The Van Kleist Confession and other tales...

Miss Mills, Diane and Major Q are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it?

There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Brother Matt joins us from a rather unusual location...

We are still rewarding dedicated listeners with top of the range (actually very ordinary and unexciting) Radio 2 pens - but there's a brand new exciting bit of merchandise up for grabs! There's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a Confession from the Crypt about a spray tan, those ones are always good!

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk