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299. If I Retire, That's It

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This week Chris tells tales of his recent trip to Florida, as well as his thoughts on pickleball, bodyguards, overly calm pilots and how lit coffee shops are.This week Chris watches Slap Fighting Championship, talks about the decline of rap, Tom Brady retiring (again), and a weather prognosticating groundhog. Plus the return of Missed Connections! 
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Chris D'Elia (comedian: Grow or Die (available on chrisdelia.com), No Pain, Comedians of the World, Man on Fire, Incorrigible on Netflix, White Male Black Comic on Comedy Central) sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.