Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

By Exactly Right Media – the original true crime comedy network

Each week on Bananas, Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating and just plain bananas news from around the world. The headlines and weird news are lighthearted, unexpected and always fun. Like the time the delivery robot ran through a crime scene or the lady who took in a stray cat only to find out it was a mountain lion. Or the time Kurt and Scotty drove a butt across the country. Check your local listings because this feel-good comedy podcast often goes on the road for live shows and may be in a city near you. Fun fact: We also hear the banana boys are a favorite amongst listeners while at the dentist, getting surgery and even giving birth! Bananas is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, I Said No Gifts! and more.

Episodes

Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #20

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/11/24•45m 4s

Kurt and Helen’s Heaviest Pets with Chloe Radcliffe

Chloe Radcliffe is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about discontinued Guinness world records, how Helen Mirren thinks it's sad Kurt Cobain died before GPS was invented, how one man sold an airport that didn’t exist, and a man discovers he's been paying someone else’s power bill for over two decades! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/11/24•1h 4m

Chugging Hooters Chokes on Rocks

Kurt and Scotty talk about how two men hooted at each other thinking each other was an owl, a man chugs 24 ounces of ranch dressing in 10 seconds, a Japanese woman subdues thief with headlock and credits anime for technique and a rock used as doorstop for decades worth over one million dollars! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/11/24•1h 3m

Dog Trust Funds for Dummies with Alexis Nikole Nelson

Alexis Nikole Nelson (@blackforager) joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how potatoes are better than human blood for making space bricks, woman won the lottery then dumped her boyfriend who insisted his dog needed a trust fund and scientists achieve first ever communication by two people in their sleep! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/11/24•1h 4m

Whoopie in Choo Choo Town with Mamrie Hart

Mamrie Hart is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about a fire that burned down a brand new fire station in Germany, an amorous couple blamed for flooding train station and a paraglider spots a dog on top of a pyramid! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/10/24•1h 1m

Tres Conkers

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who sued company for not getting her a farewell card finds out they did get her one but no one signed it, a man may have died without knowing he had three penises, steel nut scandal rocks World Conker Championship and hackers take over robot vacuums to chase pets around! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/10/24•1h 1m

Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #19

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer advice about how to make a backyard party more bananas and mindless hobbies to take your mind off work! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/10/24•49m 11s

Rigorous Raccoons

Kurt and Scott talk about Googles AI podcast hosts that have an existential crisis, a woman’s home overrun by 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feeding them, scientific rigor proponents retract paper on benefits of scientific rigor and a robber breaks into home and cooks meal for his victim! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/10/24•1h 3m

Long Boi’s Long Hike

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bulldog puppy who chewed owner’s toe to the bone may have saved his life, a woman beats the Appalachian Trail record, Britain’s tallest duck has gone missing and world’s oldest cheese found on 3600 year old mummies! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/10/24•1h 5m

Sneezing for Pesto with Blair Socci

Blair Socci returns to Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about how someone bought a Temu croissant lamp that ended up being a real croissant, a soccer player injured after a hefty sneeze, Pesto the massive penguin chick and a man receives a $1.4 million speeding ticket! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/10/24•1h 2m

Underwater Butt Breathin’ Undies

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their butts receive Ig Nobel prize, a man buys $395k dream home knowing it will get swallowed by ocean, a Florida man arrested after throwing pasta with sauce during road rage incident and Delta is reminding flight prospective attendants that they must wear underwear to interviews! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/09/24•1h 3m

Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #18

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer your advice about a career change and what to do when stuck on bedrest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/09/24•46m 54s

Reading, Rolling, No Arithmetic

Kurt and Scotty talk about a robber caught after sitting down to finish a book, start up alarmed when AI starts RickRolling clients, teacher fired after phone reveals how much Candy Crush was played during class! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/09/24•1h 3m

Rand McNally, What a Bunch of Assholes with Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a jokes phone on a quiet street in DC, Macklemore brought a fan on stage during show and she totally forgot the police were looking for her and an imaginary town becomes real then not then real again! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/09/24•55m 7s

Dads Do Duds

Kurt and Scotty talk about over 40 dads who got pranked and show up to graduation wearing the same shirt, submarine crossing Germany by road, scientists made list of lost birds and they want us to find them and man buys billboard to find a girlfriend! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/09/24•1h 1m

We Support the Girls! with Dana Marlowe

Dana Marlowe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about self driving cars honking at each other all night long, a woman who took 27 years to finish a cross stitch kit, player of claw game surprised to find live groundhog in prizes and an ancient sarcophagus used as table at beach bar for years! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/08/24•54m 35s

Cruisin’ for a Moosin’

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Wienermobile has crashed, an ambulance collides with moose while responding to other moose related crash, how the FBI arrested 120 fugitives by offering them free football tickets and no charges for second grade teacher arrested after teaching drunk! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/08/24•1h

Bonusode: Listener Advice and Confessions #17

Kurt and Scotty read some confessions and give listener advice about getting into the arts, funny things to say as a train operator, what to visit in NY before leaving and choosing a new birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/08/24•56m 29s

Sad Bear Needs a Butt Marg

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a small Georgia town goes viral from video of man drinking margarita out of a butt, $1m worth of cocaine washes up on Florida beach due to Hurricane, police urge people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bear, a woman arrested for a DUI after police 160 beer cans in her car and a woman with red and blue lights on her car not sure why other drivers are pulling over! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/08/24•59m 59s

Husband of MI6 Agent Graduates with Kenice Mobley

Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a study reveals people’s faces evolve to match their names, a man coughed and sneezed at breakfast and then his colon fell out, German zoo frees tiny lynx that kept trying to escape and a man graduates 41 years after being denied ceremony because of a parrot problem! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/08/24•1h 1m

Ridin' Gators! with Einat Admony

Einat Admony joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how CBP officers seize drugs from same person at the same airport one week later, nearly half airplane noise complaints in Australia came from one person, the LA park that let children ride alligators and one restaurant that is operating under 70 different names! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/07/24•59m 2s

Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #16

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about reducing stress after work, play some Would You Rathers and listen to some confessions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/07/24•49m 37s

Pickles, Picassos, and a Donkey

Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum hangs a Picasso painting in the toilet, a New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport, British spies used semen as invisible ink during WWI, missing pet donkey found living with wild elk and Portland Pickles are the first sports team to sell weed products! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/07/24•58m 2s

Nectarine Hand Grenades with Tess Barker

Tess Barker joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a French woman who learned to fly a helicopter then broke her husband out of prison, Canadian walking her dog finds 40 rotisserie chickens in woods and how the 1904 marathon became the weirdest sports event! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/07/24•58m 6s

Prison Fishin’

Kurt and Scotty talk about Parisians threatening to poop in the Seine to protest sewage in river, missing hiker found alive after spending 10 days in Santa Cruz mountains, how a fish became prison currency, and how an Only Fans model saved a customer's life! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/07/24•1h 2m

Adult Dinners with Clare O'Kane

Clare O’Kane joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an AI photo contest winner disqualified because the photo was real, a woman fell into quicksand at a beach, a diner bans customers under 30 and the big nude boat! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/07/24•1h 4m

BANANASFEST IS HAPPENING!

