What songs should be longer or shorter?

What songs should be longer or shorter?

By Mark Ellen, David Hepworth and Alex Gold

The rock and roll ballot-box is stuffed with votes and the exit polls suggest how this week’s debate might play out. Along these lines …

 

… is there still such a thing as British music?

 

… John Lennon as a lavatory attendant.

 

… Pink Floyd’s miming lessons.

 

.. how Neil Finn cheered up the All Blacks.

 

… the staggering difference in the UK album charts in the weeks the last two Labour Prime Ministers were elected (1997 and 2024) - male British bands v international female solo acts.

 

… ‘Starman’ on Top Of The Pops and the tricks it plays on the memory.

 

… “current chart acts are either in the spotlight or don’t seem to exist at all.”

 

… the wit and wisdom of James Blunt.

 

.. the Herd’s guest spot in the Tom Courtenay caper Otley.

 

… the Phil Collins syndrome: “when people are tired of duffing up pop stars, they tend to re-embrace them”.

 

… plus birthday guest Richard Lewis and songs that should be longer – eg Dancing the Night Away by the Motors, I Can Fly by the Herd (cue military bugle and church bell and choir).


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