God Interviews Project 2025 Expert Andra Watkins

Dear Humans,

Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, “How Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life.” Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging out with her.

In addition to doing the Lord’s work in educating the world on Project 2025, Andra is a cherished member of the God community. I oft see her in our comments and restacking our posts, and if there be one thing God still enjoyeth, it’s that little hit of dopamine from likes, comments, and shares. This is because God is like unto Tinkerbell and doth require thy claps to continue to exist.

“I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”

- Michael Scott, The Office

Shoot…lost my train of thought. Anyway, cuddle up with a cup of coffee and hang out with us. Thou hast a little time.

I believe in you, humans.

Love,

God

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