Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By Luke and Pete

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

Episodes

Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul 5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer  9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old  20:27 What makes a good liar? 32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist? 36:48 “Winter Penis” 38:16 Washing before meeting a woman  45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave? 52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum 55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
26/11/241h 7m

I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly  13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn  24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man? 26:30 Mistakes you never recover from  34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress  38:15 flatmates from hell  42:04 Signs of love  48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating  51:40 Sleeping with my trainer  1:08:11 This is a crime  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
19/11/241h 24m

My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken  4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men 14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman 17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling  23:46 Flirting  38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments? 53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs  1:15:56 Credits  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
12/11/241h 18m

My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + F*ck you Jack  Personality test  result same as my son Pete in road rage once again Pete has a problem in the park Incident in the hair shop  One time when racism worked in my favour  Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians  Worst gift you’ve ever  received? + African names  British P*nis sizes are getting larger  Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/11/241h 28m

Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about  Liam Payne  I love filthy women but… Wife carrying Championship  Liam Payne cost of fame  Simp Men A ghost called Tyrone  Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/10/241h 28m

Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Petes trip to Malaysia  Our opinions on the Yung Filly predicament  Bedroom stuff sounds bad on paper  You have to know your partner  One nighters are fun but not meaningful  S*x in the communal area of a flat-share  If we lived in a flat-share  Hostel wrongdoing and Pete calls it out  An impression of Petes granddad being rude to his staff  Pete would be worst kidnapper of all time  Lukes got some riddles for Pete  Two similar dilemmas about boredom and bucket lists  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/10/241h 26m

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys get asked a question and Lukes answer leaves Pete in a state of shock. They also help a woman who is dating a player if she can be helped. And they also discuss when losing your temper gets embarrassing. Intro + What we think about American people  Why do we Punish mistakes? Getting angry and embarrassing yourself  No self-awareness when it comes to smells  What’s the craziest stuff you’ve done in the bedroom? Advice for dating a “Player”  Pete working out what words mean by how they sound  Back to the advice  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/10/241h 16m

"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Disabled toilets in hotels  Pete won’t admit he has a Pawn addiction  Petes upset with Lukes flirting + Charlotte’s not happy  Could you be a stepdad? Petes definition of “Love” + Not understanding accents  What would you prefer, a Feminine son or daughter who sleeps around? Being embarrassed by the work your partner does  Lesbian dilemma + Skinny shaming  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/10/241h 39m

My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800+ matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Getting kidnapped  How popular fetishes have changed from 2004 to 2024  No legs in the bedroom + wrestling  P*rn addiction  Man advertises on dating profile he hits women and gets 800+ matches  Looking down on other peoples choices (stacey Dooley) Modern day witch hunt  Coming out as gay in 2024 My girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/10/241h 11m

What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + ShxtnGigs apology  The prank Luke pulled on Pete  + People who use words to confuse me Luke and Pete argue  Choosing a secondary school + Chavs  Slap it out of him” 15 most attractive hobbies to women Diddy  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/09/241h 17m

“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Embarrassing Pete in public again  If a magician turned you g*y + Bank meeting  Who should pay the fine? Bon Jon Jovi talks woman down off bridge  We will always be weird + People need to relax People who watch true crime  to relax are crazy Being put under pressure in the bedroom  Why do men in relationships want me? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/09/241h 37m

“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and Charity  A Riddle for Pete  Astronauts stuck in space + TV news reporters use to be crap and delayed  Woman leaves first date after 5 mins in disgust  Being funny in the bedroom  what would disgust you in the bedroom? + Pete offends Luke  Could you trust your partner after this? + Lie detector  Dilemma: How to ask for more filth? Question: About a woman's body  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/09/241h 25m

A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + The boys go Line Dancing 4:03 Do you say the”N” word in private? 10:00 Do you trust me? 17:40 My A-Hole is getting looser + I don’t care if we get in trouble  26:32 The poorer you are the faster you have to grow up  30:36 My sons home testing kit + Petes first visit to the clinic  37:11 Getting a tooth taken out in New Zealand  40:16 Lukes first visit to the clinic + Petes dress rehearsal  43:54 Teaching your child about s*xual health  48:58 Bumping into people in the clinic  52:49 Dilemma: I’m young and I want to cheat should risk it? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/09/241h 24m

My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and Fact checking Pete  Love Is Blind UK  Arguing about the kind of women we go for  Prenups + Charging you to attend a wedding  Taking mental notes  Man forces himself on a cow now has join army + Animal Court  Dilemma: Should I delete my old photos because I’m seeing a new woman? Dilemma: My husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/08/241h 31m

My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Security”?   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + kissing dogs  Not paying your share at restaurant  Black woman steals chicken wings + Petes impressions  Voice note from a Sheetster + Liking what you don’t have  Dilemma: Hiding in the wardrobe  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/08/241h 29m

"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Story about children switched at birth  My Daughter taking inappropriate photos + Dressing your children  What age men go for when no one is looking 👀 Wanting to finish inside + Red flags we look for  Cringe friend zone  Women do not like to see a man cry  Crazy scenario question  Why are there so many weirdos on dating apps?  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/08/241h 26m

“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro and Cake  8:45 A message from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo 15:33 Feelings on the police + Law breaking  32:37 The “Uncle” video 39:23 Irelands turning racist + Every race has a bad smell 43:48 White women have stopped shaving their armpits  48:16 Not many things can put me off a woman I like  50:57 A funny story that has been sent into us  53:31 Pete accidentally scares a man + Sleeping naked  57:28 “My Ball shrank” 1:03:27 Dilemma: She asked me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom  1:15:25 Dilemma: Ive started dating this woman and I’ve noticed imperfections Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/08/241h 43m

"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Pete is not what he seems + Is he scared of the world? Ignoring beautiful women  Dilemma “I miss my family”  + “Do you want me here Luke?” Black peoples country music I can remember coming out of my mum  Harder to make friends once you kids  Dilemma “ I cant have a disagreement because she always cry” Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/07/241h 23m

“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Will he ever marry me? Is there anything you wouldn’t do for money? Working with Jamaicans  Im sure the mother of my children hates me  Did he grow up with marriage in his environment? If Luke and Pete had a kid  My friends side woman likes me should I go there? I wouldn’t want to be with any woman you had  Don’t insult women  Shaming men  Men are very possessive (leave my women alone) Why wasn’t I invited to the O*gy? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/07/241h 23m

He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys dig into why do we feel ashamed of getting older? Why do men go for bad boys and a dilemma from one of our Sheetsters about a man who clearly isn’t good enough for her and one from a man who’s  p*rn addiction is ruining his new relationship. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Joe Biden offends  Politician talk + Why do men pay for pictures of women? Most peoples lives are boring + age is catching up with us  Charlottes been away, so what has Pete been up to? “ I feel insecure around women” *news story* Man done for fraud for lying to women about birthday  Dilemma one Dilemma two  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/07/241h 34m

