If I was Brian Easton

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan take in a weekend featuring another Celtic catastrophe and an actual Aberdeen goal. Rangers are within touching distance of the title after Celtic slip up at Ross County on Sunday night. There’s more misery for Motherwell as they suffer another humiliating home defeat and rack up record low xG. And although Aberdeen score and indeed win, have they completely lost control? And we speak to both sides of the St Johnstone – Livingston divide, looking ahead to a League Cup final on Sunday that’s too close to call. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Aaron Hickey and Denis Law sent off (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Ross County 1-0 Celtic (04m 30s) • PART 2b: Rangers 4-1 Dundee Utd (11m 30s)  • PART 3a: Aberdeen 1-0 Kilmarnock (18m 00s) • PART 3b: Hibs 2-0 Hamilton (24m 00s)  • PART 3c: Motherwell 0-3 St Johnstone (28m 00s)  • PART 3d: St Mirren 1-1 Livingston (33m 30s)  • PART 4: Fantasy Football Scotland and the odds with Paddy Power (36m 30s)  • PART 5: League Cup final preview with Ed Hodge & Andrew Semple (40m 30s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices