Good Children

Are Christmas Carolers Okay?

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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod"> Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!</a>