“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk gold toilets, the difference between being ugly and disfigured and a dilemma from a woman who has been touched by the greened eyed monster, but why now? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Vulnerable at home Powerful flushing toilet + The golden toilet  White couple kept black children as slaves + Adoption Being ugly Vs disfigured  Feeling comfortable with someone to say anything Dilemma  You love women to much + Having a Playstaion vs having a woman   Answer to the dilemma  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/07/241h 32m

“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

As they missed out on dilemmas last week the boys go dilemma deep this week with one from a guy who’s is attracted  to his girlfriends sister but Luke and Pete with their great wisdom lets him know why he feels the way he does. A dilemma from a woman who they couldn’t work out where she was from and a question from a woman in Germany. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and Dilemma 1: Should I rick my boyfriend into having another baby? We are confused with our geography  values you want to have  Dilemma 2: I fancy my girlfriend sister what do I do? Question: Why do men play this game? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/07/241h 42m

Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and Pete

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who was ghosted and rejected when she was open about her situation. Which leads on to a general question of are men too shallow? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Bumped into a Sheetster  Cancel culture is jealousy  Woman rejected on dating site + The Chapstick  Ghosting + Showing interest  Sleeping with friends + Do women have a time limit? What men look for vs what women look for  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/06/241h 3m

My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week’s episode the boys get into a discussion about the stupid Prime minister and Sky Tv. A dilemma from a guy who’s girlfriend might start selling feet pictures for money and somehow they get on to what would happen if they both committed a crime but only one of them was caught. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Hiding orgasm  Rishi and Sky TV + Queer as folk and sex and the city  How to know if you still love your partner  Missing someone Vs H*rnyness  Pete likes spontaneity but sometimes regrets it  Do you enjoy their company Heartbreak  Petes Rant  Trying too hard impress someone on a date Pete Pranked a man on the internet  Dilemma: Should my girlfriend sell feet picture? If we both done a crime but only one got caught Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/06/241h 23m

HELP! I’m sleeping with a married man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode The boys discuss sex facts like 2.7% of men can suck their own d*ck and semen can lift a woman’s mood 😁 then they have a dilemma from a woman who is seeing the best man she ever met only problem is he is married. This and more! If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Luke rips into Pete for being selfish  Do you mind how many partners charlottes had? Ashley Madison + One woman for he rest of your life (Lukes Hell) Exploring the body + smells and tastes  Cheating is for perverts according to Pete + Petes Rant  Pete gets angry or is it jealousy? Dilemma: Im having an emotional affair ( what the hell is that?) Pete questions Charlotte Live on the podcast boy male friends  + our answer to the dilemma  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/06/241h 22m

Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete discuss the Netflix documentary “Ashley Madison Sex, Lies & Scandal”. A website set up just for cheating. Pete questions Charlotte LIVE on the podcast when Luke shows concern at the fact that Charlotte hangs out with guy friends on her own. This a more as the honesty continues. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Luke rips into Pete for being selfish  Do you mind how many partners charlottes had? Ashley Madison + One woman for he rest of your life (Lukes Hell) Exploring the body + smells and tastes  Cheating is for perverts according to Pete + Petes Rant  Pete gets angry or is it jealousy? Dilemma: Im having an emotional affair ( what the hell is that?) Pete questions Charlotte Live on the podcast boy male friends  + our answer to the dilemma  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/06/241h 16m

Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boy discuss “Bunda Becky” a beautiful teacher with a big bum who slept with her pupils and got pregnant because they gave her attention. Pete went to a strip club and chose a muscle woman and a dilemma from a man who slept with his dads girlfriend this and much more as the honesty continues. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Open message to STEVE! Bunda Becky Women like to talk about problems more then men Giving up sex completely  Pete went to the strip this weekend  “What’s pissed Pete of this week” Dilemma: “Ive slept with my dads girlfriend” Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/05/241h 24m

My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete discuss irrational fears and how Pete is afraid to get naked infant of women for the first time and Luke is frightened of getting a woman pregnant. They also discuss the dilemma from a loving husband who's wife can longer perform so is it ok to sleep with other women? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro Irrational fears  Partners of cheaters X9 more likely to cheat themselves  Dilemma, my wife is in a wheel chair and cant have sex is it ok to see other women? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/05/241h 26m

Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro 2:08 Japanese Truman show  14:26 Eye contact  21:06 Losing a Pet is similar to losing a child? 33:43 Luke and Pete Test each other pain threshold  44:20 Dilemma: flirty banter at work is it ok? 56:50 Ex boyfriend sends REVENGE videos  1:07:40 Top 3 traits men look for in a woman  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/05/241h 30m

My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete intro  Female Prison Guards + Women find crime exciting  Charlotte (Petes girlfriend) trys to stop a drug deal  The prisoners dilemma  Impatient female drags male around  When a man cant get it up Dilemma: Is my partner Gay? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/05/241h 10m

Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the week episode we talk about the YouTuber who went homeless on PURPOSE to prove he could make a million through hard work and then gives up because it was too hard. Pete does a good deed that he ends up regretting. And we have a dilemma from a woman who’s boyfriend will not post her on social media. What do the boys have to say about that? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  YouTuber goes homeless on purpose to prove he can a million and gives up because it too hard  Petes side hustle  Destroying dreams  The good deed gone wrong  I don’t trust dogs  Pete organisation has lined us in hot water  Sick not squad to crack down on work shy Brits  Dilemma: Why won’t boyfriend won’t post me on social media? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/04/241h 10m

O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from  a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to  stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going down on her, only problem is he takes criticism like Pete. God help her! If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Music at the end: https://linktr.ee/knovella Intro  Masculine American women   Confessions to a priest + Playing with yourself late O. J. Simpson  Altercation with a big man Dilemma: My brother is dating my ex, should I ask him to stop? Dilemma: My boss wants to sleep with me for a promotion should I do it? Dilemma: My boyfriend cant take criticism but he’s terrible at going down on me, what should I do? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/04/241h 11m

Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they have a dilemma close to Pete’s heart. f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Black/brown people have dry skin and white peoples feet smell  Luke and Pete in the club + Lukes racist P*rn story  Man beats up gay best friend for spreding rumours  French First Lady suing for being called a man Doctor offers Botox for s*x, is he wrong? Dilemma: I don’t get on with my middle class girlfriends friends, help!  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/04/241h 10m

Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode we discuss a man who marries conjoined twins and you know Luke and Pete get right into this. with two dilemmas including a man who got the "ick" on a first date and called it off and a woman who wants to understand her boyfriends behaviour. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Ex soldier marries conjoined twins  The twins in the bedroom  If Luke and Pete were conjoined  Dilemma 1: How can a man claim to have feelings but still tel to other women? Dilemma 2: I went on a date with a woman and got the “ick” was I to harsh? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/04/241h 11m

"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys deliver.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Terrible gig Dilemma 1: “He won’t marry me”  Marriage changes a man  If Pete was single he would want to marry a rich woman Dilemma 2: “My daughters dad is a waste-man should I cut him off?”   If the woman is doing well and the man isn’t should he still help with the little he has? Causation vs correlation + Nostradamus  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/04/241h 5m

Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   Intro  Pete rips into Nando’s staff + Argument over cheese  Woman allegedly takes condom out of trash to get rich Luke’s agony aunt story + Pete exposes Charlotte, again! Lukes has ago at Pete and he bites back  Forced fatherhood A.K.A spurgling Jimmy Savile + Louis Theroux Only concerned with prejudice that effects you  Vicious Pete + How would you deal with forced fatherhood? Does Luke not trust women? Randy the guinea pig to father 400 The middle class don’t handle adversity well   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/03/241h 5m

"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + A legend passes away  Is society getting weaker? Black culture Vs Indian culture Dilemma from man who cheats on his wife  Luke confesses more then he should  Sometimes you need to make love to a stranger  Can you still love her if you cheat? + Beyonce and Jay-z When you know the relationship is over  Some women are upfront about what they want   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/03/241h 6m

“My boss keeps making racist jokes but I really need my job” | EP79 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys have a dilemma from man who was rejected and humiliated by a girl in school, who then pops up in his dm’s now he’s doing well for himself and she is less attractive. A racist boss who keeps making inappropriate jokes. and some news stories that tickle them. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Luke Vs Pete episode 1  Sophie Ellis-Bextor stupid mistake  Rude episode of TV show Rainbow + When rude scenes come on while watching TV with your kids  Hard to understand other peoples pain  Dilemma One: Woman who rejected and humiliated  me is back but she is now unattractive  Girls from my school  Dilemma Two: my boss is racist but I need my job   “We are not good people Luke”  Female footballer accused of racily abusing white officer Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/03/241h 12m

I cheated and fell pregnant now I don't know who the dad is! | EP78 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the viral video of the woman who was dancing provocatively onstage with a rapper while her boyfriend watched in audience. A dilemma where there has been cheating and pregnancy and paternity is in question. Should she come clean If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Woman who embarrassed boyfriend at concert dancing with rapper  Wife of love island star caught sexting another man + send dirty messages  Being suspicious that your child doesn’t look like you  Dilemma: I Slept with ex now I’m pregnant should I come clean? Mix up at the hospital  + would you stay if you found out the child wasn’t yours?  The rockstar method (women marrying Mr reliable but cheating with the rockstar)  I couldn’t cope with being a deadbeat dad Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/03/241h 8m

My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys have some wonderful dilemmas including a woman who believes her friend keeps making the same mistake with men, so she wants Luke and Pete to let her have it. A man whose girlfriend wants him to have cosmetic surgery because she is turned off by him. And a man who abandoned his family but wants to go back If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   Intro and shoutouts  Pete would be scared to date nowadays  Dilemma: My friend is insecure, sort her out! When you don’t know how to use your fingers  Dilemma: My Girlfriend want me to get cosmetic surgery  Dilemma: I left my wife and children for new woman, now I wanna go back. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/02/241h 28m

Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the weeks episode the boys discuss “Crazy Women” after hearing how a woman sent 159,000 texts and broke into a mans home after one date. Luke tells the story of a similar situation that happened to him. And apparently there have been real life mermaids spotted and Pete is excited I wonder why. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and news  Woman sends 159,000 texts after first date Luke met a psycho woman Pete calls Luke a nerd  When women attack Vs when men attack  Women who don’t like condoms   Pete would deny paternity + After pregnancy body  Charlottes sings Pete to sleep + Being a childish dad  Mum sleeps with hockey team  Mermaids found and Petes excited  Dilemma   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/02/241h 16m

Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys have three dilemmas this week including one where a woman has been sleeping with her cousin only to find out that he will be getting married soon. She met the fiancee and likes her now she’s wondering should she come clean out of respect for the “Girl code".   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Dilemma One: why isn’t my partner interested.  Threesome with my partners friend   Do you like lingerie?  Luke’s internet history  Stern women  Dilemma Two: My friend is sleeping with her cousin… Dilemma Three: I Keep misgendering colleague by accident Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/02/241h 7m

26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk secrets and how two lawyers held information that could have freed an innocent man from prison. Then they Get a dilemma that makes Pete uncomfortable when a woman ask how rough is too rough in the bedroom   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Innocent man sentenced to 26 years in prison  How Pete would of freed the man   Solicitor says the N-Word   If you could get away with murder? Mum who went to prison for sons crime  If we could carry guns over here  Near death experience  Dilemma: How rough is too rough in the bedroom?         Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/02/241h 7m

Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the question should women be forced to join the army If the men are? And we get round to the news that Vince McMahon has stepped down from the WWE after it was alleged he took a dump on a woman’s head, this and much more If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete intro  Drug called Salvia  When your body betrays you  Devils breath (Drug) Vince McMahon  Woman who made false allegations  Dilemma: Should women have to join the army? Dilemma: My wife earns more than me should I be ashamed?     Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/01/241h 18m

"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman" | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys try to get through the backlog of dilemmas but they are so interesting they struggle. First up "Is my boyfriend cheating on me with his wife?" then we have a friend who thinks his disabled friend is being taken advantage of by a filipino woman abroad. Then we have a possible work-shy boyfriend who has found the perfect reason to not work and live off his girlfriend and no its not Pete.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss   Intro and episode topics  Dilemma One: I Think my boyfriend is cheating on me with his wife. Are threesomes gay? Why do men cheat? You’re a weak man Going down without reciprocation  Dilemma Two: I think my disabled friend is being taken advantage of. The names of men tattooed on his ankles  My boyfriend cant work because of his visa should I support him Man divorces wife on honeymoon and doesn’t tell her     Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/01/241h 19m

Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss a man who was fired for accidental racism during a “Race education training session”. They talk bondage machines, A dog that ate $4000 and they top it off very carefully discussing Cis women facing transgender women in the boxing ring, see how they navigate that minefield.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/01/241h 18m

Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week episode the boys dig into the “Epstein Island List” and how celebrities are just out of control. Involuntary sounds in the bedroom and Pete is feeling like the midwives don’t like him after he spent sometime in hospital after the birth of his son. We wonder why? This and much, much more as the honesty continues.    Intro + what would happen if we became rich  Bedroom stuff that shouldn’t be discussed  Epstein Island List + Stephen Hawkins  Katt Williams + Having power when you come from nothing  Being a new dad  Involuntary sounds in the bedroom  How have the family been with the baby? Midwives hate men  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/01/241h 11m

#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of)

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks episode the boys discuss some of the changes they have gone through in their life. Like Pete moving home very much and how Luke use to want 10 babymothers. Then they get onto an incident with the spice girls and blackface and how Pete would have handled it and once again Pete has a theory about East Asian  people that sounds racist but for once may not be Intro and guess who’s here? Moving home + Lukes mum moving out when he was 15 Lukes mums boyfriend  Taking your stepdads surname + Jamaican Boris  Petes massive change + the birth  its a choice to be a dad  Chinese people + the Tibetan Fox  Blackface and the spice girls  Fake celebrities  the Trainer argument + we need sleep.  workload increase for 2024 + Growing  Doubts about fame  ???   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/01/241h 18m

#68 Christmas Special 2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   Christmas is here and the boys are wishing you a Merry one! They exchange gifts, Pete’s drinking and they discuss all things Christmas. They play their game of Charades and Pete has been wanting to play a game for weeks that in the spirit of Christmas Luke complies with at the end thank you all for being a part of the journey. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/12/231h 34m

#67 Stupidity | Mental strength, Superstar Famous and Mixed sex Prisons

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys talk stupidity. How upset they would be if they harmed themselves doing something extreme like training crocodiles.  Becoming Micheal Jackson famous and how to out wit your enemy this and much more. Intro + Charlottes Doctor + Fighting family  Extreme Stupidity   Superstars  If someone committed a crime against you and got found not guilty  How we would survive prison  Dilemma + memorabilia + Charlottes brother Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/12/231h 4m

#66 Getting Old | Overblown fear of STD’s, Old Vs Young and Finding the value of Money

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking sheet the boys discuss getting old. How their bodies are changing and they cant go 5 minutes without needing a p*ss. Then they get on to their irrational fear of STD’s and how Jane Fonda the 85 year actress will only date a man 20 and under, topped off with a lovely question from one of our Patrons. Support your boys Coming up + Intro  I’m unwell at the moment + Being honest to your friend  Getting old + If no one had to die  Irrational fear of STDs  85 year Jane Fonda will on date 20 year old men Government want to scan our face to watch porn Question about life from one of our Patrons       Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/231h 14m

#65 Struggle | Panic, Cost of Living and S*x for Rent

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete     On this weeks episode they boys discuss Struggle. This is the lowest Lukes been in a long time but he’s confident he will find his way. Pete on the other hand is not doing too bad and he is panicking! They talk s*x for rent landlords and a dilemma with someone who has been the bit on the side and been caught by the wife. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/12/231h 26m

#64 Discipline | How to punish children, If we owned guns and Shame on you if you let me Shag

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss Discipline. How Luke handles his kids and how peats dad handled him. They then jump to self discipline and dealing with their own tempers then they top it off with a wonderful dilemma where they believe someone has had the wool pulled over their eyes. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/11/231h 21m

#63 Popularity | The courage to be disliked, Farts travel at 7MPH and is ok to date your friends ex?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys discuss Popularity and how Pete has a need to liked by everybody. They dig into some interesting random facts Like farts travel at 7MPH. Then they top it off with a dilemma from Andy who’s girlfriend thinks it’s ok to kiss a male friend on the lips to greet him.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/11/231h 33m

#62 Deception | Study finds POORER men prefer women with BIGGER breasts and Pete’s apology

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode Pete has been found out and has to apologise. And Luke has found some interesting facts like Poorer men prefer women who have bigger breast, we wonder why. We dig into  this and much more as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/11/231h 12m

#61 Awkwardness | Tourettes Syndrome, Petes Gay friend and Girlfriend goes on date with colleague

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys talk about the times they had audience members with Tourettes. Petes gay friend makes a pass at him and we have a couple dilemmas including one where a woman goes out with her male colleague of 2 weeks for dinner and mini golf. Does that sound like work or a date Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/11/231h 29m

#60 Captain Crook? | Sir captain Tom Moore and the off duty Pilot who tried to crash a plane

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode we discuss The pilot who tried to turn a planes engine off mid flight, now he faces 83 accounts of attempted murder, the famous Sir Captain Moore who’s daughter spent charity money on an extension. Did Tom know? And we have two fantastic (written) dilemmas to top off the show hope you enjoy your Halloween.  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/10/231h 25m

#59 Vulnerability | Arguing with yourself and “My girlfriend wants me to milk her!”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜     Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week episode the boys are back to basics NO CALLS just good old chat! They discuss being vulnerable kind of. Luke hates people that let their dogs poo on the street and Pete tells the story of how he went kayaking but got so sick he had to be picked up by the boss of the company.this and much more with a couple of written dilemmas at the end. Intro and topic Looking down on people + Pete goes kayaking  Arguing with yourself 26:49 Pete thinks he’s the smart + Pain and pride 47:10 Dilemmas Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/10/231h 24m

#58 African Mask | “I’m 27 Dating a woman with the Menopause, HELP!”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete     On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss a news story they found where a couple sold an African mask for £129 that was later sold for 3.5 million was the guy that sold it wrong? Then they get a call from the ex dog walker Hugo who is dating an older woman what’s  his dilemma? Intro News story (African mask) Buying insurance  Call (Hugo   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/10/231h 12m

#57 Stress | “I slept with my mum’s boss!”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys discuss "Stress" how they handle it and what causes it. Then they have a wonderful call from Sarah who is down under in Australia who "accidentally" slept with her mum's boss. Is the age gap a problem? Intro and topic + and Charlotte’s been talking behinds Pete’s back Luke and his son beef AGAIN + Pete and his dad Pete upset at how he was treated in the office How we deal with stress  Live call Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/10/231h 39m

#56 ”I found hidden nudes on my boyfriends phone” | Live-Calls, Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks episode the boys have two exciting calls the first is from Sasha up in Scotland who has been going through her boyfriend phone and found pictures of women who look very different from her. Now she’s wondering “Is my boyfriend attracted to me?” And the the second call is from one of our wonderful patrons Ang. Who recently eloped and has run into some problems with the in-laws. How will Luke and Pete sort this out?   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/10/231h 38m

#55 Love Rats-LIVE calls! | ”We’re both single so why does it feel wrong?”

If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show!   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week episode we had two fantastic calls from our wonderful Patreons. The first call was from Mo and her dilemma is that she is a good girl but the dirty has been done to her and she now has the opportunity to get her own back. Should she take it? And the second call was from the wonderful Tanya. She has a problem that she feels embarrassed about when dating, how should she handle it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/09/231h 28m

#54 Your Dilemmas answered LIVE! | I cheated on my boyfriend at a weekender, what should I do?

