Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”.
For season 2, the investigative trio is back with a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. They now live by the phrase “when the cops say no, we say yes”. This season explores a serial act of reverse theft: a tiny three piece corduroy suit and a suitcase containing threatening items were planted on the victim’s veranda in the middle of nowhere. Our forensic experts are also back on board, not because they want to be, but because we asked really really nicely, (and Karen can be unnervingly persuasive).
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Episodes
S1 - BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding'
If you've always wondered what would happen if we joined forces with the lovely ladies behind 'Drunk Women Solving Crime' in front of a live audience, then wonder no more, because that's exactly what we did, and you can listen to the outcome in this special one-off collab episode.Tune in to hear us attempt to crack a rather unusal case with theories involving wolverines, mittens and of course class A Drugs. Follow us on instagram to check out the behind the scenes pictures from the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/08/24•57m 16s
S2 E11 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Logistics of the peep hole”
In the dramatic finale of The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case, Detective Lauren Kilby and her assistants finally get answers and resolution to the case. Who was the mastermind and what was their motive?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. And if you’re the victim of a non crime crime, and want to submit your case for pro bono detective services, please report it at whoshatontheflooratmywedding.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/24•1h 4m
S2 E10 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Butterfly effect’
Perpetrator meets victim. And the future of friendships hang in the balance.Motives are unearthed and explained, and a shocking new revelation brings an unexpected twist in the investigation. Detective Lauren’s coathanger theory finally comes into play and we get a match.As the trio finally start getting resolution in the case, it opens up more questions. Things hot up as they hone in on the mastermind and it finally dawns on them what Best friend Vanja meant by “go back to the list”. Will they catch the mastermind? Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/24•32m 0s
S2 E9 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Thank you and sorry”
The forensic results from the grey hair are IN and the team finally uncover who the hair belongs to. Will this lead them to the perpetrator?With 2 days left in Sweden, the team are looking for a person that Vanja knows and trusts, and who Kristina knows, and who made the important phonecall to Vanja on 30th June.So they go on a rampage to ambush final suspects’ and dig through their phone history (without warrants or permission). Will they find a phone call that matches?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/07/24•45m 18s
S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket'
The team drive straight over to best friend Vanja’s house to find out what information she’s been hiding from Kristina for 12 years. And the answer truly rocks the trio to their core in what becomes the biggest twist in the case so far. What secrets lie between the two best friends, and will their friendship survive this revelation?Having staged a well planned ambush at suspect Kjell’s house, the team finally get some answers. Feeling like they’re honing in on the mastermind, they submit the grey hair that was extracted from the suitcase in for forensic examination. Jo Millington pulls through with mates rates. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/24•43m 37s
S2 E7 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Scratchy scratch’
The clock is ticking. The detectives only have four days left in Sweden to crack this case.Cousin Per and Cousin Klas have contradicting stories and it’s time to find out who is lying and why. Some key evidence is unearthed which places one of these cousins at the scene of the crime on the day the tiny suit appeared. Detective LK puts the military edition USB lie detector v3.0 through its paces*.Then, out of the blue, a suspect steps forward with some shocking new information that will change the course of the investigation. Will this information help the team track down the perpetrator?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes.*actually it’s the other way round. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/07/24•37m 12s
S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’
The moment the team have been frantically preparing for has finally arrived - it’s time to go undercover at the elk slaughterhouse. Will ‘Uncle Mike’s” fake undercover identity be exposed? What new leads will be unearthed? Will the undercover operation be a success?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/06/24•44m 30s
S2 E5 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Daddy Issues’
It’s T minus seven hours until the undercover operation commences. In this episode, the 'detectives' and Professor Mike Berry nervously make their final preparations for the big event. Under the careful supervision of forensic scientist Jo Millington, the team run forensics on the evidence and extract their first bit of DNA evidence - one which could be integral to the case. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/06/24•39m 57s
S2 E4 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Eye candy’
The team arrive in Sweden and the pressure is on to crack the case before they leave in 10 days’ time. They launch head first into their first big interrogation with the victim’s ex lover Mikael - the man Kristina dated at the time both the tiny suit and suitcase arrived on her veranda. After unnerving the suspect with some of their more unorthodox interrogation techniques, the trio throw Professor Mike Berry into the room to psycho analyse Mikael. Was this a crime of passion? Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/06/24•54m 13s
S2 E3 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Casual tie’
The trio come up with a genius but high risk idea that will put them in a very uncomfortable and potentially dangerous situation. Will it be worth it? Is danger a necessity to crack this case? Preparations for Sweden continue with the interrogations of 3 young men, one of whom brings with him a significant conflict of interest. And a shocking revelation comes to light which takes the mystery to a whole new bizarre level. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/06/24•44m 55s
S2 E2 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Meatballs at IKEA’
In this episode, the team officially kick off the investigation and introduce Black Lake - the remote hamlet in Sweden where the crime took place. Initial evidence is assessed and some calls with suspects reveal some worrying contradictions in their stories. Who is lying and why? The trio consult Professor Mike Berry to understand the psychology and possible motives behind these two serious incidents of reverse theft. Was this just a harmless prank, or was the motive more sinister?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/05/24•25m 2s
S2 E1 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Worn but washed’
In this very first episode of 'The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case' we delve into the details of a crime that took place in a remote village in Sweden over a decade ago. Join former victims of Season 1, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio introduce the victim of this new bizarre mystery and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack the case.Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/05/24•27m 53s
Season 2 Trailer - The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case
The trio behind hit podcast “Who Shat On the Floor At My Wedding?” are back! This season the three unqualified detectives take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. Being specialists in “non-crime crimes”, their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And the new sinister Swedish case fits this brief. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Episode 1 launches on May 23rd 2024. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/05/24•2m 42s
S1 E13 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Finale'
The team pull out all the stops to find out what really happened on the night of 11th August 2018.Can a real lie detector test, a code breaker and a psychic shed any light on who shat on the floor at Helen and Karen’s wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/21•1h 43m
S1 E12 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Let's get ready to fumble'
A former boss with a chip on her shoulder.... a bridesmaid who left town immediately after the wedding.... a heavily pregnant woman overwhelmed with hormones... and an alarming frisson between two unexpected guests…. Welcome to Episode 12. Hold onto your hats, you’re in for quite a ride as Detective Lauren Kilby goes on a rampage to unearth all final suspects in this case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/02/21•1h 5m
S1 E11 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Bad cop'
Feeling like she was too lenient on Henk in Episode 6, Detective Lauren Kilby decides it’s time for BAD COP to come out. The man who was in the ladies bathroom for 4 hours is dragged back into the interrogation chambers for a second grilling, and it’s not pretty. Having run out of other options, the team starts to explore the idea of torture as a means to get a confession. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/02/21•46m 10s
S1 E10 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Size of a small fist'
A brand new witness comes forward with some alarming new information. In light of this new worrying lead, the team seeks the expertise of someone with very high security clearance. Is Detective Lauren Kilby investigating the right crime or was there something even more criminal that occurred during Helen and Karen’s wedding? Is this crime even a crime? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/01/21•37m 3s
S1 E9 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'On his knees'
Feeling the wool was pulled over her eyes in the previous episode, Detective Lauren Kilby turns on Karen - the very bride who brought her on to investigate this case. Is Karen the genuine victim of this crime? Or is she hiding something? What happens if a client becomes a suspect? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/01/21•41m 35s
S1 E8 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Entertainer'
The team unearth an important piece of evidence which brings a new sinister suspect to light. Forensic scientist Jo Millington comes on board to offer her expert opinion and opens up a new focus for the investigation: the animal kingdom. Detective Lauren Kilby and bride Karen feel they have no choice but to go to the zoo to assess possible suspects. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/01/21•39m 47s
S1 E7 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'File number 8653'
The team send a survey around to all guests, the results of which are alarming. Fingers are pointed at new suspects, the mother of the bride is interrogated and some new evidence comes forward that changes the direction of the whole investigation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/01/21•25m 30s
S1 E6 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'
The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the scene of the crime cleaning up the turd. Was Henk a hero or was there another reason why he was motivated to clean up that poo? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/01/21•37m 37s
S1 E5 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Comedy joke shop turd'
The team grill another key witness in their interrogation chambers, and grow increasingly uneasy as they discover that this week’s witness statement contradicts the story they heard in Episode 2. Who is lying and who is telling the truth? In an act of desperation the detective attempts to use unorthodox methods to force a confession. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/12/20•19m 23s
S1 E4 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Solid as a rock'
The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/12/20•18m 23s
S1 E3 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'
Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/20•20m 24s
S1 E2 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Three nuggets'
The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/11/20•24m 56s
S1 E1 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'A crime was committed'
In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/11/20•15m 14s
Season 1 Trailer - Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?
A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/10/20•2m 55s
