Two Dykes And A Mic
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”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness.
Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
Episodes
#316 - Cult Chemistry with Zolita
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Zolita! They discuss butch eyelashes, kissing six of your friends, our favorite lesbian tropes, joining a cult, when your ex girlfriend takes down a cult leader, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marshaTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comPortland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
03/06/25•1h 12m
#314 - Strapping to Tears with Jade Fox
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Jade Fox! They discuss McKenzie's movie, lesbian fashion, regional butches, how to hide your huge bazoingas, a major Bumble, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marshaTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comSeattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
20/05/25•51m 47s
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Freya Evans (Lesbian Supper Club). They discuss playing dead to get a number, fighting off bottom allegations, femme privilege, streaks without talking to men, adult braces, a game of What's Gayer, an Ask a Dyke about eating your friend out, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comSt. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
06/05/25•1h 12m
#310 - Nip to Nip
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss trying something new in the boudoir, gay olympics, nip to nip, true cime, Lewis Black, Bravo making us gayer, The Giver, and Ask about kissing at an all girls Catholic school, a Conclave review, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comLos Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
22/04/25•58m 37s
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray her ass for the first (and only?) time, border patrol, pickleball, f*ck friends, a sweaty sleeper Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comMadison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
08/04/25•53m 32s
#306 - Queer Supremacy with Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson wink, a hot butch detective, baby arm transplants, v*gina monuments, bush talk, PDA around parents, Raven and Miranda's meet cute, bringing Crayons to a date, dogs in the bedroom, marital s*x, and so much more!FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to our giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamic-podcastFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
25/03/25•57m 22s
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available now!), being a queer creator, making art for the masses, being a musical theater kid, friends lying about reading your book, kissing in Scotland, and so much more!The FIRST EVER SILENT TOYS are here, which means FREE TOYS FOR ALL! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins either a free WhisperVibe™ or a FREE Rose toy with any WhisperTech™ purchase! Get yours HERE: www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamicpodcast-whisperFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
11/03/25•49m 1s
#301 - Masc 4 Masc with Liv Hewson (Yellowjackets) Part 1
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
25/02/25•52m 50s
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @DeisonAfualo @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
11/02/25•1h 4m
#297 - Babygirl and Gay Traitors
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more!
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If you can donate, here are some places: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/ and for Public Displays of Altadena https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pda
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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28/01/25•1h 3m
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fundwww.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website:www.habitatla.org/support-us This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy @genderless_gap_adTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
14/01/25•52m 38s
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balance, a pride success story, building a career, supporting queer artists, the stability of Bette and Tina, the gayest moments of 2024, holding space, 2025 manifesting, and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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31/12/24•1h 15m
#291 - Lesbianism is Contagious
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding, Kenz starting a grind train, is lesbianism contagious, honeymoon vibes, Charlie horses at weird times, an Ask a Dyke, growing attraction, Lindsey Lohan Christmas and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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17/12/24•59m 20s
#289 - Safe Chaos
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss fire crotches, Paris Hilton being an ex bully, JoJo bean grinding, strap on main, Dianna and Zoe, accidental chest touching, after care after a massage, a pheasant Fumble and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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03/12/24•49m 2s
#287 - Martha, Meg, Mendez & Moretz
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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19/11/24•50m 36s
Checking In From Hell
We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you!
If you need to talk with someone :
LGBT National Help Center: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline
LGBT National Coming Out Support Hotline: Call 888-OUT-LGBT (888-688-5428)
SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline: Call 1-877-360-LGBT (5428)
Trans Lifeline: Call 1-877-565-8860 in the United States or 1-877-330-6366 in Canada
Trevor Project: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Call 988, available 24/7
07/11/24•12m 29s
#284 - John Proctor & Captain Underpants
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more!
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Cardiff - 4/1
Brighton - 4/2
London - 4/4
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29/10/24•1h 2m
#282 - The Finger Pit
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more!
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Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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15/10/24•53m 19s
#280 - Lightning Bolt in Your BH
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more!
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Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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01/10/24•52m 36s
#278 - Vanilla Boobs
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more!
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Kansas City MO - 9/19
Dallas - 9/20
Austin - 9/21
Phoenix - 9/22
Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
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Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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17/09/24•1h 3m
#276 - Candle Wax in My Crack
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!
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Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8
Raleigh - 9/10
Charlotte - 9/11
Kansas City MO - 9/19
Dallas - 9/20
Austin - 9/21
Phoenix - 9/22
Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
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Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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03/09/24•56m 5s
#274 - JoJo Siwa (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more!
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Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8
Raleigh - 9/10
Charlotte - 9/11
Kansas City MO - 9/19
Dallas - 9/20
Austin - 9/21
Phoenix - 9/22
Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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20/08/24•49m 33s
#272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more!
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Los Angeles - 8/17
Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8
Raleigh - 9/10
Charlotte - 9/11
Kansas City MO - 9/19
Dallas - 9/20
Austin - 9/21
Phoenix - 9/22
Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
San Francisco - 10/5
Sacramento - 10/6
Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13
Vancouver - 10/18
San Diego - 10/20
Los Angeles - 10/22
Detroit - 10/29
Cleveland - 10/30
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06/08/24•59m 8s
#270 - Pumpkin Tits
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more!
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Los Angeles - 8/17
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23/07/24•59m 3s
#268 - MILFS, Mustaches & Manhaters
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS.
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Los Angeles - 8/17
Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8
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Charlotte - 9/11
Kansas City MO - 9/19
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Phoenix - 9/22
Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3
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Toronto - 10/10
Montreal - 10/11
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Vancouver - 10/18
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09/07/24•53m 15s
#266 - Too Much F*ngering (with Caleb Hearon)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!
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25/06/24•1h 6m
#264 - Gay Supremacy (with Beth Stelling)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live at Largo in Los Angeles with Beth Stelling! They discuss role playing, 69-ing too hard, CT scan drama, family planning based on astrology, rock climbing, Spice Girls, falling in love with a dancer, the short crack community, and so much more!
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10/06/24•1h 25m
#263 - Hot Mascs At The Farmers Market (with Mo Welch)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skullet, shave gel and the hell's patch, falling off stage, Mo finding her estranged dad, a wet and wild Ask a Dyke and so much more!
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04/06/24•1h 9m
#261 - Megan Fox is for the Gays (with Roz Hernandez)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more!
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21/05/24•1h 17m
#259 - Doing Blow For Demi Moore
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, prison wives, having sex with a Cancer, the lesbian gaze, outing yourself to your fitness coach, and so much more!
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07/05/24•1h 3m
#257 - Shinjiro: Gay JPop Royalty
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Shinjiro Atae! They discuss Diane Sawyer being a muff diver, lesbian birthday parties, couple names, being the first out JPop star, seeing queer people when you're closeted, writing personal music, fashion, a Love Lies Bleeding review and so much more!
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23/04/24•1h 5m
#255 - Lauren Jauregui is a U-haul Ass B*tch (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Lauren Jauregui! They discuss family planning based on astrology, saying "eat you out" in the worst of times, Elizabeth Hurly (a per usual), private all girl's school kissing, polyamory, and so much more!
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09/04/24•57m 38s
#253 - Secret Virgin (with Ezra Michel)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ezra Michel! They discuss blowing out of panties, slowly being sent a nude on dial up internet, pooka shells, making records, building a community, sex toys being in the wrong hands, and so much more!
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26/03/24•1h 14m
#251 - Lesbian Frat House (with Zolita)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zolita! They discuss being stairmastered by Demi Moore, 69-ing on the first date, getting your rocks off, fuNking to music, dry spells and so much more!
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12/03/24•1h 21m
#249 - Celibacy to Queer Pipeline with Alyson Stoner (Part 1)
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alyson Stoner! They discuss deconstructing how you're raised, being brought into the queer world, being called to celibacy, ASL and so much more!
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27/02/24•48m 21s
