Spanked. Stacked. Pauline.
With the dust just starting to settle on Sam Kerr's WSL debut, who better to talk to about her arrival than former Matilda Alicia Ferguson! We discuss the thrilling title race - which could come to a head this weekend - the news of Nick Cushing's departure across the pond, and speak to the BBC's Tom Garry about the shocking statistics behind the disparity between the men's and women's FA Cup.
Here's how it sounds:
RUNNING ORDER
PART 1a - Manchester City 3-1 Everton (03.05)
PART 1b - Reaction to Nick Cushing's imminent departure (07.00)
PART 1c - Who next for The Citizens? (09.35)
PART 2a - Chelsea 6-1 Bristol City (12.00)
PART 2b - Brighton 0-4 Arsenal (18.10)
PART 2c - Reading 1-0 Birmingham - plus a new contract for The Bionic Woman Fara Williams (21.30)
PART 2d - Tottenham 2-1 West Ham (24.05)
PART 2e - Liverpool P-P Manchester United - have we got a pitch problem? (25.25)
PART 3a - FA Cup with the BBC's Tom Garry - and some breaking SheBelieves Cup news! (26.35)
PART 3b - WSL lookahead - Arsenal v Chelsea (34.40)
PART 3c - AOB - another Aussie import, a Merseyside Derby at Goodison Park & Celtic go pro (36.45)
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