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, dozens gather watch to sharpening of giant number 2 pencil and a real estate agent accidentally burns down 2 million dollar property right before the open house! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/06/24•55m 31s

Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #15

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer listener advice about coming up with a lie about America and how to respond to being recognized in public! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/06/24•46m 24s

Magnet Fishing for Gold Toilets with Avital Ash

Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Amazon tribe hooked on porn thanks to Starlink, cockroach causes woman to crash car and four charged after solid gold toilet is stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/06/24•1h

Sting Ray Sex Secrets with Sona Movsesian

Sona Movsesian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about what is going on with Charlotte the sting ray, drones dropping sex toys on traffic lights in an Oklahoma town and Australians have accidentally been eating a fish unknown to science! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/06/24•1h

The Many Facets of Buc-ee's

Kurt and Scotty talk about AI telling pregnant women to eat rocks and drink alcohol, a woman who thought the rapture was about to happen and left huge tip then tried to get it back, the porn chancellor speaks and a service duck kicked out of Buc-ee's for life! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/06/24•1h 3m

I Will Not Hide My Boat

Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Mustang, a dog too friendly for police steals hearts during Taiwan earthquake rescue, free wine hidden in small print claimed after three months, and a man gets painting of boat on fence after being told to hide the boat! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/05/24•52m 41s

Cousin Husband and The Bear with Megan Gailey

Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenway, a woman contemplated divorce after finding out her husband was her cousin, Hertz charges Tesla renter for gas and won’t back down, and a tourist mauled by a brown bear after rolling down window to take selfie with it! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/05/24•57m 10s

Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #14

Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/05/24•44m 30s

Cat Ship and Sign Life

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/05/24•58m 31s

400 Catfishin Cheeseballs with Rachel Feinstein

Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/05/24•59m 12s

The Mystery of the Georgian Sex Dominoes with Kate Willett

Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an heir to inherit their cuckoo clocks, an ex-Cal Trans employee charged with building homes in train tunnels, a Georgia couple who says moving company stole all their sex dominos, and an Ohio man who says he lost 3.1 pounds eating only Skyline chili for a week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/04/24•57m 12s

Relentless Moisture with Jess McHugh

Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/04/24•56m 39s

Would You Rather Bonusode with Lisa Magid

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/04/24•46m 33s

Not a Seafood Tower Until You Get A Third Tier with Ashley Ray

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/04/24•1h

Cat Stories and So Much More

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/04/24•1h

Toy Cars and Earth Sandwiches

Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/04/24•58m 1s

Pitbull’s Grannie Light

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/03/24•59m 24s

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #12

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/03/24•43m 11s

Shivle Me Elmo with Claudia Doumit

Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian man arrested for a second time for drunk driving when he drove to police station to complain about first arrest, marijuana munching rats invade police station and a man who drove off a PCH cliff and lived! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/03/24•59m 28s

Naked Men No More

Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a million dollars while listening to his wife’s work calls, AI does math better if it pretends it’s on Star Trek and a Glamping site told to close after loud sex noises and bad singing bothered neighbors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/03/24•53m 52s

Planes, Manes, and Audubon Spies with Laci Mosley

Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a passport and a man who made a Chewbacca suit from 45 bags of hair extensions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/03/24•59m 9s

Weiner Dog Warriors with Pepperoni Swords

Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man who tried to steal a hotel and pepperoni vandalism at a New Jersey home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/02/24•59m 58s

Woof Hoofhoof with Catherine McCafferty

Catherine McCafferty joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a falcon sex hat, a baby found alive in a tree after being sucked up by a tornado, ChatGPT candy hearts and a frugal man who left his town millions of dollars they didn’t know he had! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/02/24•59m 12s

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #11

Kurt and Scotty give listens advice about graduation ideas, dealing with a condescending boss, knitting ideas, how to trick someone for a surprise party and dealing with a homophobic co-worker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/02/24•46m 2s

Philly Jesus and the Polar Hole with Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the wrong matchsticks, a museum visitor who was injured after discovering a dot on the floor was actually a hole, Philly Jesus returns as a Lyft driver and a taxidermy polar bear stolen from a ski resort! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/02/24•56m 20s

Funky Cheese And Stanleys, Please!

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sites and was then arrested for tax fraud, a scientist who played music to cheese and Captain Sully Sullenberger’s safety advice not being carried out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/02/24•1h

Kum & Gone

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who had her driveway stolen, vibrating pills that give the feeling of fullness, how Hulk Hogan helped rescue girl from an overturned car, Kum and Go name going away, a fallen tree limb that fell in a man's toilet, how a knife necklace may have played a role in man’s death and a dolphin with thumbs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/01/24•58m 50s

Two Dogs, a Hot Priest, and a Naked Man Walk into a Bass Pro Shop with Andy Iwancio

Andy Iwancio is back on Bananas to talk about two stray dogs that caused $250k worth of damage at a car dealership, a man that stripped down and jumped into the fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop, a woman granted permission to remove sperm from her dead husband and how Andrew Scott halted theater performance after theatergoer took out a laptop to send an email! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/01/24•1h

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #10

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about survivor campsite challenges, being a loud sneezer, birthday party ideas, 10 year high school reunion ideas and wedding reception ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/01/24•44m 51s

Live from Philadelphia

It’s Bananas live from Philadelphia! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who had a tree growing in his lungs, a thief that stole a shop-vac filled with hornets and how almost half of American men think they can land a passenger plane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/01/24•1h 14m

Scotty's Gettin' Pettin’

Kurt and Scotty talk about New Year's Eve partiers who tried to celebrate twice but ended up in the wrong year, a Chinese chess champion’s poop scandal, a police department aware of a situation with guinea pigs at an apartment building and the 13-year-old gamer who became the first person to beat Tetris! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/01/24•55m 21s

Granny Got Twins with Blair Socci

Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/01/24•57m 50s

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #9

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/12/23•46m 39s

Birds, Breads, and Break-ups with Danny and Kate Tamberelli

Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird mask to gain trust of birds and failed miserably and a garlic bread factory that burned down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/12/23•1h 3m

Live from Baltimore with Jessica Henkin

It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after vaping destroyed lungs, a Japanese parody religion invented to give people excuse to say no to things and a sloshed man accused of faking bear attack! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/12/23•1h 23m

Furry Hackers And Potato Snackers with Lisa Gilroy

Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a satanic abortion clinic named after Justice Alito and a man who ate 5 pounds of potato salad! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/12/23•1h 4m

Live from Brooklyn with V Spehar

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion late at night and how 10% of the internet is encrypted via lava lamps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/11/23•1h 20m

Deck the Yard with Bullseye Folly with Leah Rudick

Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile during attack, a naked opera singer with a bow and arrow who went on a rampage and 10 and 11 year old siblings who stole their moms car and drove 200 miles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/11/23•59m 37s

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #8

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/11/23•46m 56s

Hogs, Cocks, Horses and Cars

Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payments, a Russian woman who has 22 children at age of of 26, how scientists have discovered a new Antarctica accent, the new owner of the Cock on a Stick stall and wild pig like animals that are tearing up golf courses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/11/23•58m 0s

Coin Flippin' Homewreckers with McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker who sold used sex toys to raise money for their film, a woman who returned from vacation to find her home demolished by mistake and how coin tosses are not 50/50! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/11/23•1h

Winnie The Pooh and The Very Terrible Alligator Orgy with Jameela Jamil

Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot, a fourth grade class that accidentally saw the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie and a man who planted 1.2 million sunflowers to surprise his wife! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31/10/23•1h

Be Like Bryce

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant bill 20 times and the time the Titanic movie crew and cast was drugged with PCP spiked chowder! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/10/23•1h

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #7

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team building ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/10/23•47m 27s

Live from Atlanta with Laurel Bristow

Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journalist who named her baby Methamphetamine Rules to test naming rules and sheep that devoured over 600 pounds of cannabis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/10/23•1h 21m

Bonin' in the Boneyard

Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activities, the world's largest toothpaste collection, and a baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/10/23•1h 1m

Bananas Live From Raleigh

It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/10/23•1h 11m

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #6

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how to deal with co-workers who wear too strong body spray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/09/23•46m 8s

Cotton Eyed Joe and The Drifter

Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/09/23•1h 7m

Death by 1000 Poses

Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/09/23•1h 3m

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/09/23•49m 39s

Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/09/23•1h

Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling

Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/09/23•1h 4m

Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/08/23•1h 1m

Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/08/23•58m 50s

Bonusode: What's In a Name?

