Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes
When Was That Again?
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
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24/02/25•1h 6m
Mark's One Man Show
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.
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21/02/25•1h 3m
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
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17/02/25•56m 45s
Mark Prepared For This
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
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14/02/25•1h 3m
WordPad Broke
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
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10/02/25•1h 4m
Acronyms, But Better
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
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07/02/25•59m 46s
Big Dog Energy
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
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03/02/25•1h 7m
More Broken News
Wade gets himself canceled.
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31/01/25•53m 47s
Order Matters Too
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
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27/01/25•1h 4m
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
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24/01/25•1h 13m
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires.
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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20/01/25•1h 6m
Where Am I?!
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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10/01/25•57m 11s
The Distractible Paradox
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
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06/01/25•54m 16s
Time and Stuff
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
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03/01/25•53m 46s
Does Order Matters?
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
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30/12/24•1h 1m
New Year, Old Us
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
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27/12/24•1h 4m
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
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23/12/24•1h 9m
[Insert Topic Here]
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
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20/12/24•1h 6m
What's Wrong With Video Games?
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
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16/12/24•1h 2m
Mark of Theseus
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
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13/12/24•58m 13s
The Cost Is Correct
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
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09/12/24•54m 49s
Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
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06/12/24•1h 6m
Top 10 Things
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
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02/12/24•1h 3m
Wade For President
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
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29/11/24•1h 11m
Florida or No Florida?
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
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25/11/24•57m 58s
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
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22/11/24•1h 3m
The Election Episode
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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18/11/24•58m 29s
Wade Is Sopping
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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15/11/24•46m 23s
Get Mad Libs
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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11/11/24•50m 41s
Edutainment!
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
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08/11/24•1h 2m
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
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04/11/24•1h 1m
Definitely Real Things
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
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01/11/24•52m 55s
Never Hug Your Teacher
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
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28/10/24•1h 5m
Movie Villain Awards
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
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25/10/24•1h 1m
Two Sentence Horror Stories
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
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21/10/24•54m 50s
QUITTER!
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
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18/10/24•1h 1m
Parlor Games
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out.
NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
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14/10/24•51m 20s
Get More Stupider (Part 2)
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
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11/10/24•56m 34s
Try New Things
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
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07/10/24•1h 5m
What Song Do You See?
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
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04/10/24•1h 2m
The Most Cursed Moments
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
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30/09/24•1h 7m
All Nighters
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
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27/09/24•1h 4m
The Episode You Can Taste
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
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23/09/24•1h 7m
Nah, I'd Win
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
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20/09/24•55m 21s
WikiHow About Now?
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
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16/09/24•59m 36s
Talent
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
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13/09/24•52m 37s
Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
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09/09/24•45m 9s
Bob's Secret Words
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
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06/09/24•46m 30s
Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
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02/09/24•52m 50s
We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
(WARNING: NSFW)
Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
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30/08/24•51m 48s
Mark's Secret Words
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
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26/08/24•1h 4m
The Dumb Of Introverts
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
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23/08/24•1h 4m
On Success
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
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19/08/24•1h 6m
Get More Stupider
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
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16/08/24•59m 48s
Big or Small (Part 2)
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
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12/08/24•1h 1m
Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
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09/08/24•57m 16s
The Last Great Debate
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
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05/08/24•1h
Worm Love
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
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02/08/24•56m 37s
Tongue Twisters
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
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29/07/24•54m 48s
Theater Of The Mind
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
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26/07/24•50m 53s
Glauber Salt
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
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22/07/24•51m 4s
A Special Message For Our Listeners
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
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19/07/24•1h 14m
Red 40, Set Hut!
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
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15/07/24•58m 2s
Sorry For My Singing
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
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12/07/24•1h 2m
The Dumb of Humanity
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
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08/07/24•58m 10s
Saving You Money!
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
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05/07/24•54m 44s
Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
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01/07/24•1h 8m
It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
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28/06/24•1h 9m
20 Easy Questions
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
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24/06/24•1h 1m
We Might Have Started The Fire
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
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21/06/24•1h 15m
The Room Where It Happened
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
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17/06/24•55m 9s
We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
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14/06/24•53m 8s
The Inaugural Boat Episode
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
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10/06/24•56m 48s
Shotgun Roulette
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
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07/06/24•51m 54s
Two Truths And A Lie
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
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03/06/24•59m 18s
My Body Betrayed Me
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
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31/05/24•55m 56s
Naming 100 Women
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
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27/05/24•42m 25s
World Wade Supremacy
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
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24/05/24•37m 8s
1000 Hour Energy
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
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20/05/24•49m 29s
It's Over, It's Done
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
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17/05/24•53m 28s
There Is No Excuse
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
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13/05/24•47m 10s
Animal Noises
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.
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10/05/24•51m 6s
20 More Questions (At Least)
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
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06/05/24•56m 45s
At Least 20 Questions
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
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03/05/24•1h 1m
Bad Or Worse
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
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29/04/24•1h 19m
The Cursed Man
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
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26/04/24•1h
Uplifting Children's Stories
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
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22/04/24•59m 15s
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
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19/04/24•1h 4m
Cake Or AI Too
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
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15/04/24•43m 9s
Cake or AI?
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
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12/04/24•47m 23s
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
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08/04/24•54m 45s
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
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05/04/24•1h 5m
Wrong Answers Only
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
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01/04/24•53m 4s
No Topic Left Beef
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
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29/03/24•54m 26s
Old Is Awesome
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
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25/03/24•50m 41s
Power
With great power, comes great Distractibility.
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22/03/24•55m 4s
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
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18/03/24•47m 7s
Pants
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
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15/03/24•49m 36s
Tear Down These Balls
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
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11/03/24•56m 11s
We Are The Main Character
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
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08/03/24•1h 9m
Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers.
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06/03/24•26m 46s
Games Are Getting Older
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
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04/03/24•59m 18s
Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn.
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02/03/24•24m 0s
It's Okay, We're Engineers
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
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01/03/24•46m 2s
This Is Our Roman Empire
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
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26/02/24•1h 1m
We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you.
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24/02/24•24m 0s
You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.
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23/02/24•47m 41s
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.
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19/02/24•1h 12m
Wade Games
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”
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16/02/24•1h 2m
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.
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12/02/24•50m 49s
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ.
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10/02/24•24m 1s
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."
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09/02/24•56m 10s
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.
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05/02/24•52m 42s
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio.
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04/02/24•25m 7s
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.
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02/02/24•52m 46s
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!
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29/01/24•1h 16m
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops.
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27/01/24•28m 28s
We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.
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26/01/24•46m 58s
Wade Wins
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?
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22/01/24•43m 54s
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.
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19/01/24•1h 7m
Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]
Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee.
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17/01/24•24m 33s
How Do You Know?
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.
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15/01/24•58m 11s
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.
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12/01/24•51m 42s
Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]
Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses.
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10/01/24•26m 0s
What Distractible Stands For
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.
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08/01/24•1h
We Forgot To Stretch
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.
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05/01/24•42m 33s
New Year, New Brain
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.
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01/01/24•58m 27s
We Hate Christmas
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.
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29/12/23•57m 52s
Confusing Christmas Words
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.
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25/12/23•47m 30s
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.
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22/12/23•1h 1m
Evil League of Evil
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"
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18/12/23•47m 26s
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.
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15/12/23•43m 27s
Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]
It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now.
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13/12/23•24m 54s
Live, Laugh, Lose
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).
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11/12/23•48m 54s
You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.
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08/12/23•1h 1m
PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]
Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals.
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07/12/23•1h 23m
Return Of The Gingerdead Man
Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"
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04/12/23•56m 43s
Actually Nothing
Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.
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01/12/23•43m 25s
Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.
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27/11/23•50m 45s
Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.
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24/11/23•48m 46s
PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]
Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob.
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22/11/23•53m 35s
Boy, I Miss That
Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.
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20/11/23•1h 4m
Voice Me, Dammit!
The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.
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17/11/23•1h 3m
PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]
Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator.
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15/11/23•51m 0s
Bullsh*t
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.
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13/11/23•57m 20s
News Everyone!
Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.
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10/11/23•55m 59s
Curious Conspiracy Corner
Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...
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06/11/23•54m 4s
No Thank You
As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
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03/11/23•51m 1s
The Pre Of Life
What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.
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30/10/23•57m 9s
King Of Horror Hill
From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?
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27/10/23•1h 13m
Tricks or Tropes?
Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...
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23/10/23•56m 58s
Boo?!
Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.
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20/10/23•1h 8m
Worth It
Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.
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16/10/23•1h 14m
I Don't Know What I Expected
Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...
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13/10/23•45m 23s
These Are Gaffes?
The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.
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09/10/23•1h
Illegal Advice
Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.
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06/10/23•1h 11m
Wade, Bob, and Friend
Bob and Wade punish Mark.
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02/10/23•50m 19s
Distractible Riddle Realm
Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.
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29/09/23•1h 16m
Front Page News
Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.
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25/09/23•1h
Bob's Confusing Words
If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!
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22/09/23•1h 1m
Mark Hates The Moon
Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.
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18/09/23•1h 7m
Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
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15/09/23•56m 46s
Distractible Escape Room
Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?
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11/09/23•1h 5m
Wade's Food Questions
In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.
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08/09/23•1h 4m
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)
Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"
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04/09/23•1h 22m
Markiplier and Friends
Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.
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01/09/23•1h
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List
The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.
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28/08/23•1h 16m
Philoso-NO
An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?
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25/08/23•1h 11m
Doing It Wrong
Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.
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21/08/23•1h 17m
Why Animal There?
Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.
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18/08/23•51m 41s
Feels Like Home
There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?
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14/08/23•52m 32s
Subreddit Enemy No. 1
Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.
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11/08/23•1h
Dicebreakers!
The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.
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07/08/23•1h 3m
Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...
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04/08/23•52m 28s
Distractible Tier List
Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!
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31/07/23•1h 11m
Reading
Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.
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28/07/23•1h 11m
Mac Vs. PC
The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.
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24/07/23•58m 42s
I Quit (Part 2)
We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.
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21/07/23•1h 9m
Microplastics Solved Forever
Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.
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17/07/23•49m 45s
You Ever Feel A Feel?
It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.
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14/07/23•54m 45s
I Quit (Part 1)
The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade
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10/07/23•46m 49s
Whimsical Headlines
This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...
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30/06/23•1h 1m
It's Mark's Birthday
Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.
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26/06/23•1h 14m
YouTubers For YouTubers
What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!
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23/06/23•49m 10s
Weird (Part 3)
But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.
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19/06/23•1h 15m
Weird (Part 2)
Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.
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16/06/23•1h 5m
Weird
Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.
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12/06/23•55m 35s
Rage
Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...
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09/06/23•1h 13m
I Wasn't Ready
College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.
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05/06/23•1h 14m
Listener Q&A
Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!
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02/06/23•1h 8m
I'm Better
Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.
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29/05/23•1h 12m
Bob Wins This Episode
The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.
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26/05/23•1h 10m
What I Want
A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.
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22/05/23•58m 45s
Artificial Intelligence
Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?
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19/05/23•1h 5m
The Burls [Bonus Episode]
Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."
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17/05/23•25m 36s
Hypocrisy?
The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!
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15/05/23•53m 0s
Will You Press The Button?
You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.
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12/05/23•1h 4m
The Wheel of Fate
A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.
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08/05/23•58m 42s
Three Peens In A Pod
Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?
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05/05/23•1h 1m
Bread
Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.
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01/05/23•53m 12s
Ohio Stuff
The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.
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28/04/23•1h 7m
Riddles & Rhymes
Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...
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24/04/23•59m 34s
Who's Better?
Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?
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21/04/23•1h 13m
Million Dollars, But...
Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob.
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17/04/23•1h 19m
Wade's Questions
Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.
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14/04/23•1h 11m
Our Firsts
Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.
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10/04/23•1h 10m
Would You Rather (Part 2)
The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.
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07/04/23•1h 18m
Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.
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03/04/23•1h 20m
Wonders of Our World
Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.
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31/03/23•1h 24m
Self Actualization
Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.
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27/03/23•1h 4m
Just Relax
If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.
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24/03/23•1h 12m
The Fairest Episode Ever
Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.
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20/03/23•1h 11m
The Shoe Game
Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.
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17/03/23•1h 13m
Good Advice?
Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.
P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!
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13/03/23•1h 9m
Am I The Asshole?
A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page!
P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...
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08/03/23•1h 23m
Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!
Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!!
Watch Video Now | Only on Spotify
P.S. New episodes Mondays... AND Fridays!
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08/03/23•2m 51s
The Emmy Losing Episode
Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!).
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06/03/23•1h 9m
Distractible: The Musical
The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet.
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27/02/23•1h 2m
The Masks We Wear
On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us...
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20/02/23•1h
Profession Confessions
One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories.
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13/02/23•1h 15m
Friendship Test: Mark Edition
Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia!
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06/02/23•1h 15m
Wade's Silly Choices
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more!
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30/01/23•1h 5m
Bob's Baby
Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...).
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23/01/23•1h 32m
The Ick
Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick."
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16/01/23•1h 2m
You Member?
Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work?
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09/01/23•1h 13m
Good Bad Habits
You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet?
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02/01/23•1h 13m
The Perfect Day
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.
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26/12/22•1h 8m
Don't Say Christmas
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas.
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19/12/22•1h 5m
We're NOT Getting Old
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
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12/12/22•1h 8m
One Paw In The Grave
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update.
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05/12/22•1h 4m
I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
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28/11/22•1h 16m
Thank You
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values.
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21/11/22•1h 7m
Would You Rather
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
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14/11/22•1h 5m
Devil's Advocate
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
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07/11/22•1h 7m
Candy Tier List
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed!
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31/10/22•1h 30m
Change
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
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24/10/22•1h 14m
Big or Small
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
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17/10/22•1h 29m
The Bait Debate
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
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10/10/22•1h 6m
Naked
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
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03/10/22•1h 52m
Video Game Tier List
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
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26/09/22•1h 17m
Broken News
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
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19/09/22•1h 6m
Solving The Unsolvable
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
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12/09/22•1h 10m
Musical Memories
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
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05/09/22•1h 7m
Go With Your Gut
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
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29/08/22•1h 7m
Bob Doesn't Know
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
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22/08/22•1h 4m
The Distractible Gameshow
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
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15/08/22•1h 15m
Fast Food Tier List
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
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08/08/22•1h 31m
The Boys Bet It All
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
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01/08/22•1h 16m
Before We Die
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
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25/07/22•1h 6m
Conspiracy Theories
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
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18/07/22•1h 9m
Worst World Records
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
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11/07/22•1h 15m
Anything Goes
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.
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04/07/22•1h 4m
The Atrocities of Summer
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?
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27/06/22•1h 17m
Don't Laugh
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
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20/06/22•1h 4m
Who's The Worst
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
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13/06/22•1h 7m
The Bobs & The Bees
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
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06/06/22•1h 13m
We Got Screwed
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
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30/05/22•1h 15m
F*ck You Energy
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
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23/05/22•1h
Wade's Secret Words
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
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16/05/22•59m 24s
So Bad It's Good
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
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09/05/22•1h 5m
Aliens Among Us
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
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02/05/22•1h 2m
Oh No, The Future UwU
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic.
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25/04/22•1h
Serotonin
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
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18/04/22•1h 10m
We Die On Your Hills
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.
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11/04/22•1h 7m
Self Confidence
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
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04/04/22•1h 4m
Superstitions
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
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28/03/22•1h 6m
Disappointing Our Parents
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
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21/03/22•1h 3m
Pet Stories
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
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14/03/22•1h 3m
Hill I Will Die On
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
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07/03/22•1h 2m
Criminally Subliminal
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
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28/02/22•1h 1m
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
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21/02/22•57m 8s
The Distractible Threesome
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
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14/02/22•1h 1m
Waste of Money
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
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07/02/22•57m 55s
Funniest Joke In The World
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
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31/01/22•55m 31s
Beware The Candy Uncle...
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
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24/01/22•1h
Bad Habits
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
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17/01/22•1h 4m
Cryptids Are Scary
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
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10/01/22•55m 6s
The Perfect Meal
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
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03/01/22•57m 5s
Failed Resolutions
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated.
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27/12/21•59m 28s
Christmas Gone Wrong
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
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20/12/21•55m 1s
Humanity Is Bad
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well…
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13/12/21•51m 46s
Never Give Up
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
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06/12/21•54m 33s
That One Guy
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
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29/11/21•1h
Young & Stupid
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
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22/11/21•55m 54s
We Are All Going To Die
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
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15/11/21•55m 52s
Old Men
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there.
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08/11/21•56m 55s
Fears & Fetishes
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
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01/11/21•1h
I Was Wrong...
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
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25/10/21•55m 44s
Dangerous Coasters
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of...
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18/10/21•57m 9s
Dating Advice
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around.
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11/10/21•1h 10m
Lies From Parents
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults.
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04/10/21•54m 47s
Life Plan
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse…
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27/09/21•57m 6s
King of Meat
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats.
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20/09/21•1h 5m
Dreams & Nightmares
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.
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13/09/21•57m 39s
How Dare You
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.
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06/09/21•1h
Oh Sh*t Moments
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...
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30/08/21•58m 41s
How to Make a Best Friend
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...
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23/08/21•49m 55s
Future
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?
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16/08/21•1h 3m
Happy Funerals
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!
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09/08/21•52m 43s
Kids Are Stupid
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
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02/08/21•1h 5m
Perfect Crime
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"
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26/07/21•1h 5m
Synchronicity
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
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19/07/21•59m 21s
Hold My Beer
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…
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12/07/21•1h 1m
Conventions
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
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05/07/21•50m 45s
Bob's Fridge
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.
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28/06/21•56m 21s
Supernatural
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!
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21/06/21•52m 19s
Fake Tech
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
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14/06/21•57m 52s
Camping
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
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07/06/21•54m 48s
Transportation
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...
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31/05/21•58m 20s
Body Odor
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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24/05/21•45m 23s
Hair
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
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17/05/21•50m 56s
Trailer: Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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14/05/21•3m 24s