If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show!   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss   This week we had three FANTASTIC guests telling Luke and Pete their dilemmas special thanks to Martyna, Antonia and Zed you were all perfect very open and have fantastic senses of humour you guys made this episode one of their favourites.   Dilemma One: Been with my partner 5 years I started texting another man behind his back. I told him and then he started doing the same thing. We agreed to stop but he’s continuing, what do I do?   Dilemma Two: I cheated on my partner at an annual event abroad, I go every year now he wants to join me but he might bump into the side piece what should I do?   Dilemma Three: Ladies say I’m the full package but I cant get a woman. Where am I going wrong? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/09/231h 56m

#53 Infidelity | Pete’s too lazy to cheat, Masculinity and Macho boys

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boy discuss Infidelity. The statistics on cheating, why Pete doesn’t cheat and does masculinity play a role in why men seem to cheat more than women? Join them as the honesty continues. Intro + who’s your daddy? Today’s topic  Difference between not having sex and not being able to have sex Pete’s scared about money + Pete’s to lazy to cheat  Masculinity + Men vs women emotionally  Macho boys  Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/09/231h 28m

#52 The Anniversary | Pete’s big news, Long Live the Godfather and will Luke ever settle down?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   A very special episode today. Its our 1 year anniversary and we have some big news! Join us as we recap our friendship and have a chat about the future. Thanks for being with us for a year and many more to come.   Intro and Petes mini holiday with Charlotte  Pete tried to break patient out of psychiatric ward Luke and Pete go to a strip club  Pete surprises Luke and you! Petes nephew  Being a dad Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/09/231h 50m

#51 Would you lie for fame? | Mountaineer and the dying man and Ashamed of dating woman with a baby!

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On the weeks episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet the boys have a conversation about a mountaineer who is accused of leaving a dying man so she could break a record. A woman who was awarded 1.2 billion in a revenge P*rn case and a couple of questions including a man who has been seeing a woman for a few months with no signs of progress what should he do? This and much more as the honesty continues. Intro + Grey pubic hair Mountaineer accused of leaving dying man Lottery win breaks up marriage  Would you lie for fame? All men in relationships look at other women  Woman awarded 1.2 billion in revenge P*rn case I just want to be free Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/08/231h 46m

#50 Shallowness | Surface level dating and Side chick vs Wife, who’s more valued?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking sheet they boys discuss a news story about a woman called Tiny Texie, who has a syndrome that results in her remaining to to look like a child well into her adult years, with interesting implication for the people she chooses to date. They also have a very interesting dilemma from a self declared and proud “Side Chick” who wants to know. Who is more valued by a man, the one he lies to or the one he tells the truth? This and much more as honesty continues. Intro + 60 Days in prison  Luke and Pete argue over gym etiquette  Alls we seem to care about is image  Teacher sleeps with pupil and husband stayed  Shallowness in all of us Tiny Texie How long does it take to fall in love? + Falling out of love  Question from a woman who wants to know if she is valued Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/08/231h 50m

#49 Don’t Call Me Fat! | Lizzo the Fat Shaming Singer, 17 years for innocent man and Evolution

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   To help support your boys and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys discuss Lizzo who allegedly fat shamed her back up dancers. A innocent man who was sentenced to 17 years in prison for a crime didn’t commit, but as a good will gesture the government made it up to him. Find out how. And the boys get into an argument about evolution you decide who’s right. This and much more as the honesty continues.   Intro + Copying the crowd  Lizzo and Fat shaming in general  A man wrongly convicted spent 17 years in prison  1:22:21 Pete has loads of best friends + Family  A question about death  Man Completely paralysed has achieved more than Luke and Pete Luke and Petes theory of evolution Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/08/232h 5m

#48 Betrayal | If Pete had 40 wives, The snake in the grass and The Panty dropper

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Betrayal” Lukes son was talking family stuff with outsiders and Luke offence Godfather style. Pete Has turned his back on some friends find out why. Then they get down to the worst kind of betrayal, sexual betrayal then all hell breaks loose with some wonderful questions from the Sheetsters including “How do we make new friends after moving to a new area?” And a question from the infamous panty dropper. This and much, much more as the honesty continues. Intro and Topic Lukes son betrayed him (kind of) Turning your back on friends + Pete thinks Luke is a good dad Wearing a wig + Social etiquette  Sexual betrayal + Multiple women and wives  Pete the betrayer + famous people don’t get told the truth Questions How to make new friends + The Panty dropper Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/08/231h 44m

#47 Embarrassment | The W*nk sock, Kinky role play and the Cat that won’t leave the room.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys, get early access and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys discuss Embarrassment. How it effects them how it doesn’t. Past embossments. Shoes they wore that now they look back on in disgust. Which one of them likes a bit of dress up in the bedroom? They delve in and then have a wonderful question at the end from a Sheetster about how to motivate yourself during times of change. What advice do they give? This and much more as the honesty continues. Intro/Topic + Petes in trouble with Charlotte again  This feels like a relationship + what gets us embarrassed  Less embarrassed as we age + Wallabees  Fashion + Embarrassed by past self  Embarrassed  about playing with yourself + Embarrassed by animals  Embarrassed by your achievements + Role-play in the bedroom Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/08/231h 23m

#46 Education | Sex education videos, Indian accent VS Black street talk and Feeling inadequate

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   To help support your boys, get early access and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks episode the boys discuss “Education” Pete tells you why being clever is different too smart. Luke feels inadequate around those who have been through the education system. They have an argument over why it seems being black is cooler than being Indian. The age Luke was when he first started having sex and how Pete learnt about sex. This and much more as the honesty continues. Intro and Topic Difference between smart and clever + School system  Luke feels inadequate + Pete makes a cringeworthy mistake  Pete dad’s on education  + Malaysian schooling  School days + and Stories of teachers  Pete wants to know why being Indian isn’t as cool as being black Pete Thinks he’s street smart + Sex Education  Questions and dilemmas section Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/07/231h 40m

#45 Risk | P*nis Implant gone wrong, Blame the PH levels and Women cant take rejection

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Risk. Risky behaviour. Pete quitting his job to pursue comedy before he had ever had a paid gig. They have been dying to get something off their chest since Black Lives Matter protest and someone has a question about an unpleasant smell. This and much more as the honesty continues.    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 intro + Topic Pete quit his job to pursue comedy + Being a leader Taking risks + Willy Implant gone wrong  Petes risky stories + Women cant take rejection  Protestor got carried during BLM protest + Liking thing you don’t like Questions (Lending money and Smelly Fanny) Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/07/231h 23m

#44 Judgement | I Hate Hipsters, I’m not a pervert am I? Racist mans wife cheats with black man

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode we discuss Judgement. Pete once again has a bone to pick. Why do we judge people on surface level stuff, like fashion? I hate when workmen are in my home judging my mess. And one of the Sheetsters needs a little motivation to leave the rat race so we give it to them. This and much more as the honesty continues. Intro and Topic Petes beef with Hipsters Judging women Indian drivers  Judging people on surface level stuff + Hipster values  Pete thinks black people run the world Luke has an insight about his mums + Pete getting judge in the comments Judging personality over shallow fashion  People treating Pete like he’s stupid  + Racist people we’ve met People judging my home  Get made to feel like a pervert  Questions    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/07/231h 15m

#43 Outsiders | Short men and Fat women, Hollywood Dreams and Swingers getting jealous

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we discuss feeling like Outsiders. We have always felt like outsiders. Pete uses that to get into a group while Luke feels comfortable being on the outside. Pete doesn’t understand that women discriminating against him because of his height is the same as him having a preference about a woman weight. Pete was upset that Luke doesn’t take his Hollywood dreams seriously and Lukes sons have a punch up all this and more as the honesty continues.  Join us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/07/231h 20m