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/08/23•55m 4s

Hamburger in Paradise

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/08/23•1h 3m

Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook

It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/08/23•1h 23m

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2

Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/08/23•47m 34s

Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker

Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/08/23•1h

Labradoodoo

Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/07/23•1h

Bonusode: Bananas Advice

Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/07/23•51m 35s

The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan

Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state! This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/07/23•58m 46s

Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez

Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/07/23•1h 3m

TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot

Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/07/23•58m 19s

Mugs and Monsters

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/06/23•1h 2m

Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia

Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/06/23•1h 4m

Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/06/23•54m 9s

Push Every Button with Novena Carmel

Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/06/23•1h 1m

Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert

Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/06/23•1h 3m

It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/05/23•1h 2m

Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/05/23•1h 3m

Microdosing with Rye Bread

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/05/23•1h 6m

The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini

Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/05/23•1h 2m

Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/05/23•1h 5m

Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom

It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/04/23•1h 22m

Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis

Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/04/23•1h 1m

Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino

Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/04/23•1h

Downward Iguanas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/04/23•1h 3m

The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le

Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/03/23•1h 4m

Deliver Us From Uber

Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/03/23•59m 39s

Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger

Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/03/23•1h 4m

Breast Fed Groom

Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/03/23•1h 1m

The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry

Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/02/23•1h

Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg

Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/02/23•1h 3m

Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/02/23•1h 6m

Polaroid Bear

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/02/23•58m 37s

Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr

Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31/01/23•1h 3m

Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro

Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/01/23•1h 3m

Phineas Taylor Cruiser

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/01/23•1h 2m

Thor’s Touching Himself

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/01/23•1h 1m

Bad Friend Confessions Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/01/23•21m 34s

Live from Minneapolis

It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/01/23•1h 24m

Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2

It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/12/22•1h 28m

Short Tongue Surprise Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/12/22•23m 33s

The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller

Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/12/22•1h 1m

All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson

Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/12/22•1h 1m

Car Camp Martyr Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity shop that didn’t have enough pieces and still gifting it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/12/22•24m 7s

Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka

Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/12/22•1h 2m

Hot Tamale!

Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/11/22•58m 30s

Confession Yard Sale Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/11/22•26m 42s

Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe

Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/11/22•1h 2m

Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark

Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/11/22•1h 1m

Smoking in the Library Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/11/22•24m 53s

Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger

Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/11/22•1h

Whoopsie Kidnappie!

Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/11/22•1h

Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/10/22•23m 27s

Live From Asbury Park

It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/10/22•1h 5m

Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev

Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/10/22•58m 56s

Borken and Krauted Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/10/22•26m 36s

Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen

Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/10/22•1h 2m

Loud Walls and Dead Guffaws

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of restaurant patrons that made the waiter question reality and a runaway chimpanzee in Ukraine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/10/22•1h 1m

Confessions: Secret Friends Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/09/22•25m 52s

Prairie Dog Vacuum with Lili Trifilio

Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation that accidentally sent guests to a porn site and man who won a lying down competition! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/09/22•57m 38s

Manatease with Kristen Meinzer

Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/09/22•58m 36s

A Hand Job to Remember Minisode

Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/09/22•24m 20s

Pony Up to the Bar with Lizzy Cooperman

Lizzy Cooperman (comedian, Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about when the Price is Right gave elephants as prizes, a nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption in Japan, a pony mayor getting barred from local bar and a couple arrested for having sex on Cedar Point ferris wheel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/09/22•1h 2m

Butt Cups and Memory Olympics with Mo Welch

Mo Welch (comedian, artist) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about AI writing news articles, strange name associations, a snake that bites a 2 year old girl who then bites the snake back and how people on average tell 4 lies a day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/09/22•59m 29s

Confessions: Secret Fear Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying to parents about sleeping at a friends house and being afraid of butterflies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/09/22•26m 51s

Kurt’s Pizza Registry

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/08/22•1h 2m

Splitty in the City with Cristela Alonzo

It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eating ham roll, a family fearing for their safety after being targeted by seagulls and a quarterback who eats bananas with peels on and drinks coffee with mayonnaise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/08/22•1h 7m

The Shield for Wind Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/08/22•24m 19s

Chin Up, Tony Pizza!

Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste tester and Tom Cruise’s stolen luggage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/08/22•1h

The Pigs Need Our Coconut Water with Jackie Fabulous

Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but actually had water bottle up his butt, coconut water being needed for pig insemination and cannabis fed chickens! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/08/22•1h

Lying: Roomates Edition Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/08/22•25m 12s

Warren Beatty is Dead and Paprika Is Good: Live from Brooklyn

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banned in Germany, a message in bottle seeking a boyfriend, the medical reason you might have to put sugar on your butthole and a shirtless drunk man arrested while shoveling pasta into his mouth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/08/22•1h 17m

Stick this City Up Your Butt with Sarah Marshall

Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB stick with the entire city’s data on it, a sentient AI that hired an attorney and a man who called the police to see if he was ripped off buying meth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/07/22•58m 21s

Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/07/22•26m 0s

Who Is Linda Skeens?

Kurt and Scotty talk about how balancing on one foot can tell you whether you will live or die, a woman who won every category at county fair but no one can find her and police pulling a python out of man’s pants after he was arrested for fighting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/07/22•55m 18s

Pushin’ Peanuts Up Pepsi Mountain with V Spehar

V Spehar (@underthedesknews) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how people like other people who smell like them, a guy that spent over $8.5k a year on Pepsi, a man who is going to push peanut up a mountain with his nose and the world’s most expensive bath! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/07/22•59m 3s

Hook Up Confessions Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about Read matching with someone you already hooked up with and falling on a hike on a date! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/07/22•24m 31s

Cornbread and Skeeter

Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on Jonathan the oldest tortoise to have ever lived, a family who’s roof was removed by contractor they didn’t hire and an update on the woman who sued Geico for getting STD while having sex in a car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/07/22•1h 2m

Live From Denver

It's Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about a scientist that accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster, Disney ruining a proposal, the Arizona penis man and a fish that jumped into a man’s mouth and throat and lodged itself there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/06/22•1h 27m

My Dog Ate My Marriage Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about vets finding underwear in dogs stomachs that reveals affairs, hiding a burger from wife so she wouldn’t eat it and never paying taxes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/06/22•25m 41s

Sexy Talking Dust Bin with Courtney Pauroso

Courtney Pauroso joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rodent that disintegrates from having too much sex, a stag party that got stranded in Amsterdam, a rabbit that climbs mountains and sexy talking trash cans in Sweden! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/06/22•1h 1m

The Nedja Episode with Mitra Jouhari

Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who tried her first real meal after eating nothing but potato chips for 23 years, a bartender who found an ATM glitch and blew $1.6 million, an update on the people who changed their name to Salmon for free sushi and the story of Staff Sergeant Reckless! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/06/22•1h

Beaver and Jellybean Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/06/22•24m 41s

We've Got Bubbles

It's Bananas After Dark! Kurt and Scotty talks about a Korean kid's game called Poop Needle, a man who stole a lawn mover and cut the victim’s grass, nuking the moon and a woman who gave birth at a Metallica concert! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/06/22•1h 4m

Live from Vancouver

It's Bananas live from Vancouver, Canada! Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman that brought a wild bobcat into her house, how a falling meatball caused a student to fail a test, a Spanish driver that ate hash cakes and a woman who had a drinking glass in her bladder for 4 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31/05/22•1h 28m

Vacations from Heck Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel and a man that fell off a cruise ship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/05/22•24m 16s

Crypto Toilet

Kurt and Scotty talk about a toilet that turns human feces into crypto, the 13 most fascinating festivals, a senior citizen that stole a jacket from an art museum, a McDonalds customer that was fined for eating his food at Starbucks and how Walden Pond is being killed by urine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/05/22•1h 5m

Yard Sale!

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Nebraska got it’s own Navy, a soccer player fired after farting too much, fish causing the ocean to move when they have sex, holy water spiked seltzer, a flamingo on the loose in Texas, the speed texting record, Nissan creating it’s new car smell and the Harry Potter broomstick toy that might be a vibrator! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/05/22•1h 3m

I Got Away With It Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, being a secret alcoholic and getting sober and pretending to have pinkeye to get out of work! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/05/22•25m 58s

Live from the Aladdin Theater

It's Bananas live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who almost lost his penis after pubic hair cut off circulation, a man who snorkeled into a music festival, an Australian paraglider who landed and was immediately punched by kangaroo and how Jeff Koons is sending sculptures to the moon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/05/22•1h 13m

Paraglidin' Lions with Katie Notopoulos

Katie Notopoulos (technology reporter for Buzzfeed) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Dallas getting Rick-Rolled by a massive QR code, pizza shop workers that took down a robber only to realize it was their former boss, giving lions oxytocin and a man who got his nose broken when a paraglider crashed into him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/05/22•59m 5s

Lock Your Doors Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/04/22•24m 9s

Granny Pepsi Pancake

Kurt and Scotty talk about a college student who demanded an airplane from Pepsi, how most people can't name all their grandparents, a vasectomy doctor named Dick Chopp, a man who offered free pancakes to make friends and an elderly woman who got arrested for a slow speed chase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/04/22•58m 16s

Illegal Pickles with Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo (comedian, actress, writer) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Denver man who faces felony charges over making a pickle ball court, a man who delivered his resume to companies by dressing up as a donut delivery person and a woman who allowed a baby bird to nest in her hair! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/04/22•57m 18s

Lots of F Bombs! Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/04/22•24m 56s

The Charlize Theron Episode with Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the wild world of experimental surgery, multiple people who fell out of a building after man fell off a nearby roof, a foul mouthed crow that befriended a school class and a woman who discovered a naked man who had been living in her trunk for 3 days! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/04/22•58m 13s

Welcome to Muff Fest with Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a vulva shaped spaceship, including wax figures of celebrities in your wedding, volunteers needed for the muff festival and a goat that helped with a police chase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/04/22•1h

Live From Tacoma with Jessica Dobson

It's Bananas live from Tacoma, Washington! Jessica Dobson returns to the podcast to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a man who tried to cash a 368 billion dollar check, a woman who hired Miss Bigfoot for a kids birthday party, a model school pupil who turned out to be a 30 year old imposter and a hero dog that faked rescuing children for treats! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/04/22•1h 26m

Rent Free Romance Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31/03/22•23m 16s

Comfort Turkey with Zainab Johnson

Zainab Johnson (comedian, Upload) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about certain emotional support animals not being allowed to fly anymore, a church clock that was fixed with two cans of WD40, a man rescued twice in two days while hiking in Arizona, ranch dressing diamonds and how vegetables might not actually help your help! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/03/22•57m 38s

Bard's Birds Bonanza with Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) are back on Bananas to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a robot that bought ecstasy online, a man who was arrested after stealing a car and leaving it on train tracks, the story about the Shakespeare fanatic that introduced all the Bard's birds to America and a Massachusetts woman who won a trip to New Hampshire on The Price Is Right! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/03/22•1h 3m

Tooth Ferry Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/03/22•25m 21s

Missouri Cheese Caves with Bridget Everett

Bridget Everett (Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max now) chats with Kurt and Scotty about why the US is hiding billions of pounds of cheese, a man who tried to sneak 52 lizards and snakes into the US, free rent for a walrus impersonator and a man who broke into a home, took a bath, drank a beer and left $200 for damages! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/03/22•1h 4m

Beggin’ for Preggin’ with Sasheer Zamata

Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Woke, Best Friends podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a drunk brawl at DisneyWorld, a priest who baptized people incorrectly for years, a company that is offering people $6000 to smell their dog's poop, a kid who snuck his own book into the library and a woman who faked pregnancy for paid time off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/03/22•58m 39s

Driving Off A Cliff Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/03/22•23m 46s

Dump Dentures with Sheila Carrasco

Sheila Carrasco (Ghosts) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who gets his dentures back after losing them 11 years earlier, the internet of dongs, a cross-country Olympic skier who suffered a frozen penis and the worst Olympian ever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/03/22•1h 5m

Dying For A Laugh

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ribbon cutting at the world’s smallest park, a man who pranked people at his own funeral, a bored security guard who doodled on a million dollar painting, banned baby names and the FDA dropping it’s regulation for French dressing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/02/22•1h

Banana Boys Want Beavers Back In Baltimore

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of tunnels under his house and a village in Antarctica where people aren’t allowed to have their appendix! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/02/22•1h 4m

Donuts From Hell with Becky Lucas

Becky Lucas (comedian, The Becky and Cam Hotline podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman with two vaginas, a woman who ate so much sushi she ended up in the hospital, Turkmenistan’s leader doing donuts next to a flaming crater, a man who survived 27 hours at sea following a tsunami and the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur’s tantric sex business! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/02/22•1h 1m

Double Trouble Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/02/22•25m 30s

Freedom Robot with Taylor Tomlinson

Taylor Tomlinson (comedy, Sad in the City podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a flock of pigeons abducted in NYC, a doctor who branded patients livers with initials, a vacuum robot that escaped from a Cambridge Travelodge and a man who’s job was so tedious he suffered from bore-out and sued! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/02/22•1h 4m

Wipe It On Us with Robby Hoffman

Robby Hoffman joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who runs a moist towelette museum out of a planetarium, how a bartender's tip led to an arrest in a buoy burning, a man that tried to fill a scuba tank with weed smoke and lost his testicles and a man who lied to his wife for over a decade about Haribo gummy bears! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/01/22•1h 1m

Relationship Confessions Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/01/22•25m 1s

Meat Bread Meat

Kurt and Scotty talk about North Korea’s claim that Kim Jong Il invented burritos, a woman who yelled she was engaged out her window in NYC, the 90 Day Fiancé star who had to stop selling her farts, a woman who ran 49 red lights in her ex boyfriend's car and how the last time the Suez Canal was blocked a micro nation formed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/01/22•1h 5m

True Beauty Bananas with Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro

Kurt and Scotty are joined by Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro of True Beauty Brooklyn to talk about making plastic out of salmon sperm, a man who was born a dwarf and died a giant, a bride who got pooped on, vomited and then passed out, a girl that found Bronze age axes with a metal detector and a man who fell out of a Subway ceiling after a robbery spree! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/01/22•1h 4m

Busty History Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/01/22•23m 13s

Cashew Do You Do Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a dad being hypnotized and an encounter with a weird man involving photography and cashews! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/01/22•25m 25s

Cyperpunk Albatrosses with Lillie West (Lala Lala)

Lillie West (Lala Lala) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a cheese fire shutting down a Norwegian tunnel, college banning animal nudity, envelopes full of money found in Joel Osteen’s church walls and cyberpunk albatrosses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/01/22•1h 5m

Bananas Live from LA with Georgia Hardstark

It's Bananas live from the Dynasty Typewriter in LA! Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how many communions it would take to actually eat Jesus, a lost hiker who ignored calls from rescuers, farting into petri dishes and a man who eats all his meals at Six Flags! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/12/21•1h 23m

Lordy Lordy Mike Turns 40 Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about plagiarizing famous people’s autographs and how a doctor thawed cadavers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/12/21•25m 40s

ALL the Animals Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/12/21•24m 23s

Ranch Suitcase

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man and sand being inducted into the toy hall of fame! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/12/21•1h 1m

Bananas Live in Brooklyn!

It's Bananas live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Special guest Hannah Pilkes joins Kurt and Scotty talk about an update on the bishop who left the church for a Satanic writer, a space cloud of booze, a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse and went to a water park and a woman who kept feeding her neighbor's sad horse! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/12/21•1h 35m

The Party Crab Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a friend with a mysterious party trick, and an incident with a raccoon at a thrift store! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/12/21•24m 11s

Wet Steaks Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a very eclectic dad and a college confession about peeing on steaks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/12/21•24m 18s

Snowasis

Kurt and Scotty talk about Instagrammers flocking to a toxic dump, a man who broke a record juggling axes, a snowstorm that left dozens stranded in UK pub and how seals have an 18 second memory! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/12/21•1h 3m

Friginometry with Hannah Einbinder

Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a math tutor who posts his lessons on Pornhub, a car parked in the same spot for 47 years, a turkey on the loose in Rhode Island and sandals from Kmart that make a fart noise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/11/21•1h

Money for Nothing Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing a desk from work and pulling one over on the man! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/11/21•22m 54s

Swinging Pink Flamingos Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about yard flamingos and swingers and a creepy customer at a coffee shop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/11/21•24m 11s

Bananas Live in Fort Wayne!

It's Bananas live in Fort Wayne, Indiana! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who declared his love using Rubik’s Cubes, a man who ejaculates from his anus and urinates feces, a chicken who lived for months without a head and a Texas football coach’s stripper girlfriend's monkey that bit a child! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/11/21•1h 23m

Paws at 10 and 2 with Morgan James

Morgan James (new album A Very Magnetic Christmas) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who was arrested in a car chase and claimed to be teaching his dog to drive, a dating app for cat lovers, a man creating a cow helicopter, the number one delivered item by Uber Eats in 2021 and a 25 year old puddle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/11/21•1h 4m

Let It Snow Minisode

Kurt and Scott tell a listener stories about fake snow causing chaos and a found dildo on a cruise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/11/21•25m 15s

The Shroud of Tushin Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a butt imprint on a church piano bench! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/11/21•25m 38s

I CAN'T STOP DANCING with Celia Pacquola

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued Geico after having sex in a car and getting an STD and how the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/11/21•58m 46s

Bananas Live in Hamden!

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos being declared people, a man who made his date pay for $100 tacos at Taco Bell, a human zookeeper that fathered chicks with a murderous crane and the cigarette smoking, beer chugging bear that helped fight Nazis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/11/21•1h 22m

Blue Moon, Wet Dog Minisode

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about a listener’s friend named Ricky! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/10/21•25m 11s

Pope Pops Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/10/21•24m 43s

Remote Controlled Dancing Grannies

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman’s pillow and cats being annoyed that their owners are home more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/10/21•1h 4m

Boiling Points Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/10/21•24m 0s

Who Forked the Cheese? with SuChin Pak

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried under 50 tons of cheese, a family who’s dog turned out to be a bear and a suspicious package outside a library in Oregon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/10/21•1h 1m

Clown Shortage with Kendra Cole

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got locked in a super market overnight, a missing drunk man that joined a search party looking for him and the new Amazon robot that throws itself down stairs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/10/21•1h 3m

Stay Puft, Crypto Hamster! with Mary Roach

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, a miracle shark baby and lab grown woolly mammoths! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/10/21•57m 44s

Smooth Sailing Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about going on a cruise and accidentally breaking the law! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/09/21•23m 36s

Pizza Pizza Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tells listener stories about working at the geriatric ward in a hospital and a very crazy pizza delivery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/09/21•26m 24s

Crab Legs in the Attic with Aisling Bea

Aisling Bea (This Way Up on Hulu now!) talks with Kurt and Scotty about how penguins and badgers have a gas from Venus in their feces, a man who left a photocopy of his face at a building he broke into, an update on the man who won a candy factory and a raccoon living a luxurious life in an attic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/09/21•58m 39s

Dumped for an Ashtray

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a man’s sexual performance led to arson, a man that stabbed himself while driving and eating Taco Bell, how animals flirt, a man who lost his life savings on a carnival game, a man who dumped his sex doll for an ash tray and how eating a hot dog takes a year off your life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/09/21•1h 7m

Unwanted Mail Attention Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a very boring professor and accidentally attacking a mail delivery person! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/09/21•28m 6s

Race Car Bed Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a naked man who was found in a yard, and a man who drank two light beers and got way too drunk and fell asleep in a race car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/09/21•25m 46s

In One Hole, Out the Other with Allison Fields

Allison Fields joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who could eat anything and used his skill to become a spy, the Deerfield Testicle Festival, a bishop who left his job after falling in love with a Satan worshipper, a man who stuffed a live eel up his butt to cure constipation and psychic bum readings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/09/21•1h 17m

The Fartomaniac with Kristen Schaal

Kristen Schaal returns to the podcast to talk to Kurt and Scotty about a man who could suck water into his anus, a secret apartment in a mall, the Moronic Moped Marathon, the girl who won a handwriting contest and the tree that owns itself! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/09/21•1h 8m

Twin Accident Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about autocorrect and a car accident and a neighborhood's Christmas mannequin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/09/21•23m 27s

Pig in a Bow Tie Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a customer who really wanted to bring a pet pig into a store and a very eccentric co-worker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/09/21•25m 12s

Small Crimes Confessions Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/09/21•24m 4s

Daddy Short Legs

Kurt and Scotty talk about scientists accidentally creating daddy short legs spiders, a naked man arrested for floating down the river while running from bail bondsmen, the universe being conscious, a man who used a a first class plane ticket to eat for free at the airport for a year, an update on Prancer the demonic chihuahua and the full story about the woman with the fudge recipe on her tombstone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31/08/21•1h 6m

Satan Is My Co-Pilot

Kurt and Scotty talk about a naked high speed chase involving Satan, a house cat that shut down a school, football sized goldfish, a woman being hit by a plane while kayaking, the kayak court of Salt Lake City and a fudge recipe on a headstone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/08/21•59m 36s

Pants Party Minisode

In this minisode Kurt and Scotty talk about Scotty's infamous pants parties, a strange passenger on a plane and a 3 year old who loves an Austrian concert violinist! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/08/21•28m 46s

You're So Fake Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about waking up and finding a drunk man in your hotel room and a clown traumatizing a kid at a birthday party Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/08/21•27m 6s

Human Suction Cup with Shonali Bhowmik

Shonali Bhowmik (musician/filmmaker/actor, Tigers and Monkeys) chats with Kurt and Scotty about the human suction cup, visitors getting injured at the Titanic museum, a man who woke up with amnesia, a man who brought his mother’s ashes on a date and how the Matrix code came from a sushi recipe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/08/21•1h 4m

Cocaine Cactus

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kids toy that sings a Polish rap about cocaine, a group of boys shipwrecked on an island for 15 months, an exorcism of dead trees at Home Depot, static electricity in a jacket that sparked fires and evacuations, and how if spiders worked together they could eat all humans in one year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/08/21•1h 2m

Have You Heard Of This Chicken Taco? Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about stumbling on an Elvis impersonation contest and a family and confusion over chicken tacos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/08/21•26m 46s

Employee of the Month Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a grandfather’s unique jobs and finding a coworker doing something strange with a vacuum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/08/21•26m 25s

Greatest Fan in the World with Aparna Nancherla

Aparna Nancherla (comedian, Corporate, The Greath North) talks to Kurt and Scotty about a baby born on 7/11, cocaine users getting banned from football matches, a missing tortoise found after 30 years, land lobsters in Big Bend and a woman that won a toy Yoda! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/08/21•58m 45s

Radioactive Cocky Piggies with Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about fish sex and noise, Peppa Pig causing American kids to have British accents, cocky and aggressive radioactive pigs in Japan, a wood satellite and the Australian Prime Minister insisting he didn’t shit his pants at a McDonalds! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/07/21•1h 4m

Kick in the Head Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a listener who tried to kick herself in the head repeatedly and almost ruptured her appendix and a story about a listener who got a nose bleed while driving and gets pulled over! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/07/21•26m 9s

Tuna Blobs and the Most Special Mango

Kurt and Scotty talk about a newspaper that congratulated a man for pleasing 15 women, the blobs that fell from the sky, Subway’s “tuna”, the world’s most expensive mango and an Alzheimer’s patient marrying his wife for a second time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/07/21•1h 2m

Blow It Out Your Nose with Alyssa Limperis

Alyssa Limperis (comedy, new movie Too Late) talks with Kurt and Scotty about an update on Buddy the Beefalo, a woman who chased her daughter down the street while wearing a fox costume, a runner who collapsed during a race, a woman who had a toy stuck up her nose for 37 years, the blue people of Kentucky and French robbers that tried to rob a McDonalds! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/07/21•1h 5m

Combing It Out Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a woman who met a man who just wanted to comb her hair and a listener story about a woman who listed her house as a restaurant! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/07/21•24m 27s

Escape from Escaping with Ever Mainard

Ever Mainard (comedy, Paddleton) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Baltimore man who stole an ambulance to drive himself to the hospital, a man who did not sleep for 40 years, a man who broke the world record stacking M&Ms, an accidental Dad-Fest and two women who escaped prison and were arrested in an escape room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/07/21•1h 1m

Moon Bone

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about DNA on NYC subways, a guy who stole $21 million worth of lunar rocks so he could have sex on them, strange insurance policies and a petition for Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/06/21•1h 7m

Pigeon Foot Minisode

Kurt and Scotty discuss a listener story about accidentally eating acid candy and a listener story about a Viking metal band and a pigeon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/06/21•22m 46s

Hellavator with Megan Gailey

Megan Gailey (comedian/writer, I Love A Lifetime Movie podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a worm with a hundred butts, a man who was stuck on amusement park ride for 48 hours, a man who found a locked safe buried in his yard, a woman arrested for masturbating in front of chicken shop twice in a month and a man who drunk texted an aquarium! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/06/21•1h 3m

Blonsky Baby Birther with Avital Ash

Avital Ash (Anti Social Distance, He's Right Behind You podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man searching for his dog who went missing near a river, conversation lengths, diet noodles that wreaked havoc on a woman’s digestive system and a device invented to assist childbirth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/06/21•1h 3m

Jocko's Revenge Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about an interesting hotel stay at a band director convention, the time a mom rode a horse into a bar for a bet and Scotty talks about being recognized as people he’s not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/06/21•29m 30s

The Ballad of Crystal Metheny with Yeardley Smith

Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons, Small Town Dicks podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Russia trying to clone a 3,000 year old army, an Australian woman who came out surgery with an Irish accent, a Sister who collects skulls, a 29 year old who posed as a high schooler to promote her Instagram and a woman named Crystal Metheny who was arrested for firing a missile into a car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/06/21•1h 1m

Oops My Butt Fell Off with Starlee Kine

Starlee Kine (Mystery Show podcast, Search Party) talks to Kurt and Scotty about psychedelic fungus and cicadas, a marijuana strapped arrow shot towards a prison, Jesus’s foreskin and how 6% of Americans thinking they can win a fight against a grizzly bear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/06/21•1h 4m

Worlds Greatest Step-Dad Minisode

Kurt and Scotty read a listener story about two cousins who had never met and ended up living together, Scotty talks about his experience dating a dancer and they read a listener story about family trip to a drive through safari park! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/05/21•26m 46s

Scootin' After Midnight

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a 6th grade science project involving cat butts, coyotes who attacked a man on an electric scooter, thousands of employees stuck on a reply-all email nightmare, a bride and groom who crashed a house for their wedding and a turkey sex experiment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/05/21•1h 2m

Prancer & Sparkles with Shalewa Sharpe

Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Prancer the chihuahua who is haunted by a Victorian child, Sparkles the Unicorn, an elderly couple who used morse code to escape an assisted living facility, a teen who accidentally moved into a retirement community and herring farts being mistaken for a submarine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/05/21•1h 3m

Rutting Season Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a visit to Graceland Too, a weird AirBnb experience, a moose stealing a kid and hearing weird noises at a wedding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/05/21•28m 42s

Heimlich Doesn't Choke with Carolina Groppa

Carolina Groppa (Angle on Producers podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a Russian man who got trapped in a boy band on a Chinese TV show, the inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, two 5 year olds who tunneled their way out of pre-school to try to buy a sports car, a woman’s swimsuit that helped her survive a shark attack, 5 people who lived in a sunless cave to study time and a 77 year old substitute teacher who received a gift from a former student! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/05/21•1h 4m

Baby Bird Whiskey in the Mouth

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a man who married and divorced his wife multiple times to get more paid vacation time at work, five hit men jailed after each hired the other, a man accused of tossing used coffee cups into a yard for three years, a couple who accidentally defaced a $500k painting and how the Suez Canal blockage caused a garden gnome shortage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/05/21•1h

Cheesecake Pirate Minisode

In this minisode, Kurt and Scotty talk about a rock climber who uses his skills to help a robbery case, Scotty talks about sneaking out of his girlfriends’s house in high school, a listener writes in about seeing a pirate eat half a cheesecake with his hands and Kurt talks about Chengwin and Chunk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/04/21•30m 43s

27s All The Way Down Minisode

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about being arrested for not returning library books and a listener story about a man’s interesting lottery number choices! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/04/21•24m 16s

What’s Up Now, Topher?! with Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson

Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who’s friends shipped him in a crate across seas, how a bank robber’s ugly tie helped him get away, Topher Grace confronting a heckler, a mafia fugitive caught after posting cooking videos on Youtube and the weirdest penises in the animal kingdom! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/04/21•1h 2m

One Year Bananaversary with Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff

It's the One Year Bananaversary! Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff join Kurt and Scotty to celebrate and talk about the Taiwan government asking people to stop legally changing their names to Salmon, a man who threw a firework and lit 4 U-Hauls on fire, a woman returning abandoned boats to their owners, a woman who discovers her son’s fiancé is her long lost daughter and Mr. Brightside by The Killers unprecedented run on the UK charts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/04/21•1h 7m

Head Panties Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a guy who went on tour with a band and had some interesting experiences, a grandma who wore panties on her head when she slept and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/04/21•26m 33s

B.A.D. II with Laurel Bristow

Laurel Bristow is back for a Bananas After Dark! Laurel, Kurt and Scotty talk about climate change shrinking human penises, a man who put 15 eggs up his butt, a found letter, A.I. generated pick up lines and the most bought items on Amazon after stimulus checks were sent out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/04/21•1h 19m

Crow Army with Peppermint

Peppermint (RuPaul's Drag Race, new album A Girl Like Me: Letters to My Lovers) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who accidentally created an army of crows, suspected dynamite that ended up being a beef jerky stick, a hidden apartment behind a bathroom mirror, an review for a hair removal cream and best friends who found out they were actually sisters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/04/21•58m 25s

Boy Scout Bed Pan Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about revenge at a Boy Scout camp, living in the wilderness, using a bed pan to teach about sex, a guy who thought his dad was a really great guy and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/04/21•28m 6s

Down Under the Cracker Barrel Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Van Halen concert and a man with an iPad, a grandma who took some ashes to a Cracker Barrel, a woman who moved in with a boyfriend way too quickly, accidentally taking acid while DJing and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/04/21•28m 36s

The Best Trip Ever Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a dead manatee and an acid trip, taking care of a neighbor’s mean dog, people hijacking planes in Cuba and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/04/21•24m 20s

Goodness, Gracious, Great Ball on Fire!

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that was sued for sending a prank gift, friends rescued after floating 100 miles out to sea on air mattress, a crystal ball that caused a house fire, a mother and daughter who rigged the homecoming court and a walrus that fell asleep on an iceberg and woke up in Ireland! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/03/21•59m 34s

My Maine Man! with Emily Calandrelli

Emily Calandrelli (Emily's Wonder Lab on Netflix) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about building a sperm bank on the moon, a woman who thought she had Crohn’s disease, a three headed taxidermy duckling, a lost tourist who ended up in Maine instead of San Francisco and a man who only drank beer for Lent! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/03/21•1h 3m

Cows, Tattoos, and OnlyFans with Madeleine Byrne

Madeleine Byrne joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an incident involving a dog, cow and cop, the dumbest tattoos people have gotten, a listing on Zillow for the worst house on the street, a man who staged his own kidnapping to avoid work and a kid kicked out of school over their mom’s OnlyFans account! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/03/21•1h 3m

Fire Dog with Jackie Kashian

Jackie Kashian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man on LSD who saved a dog from an imagined house fire, South Africa’s winning lottery numbers, the most bizarre things people have seen on public transport, a massage therapist accused of sexual misconduct who was really playing games on cell phone and a postcard that arrived 100 years after it was mailed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/03/21•1h

Hot Pants with Akilah Hughes

Akilah Hughes joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether or not China is building a time machine, a lawyer who’s pants caught on fire who, Amelia Earheart’s disappearance, Portland’s therapy llama, the astronaut who snuck a sandwich into space and how the Times Square Margaritaville will soon contain a synagogue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/03/21•1h 1m

Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook

Lauren Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who was bit by a shark, spider and alligator, a maid of honor who almost ran over the best man, a teen who reported their stolen fake ID and then got arrested, a teen who was reunited with lost pet rooster after a Civil War reenactment and a movie based on the Uno card game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/02/21•1h 19m

Smuggling Bologna with Rhea Butcher

Rhea Butcher joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how there are probably dinosaurs on the moon, baloney being confiscated at customs, a scientist who pumped hydrogen gas into his butthole, an 8 year who called out NPR for lack of dinosaur stories, the monster of Clearwater and how a prosthetic leg was mistaken for a pedophile! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/02/21•1h 3m

Laws Off My Paws! with Sherry Cola

Sherry Cola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about one of the world’s dullest men, a maraschino cherry factory in New York, a guy who pretended to not know what a potato was, the weirdest animal laws in America and a woman who chugged a bottle of cognac because she couldn’t take it through airport security! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/02/21•59m 47s

Twinsies!

Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his street, a man who was being fired and brought a clown for emotional support, a wife who stabbed her husband after finding old sex photos and Idaho’s rejected personalized license plates! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/02/21•1h 7m

Livin’ in O’Hare with Raiza Licea

Raiza Licea joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a directory on which animals fart and which don’t, a man who lived at O’Hare airport for months, the religion behind Sleepytime Tea, a thief who stole a car with a kid in it and a girl who used a toy unicorn passport to travel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/01/21•1h 3m

Zero Gravity Lizard Orgy with Jessica Chaffin

Jessica Chaffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rogue satellite full of geckos, turning a Peloton into a sex toy, a 6 ton potato AirBnb, a man who runs cold water over pizza to cool it down and a woman who was hit by the infamous Dave Matthews tour bus shitwave! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/01/21•1h 9m

Ding Dongs, Hoo-ha, and Celine Dions with Jessica Dobson

Jessica Dobson of Deep Sea Diver joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Danish children’s show about a man with a huge penis, a man who got locked in a 24 Hour Fitness overnight, two stories about giant vagina sculptures, how an avocado was used in bank heists, a man who is tattooing himself turquoise and a man who got drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/01/21•1h 4m

Heavenly Bottom

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty talk about a log that poops Christmas gifts, a son who is suing his parents for throwing away his porn, why you’ve probably kissed a drowning victim from the 1800's, the Pope’s Instagram account liking a risqué photo, a man who found closure after losing his leg and the story of a brother and sister who try to get a made up word into the dictionary! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/01/21•56m 34s

Jet Ski Romeo

It's just Kurt and Scotty this week and they talk about Garfield phones washing ashore in France, a deer named Carrot, a mysterious booming sound in New Jersey, a lovesick man jet skiing to see his girlfriend and a man who impersonated a property owner to get a Cookie Monster mural painted! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/12/20•1h 4m

Packin' Clay with Natalie Palamides

Natalie Palamides (new special Nate on Netflix) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a fight over ceramic dildos in New Zealand, a plane that had to turn around after the mom left baby at airport, the eruption of Mt Edgecumbe, a man allergic to the cold and how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/12/20•1h 8m

Nightmares for Garfield with Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (new podcast That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who realizes she is her own twin, a man who tries to have sex with a pile of leaves, Garfield’s Nightmare theme park, long lines at an In & Out sparking a fight, a suspect trying to escape via underwater sea scooter and the time a Dave Matthews band bus dumped humane waste on a tour boat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/12/20•1h 12m

Moon Roof Man with Michelle Buteau

Michelle Buteau (new book Survival of the Thickest!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who impersonates trees, Four Loko shots, fried chicken scented fire logs, a missing Irish dolphin, a pants-less driver who was ejected through his moon roof, firefighters rescuing 3 men from a dryer and Amazon not translating Swedish correctly! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/12/20•1h 3m

Bottoms Up! with Lauren Lapkus

Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucked out of a plane during flight, John Waters donating his art collection, sending an attractive lookalike to a high school reunion, cheese wheel thieves and a man who finds a strange drink in a landfill! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/12/20•1h 3m

Finger Lickin Bad with Albertina Rizzo

Albertina Rizzo is back on Bananas to talk about a man cooking chicken in a Yellowstone hot spring, a drunk man who got into a shouting match with a dog, a farm containing crumbling statues and busts, a man selling discontinued Taco Bell tacos, an update on Canuck the crow, a black leopard who mauled a man and the story of a WWII veteran who was reunited with his dog tags! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24/11/20•1h 2m

Mushroom Orgasm with Laurel Bristow

Infectious Disease Researcher Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mushroom that makes woman orgasm just by smelling it, a man who started an inferno trying to forge a sword, a robot hand you can take on walks, the world’s worst Airbnb, a woman who claims she’s an FBI agent to get free Chick-Fil-A and a teen who woke from a coma after hearing someone say his favorite food! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17/11/20•57m 45s

Talking Turkeys with Sue Bird

WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the butthole version of Cats, a person who turned their shed into a restaurant, a student who caused chaos testing engagement rings, the aggressive wild turkey in Oakland who was finally captured, an automatic camera mistaking a ref’s head for the ball and a woman who gave cops an unusual fake name! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10/11/20•56m 30s

Taint Misbehavin’ with Cara Santa Maria

Scientist Cara Santa Maria chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man calling 911 on a restaurant for too small clams, butthole sunning, creating a violent A.I. by making it read Reddit, a woman who brought 23 relatives to a blind date and a story about a lonely fish who has eaten all his friends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/11/20•1h 4m

Robuttics Laboratory with Fortune Feimster

Comedian Fortune Feimster joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who made a robot he controls with his butthole, a fifth grader who loves his Hooters face mask, a man who loves to drive NY buses and trains despite not working for MTA, a man who denies turning his house into a restaurant, losing 10 years of memory after bad constipation and a teen who covered himself in ranch dressing, destroyed a store and crashed his car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/10/20•1h 1m

Angry Birds with Phoebe Bridgers

Musician Phoebe Bridgers joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who fell off a cliff trying to save a puppy, parrots at a zoo who won’t stop swearing at people, a boy who eats nothing but sausages, Florida’s “nub city”, a man who took a garbage truck on a drunk driving adventure and a drunk pigeon in New Zealand! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20/10/20•1h

Black Coffee, Black Eyes, Can't Lose

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13/10/20•57m 55s

Big Holes with Beth Stelling

Comedian Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who dug a big hole in his garden and refused to get out, the Mountain Dew cocktail, the Ig Nobel Prize winners, a secret man-cave under Grand Central, a 15 year old who stole a tram and parents getting naked and high and accidentally bombing their kids' Zoom classes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/10/20•1h 8m

Butthole Lane with Andy Iwancio

Comedian Andy Iwancio joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the residents of Butthole Lane, a Juicy Fruit themed casket, the search for a highly aggressive beefalo, a man who crashed a battle tank twice, a candy factory giveaway and a woman who beat up her father for farting too much! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29/09/20•1h 9m

Vaseline Alley with Chloe Bridges

Actress Chloe Bridges joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about robot wolves used to scare wild boars, Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, a shoplifter who was caught due to his distinct graphic tee, a man who blew up part of his house while chasing a fly, Calgary’s Vaseline alley and a women’s message in a bottle that traveled from US to Spain! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22/09/20•1h 2m

Cocaine Hippos

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty discuss Pablo Escobar’s hippos restoring an ecosystem, Burning Man moving to an online platform, the mafia giving food to struggling families, an interesting date involving meth, lots of digging and a baby Yoda, a man who accidentally ejected himself from a jet and a body builder postponing his wedding to sex doll due to the pandemic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15/09/20•53m 37s

Bananas Family Values with Corina Newsome

Corina Newsome (ornithologist and birder) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who fought a wasp nest with fire, Busta Rhymes’ island, a naked man arrested for repeatedly going through the Taco Bell drive-thru, the mole man of Hackney, threatened Sage Grouse and a woman who married her adopted son, committed murder and WAY more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08/09/20•1h 2m

Butt Druggin’, Ball Poppin’ Beats with Erinn Hayes

Erinn Hayes (Medical Police, Children's Hospital, Bill and Ted Face the Music) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man hiding drugs in his butt who shot himself in the testicles, a psychiatrist who keeps falling asleep during sessions, an ad for an angry koala, interesting kid names, the Yakuza not being able to celebrate Halloween and people’s fantasies about Siri and Alexa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

01/09/20•1h 3m

Traffic Mimes with Erin Brockovich

Erin Brockovich (new book Superman's Not Coming: Our National Water Crisis and What We the People Can Do About It) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a hostage situation and a Joaquin Phoenix documentary, a man who pretends to be his own prosecutor, a jeweler burying a million dollars worth of goods, a garage cut in half over a dispute and a mayor's interesting ways to solve some problems! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25/08/20•1h 1m

Jimmy the Arm Weiner with Mandee Johnson

Mandee Johnson (new book Super Serious!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who is growing a new penis on his arm, a goat who stole Skittles from a 7/11, a woman who hired a fake hitman, a spider that caused a crash, a man dressed as a cow who steals milk from a Walmart and the obituary of a woman who hated Tom Brady! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18/08/20•1h 5m

Chainsaw Baboons with Atsuko Okatsuka

Atsuko Okatsuka (Let's Go, Atsuko!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about chainsaw wielding baboons, man who forced a first date to help him rob a bank, a plaque commemorating a sherbet explosion, Venice gondola tours dealing with overweight tourists, McDonalds vs. cheating on your partner and a man grabbing a bull by it’s horns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11/08/20•1h 4m

No Pants Necessary Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about questionable tattoos, a man missing his pants and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

06/08/20•25m 46s

Assquatchin’ with Franchesca Ramsey

Franchesca Ramsey (MTV's Decoded, The Nightly Show, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about taxidermists turning deer butts into assquatches, a woman in a relationship with a ghost who wants to have a baby, a fox that stole over a hundred shoes, putting potatoes up your butt to cure hemorrhoids, emus getting banned from a pub and the oldest person to ever go skydiving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

04/08/20•59m 46s

Grannies Gone Wild with Alison Rosen

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss William Shatner getting horse semen in his divorce settlement, a women who accidentally stole a car, teenagers dressing up as old people with face masks to buy alcohol, a bar fight that broke out over a fart and a crow who stole a knife from a crime scene! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/07/20•1h 4m

Macaroni River Minisode

Kurt and Scotty talk about a grandma spy, accidentally swimming in macaroni and more on this Minisode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/07/20•24m 14s

Toilet Garden with Hend Baghdady

Producer Hend Baghdady joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a naked man rescued from the sewers, a Texas town who changed their name, a man's personal toilet garden, steak sauce being hidden around a public library, parents who lost custody of their kid over a name and a man who’s bladder exploded after holding it in for too long! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/07/20•1h

Good Bird Gone Bad with Alyssa Carson

Future astronaut Alyssa Carson joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a turtle that pees through it’s mouth, wolves eating blueberries, a motorcycle riding alligator, a man in a bull onesie who tried to burn down a house with spaghetti sauce, teens who accidentally snorted their grandfather's ashes, a man being fined for calling another man a leprechaun, a drunk monkey who got sentenced to jail and a bird that was arrested for robbery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14/07/20•1h 4m

Chocolate Butthole with Arden Myrin

Arden Myrin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a hipster who accused a company of using his photo only to find out it wasn't him, a story about a man who threw a pickle at a highway worker, a criminal crow, chocolate molds of buttholes and a man who created a landfill in his yard! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07/07/20•1h 11m

Horse with a Hump Minisode

Kurt and Scotty do a minisode of YOUR stories! They talk about a horse with a hump, a woman who may or may not have lost her cat and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

02/07/20•25m 43s

Parachuting Beavers with Chaley Rose

Actress and singer Chaley Rose joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a murdered goose who wore Nikes, a woman who learned she was washing her hands with a block of cheese, parachuting beavers, a woman who found out she had a brain tumor from voices in her head, a Florida couple who get trapped in an unlocked closet and a park called Exploding Whale Park! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30/06/20•1h 1m

Penis Candle Mogul Murder with Mamrie Hart

Mamrie Hart joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Spanish penis candle mogul who is accused of manslaughter, a nude sunbather who was mistaken for a dead body, a treasure that was hidden for ten years, extreme mating killing marsupials, ducks that may battle locust swarms and an author about serial killers who turned out to be a serial liar Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23/06/20•1h 9m

Famous Boozy Pigs with Naomi Ekperigin

Naomi Ekperigin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a parrot that told a firefighter to fuck off, a woman who ate her engagement ring, a famous boozy pig who sadly passed away, men hired for a sexual fantasy who went to the wrong address, an aquarium that had to cancel an octopus sex act due to cannibalism concerns, and a drunk man who floated down a river for seven miles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16/06/20•1h 1m

Tortoise Sex God with Sabrina Jalees

Sabrina Jalees joins Kurt and Scotty this week to talk about a retired sex god tortoise, an epic fight involving feces and a Roomba, a man who robbed a store with a watermelon on his head, an AirBnB host that walked in on an orgy, Facetiming eels and the world’s shortest man! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

09/06/20•1h 4m

The Thirstiest Man In America with Lucianne Walkowicz

Astronomer Lucianne Walkowicz joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who carjacks a wine tanker, ICP cancelling The Gathering of the Juggalos, an astrophysicist who got magnets stuck up his nose, the pentagon releasing UFO videos, a repeating radio message from space, butt masks, a 5 year old trying to buy a Lamborghini and a gender reveal party starting a fire! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

03/06/20•1h 4m

Blind Goose Love Triangle with Dani Fernandez

Dani Fernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss stories about a bi-sexual blind goose who was in a love triangle, a mistaken bomb threat at a Home Depot, American Girl using the likeness of an astrophysicist for a doll, a paperboy attacked by a goat, a man rescued after trying to travel to Kentucky on a log, a guy that camped in Disney World during the quarantine, Kim Jong Un getting drunk, and a women who breastfeeds her boyfriend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/05/20•1h 3m

Robot Gorilla Farts with Karen Kilgariff

Karen Kilgariff joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a robot gorilla that recorded gorilla farts, a giant tomato, a raccoon tail, a judo group’s van attempting to be robbed, a Spanish journalist who gets caught cheating on live TV and a story about a man who is determined to get as many free nuggets as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19/05/20•58m 15s

Miniature Donkey Video Calls with Emily V. Gordon

Emily V. Gordon joins Kurt and Scotty to talk a woman who pees alcohol, a sheep that went missing for years, a mini donkey that does video calls and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12/05/20•1h 2m

Dead Cat Drone with Albertina Rizzo

Albertina Rizza joins Kurt and Scotty and talk about dolphins helping with alien communication, a dead cat turned into a drone and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

05/05/20•55m 38s

Face Mask Thong with Georgia Hardstark

Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about toilets that recognize you in a very specific way, using a thong as a face mask, a sassy AirBnB host and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28/04/20•58m 25s

Pigeon Pants with Kristen Schaal

Kristen Schaal joins Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes for the premiere episode of Bananas! They discuss stories involving pigeons and pants, human tongues and jars, mysterious mashed potatoes and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21/04/20•59m 10s

Bananas Trailer

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27/03/20•2m 12s