Simon Mayo's Confessions

We didn't start the fire & other tales

A septic ploppy run, an accidental country invasion, a stinky fish prank and church entertainment all feature this week.There’s more bonus confessions from the producer’s file marked ‘Not for broadcast’, including one from bus driver Jerry.Plus, we delve deep into the crypt for a classic confession with a very BIG twist we called You can Keep the Costa Brava and All That Palava - I'm off to Margate.Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to <a href="mailto:confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk">confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk</a>

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.