Fluffed Lines

Happy Holidays it’s that time again! Forget laughter... we’re sure there will be tiers of actual cringe after Santa gets found out, a family photo goes wrong and The Grinch turns up to ruin Christmas! Oh yeah don't forget to hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines!

Prepare yourself! This Halloween we join the Scooby-Doo gang on an adventure that we must have missed on TV...

The Fluffed Lines Halloween Special comes out this Wednesday 28th October! Here's a little teaser to put the willies up you..

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines It’s the Series 2 grand finale! Join us for an extended episode as we follow Dorothy along the Yellow Prick Road as she goes in search of The Wizard of... Jizz

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Don’t mess with your boss first thing on a Monday, you really never know where you might come across an undercover officer and a brave rescue mission ends in delight!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Gyms are open again but still full of people with no manners. A horny student struggles with self-restraint and a religious father uncovers sacrilege during hymn rehearsal!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... The hopeless Landlord returns with another pathetic attempt to evict a tenant, why pants don't make a practical face mask and meeting your partner's parents should never be THIS awkward!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... That age old problem of needing work done on your car when you're short on cash and a stamp collector's worst nightmare comes true...

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A new arrival causes tension in the neighbourhood! It's also not always a bad thing to lose your boarding pass at security...

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Some things you just shouldn't try with household appliances, it turns out people DO love a man in a mask and a simple prank goes very, very... right!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Stop! Make sure you take precautions in the bath and keep the number for HR handy if you work for a boss like this..

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Our favourite landlord is back and in another spot of bother and this has to be THE worst start to a new job ever...

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... What were those rules again? Stay Alert, Control The Virus, Sleep With Your Step-Brother? There are dodgy consequences for flouting them either way! Oh yeah,  and don't mess around with the label on your new mattress...

We are back!! We know you've missed us and how could you not? Rubbish acting, crap storylines and cringeworthy scenarios - subscribe now so you hear the first episode on Monday 15th June!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... The office Christmas party nearly ends in disaster when the boss turns out to be a Scrooge. Santa comes down the wrong chimney and sometimes you don’t have to spend a fortune to give someone a big package..

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... It turns out the dinosaurs were a lot more tame than we first thought and here's one way to make a family reunion extremely awkward...

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... This time we hear a foolproof way to get a free Playstation and here's a game you probably won't be playing at your friend's next house party...

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Trick or Treat with a twist, the clown from IT tries to turn you on and there really is one thing you should never put in a pumpkin!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A horny hero like no other saves the day and some nurses have an usual method of treating patients!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Another tenant gets an unexpected visit from a creepy landlord and what better way to meet your partner's family than cooking them a 'special' meal...

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... An 18 year-old's birthday takes a fruity turn when his inner Horny Monster reveals himself and those notorious Lemon Tree Whores turn up to cause trouble!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A landlord gets more than he bargained for and a dad goes away leaving his step son with new wife... what could possibly go wrong?!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A police raid you probably didn't hear about on the news, and a bit of sibling rivalry... all on this episode of Fluffed Lines!

A podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and highly improbable scenarios in adult entertainment. Created by @ryanarnolduk + @jonners.