#42 Time | Strip Clubs, Time Travel and Trusting your Partner

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode we discuss “Time” Petes dad the nutty professor is trying reverse the effects of time on the body. Pete walks a thin line when talking about Lukes gran and small people. Luke and Pete both recall going to strip clubs and as you’ve probably guessed they had very different experiences. They also so get into some confusing time travel talk where Pete once again thinks he has all the answers with this and much more as the honesty continues. Intro and topic  Pete’s dad is trying to reverse time + What is time? Being hurt by jokes that effect your life + Being different and looking different  Strip clubs and skipper poles  Time travel Is the human race just a cancer? + Kids seem weaker nowadays  Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/06/231h 20m

#41 Abstinence | No s*x for Luke for 90 days, Pete’s Pocket P*ssy returns and the Racist Tattoo

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode we discuss Abstinence. Luke has denied himself s*x or m*sturbation  for 90 days, why? Petes got a secret to tell and it happened while Charlotte was in Belfast. Pete hates when women come on too strong and someone caught E. Coli from eating a*se lol. Join us as the honesty continues. Patreon link for if you feel like supporting your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and reason for topic Getting scammed  Pete’s abstinence + and the Pocket P*ssy Different person when you’re h*rny  When you deplete your reserves  Cringe moments + when you’re in rhythm with each other When the mood isn’t right + E. coli from eating a*se Sheetster Shoutouts  The one at the table who almost made it + Sheetster in traffic  Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/06/231h 11m

#40 Regrets | Dangerous Men and Women and Don’t sleep with too many women

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Regrets. What regrets do we have? Do we regret the thing we do more than the things we don’t do? Man stabs and kills defending his brother and gets life in prison, is that a regrettable action? Woman traps man In suitcase but Pete is sure that would never happen to him. And some wonderful questions from our Top Sheetsters. Join us as the honesty continues Intro shoutouts and Malwinas promise  Todays topic “Regrets” Guy gets Life in prison  Petes Parents always take other peoples side + Dangerous men and women  Live a short life on top or a long life at the bottom? Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/06/231h 17m

#39 Success | Image Control, But Dad I love her and Weak men in the bedroom

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss success. Trying to control our image in front of others. Is success meaningless? Boys sleeping with their teachers VS girls sleeping with their teachers. And we have a beautiful question at the end to take it home. Hope you enjoy.   join our Patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and topic  Pete upset his friend  Trying to control the image others have of us Is success meaningless? Pete VS Philip round 3 Men in power + Teacher and pupils  Bullying in relationships  you can train your body to hate someone + Farting partners  A question about losing respect for your partner  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/06/231h 24m

#38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and ”God take him too”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode we discuss worry. Pete was once upon a time on benefits and how did he spend the money? If Pete dies guess who he's bringing on the ride? Lukes son has a LBTQ dilemma and his daughter gets the wrong racist end of the stick. This and much more as the honesty continues. Intro + Why we chose this weeks topic Benefit  Cheat Pete  Worries about death + Pete Talks Sheet to God   Worries about hurting peoples feelings + Worries about pregnancy  Lukes sons dilemma + Everyones experimenting  Lukes daughter gets the wrong idea + Petes insecurities  Petes worries, worry Luke   If you like are stuff join our Patreon for extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete       Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/05/231h 33m

#37 The Mission | Suicide letter, Angry Jamaican man and a Dagger up the A*se

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this week episode we discuss “The Mission”. Some things have happened to us so we done some soul-searching and have decided on the mission for the podcast. With other side stories and a question about being kinky with knives that had Pete freaked out we get stuck in.  Join us as the honesty continues. To support your boys and help the pod keep going join us on Patreon where you will get our eternal gratitude and a pattern exclusive episode every Thursday. https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and the three things that happened to Luke  Petes road rage again The third thing “ Sheetster Down” + The mission  Fake Tv  Major embarrassment + Connor McGregor and getting rich  Questions (Kinky knife play) Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/05/231h 21m

#36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm’s, where’s Petes love? and Lukes love mole

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode we discuss attraction. How it feels to be objectified. Games women play. The wrapping paper that has been driving Pete crazy and we get an Only Fans wannabe dilemma. This and much more.   To help support your boys and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/05/231h 43m

#35 Depression | Intrusive thoughts, Hypochondria and feminism

f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On This weeks episode we discuss depression. Whats  the difference between feeling low and being depressed? As usual Pete has got the wrong idea. Anybody fancy a Bean and cheese Melt? Do some people abuse depression as an excuse to be lazy? We also talk small talk, intrusive thoughts and a have a dilemma from a young lady who has been messed around and now wonders if she should play the field. This and much, much more. Coming up and intro A very special gift  Has Pete ever been depressed? + sex and depression (Lukes theory)  Do some people use it as an excuse? + finding it hard to understand  Intrusive thoughts  Feminism and hitting women  Questions and Dilemmas    To help support your boys and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/05/231h 47m

#34 Jody | Virtue signalling, Kinky bedroom antics, Angry driver

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we have a laugh about Jody, competing with other drivers while driving and the kinky bedroom antics. please understand everything is tongue and cheek and we will take the p*ss where ever we can if we can. we mean no harm just entertainment lol.   To support your boys and access to exclusive episodes sign up to our https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Jody and the Big Issue Lol  intro and what we’ve been up to  Petes neighbours kids  Queuing + Competing while driving  Live shows + Bum licking  Asian woman Virtue signalling In back of a cab  Questions Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/05/231h 32m

#33 Ego | Wanting to be liked, Life of crime and Dreams VS Love

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Hey guys on this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss "Ego" How it effects us differently. We discuss what it means to love someone and age gaps. with two fantastic question with one coming from an original Sheetster Molly Chadders hope you enjoy. Intro This weeks topic  Pete really wants to be liked + What we think of each others ego Guy from Netflix getting trouble for what he said on a podcast Am I a bad person?  Lukes Ego + Charlotte got upset with Pete Leonardo Dicaprio Question 1 Question 2 For Patreon exclusive episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/04/231h 22m

#32 Attention | Negative comments, Do men get more attractive as they age? who’s been cheating?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Attention”. From dying their hair to toe curling fun. Negative comments and Pete thinks it was far harder to get women back in the day. Do women have it harder in this attention grabbing world? This and much much more. Join them as the honesty continues. Intro + Thank you Todays topic Luke and Pete dyed their hair + We all want attention Negative attention + Luke and Pete  rant Luke collaborates in the bedroom + Pete loves a vibrator  Sheetster community + Botox  Do men get attractive as they get older? + Pressure on women  Pete opinion about men on dating sites + Pete has a chip on his shoulder News: footballer’s wife gets nothing in divorce + Money and Marriage  Dilemma:One Suspected of cheating Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew Become a Top Sheetster: https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/04/231h 42m

*News* The Luke and Pete Hotline | Virgin Mary | Patreon clip

Watch/Listen to the full episode on Patreon : https://patreon.com/LukeandPete   The hotline number is 07932 633 553 where you can WhatsApp stories, questions and voice notes. Tell us everything or leave us a voicemail to confess your sins lol whatever problem you have we will GET IT ON THE SHOW and sort it Luke and Pete style. We have jumped on to Patreon. If you like our stuff and would like to support your boys head over to Patreon where we will be dropping a Patreon exclusive episode every Thursday and more (from now on to be known as "Sheetday") we do things a little different and fun so head over and see what we've done 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway stay safe and stay laughing "HAPPY SHEETDAY Here's a little clip from episode #32 Friendship    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/04/2313m 14s

#31 The Metaverse | Is assault in a fake world real? Is this world fake? Charlotte are you a man?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 This week we discuss the Metaverse. How would we feel if our loved ones weren't who they said they were. Someone claimed they were assaulted in the Metaverse, is that a real thing? And we top it off with a dilemma from a man who wants to stop the sale of his home because his ex-wife stole his stuff. This and much much more. join us as the honesty continues. Intro + Lukes Mood White people with Dreadlocks + Petes Jamaican plumber Some V@ginas are better looking then others + menopause (we have no idea) Story of assault in the Metaverse  Crazy that we want to live in a virtual world  Pete would be sad if this world was fake + Being able to touch and feel Should you go yo prison for committing crime in the metaverse? + would Pete tell if he found this world was fake? If Pete found out Charlotte was a man in the real world Dilemma (Divorced and ex wife stole my stuff) Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/04/231h 17m

#30 Jealousy | Charlotte and the Camel, MMA Fighter cheats and gets caught and Charles Bronson

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss Jealousy. How Pete shows it, how Luke hides it and how rightly or wrongly Charlotte rode another mans double humped camel. We talk Charle Bronson getting denied parole. A dilemma from a man who wants to date his friends sister but cant break it to him and a MMA fighter who got caught in another woman's ring, this and much, much more. Join us as the honesty continues. Intro Petes been away + Jealousy  The missing beard + Stories about Charlotte and jealousy  Luke tries to hide his jealousy + Lukes female attention Charles Bronson  Dilemma One (Can I date my mates sister?)  Dilemma Two (MMA fighter cheats and gets caught)   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/04/231h 52m

#29 Desire | C*ck Blocking, Threes*mes and Dealing with Criticism

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Desire" Petes been up to some big things so he appears a little different. We talk what we want and why and how we both handle criticism very differently. We top it off with some dilemmas. Join us as the honesty continues.   Intro + Is there something different about Pete and why? Trying to impress women + C*ck Blocking  Lukes almost weird threesome  Petes threesome (no switching hands) Pete dealing with criticism  Embarrassing desires  Dilemma One Dilemma Tw Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/03/231h 24m

#28 Technology | Hitting Pigeons, Dog shoots Man and Self driving Cars

Send any questions, dilemmas or problems you have to Help@lukeandpete.com and we will sort them out and get them on the show. On this episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss "Technology" the good the bad and the ugly side. Facial recognition, self driving cars and hitting a pigeon at 150mph plus much more join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/03/231h 47m

#27 Filth | Hair loss, Jealousy, Onlyfans and One night stands

On this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we go in! I Think we had one too many coffees. This episode has been called just plain filth. its not for the faint hearted. We talk hair transplants, one night stands, jealousy and Onlyfans. We answer some dilemmas in our own special way. Love us or hate us you’ve got to respect the honesty. HEADPHONES MUST BE WORN IF LISTENING IN PUBLIC. You’ve be warned.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/03/231h 28m

#26 Revenge | Old beef, Dark Coffee and nearly going to prison

In this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Revenge". Pete has always got a score to settle let's just say you don't want to get on the wrong side of him. Luke has tales of old school beef and getting his own back as long as its within 30 days. They wind up talking about one of the most prolific criminals of recent times and Pete gets very, very passionate. Listen to the full episode to find out if Luke and Pete think revenge is worth it. Join us as the honesty continues.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/03/231h 16m

#25 Disgust | Wine belly, Asian toilets and the smelliest woman I ever dated

On this weeks episode we discuss disgust. Luke hoarding Petes Japanese neighbour and asian toilets kicks us off. The man with horse manure breath who inspired the topic and Petes wine belly so bad that it destroys his cousins bed. This and much more. join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/02/231h 21m

#24 Trust | Cheating Partners, Death, Knife crime and being let down

On this week episode we discuss “Trust” How Luke finds it difficult to rely on others, probably because of his upbringing and how Charlotte refuses to make Pete his sandwich the way he asks so he feels betrayed. The difference  between small talk and real honest conversation and what Pete watches on TikTok. With many side stories join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/02/231h 22m

Valentine’s Day Special | Fantasies, Dirty Talk and the meaning of Love

Welcome to the Talking Sheet Valentines Day Special. This week we talk love sex and the Boston Crab. Pete describes in detail his fantasies which some would call a living nightmare. Luke calls out the fake guys in the comment sections who try and virtue signal. We discuss love and attraction and of course satisfaction, we go in! We warned you. Join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/02/231h 22m

#23 Intelligence | Battle of the B*stards, Street Smarts, The Perfect Partner

On this weeks episode we discuss Intelligence. Pete believes he is naturally smart so we dig into that. Luke describes how he tries to teach his kids to be street smart. Pete finds out what a bastard is which leads to marriage and the perfect personality in a partner. Join us as the honesty continues.   HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6.  Get your tickets now and support your boy!  https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/ Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/02/231h 11m

#22 Bullying | Roast Battles, Childhood problems, Dilemma Advice

On this weeks episode we discuss Bullying. Last week Pete and I got in a lot of trouble from Charlotte about our shenanigans so we decided to tone it down and have a deeper discussion to show we can, kind of. plus I (Luke) was unwell lol. We talk our childhood and how we was bullied growing up and how we handled it and the lessons we learnt. We hope you enjoy and thank you all for the support on this journey as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/01/231h 31m

#21 Shame and Guilt | Hygiene, Men on dating sites and Dilemmas

On this weeks episode we discuss Shame. How we feel it (Luke and Pete) why we feel it and the difference between when we feel guilt and when we feel shame. We have also added a couple of news stories and you the Sheetsters have written in to us with your dilemmas so we have a new segment we call "Luke and Pete help sort out your Sheet!" Join us as the honesty continues.   Plus any feedback you have about the show to help improve it is most welcome and any dilemmas you may have give them to us WE HAVE THE ANSWERS! email us at Help@lukeandpete.com   HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. Get your tickets now and support your boy! https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/ Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/01/231h 37m

#20 Cosmetic Surgery | Beauty vs Brains, Michael Jackson, Female Bodybuilders

On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we have a chat about Cosmetic surgery. We touch on what work we would have done. The pressures on women, Michael Jackson and female bodybuilders. We also dive into some made up scenarios that are very revealing. This episode is one of our favourites, join us as the honesty continues.   HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6.  Get your tickets now and support your boy!  https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/ Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/01/231h 32m

#19 War | Terrorism, giving money to the homeless, Royal family

On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss War! Pete kicks us off with a description of living in Northern Ireland during “The Troubles” Then we dive into terrorism, giving money to the homeless, abortion and the royal family. Serious topics but we always find a way to make it light hearted join us as the honesty continues on the best comedy podcast around. HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6.  Get your tickets now and support your boy!  https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/01/231h 20m

#18 Heroes

On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss our Heroes. Who did we look up to as children and what superpowers we wanted and why. Towards the end things get a little tense when Pete opens up about a troll who really got under his skin which bring up the topic of how to give valid criticism. With many side stories join us as the honesty continues.   HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6.  Get your tickets now and support your boy!  https://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/peter-rethinasamy-work-in-progress/   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/01/231h 24m

#17 Masculinity

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss Masculinity. What does it been to be a man? The boys discuss the male culture, being around women, creepy Comedians and men crying. Mixed in with funny personal stories join them down this rabbit hole as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/12/221h 16m

The 2022 Christmas Special

Hey guys welcome to our Christmas Special. On this episode Luke and Pete exchange gifts, answer the questions you sent in and talk about a couple of news stories. Oh yeah and Pete gets drunk! Join them as the festive honesty continues.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/12/221h 15m

#16 Living Conditions

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Living Conditions. How A burglar tried to stamp though Petes roof when he was younger, he gets angry when the police come round then his dad bursts in naked. Luke was living at home alone at 15 and he recounts how he taught himself to drive, well if you can call it driving. With many more stories join them as the honest continues. ull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/12/221h 14m

#15 Work

This weeks episode is loosely based on Work, but it goes off in so many different directions it’s hard to keep track. They start with Petes thoughts on the retirement age and Lukes thoughts on the worst job he has come across lately. Tipping workers and how Pete lost £600. How they feel about Working for free, Pete hates it. Then it takes a turn with Pete getting arrested for peeing on a police station. Stories of how spiders manipulate their way into mating and Pete performing a citizens arrest. Luke thinks men and women cheat in equal amounts and tells stories as to how he came to believe this. with so much more. Join them as the honesty continues.    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/12/221h 17m

#14 Anger

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss anger. Pete initially didn’t stick to the rules and tried to lie about how particular drivers make him feel but luckily Luke remembers an incident a couple of nights before that revealed Petes true colours. They both hate jobsworths but have different interpretations of them, and Pete is horrified when a woman on an escalator is reading while having a scratch and sniff. With many more stories join them as the honesty continues.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/12/221h 12m

#13 Fun

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Fun. Pete kicks us off with tales of naked wrestling with friends and being escorted down to a hotel reception wearing a bedsheet as a toga by security for making too much noise. Lukes mum finds it funny to prank him by screaming down the phone in an ominous manner. How does he get her back? And the many more pranks like when Luke pretended a woman his cousin had just kissed had herpes. This episode will probably offend, listen at your own risk as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/11/221h 17m

#12 Pornography

On This week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the guys discuss Pornography. Pete got an infection in his bum and had to bend over a chair naked so his dad could suck it out. (With a machine) at that very moment a priest walked in, sounds like a joke right? Wrong! Luke opens up about how he found out his son watches porn and the story of how he new the mother of his children loved him. Both reveal their wildest fantasies and of course Petes is weird and their dislikes Turtle back anybody? Join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/11/221h 13m

#11 Coincidence

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss Coincidences. Luke tells Pete how he met the mother of his children and that a gift she gave him changed his life. (Spoiler alert it wasn’t the children).  Pete confesses that he doesn’t believe in dinosaurs and explains how the bones came about. Then to top it off Pete tells the interesting story about how he traveled to Malaysia  to reunite with his grandfather after 20 years. He told him not to come but Pete went anyway.  what secret was his grandfather hiding? Find this out and more as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/11/221h 20m

#10 Animals

In this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss animals. Pete went to a safari park and believes he saw lesbian lions. When Luke asked why he believed they were lesbians the answer he got back confused him. Lukes mothers cat died and he had a very pragmatic way of disposing of the body. And Pete met a racist dog who let him know who’s boss. With many side stories, the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/11/221h 15m

#9 Failure

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete have a chat about failure. Luke explains how successful drug dealers can place themselves in a no win situation but Pete thinks he has the solution to their problems. Then the conversation moves onto Luke and Pete being in prison and how Pete is willing to do whatever it takes to survive which makes Luke feel very uncomfortable and much, much more.   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/11/221h 16m

#8 Addiction

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete have a frank and honest discussion about addiction. Opening up about their own addictions, Family members and unusual ones they have heard about, including bottled farts and many side discussions. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/10/221h 22m

#7 Lying

In this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss lying. Pete admits he’s always been a liar from a young age but his dad was no fool and often caught him out, recalling an interesting story of how Pete and his siblings end up in a “Crack Heads Den” his brother getting injured and Pete demanding “no one tells Dad”. With Luke admitting he still tells lies to this day but only when it comes to women but they are good lies he is forced to tell in order not to hurt anybody feelings. Is his heart in the right place? You decide.     Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/10/221h 18m

#6 Money

This week Luke and Pete have a conversation about Money, with Pete admitting he tries his best to do the least work possible while trying to get maximum pay and surprisingly it's worked out. Luke also asks Pete what would he do If the world Champion UFC fighter Jon Jones spat in his face? And as always Pete has a surprising answer. With many side stories including Luke once upon a time as a kid having a haircut so bad the barber gave him a fringe. This is an episode not to be missed. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Pete @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/10/221h 23m

#5 Social Media

This week Luke and Pete have a discussion about social media. Is it a great tool for connection or does it do more harm than good? With the boys as usual never staying on topic, they delve into a whole bag of stories including a naked man being aroused then shamed on a nudist bike ride and an out of control chimp plus many more. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Pete @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/10/221h 5m

#4 Fear

This week Luke and Pete have a conversation about fear. Pete discloses his worst form of torture which includes a very specific amount of men, while Luke explains that since he’s become a Parent he hasn’t known a day without fear.   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Pete @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/09/221h 26m

#3 Parenting

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their upbringing, Luke's daughter's nut allergy and a passionate debate about whether the word Fat is offensive or a description and much more. Follow us on instagram:   @lukeandpete @standuppete @lukekingcraig   Follow us on TikTok:   @lukeandpete   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/09/221h 14m

#2 Fame

Luke and Pete have a conversation about fame that goes off topic as usual to stories about Pete breaking both his wrists, writing a love rap to his teacher and Luke being beaten up by a police officer that looked like a geek and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/09/221h 14m

#1 Honesty

Luke and Pete open up about why they have started their very own Podcast. With Pete getting very passionate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/09/221h 7m
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