Harry and Paul's Guide to Life
Join the nation's most loveable Traitors, Harry Clark and Paul Gorton, for the second season of their hit podcast: Harry and Paul's Guide to Life.
Used to battling between the devil and angel on their shoulders, Harry and Paul are here to break down the do’s, don’ts, and 'what-were-they-thinking?' moments of adulting, one absurd life lesson at a time. They're here to give you the advice no one asked for but everyone secretly needs. And if your life falls apart, they sincerely apologise.
Join Harry and Paul every Tuesday as they reminisce on a dedicated topic - from school days and jobs to family life and dating - delving into tales from their own lives and attempting to pluck out the moral of the story. Then listeners can join in the conversation every Friday with episodes of Life Advice - and can submit questions to @harryandpaulpod.
Make sure you also listen to Season One of the show, Harry and Paul are Devious, wherever you get your podcasts.
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Episodes
Life Advice Corner: I’ve kept an intimate secret from my brother for forty years!
Brace yourselves for potentially the most outrageous dilemma so far. A listener swapped two letters he and his brother received from the doctors when they were kids, so his brother ended up getting an intimate operation he didn’t need. Should he come clean, FORTY YEARS ON?!We also hear of two friends who find out they’ve been dating the same person - they’ve even been getting almost exactly the same texts. Do they confront him together? Or quietly end their relationships and avoid the drama?Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/11/24•22m 23s
Guide to Life: Chapter Four - Guilty Pleasures
Guilty pleasures - we all have ‘em, but how many of us admit it? This week, we’re celebrating those indulgences we keep on the down-low (or…maybe not so low?).We hear about our listeners’ unique loves, from eating a chunk of butter to texting celebrities how much you love them when you’re drunk and everything in between.We also debate the true definition of guilty pleasure,confess our most embarrassing habits, and explore why we should stop feeling so, well…guilty about what brings us joy. On this podcast, we’re all about embracing the weird and wonderful things that make us human! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/24•45m 39s
Life Advice Corner: My best man speech has ruined everything!
The lads have one hell of a predicament on their hands to kick things off. Things have gone completely sideways for one listener who’s lost his best friend - all over a best man speech! Was he actually out of line? Or did the groom just seriously overreact? Then, they tackle an even stickier situation. Another listener’s been venting about his boss to his work friend, Emma - only to find out the boss is Emma’s aunty! Should he come clean? Or should he style it out? Join us for one bumpy ride!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/11/24•28m 44s
Guide to Life: Chapter Three - Friends
Friends — you may not be able to live with them, but you definitely can’t live without ‘em! This week, we’re diving into the messy, hilarious, and heartwarming world of friendship.Everyone’s got stories, and you bet we’re sharing ours! From wild nights out that bonded us forever to those awkward ‘Are we even friends anymore?’ moments, we’re laying it all out.It’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s full of the ups and downs of finding your people!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/11/24•42m 54s
Life Advice Corner: I’m in a toxic relationship with my boss, do I quit my job?
The boys are back and ready to dive headfirst into your job-related predicaments. And the first on the agenda? Tea bag-gate! One listener is so infuriated about her colleague pinching her teabags that she’s asked Harry and Paul what to do!Then we turn to a really tricky one: what should you do if your boss isn’t paying you overtime? By ‘boss’, we also mean friend… Buckle up!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/11/24•24m 17s
Guide to Life: Chapter Two - Jobs
Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living! Dolly was so real for that one, and this week the boys are talking about something we all do, whether we like it or not! That’s right, it’s job time. We hear about how Paul’s ‘creative’ side led him into some sticky situations, how Harry’s stint in the Navy changed him forever, and about a Traitors conspiracy theory, which might just have turned out to be true…You don’t want to miss it!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/10/24•51m 44s
Life Advice Corner: My in-laws are SO overbearing, how do I set some boundaries?
