No Holes Barred

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get giddy at giggly at the sheer delight of recording the podcast, losing a condom and fanny flannels once again make a come back for one poor tired dad at the end of a hard day's work. They both celebrate the chaos of their lives because they have each other to laugh their way through it. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic teaches Laura the term for a double handed wank and they hear about the woman who lost a tampon for a hot minute as well as a little fact time about herpes. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura rejoice in the freedom that comes with the kids returning to school, discuss the ethics of sharing your STD status and discover how cavernous Vic's lady garden is. This episode is sponsored by Better Help.  Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura chat the medieval practice of tongue ladies over chairs just so they stay faithful to their husbands. Wonder if that's a valid excuse for being licked out in 2023?? They also read a couple of little confessions and one that heeds warning to all parents, never buy a hamster. It's like Russian roulette. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about how they're surviving the summer holidays, find out the error of having nooky in a conservatory and discuss the struggles of parenthood and feeling like a less an adequate parent.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk holidays with kids and how they're a terrible idea and how Vic is sporting a Frankenstein hand post her carpel tunnel surgery. They then talk about the logistics of being a cleaner and how you leave a parting gift for a client you hate. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares the sad news that her lovely Dad, Ian Emes, has passed away, Laura gives the best health and safety advice about rice and Vic shares the trauma of taking her kids on a fairground ride. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura hear more of your hilarious confessions, discuss Vic's trauma around her husbands choice of trousers and share the outrageous demands of their pets. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episodes of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the politics of the parent race at sports day, discover the meaning of being a hot wife and delve into the logistics of foot sniffing. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vi continue their conversation with Melissa Louise, discussing all things pleasure. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, we welcome special guest Melissa Louise, a sex educator and pleasure advocate who chats all things tantric sex, erotic blueprints and intimacy and relationships. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. TW: discussion of sexual abuse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura celebrates the end of her first UK comedy tour and excitedly announce the fact next week's show will be including a very special guest all the way from Mexico who has a very interesting job around mens genitals. They ask the question - would you use your mums sex toy? Which leads into a indepth conversation around toothbrush sharing. Buckle up shlags because this episode packs one hell of a tidy punch. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out the dangers of possessing long nails, how any household ornament can be turned into a pleasure instrument and what not to say when someone is questioning their relationship. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic turns 40 and Laura begins her comedy tour of the UK. They pick apart the logistics of how to use a hoover for sexual pleasure as Vic gives her own personal recommendation for the most reliable sucking motion there is on the market. She also chats about the new ways Rob tries to sexually arouse her with hidden clues in amongst their fruity deserts. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss setting up an all female commune, the highs and lows of dating and imagine what Steve would look like doing a naked handstand. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura share some of your deepest darkest confessions, critique the marketing tactics of a sex toy company and Laura relives the trauma of Steve neglecting to show up to his own childs birthday party. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat sobriety, what to do with a used cucumber, how not to share your wife's sex toys and how much luggage is required for a dirty weekend away with your partner. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic shares her romantic wedding anniversary celebration and both Laura and Vic share their choo choo train of pleasure celeb line up while trying not to over complicate things with emotions. They also urge caution to anyone ever entering a MRI machine in possession of a sex toy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the thrilling topic of clover lawns, revel in Laura's Mary Poppins like qualities when she's interacting with other peoples kids and take questions from their lovely audience. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura go all green fingered and discuss lawns in far too much depth, we hear from a lady who accidentally empties her bowels in front of the window cleaner and discuss the annoying frequency with which their partners need the toilet. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic shares the time her work casually called her by a different name for 9 months without realising and they share their intense frustration at the irrelevant questions of children over things no one actually cares. They also share 2 stories that'll potentially put you off casual hook ups and sex toys for life. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share stories of friendship sex highs and lows. They both reflect on their own experiences of it as well as some listeners experiences. They talk grief wanking and and proctograms in yet another smutty mouthed 45 minute ramble. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura reunite after a 3 week hiatus thanks to the Easter hols and Laura trip to Thailand. They break down the highs and lows of the school break including Vics son almost burning down someone's house to see how a induction hob works. They talk sex in the wild, Thailand beach poos and awkward one night stands. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat to a very special guest about her job as a Dominatrix! We chat all things relating to the role of being a dominatrix, from the logistics of fisting, to the fascinating practice of CBT, this eye opening episode is an empowering insight into the world of being a professional pleasure/pain giver. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares her close shave with an angry Alsatian, Laura shares her debut foray into doing stand up comedy and the girls discuss whether it's possible to recover from having explosive guts in front of your teenage son. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic talks through how terrible decision to heavily drink the night before mothers day and she reads out a bit of sexy time that goes wrong in a graveyard. Laura then admits she collects her kids teeth in a jar like a pychopath and they realise very quickly that it's not impossible to orgasm during exercise. You just need to be knickerless and wearing tight trousers. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic revisit the phantom potato thrower, discuss whether a racoon could fit in a bum and get a voicenote about a one night stand gone wrong. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura welcome some guests to the podcast who are in a relationship together and also swingers. They give an insight into the world of sex clubs and open relationships and break down some of the biggest misconceptions around this alternative sex life. It's eye opening as well as refreshing. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss their weekends and surviving one socially awkward encounter at a time. They talk anal sex that leads to a hospital visit and how this show literally rendered an old lady unconscious. They also delve into the neighbourhood terror lurking around Vics local community. This week is nothing short of exceptional hilarity we think you'll enjoy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells her tales of wow that while she might have escaped her children for a night of passion, she was instantly met with the reality of parenthood as soon as she returned home. They receive a fruity confession and question over when you might over step the mark in a quest for close friendship and Laura gives some bedroom toy facts taken from a Instagram poll. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss their eventful half terms, Vic nurses a massive hangover, and they delve deep into the art of dirty talk. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss the importance of always reading medical guidance when it comes to taking prescription drugs, imagine a Candida fuelled apocalypse and give some potentially dubious advice about how to deal with a 'situationship'. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today with 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura talks about the horror of her discovery over a pubic hair in her chips from a local take away and Vic confesses to not having an issue with strangers bodily hair in her food like the true skank she is. They have some clarity of barbie bum tying up the loose ends surrounding shitting with no hole and how one lucky girl lost her virginity in a sexy foursome that leaves her all these years on still gagging for more.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura describes the exact moment she carelessly tickles a strange man's ear with her free and wild tit on a water slide and Vic talks cum sounds radiating the walls of her spin class. They get the confession of a woman who enjoyed a threesome with a couple (throuple) and they are hungry for more because their social awkwardness would only leave the sexual encounter desperately cringe. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic explore the logistics of recycling old sex toys, reveal what massive coffee snobs they are and chat about the journey to finding body acceptance. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic takes a trip down memory lane where an old flame forwards her a letter she has sent to him while they dated as teens as she recants her passive aggressive tone and the special minge stone she has passed onto him for safe keeping. They have a story from yet another horny dad getting a bit too carried away with the porno sky store ordering while mums away for the weekend and how Laura celebrates 21 years of being with Steve with a rage fuelled voice message for locking her out the house. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk monogamy, house shitting and the mums of this world who are prepared to phish out a condom stuck up their daughters friends minge. They read a story that should put anyone off the idea of every doing drugs and why it's alright to just acknowledge that sometimes shit happens. We all make mistakes and they can be more about a learning curve than they are about punishing ourselves over something that can't be changed. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss their new year resolutions for 2023, question how a WW11 bomb ended up an 88 year old mans back passage, and discuss the wild abandon of Mums nights out. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode of NHB looks back at some of the gems from 2022 - what a year it's been! Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Insta. Back next week with a bang. Happy New YEAR! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get ready for the festive season of Christmas with bitching about their husbands and children. They receive a story of how a sleeping piss can leave a carpet smelling for weeks and a couple of tidy ups about sex and foot fetishism. They end by thanking the loyal wonderful listeners of this podcast who have made 2022 hilariously brilliant. See you in 2023. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss post night out shenanigans where Laura exposed herself to a London highstreet and Vic sexually aroused by Laura's aerolas as well as being so shit faced she did a slut drop in the middle of a restaurant to an unsuspecting table of people trying to eat their food. They have some tidy up time from the pant sniffing story and a word to the wise - when you put your house on the market be very careful who you allow to view your home. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura unpack the shoe trauma of a Hobbs brogue in London after Laura's unfortunate decision to go into the big smoke choosing style over comfort. They promise to put up a poll on Instagram asking the question.... do your husband sniff your used knickers? And they give a massive round of applause to the mum who managed the anxiety shat in the kids nappy. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk periods, people pleasing and carpal tunnel. They get a story from yet another one night stand confession that'll leave you wondering did the cat ever make it back home? We also get a voice note confirming the fact kids really are so weird in what they choose use as a comfort when they miss their parents. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the challenges of balancing life as a parent and sexy time. Vic escaped for a weekend of passion and Laura managed to break her glasses in the heat of the moment. They receive to date the funniest confession to date and urge anyone who can top this absolutely incredibly hilarious one night stand story. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss horny goat weed and why Vic hasn't got it in her to get down and dirty in the living room with the lights on while Laura confesses to the sound she makes at point of climax and its not sexy. They read out some interesting stories from being the blow job Queen all the way to the condom litter bug.. It's another week of filth. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about a little trip to Brighton they took to watch Laura debut her Talent of stand up comedy as well as her horrifically awkward social anxiety around new people, especially men. Laura barely made it out alive of the bedsheets in which they shared with Vics apocalyptic farts. They discuss open relationships, as well as read out one poor listened misfortune with her hot boss who we shall name piss dick. Keep sending in your stories and confessions to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss why cats are utterly terrifying and also useful if you're in the market for a beautiful floral arrangement from the local graveyard, or a used butt plug. They reveal the terrifying story of the woman who accidentally delved into a mountain of used condoms hand first and why Vic has a set of rules around sleeping with her, gorgonzola is not welcome. Please keep sending in your amazing stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about tattoos, including an ASDA bum stamp on one Scottish mum looking for love and why you should never trust the sea, because you're one wave away from exposing your flaps mid dump to a beach full of people. Please keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura celebrate their 100th episode- without mentioning it once because they didn't even realise. They bring back an old favourite feature, "Have you heard?" and chat about the logistics of dogging and the general etiquette around wanking in the dark with strangers in a car park. Please keep sending your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us at noholesbarredpodcast on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about how they'd happily be front line and center to a dildo truck crash just to get a front row seat watching rubber dicks flying across the road. They also get a hilarious confession from one poor woman who now knows her dad's had a threesome and why the woman in Belfast doesn't take rejection well. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the logistics of measuring of your own genitals with computer cables, share what ridiculous misdemeanours they got up to in their youth and share why you should never listen to this podcast around children. Find us at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura arrive slightly later than usual for a Tuesday but dive right into why a woman orgasming via the clit is a load of old bollocks. They also have some feedback with a bit of tidy up time over online chat forums and a story leaving us on tender hooks.... who fingered her in the church hall? Keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review on whatever platform you listen to us on. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura take a little break from recording and have pulled together some of the hilarious stories received over time including one that's never been aired. While they would love to say its because they're taking the time to spend with their children, the reality is they've not organised themselves well enough to record this week. They'll be back next week with the usual bants and filth. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic decides to change things up and share a new article with Laura which could possibly be the best to date. They are asked by a listener if their social anxiety has got worse since Covid, I think you all know the answer to that one and they also give warning to never ever fill your fishy hole with tuna. Please keep sharing your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on whichever platform you listen on. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss listeners dating disasters, from unsolicited dick pics to skid marks on bedsheets and reveal why lasagne can be fatal if used inappropriately. Follow us on Instagram at @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura get back to the basics of what this podcast is about - pure escapism with a heavy side order of smut. They asked the listeners on Instagram what you wanted to hear and they had a deafening cry back for more filth. So please, ladies and gents enjoy this episode of indulgent crudity and hilarious stories. Please keep sending in these fabulous stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review the podcast on whatever platform you listen on. It makes a big difference. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura hear one of the funniest voice note confessions to date from a trainee beautician and discuss the art of pooing whilst standing up. They finish on a agony aunt that they believe many other women will relate to. Please keep sending your stories, voice notes, and confessions to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura try to tactfully give gentle advice to a exhausted mum that she's probably going to be exhausted for a whole lot longer. They give some home truths to the lady talking about head pushing and celebrate pile, cellulite and being a woman. Keep your stories coming in to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on which ever platform you listen to us. It makes a big difference Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura listens to Vics endless tales of woe that even left her husband labelling her a miserable cow. They hear from the brave public toilet pooper who was left caught short with no toilet roll and the lady who is ready for change in her career but hasn't got the first clue what to do. Naturally asking the advice of these two slappers only confirms one thing, they haven't a fucking clue what she should do either. Continue to send in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to rate and review the podcast because it makes these couple of cunts happy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about the painful truth around bum grapes/hemroids/piles and how vic nearly shat her anal suppositories on a 5 year olds head in the park. In yet another bum heavy week they also read the confession of the girl who went to great lengths to hide her poo and answer an agony aunt of when is the right time to have a baby? Keep those stories, confessions, voices notes and agony aunts coming to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on whichever platform you listen to us, it makes a big difference. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the recent news of Americas new ruling regarding abortions and also try to offer advice over contraception in a week of some real girl chat about masturation, the injustice of being female and why lelo need to invent a quieter clit stim. Keep sending your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue rating and reviewing the podcast on whatever platform you listen through. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura read a message from a disgruntled listener and delicately tackle the mature response of how to respond to criticism.... they also throw caution to ANYONE who wishes to remain seated during any public toilet performance as it could lead to an unwelcome surprise. It's another corker of filth. Keep sending in these fabulous stories, agony aunts and maybe skip on the complaints to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please also leave reviews on whatever platform you listen to the podcast to as it makes a huge difference. Thank you Click here https://bit.ly/NoHolesBarred-CHEEX to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura dish out another trigger warning over the continued discussion of abortion after the huge influx of women responding to the open chat from last week that will hopefully continue to help women feel less alone and more included in this taboo women's health topic. They also have some cracking stories from some hilarious horny slags prepared to do anything to have a cheeky wank.  Please keep sharing your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/NoHolesBarred-CHEEX to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells Laura of a woeful start to her birthday with an aggressive pile, diarrhea and sickness along side a cheeky little bit of child tantruming in-between. This week's episode comes with a trigger warning as there is the discussion of abortion and a story from one lovely listener. Please keep sending in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura try to decide which animal they'd like to turn into in a bid to escape trouble and Laura expresses her progress is shunning the magpie. This week is no exception for the utter filthy tones of poo related stories that have been sent in and they send their thoughts to the fainting mum with ibs. Please keep sending in these exceptional stories, agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share some facts about what is takes to be top quality influencers on dubai and why people need to just leave eels alone. The question they would like you to answer is would you let your partner shit on your chest for one million pounds? Please keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about what they'd do if they were bummed by aliens and how it gives them the perfect excuse for any future affairs. They have a hysterical voice note that'll make you question if you ever want stew again and a agony aunt that leaves them wondering if they actually just give really shitty advice Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura talk about the dedication of scaling a roof to shit down a chimney and yet another fantastic voice note from one of their loyal followers. They also discuss the complicated process of managing a relationship along with mental health struggles in this week's agony aunt. Keep your stories coming to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get real about female pleasure and the importance of raising young people to know self exploration is good. They also get an update from one of the agony aunts everyone has been eager to hear from. And by the time this episode is through you'll never look at a Mars bar the same again. Keep your stories coming into noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the latest news of tumbler glasses lodged in bladders and why they are openly happy to be considered vulgar, talking about the things no one else dares to talk about. They listen to a brilliant confession from one of our dedicated listeners that'll make you gag in sympathy for her, as well as a heartfelt agony aunt. It's another fantastic week. Remember to keep your stories, agony aunts and facts coming. You can send them to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura cut more than one of the stories Laura has decided to share because of her continued poor judgement over what could potentially get this podcast cancelled. They also talk about by batteries don't belong up holes or why moon cups shouldn't be forgotten. It's another belter of an episode. Don't forget to keep sharing your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or head over to our Instagram page noholesbarredpodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura talk about the power of sexy underwear, female self pleasure and listen to their first ever voice note from a listener. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of NHB, Laura & Vic talk middle aged minge algorithms, jizz face creams and the quest to find body confidence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura reach new depths of depravity when Laura shares a news article that even left Vic questioning if she wanted to be friends with Laura anymore. They also solve an agony aunt that any lazy man who believes parenting is for women should listen to. Keep those stories coming and don't forget to voice note the confessions on our Instagram page @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic finally gets round to sending Laura her Christmas present, we learn about the incredible shooting powers of the pelvic floor and Vic shares her fantasy of becoming a full time voiceover artist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about the different levels their rage has taken them to and how they've reached their peak during pregnancy. They also talk about the dedication it takes to care for the delicate life of a tiny animal and how their future in the veterinary world would probably be very short lived. Be sure to keep sending in your hilarious stories and following their Instagram page. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode Vic and Laura bring in the New Year with promises of being more organised and exciting additions to the podcast they're looking forward to starting....Next week. They extensively talking about dogging, the legality of it, if its just a nighttime job or if you could expect to see a man cock in hand in a lay by during the day. They're asking you, the audience to start voice clipping your confessions of weirdness from kinks, to awkward sexual encounters directly to them to step 2022 up a gear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura struggle to work out what day of the week it is before wishing you a very Merry Christmas. They work out the logistics of energetic bum sex and debate the wonders of human biology allowing a stray onion ring to survive the digestive system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to implement some much needed structure to the format of the show, Vic shares her fear of nail extensions and they discuss how to put boundaries in place when your family are dickheads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss their innate lack of business knowledge and ponder how the hell they actually function as a partnership, reveal what to do if you get a WW11 mortar lodged up your bottom and get angry at the inequality between the sexes. Visit our shop at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura unpack the yoga retreat experience of a life time, with free dancing, tit flashing and naked hot tub sessions plus sleeping in a tent. Vic talks Laura through her perfect mindful wank, complete with dirty bedsheets and slug lips and they also officially announce the opening of their shop with a healthy range of sex toys to tickle your minge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss narcissistic in laws, the power of CBD and have plenty of LOLs over the next Banksy artwork that involves a used tampon flung drunkenly against a white wall during a romantic pool side fumble. Watch out for next week's episode that involves a very big announcement - it isn't a TV show but it's sure to tickle your bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura openly discuss the complete minefield of parenting and how much unrealistic pressure is put on women to be the perfect mum society demands as well as a throw by throw account of how Vic will no doubt end up with a full blown mental breakdown if her daughter doesn't sleep soon. They also ask the question, what would you rather? Licking an eye ball? Or sucking a toe and share the story of the lady who discovered cheese doesn't agree with her colon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get their bellybuttons out and compare sizes as they try to decide if they would ever go along with a fetish that included licking someone else's. They also read out a beautiful story from a listener who was inspired by our love of clit chat and the incredible Mrs Hinch to indulge in her first ever experience of a good old fashioned wank. Thank you Sonic Scrubber for reaching all those hard to get areas, including our vaginas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura take a tiny little break to enjoy the pleasure of their children's company during half term. Don't worry, you won't miss out on much, as this week's episode is equally as hilarious and filthy discussing their much loved topic of poo. If you manage to get through this episode and still fancy yourself a snickers bar, you're bigger people than them. Next week these slags will be back to their usual antics of agony aunts, stories and facts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura touch on the serious subject of mental health and how lonely it can feel, and ask the question... when it's is appropriate to interfere between a badger and cat!?!? They also feel tantalised by the idea of a colonic irrigation, even the mass evacuation part. As always they're bringing you 50 minutes of uneducated, filthy, honest chat about life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic realises if her career as an Instagram influencer fails she can always fall back on her keen sense of smell and join a pack of sniffer dogs, Laura shares another insightful psychoanalytic diagnosis for one of our listeners with a Disney fetish and we all learn a valuable lesson about living with your in laws and enduring their scheduled wank time. Follow us on socials @no_holes_barred_podcast or visit www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura get into the grotty details of what it must feel like to have a turd lodged in your colon for 8 years, how to deal with the information that your geriatric Dad is watching soft porn on your Amazon Prime account and why never to wear a white kaftan on a boat trip. Thank you for continuing to send in some of the most incredible stories and agony aunts of all time - we bloody love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about why they hate doing 69ers, and why you should never, ever even think about sitting on someone's face with a full bladder and a battered pelvic floor. Vic has yet another mind-blowing fact about pooning, if you've delved into a little pooning yourself we'd love to hear from you and Laura gets real about what a bitch self comparison is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred due to some slight technical issues Vic sounds like she got of a plane to Australia, took a load of drugs and recorded from a shack in the outback. Rest assured only some of the above is true.... Vic and Laura try to approach the discussion of how Vic will ask her builder Prostate Patrick to urinate over her back garden and why there is no real straight answer over whether someone should have plastic surgery because everyone's reasons are unique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura celebrate all things minge as they discuss gynaecological cancer awareness month. They talk all things fanny health wise and encourage everyone with a vagina to book their smear and share some cringe worthy smear test stories of trapping pubes to disco vaginas. This episode is aiming to empower more women to demand better vaginal health care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura choose the 3 people they'd like to save in a zombie Apocalypse. One of them is ready to repopulate the earth and eat magic mushrooms while the other one is terrified about poisonous berries. They also reveal the exciting news that podcast merchandise is being relaunched with the fanny flannel and willy wipe for starters. Plus asking for all of you lovely lot to share your bloody good smear stories for next week's episode when we'll be dedicating the episode to Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month while managing to keep it light with plenty of filth. Find all things podcast related at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com and follow us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Victoria and Laura discuss and debate the new unofficial, official new term for our vaginas and learn just how uneducated Laura is when it comes to minge terminology. They also reflect on why it's never going to end well to cough up a turd, or shit in your bath, in yet another poo heavy episode of inappropriate laughing and plenty of swearing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura chat candidly about their lack of productivity, how much they love to deep throat biscuits and discuss the benefits of sobriety. We also learn how lockdown may impair your judgement when it comes to finding a Tinder date, which can result in agreeing to spend an entire week with a gym fanatic wannabe porn star who's obsessed with Sesame Street and Countdown. Please keep sending in your hilarious stories, agony aunts and general chat to us @no_holes_barred_podcast on socials or email noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss the richly diverse nature of the humble potato, share a hilarious turd mishap in a helicopter and find out why you can never really trust a toilet, even in Austria. Note to every parent out there - never let your kids pack their own lunchbox. You have no idea what they might take in for lunch. Keep sending us your hilarious stories, agony aunts and any questions you may have for us to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Hole's Barred, Vic and Laura discover the supernatural secret to keeping a disembodied member alive with a diet of oats and grains, hear back from a previous agony aunt contributor with a much needed relationship update and celebrate the wonderful man who waffle stomped his lovers nutty deposit down the plug hole to finishing getting his end away. As always, if you want to contribute to the podcast with a story, agony aunt question or life quandry, you can email us at noholesbarpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic have a little tidy up time and deliver some helpful updates for our listeners previous quandaries - like how to dispose of that floating torpedo that just won't flush and how to stay alert for a whole weekend with a trip to the Drs. We also address the sheer trauma of receiving an accidental sweep from your 18 month old and how to get into pegging. Please keep sending your stories/agony aunt questions and any other business to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on instagram at @noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shocks Laura with some ghostly facts involving one celebrity getting sucked off by the afterlife and another one being penetrated by the Holy spirit himself. We also learn that soiling the sheets at your mates house never ends well and offer some more dubious relationship advice to one of our listeners. If you'd like to feature on the podcast please email your stories, agony aunts and any questions for Laura & Vic to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com You can also DM our instgram page at @noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the complex nature of social anxiety and how it manifests for them both in awkward exchanges with strangers - one of them spurts verbal diarrhoea and the other one clams up like a dry vagina - can you guess who does what? They also conclude that parenting a newborn is an utter shitshow and question why that minor detail is overlooked. Please keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on instagram at @noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discover the many uses for an electric toothbrush, how to keep the romance alive in your relationship and the best way to flush a turd down the plug hole of a sink. If you'd like to contribute a story, agony aunt question or anything else for Vic and Laura to ponder, email us at noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on our instagram page, Noholesbarred. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the mysterious phenomena of ghost minge, discover the incredible feline resistant qualities of a durex and find out that Laura is actually a 98 year old Nana living in a 37 year olds body. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura go on a vaginal voyage to discover their A spots, discuss the many reasons why not to finger a dry bum hole and find out that accidentally applying hand sanitiser to your fanny never ends well. For a chance to feature on the show, remember to email your stories, agony aunt questions and any other dirty business to nolesbarredpodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, we uncover Laura and Vic's complete lack of expertise and knowledge about everything, how to prevent anal worms with scotch tape and discover the incredible capacity of an aroused vagina. If you've loved today's episode, and indeed the rest of the podcast why not go vote for us in the British Podcast Awards at https://britishpodcastawards.com/vote For a chance to feature on the show, remember to email your stories, agony aunt questions and any other dirty business to nolesbarredpodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss how to truly attract a mate with a good old fashion bit of minge throat and why you should never finger a girl before making your Dad dinner. For a chance to feature on the show, please send in your agony aunt questions, dirty rotten stories and any other business to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back with a bang, in this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic pick up right where they left off discussing their favourite subjects - vaginas and bumholes! We get to hear Vic's extensive list of celebrity mates as she struggles to remember the very significant difference between a lap and a lip, discover why it's not always a good idea to live exclusively in the moment when you're the host of a podcast and discover how to piss in the back of a jeep on safari. We've missed you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Victoria delve into the furry forest adventures of woodland creatures, discover the many exotic uses of a CD and learn that transporting your sex aids with your boss in tow is not the best career move. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Victoria discuss the hidden sex appeal of a goats eyelid, reveal how to survive a traffic jam on the M25 with little more than a Lakeland bag and tackle the burning question, does size really matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we address an incredibly important issue and make (yet another) public apology, we admire the whittling skills of our long lost phallus loving ancestors and discover how Laura nurses Steve's distressed derriere back to health Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we learn the horrifying truth about truffle butter and ruin yet another delicious food source, we discuss the practicalities of waxing your plums and Vic lets us in on her secret to being the perfect house guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we discover Victoria and Laura's worst ever jobs and try to decide who needs professional help more - Vic for her deep seated pessimistic melancholy or Laura for her penchant for death and her questionable upbringing. We also learn the fishy consequences of inappropriately using a waste paper bin for the disposal of used contraception. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we learn about how to quickly dispose of any unwanted toilet dwellers with the help of a cup and a sock, Victoria reveals her untold secret about the time she torpedoed a toilet seat at a Year 7 party and we look back at the utter shitshow of 2020 and give thanks to NHB and all it has brought to our lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, we pick apart our plans for the Christmas festivities, Victoria roasts Laura over her questionable holiday family tradition of 'the barrel', we rejoice the tiny durex loving Chihuahua for raiding the bins and surviving its boxing day contents and we're reminded why it's never a good idea to film a sexy present unwrapping with your partner using the family video camera. Merry Christmas slags! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we discuss Laura's questionable medical knowledge when it comes to assessing sick kids, delve into how Victoria is nailing the up and coming fashion trend of how to look like the biggest nerd on a bicycle, plus we try to understand the logistics of copping a squat over a kids bucket and why wearing cream trousers is a recipe for disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we shout for joy and jubilation as Victoria successfully lands herself in a clitilating afternoon sonas sesh that even left the cat sniffing around Rob's balls. We, and one of our unfortunate listeners, find ourselves literally torn over whether a slip in the shower was really an accident or just a poorly disguised attempt at some solo bum fun. We also reveal the exciting news that our merchandise has expanded to cater for the todger owners amongst you and that NHB Willy Wipes are now on sale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we discuss the excitement of launching our very own line of merchandise, why moon cups sound utterly terrifying as Vic puts Laura off the idea for life and why a stressed vagina can clam up like a flytrap when in a hostile environment (like your mates pair of pants) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we discuss why it's important to find your clit and give it a good old rub down, why Laura's dildo is probably floating around the ocean, interrogating innocent sea turtles and how pears make for quite a wonderful butt plug.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we have the absolute pleasure of welcoming Rosie Ramsey on to have a little chat about pregnancy, sex and fat aerolas. We discuss how the long arm of a godly forearm is enough to make anyone orgasm on the spot as we celebrate our 20th Episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we enjoy a minge-heavy chat about slugs, we contemplate how much cum you'd need to consume in order to suffer explosive diarrhoea and start our fanny flannel selling business plans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we go back to the basics: fun discussions about foreskin gnashers, hearing how Vic narrowly avoided a bumming at a Swinger's party and are left wondering.... who is the secret pissy vagina tissue stuffer? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we unravel the deeply complex realities of body confidence. We discuss all the ways we awkwardly accept compliments and why fashion magazines are the devil. The biggest question left unanswered is ... would Victoria actually wish to wake up and look like Pamela Anderson?.....Malteser, anyone?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we unpack the statistics of how kids really do a total number on your sex drive. We wonder if Laura's parenting highs and lows are enough to question her ability as a mother and leave you all wondering...how good was that guy's performances toddler to give such a heartfelt round of applause?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this week's episode we tackle the mind blowing, exhausting world of parenting and how we're all just waiting for a time when they become less of an arsehole... whether that will ever happen or not. We also enjoy a chat with the incredibly funny and honest Isma Almas and take on the statistic of whether 91% of parents actually do truthfully feel their life started the day they welcomed their scream machines onto this planet!?!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks podcast we look into the fascinating world of body hair and how much women love to wax, shave and bleach it. This includes the unfortunate realities of pubey back leg hair, Roland the bum rat and plucking nipples. The question we hope to leave on the tips of your tongue is.... how do you milk a goose!?!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we have the absolute pleasure of being joined by Shannon from @shannonskitchenaustralia as she shares with us the realities of shoving a catheter up a tiny piss hole and what a broken penis looks like. We also get to enjoy the delights of Salmon up the vagina, one not to be missed...not to mention one that might put you off fish for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we discuss the rich, divine and utterly beautiful reality of masterbation and why it's about time we owned it. Victoria shares some interesting statistics including being the owner of 5 dildos whilst Laura unravels her obscure sexual turn ons.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we kick start Series 2 with an honest chat with Layla from lalalaletmeexplain about the complexities of feeling the "ick" and the reality of dating dickhead men.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we round up Series One with a little story about that time Laura ran across a beach like Miss Trunchball trying not to poo herself, why you should never go on fairground rides whilst on your period and wonder .... how far up her hoof did that bike pole go!?!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we discuss the misfortune of losing your virginity to a bike, how many of us truly know our Vulvas and getting inventive with ham and a toilet roll... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we discover that it is in fact possible for an erect man to be turned into a Witchetty Grub with a little help from cling film, how we're all a bunch of proud wankers and leave you all questioning .... how good of a recreation of Vic's pubey fanny can Laura manage using only her Son's Play-Doh? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode we give thanks to to the male listeners who appreciate our open mouthed filth, question what is considered too many spunky tissues in a pillow protector and wonder how many scarves could be made from a ball of yarn shoved up your minge? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode we discuss the reality of preparing a bumhole for a good old fashioned fisting, playing down a latex vagina delivered via royal mail and why you shouldn't listen to this podcast whilst trying to pay for your McDonalds drive thru.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week’s episode we discuss the lack of personality of Steve’s penis, create a new CBeebies' series featuring a couple of familiar hooded figures and pose the question, how many times, exactly, can we say we say the word 'c**t?' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we explore the libido destroying effects of having children, discuss the unexpected joy of a badly timed pan fart and pose the question “who is the real turkey todger king?”   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we explore penis picking on the tube followed by some of the most impressive root vegetables that people have managed to fit up their anuses along with some of the fantastic reasonings as how they got there.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we explore the fine art of vaginal queefing, discover Laura’s secret snack fetish and pose the question “how would Ray Mears navigate a snapped banjo string?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we explore the reality of our children being total cunts and pose the question "do women's vaginas really smell like Mum's apple pie"? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices