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Can you define what almost had sex with is?  Is the lady writing in from Lexington a fool or nah?  Does a man go with his mom's decoration style or his lady's when it comes to the new home?  How does a man explain having a bat phone number that he won't give to his wife?  What does Professor Klump do when his wife wants to put a tracking device on him.

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