Welcome to the first episode of Harry & Paul’s Life Advice Corner! It’s that time of the week where we dive into your biggest life problems and (try to) lend a helping hand!In our first instalment, we’re tackling two tough questions: Should I really have to pay rent to my parents, when my brother - clearly the favourite child - doesn’t have to pay a penny? And another listener needs advice on how to set boundaries with her in-laws who are really overstepping the mark. Strap in, folks!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/10/24•27m 11s
Guide to Life: Chapter One - Family
We are back and better than ever! Welcome to the show where your two favourite, lovable lads get together and give you advice on this wild ride called life. Chapter one in our guide to life is all about family - one of the few things you can’t choose!We cover everything from unwritten family rules, to how we all secretly believe that our mum hides our stuff just so she can find it, and everything in between.Just remember, if your life falls apart, we sincerely apologise!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/10/24•47m 19s
Harry and Paul's Guide to Life | Out now!
Join the nation's most loveable Traitors, Harry Clark and Paul Gorton, for the second season of their hit podcast: Harry and Paul's Guide to Life. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday.Used to battling between the devil and angel on their shoulders, Harry and Paul are here to break down the do’s, don’ts, and 'what-were-they-thinking?' moments of adulting, one absurd life lesson at a time. They're here to give you the advice no one asked for but everyone secretly needs. And if your life falls apart, they sincerely apologise.Join Harry and Paul every Tuesday as they reminisce on a dedicated topic - from school days and jobs to family life and dating - delving into tales from their own lives and attempting to pluck out the moral of the story. Then listeners can join in the conversation every Friday with episodes of Life Advice - and can submit questions to @harryandpaulpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/10/24•1m 10s
Devious Dilemmas: My Girlfriend’s mad I went to a Stripclub…
You asked, and we listened! To round off the season, we're back with two more listener dilemmas!This week, we have problems that are sure to spark a lively discussion. First up, one listener wants to know: "Is my girlfriend overreacting about me getting a dance in a strip club?" Is it just a dance, or is there more to the story?Next, we look at a hilariously messy situation when another listener confesses to pissing the sofa after a night of heavy drinking—but hiding it from their housemates! Does he come clean or keep the secret?It’s a season finale filled with laughs, insights, and maybe a little advice you never thought you'd need. You won't want to miss this one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/09/24•31m 29s
Pardon me Madam!
It’s our last episode of this season! To kick it off, we’re heading over to Canada when the victim quickly becomes the suspect… Deception, language barriers, and keen observation are at the heart of this crime.A hysterical woman claims all her valuable possessions are gone, providing a detailed list of stolen items. But as the investigation unfolds, the policeman overhears a crucial conversation… not everything is as it seems! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/09/24•54m 59s
Devious Dilemmas: I can’t afford my Mates Stag Do, what do I do?
We’re tackling two situations that hit right at the heart of tough decisions in friendship and love.First up, we’ve got a listener facing a serious case of friendship FOMO. His best mate’s stag do is planned for Vegas, but the price tag is way out of his budget. How can he handle this without feeling like he’s letting his friend down?Then, we dive into a love dilemma about a listener’s dream girl. They’ve had an amazing two months together, but she's moving back to Spain and our listener is heading to London for work, so their future looks uncertain… Tune in and let’s figure it out togetherFollow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/09/24•29m 54s
Flirty Work
How far can flirting get you in the game of crime? Well this week we’ll see as we dive into the hilariously bold, and ultimately ill-fated, story of Aaron Morrison—a young man with a one-track mind for a night out. His plan? Steal a bottle of vodka, flirt with the shop assistant, and maybe even score a date. But things don’t quite go as smoothly as he thought…That’s not that hard to believe is it?Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/09/24•49m 48s
Devious Dilemmas: I know my Boyfriend's Best Mate fancies him... What do I do?
We’re tackling the kind of problems that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything, all in one breath! What would you do if your boyfriend’s best friend sent him a bikini pic? Is it innocent or a serious red flag?And brace yourself… you accidentally gave your vegan friend real chicken - yikes! Do you own up or keep it under wraps? This week, we're serving up some real head-scratchers!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/09/24•25m 46s
Do(d)-gy Driving...
Dogs are a man's best friend… but is man a dog's best friend? This week we’re unravelling the bizarre events of a man caught speeding through town—but wait, there's a twist! When police pull him over, the intoxicated driver pulls an unexpected move, switching seats with his faithful companion... his dog! Yes, you heard that right…Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/09/24•52m 51s
Devious Dilemmas: I took a DNA test and found out my Dad’s a cheater!
How would you feel if you discovered through a DNA test that you have a half-sibling from your father's past affair? That’s the dilemma our first listener faces, and they’re turning to Harry and Paul for advice. Should they reveal this explosive secret and risk family upheaval, or keep it hidden? Meanwhile, we explore the tangled emotions of another listener who, after a passionate encounter with a colleague at an office party, is torn between pursuing a relationship and maintaining professional boundaries. Listen in to find out what we think they should do…Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/09/24•27m 11s
Hot Money
Two would-be thieves set out with a foolproof plan to steal a small fortune - until their plan went up in flames - literally. From the meticulous preparation to the moment everything unravelled, we explore the thieves' fateful mistake: igniting the very cash they sought to steal. It all gets even more messy when piss, yes that’s right, piss, gets involved.Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/09/24•30m 53s
Devious Dilemmas: My best mates are cheating on their partners - what do I do?
We’re back with potentially the two most devious dilemmas we’ve ever come across! Would you tell your friend’s partner if you caught them cheating with your friend? Even worse - what should a listener do if they slept with their best mate’s ex? Gah!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/08/24•34m 54s
Thirsty Work
Ever imagined what it’d be like to have a brazen gang of robbers break into your apartment not once, but twice? What about if they managed to then carelessly leave their DNA at the scene after stopping for a cheeky drink? Well, we’ve here to reveal all - and how we’d go about pinching something a bit more subtly than these careless Christmas crooks!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/08/24•35m 4s
Devious Dilemmas: I slept with my best friend's new boyfriend four years ago, do I tell her?
We’re back and tackling two juicy predicaments. First, what would you do if you had a steamy week with your best friend's new boyfriend... four years ago? Now that the past is creeping back up, should you come clean and risk everything, or keep the secret buried?And in another dilemma, what if your best friend is being taken advantage of by her roommates, who secretly overcharged her £600 for "house supplies"? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/08/24•29m 9s
Bear-ly Believable
You’re on the run, so where are you hiding? Up a teddy bear’s arse? I didn’t think so…In this week's episode, we uncover the bizarre tale of a fugitive who took the phrase "hide and seek" to a whole new level.We hear about what drove this criminal to make such a cuddly (yet completely insane) decision.Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/08/24•47m 22s
Devious Dilemmas: Can I Forgive My Friend for Stealing from Me?
Welcome back to Devious Dilemmas! This week, we're tackling some tough questions: What would you do if you caught your best friend stealing from you? Is it worth the risk to call out a friend’s disrespectful boyfriend?They're tough, and they're juicy... So buckle up and get ready to join the boys for what’s bound to be a bumpy ride!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/08/24•28m 21s
The Penguin Prank...
What’s the worst thing you’ve woken up beside hungover? No matter how bad it is, I bet it’s not as bad as this… In 2012, after leaving a beach party in Australia fuelled by 1.5 litres of vodka, three friends broke into Sea World. They had a night to remember, swimming with dolphins and capturing it all on their footage. But, let’s just say it wasn’t just the three of them who woke up in their apartment the next morning… Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/08/24•53m 55s
Devious Dilemmas: Do I stay in an Airbnb with my ex and boyfriend?
Welcome to the first episode of Devious Dilemmas! In this exciting new bonus show, we’re here to tackle your life’s tricky situations. In our first instalment, we delve into Jon’s family holiday that led him to a difficult choice between two women and hear about how one person’s friend almost tricked them into staying in an Airbnb with their ex…Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/08/24•29m 9s
Introducing: Devious Dilemmas - Coming tomorrow!
We’re adding an additional weekly episode! Join us every Friday for Devious Dilemmas, with the first episode dropping TOMORROW!Do you need some advice about things going on in your life? Well, your two favourite Agony Uncles are here to help! Whether you’ve made a blunder at the bar, stumbled into a work situationship or you’re just looking for some crazy advice, we’ve got ya covered.Submit your dilemmas by emailing us (harryandpaulpod@gmail.com) or DM us on Instagram @harryandpaulpod.Our main Devious episodes will still be dropping every week, just on Tuesdays from next week. Join us for the first Devious Dilemmas episode tomorrow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/08/24•1m 35s
Looking good, Donald!
How dare the police share an unflattering mugshot? Don't they know mugshots can lead to modelling contracts these days?! We’re back in 2016 this week - when a police mugshot goes viral, the fugitive isn't pleased. Donald responds in the most unexpected way—by sending the police a suave selfie with a snarky message… Tune in to see how that worked out for him!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/08/24•29m 17s
Out of the running!
Having your dream of working at a police station crushed because you're a wanted criminal… Despicable.It's 2016 and a Bank of America branch has worked out that over the course of three months, $5000 has magically disappeared. The suspect then disappears, only to be caught five years later in the most silly of circumstances…Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/07/24•52m 12s
A bad sport…
“There’s a lot of ways you can cheat with balls…” That’s right Harry and Scottish golfer David Robertson knew that all the way back in 1985.After 14 holes of increasingly suspicious behaviour, his devious plot unravelled during the final qualifying rounds of the British Open Championship. The guys discuss the lengths some will go to for a competitive edge (nudge nudge Harry) as they relive this incredible saga, from the moment Robertson first stepped onto the green to a truly dramatic finale.Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/07/24•43m 55s
Digging yourself a hole!
Is the grass always greener underground? We aim to find out as we tell the story of a group of thieves who turned an innocuous-looking astroturf business into a cover for one of the most audacious bank heists ever attempted. The group of men dug a 256-FOOT tunnel right underneath a large vault in Brazil’s main bank! It’s got all the ingredients of the perfect heist, so what could possibly go wrong?Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/07/24•43m 7s
You can run but you can’t hide…
We’re back and this week talking about Christopher Wallace – not the Notorious B.I.G. to Harry’s disappointment. But Christopher Wallace has his own tale, one in which his flair for social media ultimately led to his downfall. This isn’t your typical heist: it’s a madcap tale of stolen stoves, Snapchat, and snakes (figuratively speaking).Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/07/24•31m 26s
The Millennium Dome Heist
Welcome to Harry and Paul Are... Devious! To kick off the series, the lads are taking you back to the turn of the millennium to unravel one of the most audacious—and ridiculous—attempted robberies in British history: the Millennium Dome Heist.This crime had more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. We'll introduce you to the gang of hapless thieves who thought they could pull off the biggest diamond heist ever, aiming to snatch the Millennium Star - a diamond so large it could make the royals do a double-take.Follow us on Instagram and TikTok to keep up to date with all of our antics!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/07/24•43m 27s
Introducing: Harry and Paul are... Devious
Harry Clark and Paul Gorton, the two breakout starts of The Traitors, look over scarcely believable crimes that have hilariously gone wrong - from botched art heists to ridiculous robberies and disguise disasters.Every episode, the UK's two most lovable liars spend time poring over where it all went wrong for the original crooks, before drawing up their own schemes to see how the crime could have succeeded had they been on the job.Join them every week for a comedic whistle-stop tour of deception, because Harry and Paul are… Devious!New weekly episodes from Wednesday 3rd July.Follow us on socials! You can find the show on Instagram & TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/06/24•1m 35s
