
10/04/18•34m 29s
62: My name is Michael and I am an addict
In the latest thrill-a-minute episode of On the Record, the Two Mikes discuss; Porky's Bond confusion, Eric Hall's arrogance, the delusion* of political spin-doctoring and the many different types of addiction*.
*Please note any correlation to the various stages of insanity are merely coincidental...
05/04/18•33m 13s
61: Ask Porky (April 2018)
Porky Parry answers your latest batch of qualms, quandaries and questions for this exciting edition of On the Record...
03/04/18•37m 48s
60: Fleet Street Stories Part 4
Mike Graham and Mike Parry regale you once more with stories from the glory days of Fleet Street on this episode of On the Record...
29/03/18•38m 55s
59: Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monk
Benedict Cumberbatch, monk confidants, deluded politicians and divvying up the housework are just some of the topics covered on the latest On the Record...
27/03/18•33m 56s
58: A chamber of horrors
Enter Mike Graham and Mike Parry's secret dungeon as they discuss death, torture and vegetarianism on this shocking episode of On The Record...
22/03/18•34m 52s
57: Porkyvision (March 2018)
Mike Parry casts his reviewers eye over the gritty police dramas that he claims he's seen recently...
20/03/18•33m 59s
56: Bears, Bars and Bores
More mayhem from the Two Mikes as they chew the fat about Polar Bears, topless bars, safari parks, and the controversial attractions of Chester...
15/03/18•33m 42s
55: That's not cake...it's anthrax
On this fiery episode of On The Record; The Two Mikes provide useful information about why you should never open suspicious packages, Porky laments people's office eating habits and MG explains how he very nearly died in a colleague-inspired car accident. Run of the mill stuff as always...
13/03/18•35m 13s
54: Tanks and Tankards
Mike Parry and Mike Graham discuss Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain, Paul Scholes and Troy on this edition of On The Record...
08/03/18•26m 50s
53: The nose for a good story
The Two Mikes get stuck into the weather, the Beatles and Vinnie Jones on another sparkling edition of On The Record...
06/03/18•35m 44s
52: Ask Porky (March 2018 edition)
Keep warm during the cold snap with this bumper edition of Ask Porky as Mike Parry answers more of your burning questions...
01/03/18•41m 24s
51: Not for all the troglodytes in China
The Two Mikes return to discuss John Cleese, Chinese caves, Funeral strippers and unemployed bums. Business as usual then...
27/02/18•34m 47s
50: Fire and water
Mike Parry and Mike Graham are back on the warpath for another On The Record. This time up for the chop are Noel Edmonds, Jeffrey Archer and trees that talk. Meanwhile, Porky also reignites an old flame...
22/02/18•31m 9s
49: Porkyvision (Feb 2018 edition)
Porky casts his eye over his recent telly favourites including McMafia, Benidorm and...Cool House Luke?
20/02/18•33m 40s
48: Entry may or may not be free...
Mike Parry and Mike Graham return for another On The Record. This time they discuss faith (betting), hope (opening museums) and charity (ish)...
15/02/18•39m 23s
47: The Birds and the Bs - bums, bears and basketcases
On this (very definitely) 18+ episode of On The Record the Two Mikes lay into: the pointless attitudes of former colleagues, the unlikely hazards of smoking around minors and the real dangers of frozen poultry...
13/02/18•34m 2s
46: What doesn't kill you makes you bladderated
Among the talking points on this edition of On The Record are: bladderated flights, smiling studies, killer snakes, electric cars, driving while under the influence and crazy restaurant critics as Mike Graham and Mike Parry welcome you back into their crazy world once more...
08/02/18•38m 43s
45: You'll never make a mug of the Porkmeister
On the latest episode of On The Record, Mike's Parry and Graham get stuck into Uma Thurman, Ronald Reagan, pretending to be Irish and being visited by The Sweeney. Porky also provides an update on his wellbeing after his recent (failed) mugging...
06/02/18•34m 48s
44: Ask Porky (February 2018)
Mike Parry answers more of your questions on this episode of On The Record...
01/02/18•31m 49s
43: Good morning India!
On this episode of On The Record The Two Mikes get stuck into Indian greetings, public schools, canoodling in caravans, defiance syndrome and Elton John's attitude. What else did you expect?...
30/01/18•35m 12s
42: Fleet Street Stories Part 3
In this episode of On the Record - and in the ongoing pursuit of truth and justice - The Two Mikes reveal more than they probably should about the lives of some of their more esteemed Fleet Street colleagues...
25/01/18•34m 17s
41: Porkyvision (January 2018 edition)
On this episode of On The Record it's an extended Porkyvision special as Mike Parry casts his reviewers eye over the latest big TV releases in his own unique, irreverent and not-necessarily-conventional way...
23/01/18•36m 12s
40: A work of Arthur and a pain in the Assange
The Two Mikes go back to their newspaper roots as they discuss Arthur Scargill, hapless old reporters and the enigma that is Julian Assange for the latest On The Record...
18/01/18•31m 2s
39: Dedicated Followers of Fashion
The Two Mikes delve into the back of the wardrobe for a look at their choices of clobber over the years and they also pay tribute to the latest ex-colleague to pass on...
16/01/18•30m 52s
38: Phones, Photos and Philandering
On the latest episode of On The Record The Two Mikes discuss Porky's latest purchase, strange obscure languages, making private lives public and catching the dreaded 'flu...
11/01/18•37m 15s
37: Ask Porky (Jan 2018 edition)
The Porkmeister returns to answer all of your burning questions in a special bumper edition of 'Ask Porky' on this latest installment of On The Record...
09/01/18•36m 41s
36: And they're off...to the races
The new year has only just started yet already The Two Mikes are looking ahead at what's to come for them in 2018; and surprise, surprise it may involve copious amounts of bladderation. From starters orders to last orders, the Cheltenham Festival is one event the boys wouldn't want to miss...
