Johnny Sparkles, Certified Listeners and a Knight to Remember

aka What's Zoe Got That I Haven't?

Kerry's back in the studio after a couple of weeks off which is great... but where's she been? Also how qualified are you? Any certified skill is welcome... but can we find a Sir? Plus Jon reaches the conclusion that he's actually (whisper it) cooler than Kerry.

If you have an impressive (or rubbish!) qualification then let Jon know - email Jon@AbsoluteRadio.co.uk