Did a UFO crash in North Wales?

The tabloids dubbed it the Welsh roswell, or Roswelsh, but did an alien really lose his no claims bonus on a mountainside in north Wales? John swears he's well educated in all things alien, he’s seen at least 3 films on the subject matter and got a 10 out of 10 in a ‘How to tell if you’re an Alien’ quiz on facebook. The duo head out to investigate, test a Soviet geiger counter out in the rain, and all the stress ends up with Mike suffering a massive midlife crisis.