How can I tell if she's fat or pregnant? Plus: rough play or child abuse?

Have you ever been projectile vomited on? Can JK be forgiven for 'good-times' on the Isle Of Wight? Ever got your knackers caught in a deckchair? In this episode Al and JK explore the ridiculous side of parenting and deal with everyday difficulties of being a father by answering these questions and many more. Ever mistaken an overweight women for being pregnant - you're not alone, as JK explains. And can this weeks father be forgiven for slapping his child across the face by accident? Where is the line between rough play and abuse? Listen and subscribe now on Global Player. Al and Jk also explore how to navigate sleep when the clocks change and celebrate two exciting gifts that will make bedtime fun and restful: Gro-Clock Sleep Aid https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gro-Company-Gro-Clock-Sleep-Trainer/dp/B002APJCNE Roald Dahl 15 Book Box Set Collection by Roald Dahl https://www.amazon.co.uk/Roald-Dahl-collection-Witches-Chocolate/dp/0141371331 And check out this video Roald Dahl JK talks about in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkz\_X1Rg60 Get in touch with JK and Al, send in your stories and confessions: www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ www.heart.co.uk FB/Insta/Twitter jkjasonking thedadsnet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices