My Dad Wrote A Porno
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.
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Episodes
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/03/24•40m 47s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr. Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/02/24•43m 51s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/01/24•46m 44s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/12/23•57m 35s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as the gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/11/23•46m 24s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/10/23•36m 3s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/09/23•41m 3s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/08/23•39m 30s
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/07/23•46m 47s
Rocky Flintstone Revealed
Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Why not join Rocky on his own podcast RockyFlintstoneUnleashed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/22•44m 6s
The Finale - Part 2
Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/12/22•1h 2m
Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs
Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/12/22•34m 47s
The Finale - Part 1
It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/11/22•56m 50s
We have some news...
All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/11/22•2m 33s
My Dad Wrote A History Hit
To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/03/22•35m 23s
Best Of Book Six
Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/03/22•38m 1s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/12/21•52m 42s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One
Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/12/21•49m 9s
S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'
Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/21•52m 14s
Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract
Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/07/21•31m 35s
S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'
Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/21•44m 58s
Footnotes: Dialect Coach
Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/07/21•22m 25s
S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'
Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/21•49m 8s
Footnotes: Show and Tell
To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/07/21•18m 37s
S6E7 - 'HS2'
Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/07/21•44m 28s
Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?
July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/06/21•17m 46s
S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'
Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/06/21•46m 27s
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2
Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/06/21•31m 2s
S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'
Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/06/21•45m 5s
Footnotes: Samara Weaving
Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/06/21•24m 9s
S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'
The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/06/21•44m 43s
Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"
To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/06/21•21m 23s
S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'
Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/06/21•40m 30s
Footnotes: Feet
Prompted by this week's chapter, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as looking back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/06/21•18m 25s
S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'
Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/05/21•42m 36s
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5
Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/05/21•16m 10s
S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'
Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/05/21•47m 53s
Best of Book Five
Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/04/21•42m 29s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two
In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/12/20•46m 4s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One
Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/12/20•49m 27s
Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha
As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/12/19•30m 56s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4
Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/12/19•41m 38s
S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'
In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/12/19•45m 37s
Footnotes: Finale Predictions
Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nuts as Rocky Flintstone... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/11/19•12m 17s
S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'
In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/11/19•40m 10s
Footnotes: Your Sex Stories
After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/11/19•17m 5s
S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'
Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/11/19•42m 49s
Footnotes: G'day Belinda!
Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/11/19•15m 15s
S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''
Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/11/19•40m 33s
Footnotes: Dan Levy
Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/11/19•21m 33s
S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'
Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/11/19•40m 51s
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/10/19•22m 49s
S5E8 - 'M's The Word'
Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/10/19•40m 58s
Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and gives us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan. Her own podcast for children aged 6 years to 12 years SuperSleuthsStoryClub is well worth a listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/10/19•19m 7s
S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'
Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/10/19•41m 59s
Footnotes: Learning German
In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/10/19•17m 0s
S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'
Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/10/19•39m 49s
Footnotes: Josh Groban
Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/10/19•24m 0s
S5E5 - 'Smiffy'
Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/10/19•37m 3s
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/10/19•13m 13s
S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'
Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/09/19•41m 30s
Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/09/19•28m 32s
S5E3 - 'The Safe House'
Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/09/19•41m 36s
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/09/19•15m 13s
S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'
The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/09/19•41m 16s
Footnotes: In Memoriam
Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/09/19•10m 8s
S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'
Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/09/19•46m 25s
Best of Book Four
Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/06/19•25m 12s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3
It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/12/18•44m 51s
S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'
In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/11/18•42m 15s
Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson
Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/11/18•24m 20s
S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'
In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/18•41m 32s
Footnotes: Jon Ronson
Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/11/18•24m 58s
S4E11 - 'The Meet'
Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/11/18•40m 50s
Footnotes: Ask Us Anything
Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/11/18•19m 12s
S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'
Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/10/18•40m 5s
Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/10/18•28m 41s
S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'
Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/10/18•41m 5s
Footnotes: Gay 101
In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/10/18•16m 4s
S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'
Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/10/18•33m 17s
Footnotes: James Haskell
England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/18•25m 20s
S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'
James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans in the most obvious place, the photocopier room... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/10/18•34m 48s
Footnotes: Sexual Health
The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street, in London. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/10/18•16m 7s
S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'
The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/10/18•36m 34s
Footnotes: Jessie Ware
Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/09/18•22m 49s
S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'
Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/09/18•38m 21s
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs
Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/09/18•16m 11s
S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'
Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/09/18•40m 44s
Footnotes: Helga's Case Files
Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/09/18•18m 34s
S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'
More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/09/18•40m 14s
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/09/18•15m 19s
S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'
Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/09/18•38m 0s
Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/08/18•12m 27s
S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'
Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/08/18•40m 36s
Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/08/18•11m 44s
Best of Book Three
Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/18•28m 12s
Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue. We are making history by it being the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever! Hurrah!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/02/18•12m 19s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/12/17•51m 1s
S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/09/17•44m 7s
Footnotes: How Will It End?
The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale which is just around the corner... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/08/17•15m 26s
S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'
After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/08/17•38m 22s
Footnotes: Personality Test
Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/08/17•19m 41s
S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon'
Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin and joins him for a days visits with customers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/08/17•41m 45s
Footnotes: Ben Barnes
Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie and his Dad... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/08/17•20m 31s
S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'
Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one young man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/08/17•38m 5s
Footnotes: Vagina 101
After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina and other female organs... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/08/17•15m 57s
S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'
Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do, so ask an old friend to help them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/08/17•36m 34s
Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/08/17•25m 57s
S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'
Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/07/17•35m 58s
Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse... or both? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/07/17•19m 9s
S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'
Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/07/17•36m 34s
Footnotes: Sex Parties
Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/07/17•17m 28s
S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'
Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/07/17•36m 15s
Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/07/17•14m 46s
S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'
Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/07/17•40m 42s
Footnotes: Belinda's CV
Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/07/17•16m 30s
S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'
Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor Hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/07/17•38m 15s
Footnotes: Mara Wilson
Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/06/17•15m 16s
S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'
After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate... is it good or is it bad? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/06/17•37m 19s
Footnotes: What Happens Next?
After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/06/17•13m 15s
S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'
Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/06/17•41m 30s
Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/06/17•30m 49s
S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'
Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction... though the Chicken Kiev's were fantastic..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/06/17•37m 35s
Footnotes: George Ezra
Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/06/17•34m 59s
S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'
Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/06/17•38m 25s
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/06/17•23m 50s
S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'
Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/05/17•40m 56s
Best of Book Two
Ahead of series three ,Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/04/17•24m 20s
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1
In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/12/16•46m 30s
S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'
Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/10/16•38m 55s
Footnotes: Michael Sheen
Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his grandfather's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/10/16•35m 14s
S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'
Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/10/16•38m 17s
Footnotes: Inside Our Book
We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/10/16•12m 39s
S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'
It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/10/16•43m 18s
Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/10/16•18m 3s
S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'
Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/10/16•34m 47s
Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/09/16•20m 29s
S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'
Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/09/16•43m 15s
Footnotes: Live Shows
It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/09/16•9m 33s
S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'
Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/09/16•39m 23s
Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/09/16•26m 16s
S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'
Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/09/16•37m 35s
Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/09/16•11m 49s
S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'
It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/09/16•42m 19s
Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/09/16•28m 44s
S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'
Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/08/16•34m 35s
Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/08/16•27m 8s
S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'
After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/08/16•37m 8s
Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/08/16•25m 58s
S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'
Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/08/16•48m 42s
Footnotes: Reddit
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/08/16•10m 25s
S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'.
The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/08/16•37m 17s
Footnotes: Learning Dutch
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/08/16•10m 17s
S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'
It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/16•45m 33s
Footnotes: We've Got Mail
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/07/16•17m 9s
S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'
Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...whilst Dr Robbin's looks on... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/16•34m 23s
Footnotes: Joe Lycett
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/07/16•19m 57s
S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'
Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/07/16•35m 19s
Footnotes: Book Announcement
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a fun filled book all about Belinda Blinked 1 with our all our observations and annotations on this mad piece of writing. Available from Amazon and by order from wherever you buy your books. Purchase a personally signed copy by Rocky from his Etsy store called RockysPavilion making a fabulous gift for any fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/07/16•12m 57s
S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'
Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/16•40m 51s
Footnotes: Elijah Wood
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed very early MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/07/16•26m 9s
S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'
Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/07/16•42m 43s
Best Of Book One
Ahead of series two, the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1' book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/06/16•18m 46s
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/12/15•13m 43s
S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/12/15•28m 16s
Footnotes: Casting The Movie
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/12/15•8m 6s
S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'
It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/12/15•27m 9s
Footnotes: Merchandising
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/15•5m 15s
S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/12/15•28m 16s
Footnotes: Rocky's Biography
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/12/15•6m 6s
S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/11/15•31m 13s
S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/11/15•27m 54s
S1E8 - 'The Chalet'
As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/11/15•31m 17s
S1E7 - 'The Tombola'
This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/11/15•33m 54s
S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/11/15•30m 10s
S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG... American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/10/15•30m 23s
S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'
This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/10/15•29m 26s
S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/10/15•28m 32s
S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/10/15•27m 0s
S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/10/15•27m 49s
My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/09/15•1m 51s