04/01/18•28m 22s
35: Difficult Staff, Dangerous Driving, Docudramas and Darius
It may be a new year but it's the same old Two Mikes as they take a look at some of the stories you may have missed while you were too busy nursing a hangover...
02/01/18•31m 15s
34: Starting up north...but then it all goes south
The Two Mikes delve into Porky's journals to see what's been making the news over the festive period. From a disagreement about the north to a couple of unwelcome trips south, it's the latest episode of On The Record...
28/12/17•34m 28s
33: Fat, Obnoxious and Rich
The Two Mikes discuss their experiences with rich people, fat people and obnoxious people (or a combination of the three) on this exciting episode of On The Record...
26/12/17•34m 14s
32: Welcome to the...Hotel Pyongyang?
The Two Mikes get stuck into North Korea, Russia and Robins on this occasionally festive episode of On The Record...
22/12/17•36m 31s
31: Christmas Stories
The Two Mikes discuss those occasions they were called up by the office at the last minute to get that all important Christmas scoop before anyone else - no matter what...
19/12/17•30m 34s
29: News Agenda
This week on On The Record it's a Max Clifford special as Mike's Graham and Parry discuss their many and varied interactions with the recently deceased former PR 'guru' over the years. There's also the traditional under-bus-throwing that you've come to expect from the deadly duo.
13/12/17•29m 36s
28: Getting Political
This week it's a political special as The Two Mikes think about some of their political adventures.
14/11/17•27m 39s
27: Pissing on your fireworks
The fireworks are finishing and the boys are reminded about times they were required to deliver some bad news.
07/11/17•30m 11s
26: Horror Stories
After a recent trip to see the Exorcist Live, Mike and Mike talk about tales of horror and surprise.
02/11/17•33m 20s
25: It's a family show?
This week the boys are looking at the Kennedys and it includes lots of their favourite subjects including plenty of Bladderation and Rogerisation!
24/10/17•27m 5s
24: MG states the truth
This week we follow MG as he describes his favourite states to visit and his fondest memories in the USA.
17/10/17•30m 41s
23: Mike Parry's state of mind
This week we start to look at The Two Mikes favourite US states. We start by looking at the states Porky holds close to his heart (well, at least one third of it)
10/10/17•27m 8s
Episode 22: Backstage antics
The Two Mikes are up to their usual tricks in this weeks episode, giving us all some insight into their backstage antics.
03/10/17•26m 7s
Episode 21: Start spreading the news
Mr Parry and Mr Graham are back in the UK but what did the boys get up to in the big apple?
26/09/17•24m 31s
Episode 20: Planecast
Mr Parry and Mr Graham are flying high on the way to New York City.
18/09/17•23m 10s
Episode 19: New York, New York!
The Two Mikes are leading the countdown to their big LIVE show from the City Winery in New York City.
12/09/17•25m 4s
Episode 18: Route Planner
The Two Mikes talk about some of the places they have lived and worked over the years.
04/09/17•25m 24s
Episode 17: Fleet Street Character Assassination
This week Mike and Mike continue the Fleet Street Stories with a character assassination.
28/08/17•28m 24s
Episode 16: Fleet Street Stories Part Two
We continue with the greatest stories from the Two Mikes days in Fleet Street.
21/08/17•26m 0s
Episode 15: Swapping War Stories
This week the Two Mikes tell some of their greatest war stories.
14/08/17•26m 58s
Episode 14: Fleet Street Stories
After weeks of American Tales we now turn our attention to their greatest Fleet Street stories. This is going to be a culture shock.
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07/08/17•28m 11s
Episode 12: American Tales Part Twelve
In this weeks adventure the Two Mikes find themselves dealing with tabloids, telephone calls and titillated Tony's.
31/07/17•27m 28s
Episode 11 (chapter 11) - American Tales Part Eleven
In episode 11...sorry chapter 11. The Two Mikes discuss Dallas, Deals and Dishonesty.
24/07/17•28m 23s
Episode 10: American Tales Part Ten
This week Mr Parry and Mr Graham go in search of Hotels and Hot Totty.
17/07/17•25m 38s
Episode 9: American Tales Part Nine
This week we look at Parties! #mikeparry #mikegraham #thetwomikes #usa #america
10/07/17•30m 20s
Episode 8: American Tales Part Eight
This week we continue with more fantastic tales, featuring prints, pints and possessions.
#thetwomikes #mikeparry #mikegraham #usa #america #newyork #reporters
03/07/17•28m 7s
Episode 7: American Tales Part Seven
This time Mr Parry and Mr Graham talk about their strange and wonderful flights around America.
#america #thetwomikes #mikeparry #mikegraham #reporter #flight
26/06/17•24m 5s
Episode 6: American Tales Part Six
This week we start in Florida as the Two Mikes continue their adventures around the USA.
19/06/17•27m 34s
Episode 5: American Tales Part Five
We start this weeks adventure in California featuring some bad language in a swimming pool.
12/06/17•25m 6s
Episode 4: American Tales Part Four
The Two Mikes continue their adventures across America. This time we find out about Porky's second stint working in the the hustle and bustle of the USA.
05/06/17•24m 1s
Episode 3: American Tales Part Three
The Two Mikes continue to talk their way around America. This week we start in the great state of Texas.
29/05/17•24m 28s
Episode 2: American Tales Part Two
Mr Parry and Mr Graham continue to look at their time in America, in anticipation of their big trip to New York City in September 2017
22/05/17•22m 30s
Episode 1: American Tales Part One
With the announcement of The Two Mikes LIVE in New York, Mr Parry and Mr Graham have a look over their past exploits in the good old US of A.
16/05/17•24m 16s