'Nipple to Knee' Confession and other tales...

This week's tales include singing potatoes, a parental predicament in the 'Big Smoke', a cuttingly careless nurse and some child labour levity. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the weekly 'Podcast Postbox' has been emptied once again. Plus a classic traffic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk