My Momma Told Me

Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever- changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!? CALL US &amp; LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 <a href="https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/">Cervantes' Masterpiece</a> SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757">Laugh's Comedy Club</a> PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - <a href="https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182">Helium Comedy Club</a> Tickets can be purchased at <a href="https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod">My Momma Told Me's Linktree</a> LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a> DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a> INSTAGRAM: <a data-ogsc="" href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a> YOUTUBE: <a data-ogsc="" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a> TIKTOK: <a data-ogsc="" href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a> MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a> FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a> FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.